Imagine being a normie and pay $2000 of rent.Instead live in your vehicle
>>546197122seems like a hassle.
Parking can be expensive.
That thing folds like a tin can, mangling anyone who is behind the steering wheelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gph2nqDWk7A&t=856
>>546197122I'm imagining being homeless... now what?
>>546197389Imagine not using Cardweller to park
>>546197122>no shitting>no shower>no laundry>no cooking>no gooning>$5 a gallon>”CANT PARK HERE”>100K “starter vans”>increasingly more and more insurance companies refuse to insure vans or motor homes >increased awareness of “van life” in society as a whole brings prompt action against youAnd let us not forget the constant threat of Night Niggers.
>>546197122>get side swiped>entire life is destroyed and youre left crippledjust pay the jews anon. youd be better off living in a fucking cave.
>>546197122>not having your own bathroom>no land>decent vehicle for living costs more than an apartment >mostly forced to live among the worst neighbors possible
You are going to be severely beaten and gang-raped by hobos.
>>546197122Normies watch van life nonstop though They think you are trendy You’re not the rebel you think you are lol
>>546197122JEWS BELIEVE THEY ARE GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE AND THEREFOR ARE BETTER THAN NON JEWS. THE EASIEST WAY TO BE BETTER THAN SOMEONE IS TO MAKE THAT SOME ONE'S LIFE WORSE THAN YOURS. JEWS CANNOT COEXIST WITH NON JEWS AS THEY WILL ALWAYS TRY TO BE BETTER THAN NON JEWS AND EASIEST WAY TO ACHIEVE THAT IS TO MAKE NON JEWS LIVES WORSE OFF. THERE IS NO LIMIT AS LONG AS NON JEWS ARE DOING WORSE THAN JEWS THEY ARE TOTALLY FINE. THE WORLD COULD END AND JEWS WILL STILL FIND A WAY TO FEEL SUPERIOR BY DESTROYING WHATEVER LAST BIT OF NON JEWS LIVES.
>>546197122I slept in my car for 3 days at a music festival once. It fucking sucked.
>>546197122You have to empty your entire vehicle if you take it to a mechanic. Everything, all your stuff has to come out. Any of my desire for this lifestyle, of which I never had, went out the window with that information.
>>546197122i need something bigger than that aka a small motorhome (not large motorhome, but medium also okay).i also need to be in a place where its warm all year round.and near a clean river/lake to bathe in.i have no problem shitting and pissing in the woods so i would never use my RV toilet and ideally it wouldn't even have one.
>>546197891Those Volkswagen combi campers are crazy money here.. my mother in law was looking at one a couple years back and people were literally asking 100k NZD (50-60k US) for any in reasonable condition. She gave up on that pretty quickly.
>Imagine being a normie and pay $2000 of rent.>Instead live in your vehicleImagine being a low IQ jewish shill and not some investment bankerInstead shill demoralization threads for minimum wage on 4chan.Makes you think
>>546197982During COVID I went camping at a state park in a pop-up for one or two weeks at a time for a total of three months. Most people would go insane without internet, video games, or having no real plans.
>>546198110>if you take it to a mechanicyou are the mechanic, anon
>>546197416So do most fun cars, what's your point?
>>546197669>too fucking retarded to buy an RV toiletlol
>>546197122a friend of a friend couchsurfs. used to live out of his vehicle but got constantly harassed by the cops.
>>546197524I had some rubes park their vanlife outside my property fence. I had them towed away while they were asleep inside. The fun never stops
>>546197122>late stage capitalism Hey siri, most common race and language in china by percentage? And how long is this trend believed to continue?
>>546197122I looked for modern equivalents of this vehicle and first: they do not exist or the current delica is fucking ugly as a kick in the balls
>>546198322That's why you get an RV, tow yards won't mess with them as they're viewed as biohazard.
>>546197122isn't that vehicle $2000/m rent?
>>546198205Not suitable for adrenaline enjoyers
>>546197122Those vans are rare and expensive lol. If you can't afford rent, you probably can't afford one of those either. And also, while I love my camper van, living in it full time would be absolute ass.
>>546198547Not when I paid for the tow and got the guy to remove the front wheels. Try again kike
>>546197122I like to have walking space and a garden
>>546198145Get a Sprinter
>>546197830Rvs have bathrooms
>>546197669>And let us not forget the constant threat of Night Niggers.>>546198582You've never dealt with night niggers.If you're vigilant enough you can catch them on the approach, then you deal with them the same way you deal with glowniggers.
>>546198740I've been homeless for 5 years, and none of you know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>546198602Now youre just making shit up
>>546198972>Oy vey you're making stuff up. >Stop making stuff up goyI do as the jews do on the board. In fact this very thread is fake and gay rabbi. Prove me wrong kosher cock muncher
>>546199146based. too many fools on this board take things written here as facts
>>546197122My house won't break down on the side of the road
>>546197122>>546198672>>546198145The issue with OPs solution is it's a camper not an RV or Motorhome. You are going to find out real quick these small offroad campers are designed for weekend getaways not to be lived in. They are designed to sleep like 6 people so an entire family and friends. Then you are supposed to go camping, outside activities and such. They have built in bike racks and storage for surfboards and shit. They sometimes have a supersmall shower to wash up and small dinette with a small water supply. I would work technically but you would be constantly stuffed into a small space and would learn to hate it.
>>546198740>>546198785Night niggers will break into your vehicle and have a gun to your head and stomach in 5 seconds. Think about this for a second. You need to sleep and they know this. Once you turn off the lights and sleep they will attack.
>>546197122>spend more on a cuck van than what a house costto what purpose
>>546197122
>>546199496Have k9 outside trained to maul night niggers
>>546199378I feel like in general the whole vanlife bullshit is a lifestyle specifically for the rare skinny midget. Under 5 feet tall and somehow not stout. The whole cramped thing gets old fast if you're well built and over 6 feet tall. Ya know. A normal man. For midget boy? Its a mansion that moves.
>>546197122That van costs more than a house.
>>546199378best thing is a trailer and a truck. for a single couple a toy hauler works, they have the basic utility of cooking, bed, kitchen, toilet, shower, and with a toy hauler you're getting more space for stuff you need, like tools.you can kit the truck for work and excursions and use the trailer as a homebase, on your own land even. there's functional houseless living and nigger homeless living, and then there's retired boomer RV homeless. which is really just selling the house and roaming around till you buy a house closer to your kids who moved 8 statelines away from you because you sent them to college and they went where shlomo could offer them jobs.
>>546197669A gym membership is cheaper than rent.
>>546199660Having a companion like a dog is a must. They have superb hearing and can alert you to threats before they arrive. The presence of the dog alone could possibility save your life. You could and should also have cameras and motion sensors on the outside of your vehicle(its 2026 FFS) use technology to your advantage too.
>>546198322they dont tow until they are 100% nobody is in the vehicle.
>>546198602memeflags are liars
>>546201413so are jews. yet here you are as the crying jew on the crying jews web board
>>546199721ive been binge watching this channel on yt called ottoex which features japanese style camper vans imported and sold in America. Mostly they are so small and cost so much. They are basically k trucks with a fiberglass camper shell placed on them. The issue is the again space. And they are designed for camping for not living in. I guess you could rip out the extra bed space and replace it with storage space. But the showers are so small and there's literally no lounge area or leg room. They all come with this pull out awning which i guess you could relax outside most of the time. I liked this bigfoot camper though it seemed to be roomy enough and it attaches to a full sized pickup instead of a small k truck. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5AvJB5hlHg
the cars i know of that are comfy to sleep in are also gaining in price...just like the vans.honda element, kia soul
>>546199249It already is.
>>546197122In America cops can search vehicle without a warrant. That’s why they want people living in cars.
>>546197122Why would I want to live like a bum ass nigger when I can live in my massive house?
Imagine paying rentImagine living in a vehicle you have to maintain fuel and insureImagine not getting paid to live in said vehicle
>>546204836Really? Your vehicle is private property so how can they do that.
>>546197122I lived in my Chevy Blazer for a year. Loved it, though a little cramped and not as much head height as I would have liked.Would absolutely do it again with a larger vehicle and a remote job or similar income.
>>546197122OP has a 200IQ
>>546197669Counter point. In the middle of nowhere I will kill you if you come to talk to me about some karen control freak lobying.
>>546197122van life is for faggots. be a chad and get a yurt. fits in a truck and allows room for activities. >but I cant park in the middle of the citywhy do you need to be around normies?>its literally a tentvan lifers literally live in a cubbyhole>but it will blow awayyes yours will because you're stupidbhahadur is standing by to take your order. dont be a homeless loser, be a nomadic loser.
>>546205951Living in a van is high IQ because you can take your social security of say 1.5k a month and live comfortably in your RV. I already looked into this for my future living. It's good because you can have your toilet close to your bed, your house on wheels, travel the country to stay where it is warm, not pay property taxes or worry about home upkeep or anything, be free. The RV literally pays for itself in 3 years time. But you need a small RV which is how i found that Ottoex channel on you tube because it's important to be able to park in a normal parking spot and not have to pay RV fees for docking. So parking is free and walmarts all over America offer overnight parking unless stated otherwise. You could also park at Planet Fitness if you get a membership there so you have access to showers and can exercise too.
>>546206364The only issue I see is that there is no space to put it, there's no place here where you can camp in peace.
>>546206552you do need some wilderness. the real advantage to yurts and other though, is you can hike it in piece by piece and set it up where you tuly wont be bothered. I lived on blm land for almost a year before I started seeing people and found somewhere else. mine is also small. you can buy huge ones with weather kits. avoid moist areas.
>>546206710Problem is access to civilization. How do you get food, water, medicine, ect to your yurt? Stealth camping in the wilderness isn't so easy. It's better to just drive on the road to the mc donalds.
>>546204938jews invading the Supreme Courthttps://law.justia.com/constitution/us/amendment-04/16-vehicular-searches.html
>>546206501>The RV literally pays for itself in 3 years timerv's are not made for continuous habitation. they wont last 3yrs of living in it full time.
>>546197122Where do I take a shit?
>>546206960they dont call it the jewdicial system for nothing
>>546206818dont like moving. its essentially just a portable cabin, if you know what you are doing and hate normies enough you can make it without driving into town more than 8 or so times a year. water is very doable if you dont over bathe. forest anon did it with less. I live VERY comfy compared to him. I also got written permission to be here this time though, no stealth about it. just go places other people wont>>546206960of course vanfags are going to get cracked down on, they cant let normies see you doing that on the way home from work.
>>546207014you have to get a gym membership to shit, shower and shave
>>546197122Living in your vehicle is only viable in Japan where there's free public bathrooms and showers everywhere and where there's no Pigs or Nigs itching to pick a fight with you.
>>546206991Yes but what if your RV is a japanese camper with a no fuss diesel engine with no electronics? Your camper is all seam sealed fiberglass hull attached to a k truck? It has amenities like a cooktop, lots of storage space, a big overhead bed, a built in shower a dinette so you can sit inside and enjoy your meal.The Japanese build really good campers. The only issue is size but you could always gut it out and make it work. The plus bonus is your camper is the size of a normal sized American truck 17 feet so i could park in a normal sized parking space without any extra fees and the cops can't do anything about it. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTbKY1b30zAThe main issue is price, up front this one cost around 66k. But once it's paid for you are golden. It's way cheaper than tiny houses and more comfortable than tents like yurts.
what do you do when the local jurisdictions make it an offense to sleep in your vehicle esp overnight and it reaches out beyond reason in distance from your job?
>>546197669i would park in remote areas and shit in the woods instead of shower i would have folding bathtub
>>546207053I'm confused how you can survive food wise and water wise without entering town more than 8 times a year. Do you have fresh water access on the land? Do you hunt for game and eat it? Do you grow vegetables? I don't believe you ask i know the main concern is access to food and fresh water. >>546207159America has free restrooms everywhere. And i wouldn't want to shower in any public place really. I would shower in my camper only. It's kinda gross thinking about bathing in a public place. Your own filth is your own and that how it is.
