PRESS COONFERENCE IN 13 MINUTES FOR THE AIRPLANE HAAAAHAAPPOOOONING THINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi77nPD4IHwTHANK THE AIR FLYER I MEAN FRYER
>>546218290He really do be sounding like he's completing in his trousers when he gets to day breaking news
>>546218290DID THEY EVER EXPLAIN WHAT HAAAPOOONED ALL THEY SAID THE OTHE DAY WAS "WE'S GOT COOMPUTAR HARDWAIR FROM DA 80'S DAT WHY IT HAAAPOONED" THE MIRACLES OF CRAPITALISM SAVE MONEY USING COOOOMPUTAR HARDWARES FROM DA 80'S MAKE THE CEO PAY FOR SOME UPGRADES EH
>>546218290Since when is the magatama mitsutomoe a symbol within our government? Kind of based
>>546218873The FAA admitted they were rolling AI related updates, however the AI updates are TOTALLY not related and it's just old systems mysteriously got overwhelmed https://federalnewsnetwork.com/technology-main/2026/11/flights-are-halted-at-airports-across-the-united-states-due-to-unspecified-extraordinary-circumstances-faa-says/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>546219375The Lookner edits with Nazi shit are so god damn hilarious to me
>>546218290>>546218873You suck at imitations. Lookner doesn't sound anything like this.
>>546218464He doesn't wear pants on stream
A second phone has hit the ear!
>>546219188THESE SYMBOLS DON'T MEAN SHIT THEY'RE JUST LIKE "WE NEED A SYMBOL, HOW ABOUT THAT RANDOM SHIT" "YEA LOOKS GOOD TO ME"
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH THE AUDIO
>IT There>Can't get audio right.KEK
>>546218290IRAN HACKED THE AUDIOIT'S HAPPENING
Guysss guysss I need to go make my dinner really quick. I will be right back but I need to eat really quick *accidentally plays intro
THE WONDERS OF CRAPITALISM, CAN'T GET A WORKING MIC UNLESS YOU JUICE UP THE CEO WITH A ANOTHER BILLION DOLLARS
THEY AREFIXINGTHEAUDIO
these fuckers can't even get a microphone to work
>>546218290Jesus fucking Christ, why is the US federal government so incompetent?
>>546220254they had to wait for AI to explain it to them.
Same energy
LET ME REFRESH THE FEED, THERE WE GO YOU MISSED 60 SECONDS OF THE COONFERENCE
>>546220294nigga this whole shits going up in flames
>>546220254Lookner helped make Beevis and Butthead. He is a cool dude
Jesus what a shitshow
Jesus fuck, all this yapping just to say that you DDOSed yourselves via a single router. What an empty suit.
>was it incompetence Yes, no matter what caused it this was due to incompetence ffs you dumb nigger
>it's old copper wiring in the routers!>Maybe our contractor is shit
Unplug the fucked up router you stupid shits.>Give us more money.FUCK YOU!
>>546218290do they really expect us to believe this shit?
>>546220580yes.now give money
>>546220536>>546220580>>546220736YEA THEY'RE NOT EXPLAINING JACK SQUAT AND ASKING FOR MONEY, WHY GIVE MONEY IF YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING
>>546218290Isn't this like 101 to not have a single point of failure, fallbacks, etc? A single router can brick the entire flight system country wide? And then, with these lack of principles, they're asking for more money?
THE ROOT CAUSE ANALAYSIS IS INCOMPLETETHEY DO NOT KNOW THE CAUSE AT THIS TIMEMAYBE IT'S A ROUTER MAYBE NOT
>>546218290this is not due to some rotten copper cable. it was definitely due to hacking. Probably Iran they also hacked the eu fridges. Probably used claude but that would be too embarrassing to admit
>>546218290
>>546218290Can someone give a recap of the whole thing?
THOUSANDS OF LOGIN ATTEMPTS, WAS IT A CRAZY AI OR RUZZIAN HAXXORS?
>>546221381my money is on the jews
HOLD ONNN! HOLD ONNN! WAIIIT!!! WAAAAIIIT!!
>>546220995The RCA is clearly done though Chuddy>Oy vey give us more shekels
>>546221435good bet
>>546220326>our routers got overloaded>we were patching new tech onto old system>we're still looking into what exactly went wrong>but it's definitely not the SMART-ai stuff we rolled out to all 22 ARTCCs 3 days ago>and democrats are to blame cos they didnt write big enough checks>and it will happen again unless i get 50 BILLION dollars
>>546218290>it's the contractor>or it's the equipment>but DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the SMART-ai we implemented a few days ago
>>546218290Surprise congress wants to spend money and pocket most of it. Happening canceled.
i don't carei hope everyone in the US and israel dies a horrible death.
>>546224148https://www.transportation.gov/sites/dot.gov/files/2026-09/SMART%20Fact%20Sheet.pdfwhy l3harris and equipment is being blamed. the software that fucked up is trump/duffy baby
