What will his rape trial be like?
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>>546202229Hes going to be on trial for raping hasan poker after knocking his bitch sissy ass out nigga
>>546202229Is this the ghost of Kyiev
>>546202378It’s actually pronounced Kyiv.
>>546202229the case will be televised and he'll make a sensation out of it like a teal life joker, only for the jury to throw the book at him, get incarcerated, and then die from a shanking where the guards did nothing to save him from bleeding to death
>>546202229"Mr. Hyde, why did you forcefully break down the door, intrude and sodomize Mr. Piker with a dragon dildo?"
>>546202229He'll represent himself and get himself out of going to prison by talking in an irish accent.
>>546202229>What will his rape trial be like?He'll be forcibly gagged for laughing maniacally as AOC testifies. It will take 4 bailiffs to restrain him as he yells "YOU HAD IT COMING BITCH!".
>>546202229well, he's literally Jewish so...you know: there won't be a trial.
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>>546202229>Your honor, it was a self defense situation.
>>546202229There will never be a trial because only Sam becoming "mainstream famous" could possibly pull Marky out of that mindbroke stupor spell he put on her. Sam has settled for living on the sidelines leeching off his dwindling fanbase until he retires. If you want to support someone that sticks it to the jews then watch/give money to Tyler Oliveira. Even Hasan Piker is pissing off the jews more, you don't see Benjamin Netanyahu name dropping Sam Hyde into public record. Sam really became a fucking cuck these last couple years.
>>546202229He'd kill himself before he let the authorities do that to him
>>546202229Smelly
>>546202229Sam isn't man enough to rape anyone.>but MarkyThat's the lame type of rape.
>>546202229Is he being charged, can someone not be a fag and give the rundown
>>546202816What's the link for this video? the x account doesn't have the video posted, and having trouble finding it in youtube.
Oh 80 years in prison. But they keep him because he plays the retard they want to put anyone with an internet presence bundle with. You think they won't keep an incompetent fool around just to get anymore incompetent fools?
>>546204049>>546202816Remind me of the context, I remember this image from years ago but don't remember the drama
>>546204428There was a high period for Sam when was 4chan's e-daddy. He even had a TV show 4chuds could live vicariously through. Then the rumors spread about him getting with a very young /r9k/ thot.Cue his shills (paid and otherwise) saying Sam would never do such a thing, it's all a lie, that the girl doesn't even exist. But slowly stuff corroborating the relationship leaked (photos, accounts of him destroying HDDs of porn he filmed with his groupies, etc) until it became undeniable. This was all via proxy and Sam never publicly talked about it, except in one interview where he let it slip in DM's with someone that "he didn't hit her was 16 not 15", even though it was very likely they started communicating when she was 15.
>>546204607Now the cope from his fanbase is "who cares that he did it 16 is prime age", even though the legality surrounding the whole thing is completely nebulous (in Sam's state of residence at the time it was illegal for example to fuck someone under 18 if they're a virgin, not to mention federal CP laws for his alleged filming of it)
>>546204607>He even had a TV showYou're giving Sam too much credit, it was directed by Andy Ruse, the actually talented person, and it shows.
>>546202229>What will his rape trial be like?Hannibal Lecter in the Hague.
>>546204607I was on 4chan back then, but he was never that big other than using him to mislead the media. But thanks for letting me know the drama
>>546205381>never that big other than using him to mislead the mediathat was big enough back then for him to make a career out of milking retards who mistakenly think he's based or some shitnick fuentes is another one of those that shill hard here
>>546202229Sam is a jew. There won't be a trial
>>546205440lol we made fuentes, he is foundationally a 4channer. It is promising that he is slowly taking over the republican party. The American right will soon be 4chan just like twitter.
>>546202229christcuckery will have a toll
>Rape Trial.For what?If anything he would have provided a community service.First of all, say Thank You.
