I'm thinking of signing up to the Ukraine foreign legion.I failed at life and pretty much live like a hopeless zombie.Cant off myself because I dont want to hurt my parents. I know they will take it extremely hard if I do anything.Downside is that I have to go through a long process of recruitment and training and endure lots of shitty conditions of cold, hunger and exhaustion at the frontline.Upside is that death by drone is almost guaranteed while you get to experience some action, and instead of being remembered as a failure who betrayed his family, I will be remebered by my normie community as a hero who gave the ultimate sacrifice.Hell I may even become immortalized on a webm.Thoughts?
>>546210212If you die for a jew you go to hell
>>546210295I dont believe in hell christcuck. We're just chimps.
>>546210212Go for it. You're irrevocably a loser for life, at least in death you can be remembered as a hero despite being a dumb faggot.
>>546210212You live in sweden. Just disappear into the woods so that your body never gets found.Gunshot, overdose, hanging. You have all options.
>>546210212Why do you care about whatever the normies think ?If your life is so shit rn just move to another city and do some blue collar job/unskilled labor
>>546210212foreign legion doesn't exist anymore, they got acked
>>546210910Read the OP again.
>>546210212Don't rid your own country of invader... No, go fight someone else's battle. Makes sense.
>>546211103The recruitment website still exists
>>546211162>fight someone else's battle. Makes sense.Not even remotely the point of all this.Are you all bots?
>>546211233>I wanna die>Can't do it myself >Go fight something that has little to do with me personally >While my own nation is taken over You're just a coward looking for an easy out you pussy. Cry more you'll feel better.
>>546210212>>546210295>>546210335>>546210624>>546210910If you want to die, then join the Russian side! Haha
>>546211327If he joins the russians they will rape and broom him before killing him as a western spy. Safer to go with ukies
>>546211424And this is what Americans and the Trump admin want to ally with, baka
>>546210212I wonder how common that idea is and how many Ukraine was casualties are actually that: simple way to commit suicide without ruining your legacy.I have been thinking about the same myself.
>>546210212Just get a normal job, an ugly girlfriend and a cool old car, have children, find a boring hobby, drink two beers a day wear ugly sweaters, retire and go on stupid vacations and cruises, die at 90 of a heart attack.Its not that hard, you probably have high expectations that you probably wont achieve and thats okay, its the small things in a normie life that make it great, take the normie pill
>>546211544Suicidal people just don't have the will to fight.
Join the russians if you want guaranteed suicide, there are thousands of foreign volunteers for Ukraine who hold on for months or years until they die or decide to leave.
>>546211424Do they rape everyone or just the emo twinks?I am ugly if that helps.Obviously no girl wants me but I doubt any man wants me either.
>>546211583This.And the russians are so desperate to scare people away from ukraine they do false flag in Poland
>>546211578Yeah I don't want to fight why would I?I wouldn't shoot back, that would be mean and pointless, I would just let them shoot/drone me.
>>546211683Then you should go fight for shelemova
>>546211600They rape each other as sign of power and dominance. Being ugly will not save you. Every army is like this. But Russians took to extreme.
>>546213994HIV stats do not lie, video evidence exists plenty too
>>546211583>Join the russians if you want guaranteed suicideThere are nearly 400 examples of zigger suicide caught on camera, OP could be next!
>>546210212Make European children you fucking nerd
>>546214327NAFO sissies are surrendering.
>>546210212I have been thinking the same desu but I will go in the spring, I already endured cold doing my military service here and it sucked big time.
