My peepee hurts, sir
>>5461972317 days off benzodiazepines and I feel like shit. My parents are worried. I feel like this is truly the end
>>546197231HOMICIDAL CRASHOUT KEPTINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItBZ1LthsM
>>546197306Study more theory.
>>546197231We are GoyYou shall be indoctrinated
captain, we need to beam up 129 people after a warbird collided with a bird of prey
>>546197231shields failing, can't take another hit
>>546197381Fire torpedoes, full spread.
Shekel reserves depleted but stable, Captain.Photon torpedo strikes on our AI scam have been followed up by cyber attacks, but shields were deployed by pretending the bubble slump was becuase some chink named wang put his peepee in a bitch and not the underlying lack of substance of our racket.Our changelings have maneuvered into place with the changing of the guard in the midterms and we are playing off the transition of Tejas from red-identifying to blue-identifying as a result of gas prices and not decades of beaner breeding and jeet importation. The goyim are buying it hook line and sinker.In short, captain, we have them on the ropes. Engineering endorses continuing the fight. For moloch!
OUR SHIELDS HAVE ABOUT 2 WEEKS LEFT, CAPTAIN
>>546197231CAPTAIN there's a weenie in the warp drive. Could you send up some mustard.
>>546197231Vaxx status report, Mr. Data.
>>546197588Prune juice is a warrior's beverage.
>>546197231Hull breaches on decks 69 to 420. Shields down. Engine nacelles deleted. Life support at 3%. Warp core completely fucked and cucked. Sir.
Just a wee bit more and we'll put her down here ack....
>>546197231>Damage ReportEverything is fake and gayWhat do we do, Captain?
She's been dilated by me personally sir, but she'll be back to normal in no time.
The entire country is fucked captain.
https://kick.com/iceposeidon30 players standing the zone has moved from miami beach into the mainlandchickenandy lost the crown but remains favorite in the betting marketa second cyclops has been spawned expect more deaths
>>546198638>The entire world is fucked captain.
>>546197231We're chillin', Captain. All systems at one hundred, sir.
>>546197231>All systems back online. It was a software bug completely unrelated to the state of Israel and/or Bharat! There is nothing to see here, sir!
number one just released a number two in his pants
>>546198827Do we have a visual?
>>546197306Hang in there faggot. Don't let the drugs win and shit. You're not gonna die either.
>>546198852The Klingons are all over Uranus, Captain.
Bitch...slapped.
>>546197231petaQ
>>546197231>Damage Report
>>546198979Set warp drive to skedaddle and aim your phasers directly at my retinas to fire on my mark.
The ferengi have taken over the entire alpha quadrant its over captain
>>546197231>ayo>shits fucked yo>nigger
everybody who used the holodeck after me has aids
>>546197231I pee on my balls
Absolutely nothing happened.
>>546197588>>546198034Liked Worf in TNG but he really sucked in DS9. DS9 was the better show though overall.
>>54619723117 crew fell onto Iowa's ass and got bruised and aroused.
>>546197306Day 9 will be harder, but by days 13-15, you will start to have moments where you don't even think about it, and you almost feel normal again for about 15 seconds. Happiness will start to feel real again, too. Hang in there, buddy it gets better. It sounds stupid, and I really don't mean this as a joke: just keep telling yourself, "Two more weeks." And do it. Break it into manageable chunks, and by the time you hit weeks 10. You will be a new human :)
>>546197427kek
>>546197381why is the river filled with raw sewage?
