how does this even happen?FOUR TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY WITH TWO HUNDER THOUSAND EMPLOYEES CAN'T EVEN KEEP EMAIL WORKING
>>546207684Total Gmail victory
Who cares about the $? it's the equivalent of the roman peso.
FagsSended from my Outlook
microSAAR please what fundamental feature are you going to break next?
>>546207684Plz DO NOT redeem saar
>>546207684What is neat is that everything Microsoft provides has good (and sometimes even better) alternatives
>>546207684>how does this even happen?indian programming talent
>>546207684No prob. Just print the difference.
Kill yourself white man
>>546207684>could leadYeah so it won't. The media can't survive without fear porn and click bait.
>>546207684that's literally nothingwas honestly expecting it to be something way higheror maybe i'd be out of line, i mean surely a lot of loss was mitigated by companies having redundant forms of communication but i dont ever expect people to be smart and have plans, so i figured there'd be some massive companies out there entirely relying on some shit like that for all of their communications and compounding massive losses into the hundreds of billions worldwidepartially relieved (purely for the sake of human intelligence) that it wasn't the case
>>546209841My manager was pissed when I suggested we simply walk up 2 floors to speak to another department when email was down. I think boomers are so lazy that slight inconvenience is analogous to torture.
Is it still fucked?
>>546209930>let's just interrupt random people without any consideration for whatever they are doing>there's no ''paper'' trail whatsoever so even if we manage to catch the right people and decide on a solutions, shit will get fucked up and there will be finger pointing and scapegoat searching later>OMG I AM SO SMART AND EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMBYou're a fucking rude idiot and your ''solution'' is retarded.You're probably NEET imbecile larping as vagie anyway.
>>546207684I didn't even noticed.Hahahahah.
>>546207684>how does this even happen?Microsoft has very famously fired all of it's hyper-competent White engineers and replaced them with indians using their shitty CoPilot AI that was built by indians. indians will push untested code to prod on a Friday and just hope for the best.
>>546207684This problem can be easily solved by hiring more jeets.
>>546212820I'm promoting you to executive. Enjoy it for a few weeks until some jeet chandaal replaces you with 10 dalits
>>546209930funny thing is how they used to walk to school when they were kids and millennials are just spoiled
>>546207684Saars, bhenchods have serious Dumpster Fire here. please help.SaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRS?
>>546207684I think we need to throw more jeets at the problem, quickly hire another 10 000!
>>546207684indian incompetence
>>546211912No really, you can just go talk to people. You can take notes or even record an impromptu meeting, post a bulletin about important things, etc.
>>546212867I've actually seen this happen. Something absolutely fucked happens under jeet "leadership". So they promote a White guy to the level appropriate to handle the issue. They then low-key blame that dude for the problem not being resolved in a timely manner (even though he solved it). And once the dust settles, they fire him and replace him with another indian economic migrant on a "temporary" visa. Rinse and repeat.
>>546207684>how does this even happen?just an honest mistake that's part and parcel of living in the West.like that little honest slip-up with - Chicago O'Hare International Airport - Chicago Midway International Airport - Los Angeles International Airport - LaGuardia Airport - San Francisco International Airport - Denver International Airport - Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport - Ronald Reagan Washington National Airportor the silly mistake we all made thinking there was gold at Fort Knox.
>>546210457No. It ended before I got to work yesterday
>>546211912Saaaaar
>>546207884The chance of a $7 billion catastrophe being caused by Indians living in the US should be less than 2%, which reflects their portion of the population living within my borders. But the odds of the Outlook crash being caused by an Indian are closer to 100%.
It cost much...much more than that.
