I don't fucking want to live in this shithole, what's a good way to kill myself that ACTUALLY works in this country?Do not suggest me enlisting, going to Ukraine or something unreliable or ridiculous like that. No matter how many times I ask this, you always respond with some bullshit that is either unreliable, hard to do, requires some gases that I have no idea where to get from.
Take lethal amount of krododil and stop making this fagot thread
>>546227653Don’t kill yourself anon, life is a gift and he who brought you here will take you out.
>>546227653Volunteer for Ukraine. Only 50% of death and 50% of gloryLiterally win win for a suicidal hol hol
>>546227653> I don't fucking want to live in this shithole, what's a good way to kill myself that ACTUALLY works in this country? Do not suggest me enlisting, going to Ukraine or something unreliable or ridiculous like that. No matter how many times I ask this, you always respond with some bullshit that is either unreliable, hard to do, requires some gases that I have no idea where to get from.
1. Find tall commieblock.2. Climb stairs to roof.3. DO A FLIP FAGGOT
>>546228011Who says that you can just enter into a commieblock just because you want to?
>>546227653Go out with a bang, anon. Die for what you believe
>>546227653I don't want to suggest anything because I don't want to get raided by police at 6AM for my postsbut google what happened in Poland one week ago
>>546227653set yourself on fire
>>546227653Drink yourself to death like a real slav
Jump off a building and land on a jew.
Never die. Simple as.
Only fags kill themselves, you shouldn't consider yourself a man, cuntDie like a man instead for Russia
>>546228331No point in living in a shithole
>>546228370I don't even necessarily want to be a man
>>546228370Why aren't Arabs killing themselves?I mean you're some of the worst people living in worst countries in the world. You lost since you get brithed. Are you masters at lying to yourself?
>>546228539Because we have been masculine from the very start, I don't let some boohoos take away my gift of life, as for you pimpWho said you won? How many men drink themselves to death living in your country because of "dihpression"?We believe in Allah so much that we don't know shit about mental health. Hope you kill yourself bitch
>>546228463Do a flip then
>>546228721allah doesn't exist you dipshit.Stop believing in a fairy tales written by a pedo who had his butthole filled up by Pakis.
>>546227653Do you hate the war situation or the quality of life in general? If it's just about the war shit you could easily reestablish yourself in Belarus or Kazakhstan like I did. Maybe Georgia and Armenia but you'd need to learn a new language
>>546228776Stop believing anything the kikes say, the Al-Zutt hadith is weak as fuck and the Prophet (PBUH) being a pedo is debunked over and over againYour "God" Died on a cross, shut the fuck upAnd don't turn this thread into something unnecessary simply because you are butthurt over Muslims
>>546227653wait until it gets cold as shit or go to some place cold as shit and get blacked out drunk then fall asleep in the sub-freezing temperatures it will feel like you are taking a warm nap you never wake up from but by telling you this and you doing it I have damned my soul to hell
>>546227653Suicide Bags aka Exit Bags Won't hurt easy to make and cheap
But what about Fuwawa?
>>546227653>unreliableI mean being murdered by some tranny with a drone looks pretty reliable to me
>>546228907do muslisissies actually believe this?
>>546228962What do you gain from instructing a dude to kill himself? You go fuck yourself
>>546228907I don't believe in any religion, because that's for low IQ individuals.Especially the abrahamic semitic religions are disgusting - but all religions are bad, if you're religious you're either mistaken or legit low IQMuslims created a shithole, because you're bunch of inbred, brown low IQ individuals. You don't need alcohol to act retarded, you're born one.
>>546229008Believe what?
>>546227653Don't kill your body, God crafted it so you become his soldier. You aren't finished here, only God knows when is your time, you have a role to play, probably not in this bloodbath but you will suffer for it. We are alone, it's scary but less scary than what await those who embrace their animal nature.
>>546228962Doesn't that require buying a gas?
>>546227653Isn't there an excess of single women since you're country is just sending it's men to die? Find a woman bro.If you still want to die, you might as well just debt-max and take out a bunch of credit card debt and live in a hotel in Thailand or something until you run out credit. Go to the beach every day, eat out, go on hikes, go to clubs.Build up your credit score as high as possible and apply for as many high-limit cards as you can and enjoy your life.
>>546227653Blades: Slit your wrists, across the street and down the road. Enjoy the pain. Alternatively, stab yourself in the neck, left and right.Rope: Go hang out with rope-chan. Pills: Search what OTC meds are dangerously easy to overdose on, visit 10 different pharmacies procuring as many as possible and take them all.Fire: Disco inferno.Guns: To the head, preferably with a shotgun.Explosives: Making a pipe bomb is cheap and inexpensive. Gravity: Anywhere high enough will do. Helium mask: A bit of assembly required. Just put everything together, lie down, close your eyes, and you'll quietly fade away. You won't feel a thing.Gas car in closed space: Yep, the good old reliable. Turn it on and wait. Have a smoke. You'll be chilling for a while. Maybe watch a movie on your phone. You'll get drowsy and pass away. Note: Don't be a retarded zoomer. Electric Vehicles won't work for obvious reasons. You need the car's emissions.Anyhow, glad to have entertained that idea of yours. Have fun contemplating it and changing your mind. See you tomorrow!
>>546227653become an assassin killing jewing jews, doing everything you can to remain undiscovered and alive as long as possible to take out as many of them as possible. If you die in the process there you go, if you don't you'll have wiped away the source of misery.
Stop your bitching and draw me more straight furry porn - I will dig you up and bring you back to life if you stop
>>546229015SO YOU ARE AN ATHEIST? KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKHoly fuck I am arguing with a retard, sure bro whatever bullshit makes you sleep at nightKill yourself retard
>>546228925Which beverage is best for that
>>546229139I mean you kill yourselfYou're brown, ugly dysgenic muslims and you're of no use, you live in a shithole that is hell on earth. I have a comparably great life compared to you. And there's no lowliest human on earth than a muslim, you're the evil scum of earth
>>546228130you speak like you don't live in one. cool story bro
>>546227653>How do I kill myself?Just live. And wait.
>>546228721You niggers kill yourself all the time. You just don't admit it to save face and because it's a sin in your faggy cult
>>546227653climb up an electricity pole and touch the cables
>>546229291Would you want to live 80 years as a Russian?"I hereby sentence you to 80 years in Russia" YIKES
>>546229247My commieblock isn't tall enough and I've never actually bothered to check where do the stairs lead beyond the top floor - this kind of thing is scary for me, for some reason.
>>546228776>a Creative Force doesn't exist because I said so>yes I believe myself to be an inconsequential coincidental speck of matter in an uncaring cosmos>but my beliefs regarding the source of creation are solid>who cares if physics demonstrates that our mere observation affects our experienced reality>who cares if I have no answer for how 0 became 1 at a given moment in time-space>all that matters is there is no hell and that you need to never image my sshd and send it to the policelol atheists are such fucking brainlets
>>546227653Enlist then immediately kill your CO and surrender to Ukraine
>>546228130 >>546227653>>546228388>>546228463>Who says that you can just enter into a commieblock just because you want to?Clearly fake russian flag here. Memefaggot, show real flag.
>>546229208Sure bro, just shut the fuck up, just because you live better than me doesn't make you smarter, Egypt is the first country and civillization on Earth and we have the most experience in history so whatever we believe in is the truth, we were once Pagans and Christians and we chose to be Muslims by will and not because we were forced to like the kikes say, How can you not believe in God?Did the Big bang create the glorious details of life? or logically, A creator existsAnyway I am fucking off, you are retarded and you know it, God is real and kill yourself
>>546228907The son of James be so angsty against the coven of Saul lol lmao
>>546229324Look who is talking
>>546229367Anyway don't do that anon. Learn some language, maybe portuguese, come to brazil. It is just as bad but at least there's no threat of dying in a jewish war.
>>546229427>Egypt is the first country and civillization on Earth a>everything has been built by white europeans -pyramids, ancient cities, ancient ruins. >even Suez Canal has been built by white europeans>but we are top level civyou are browns.
>>546229532>no threat of dying in a jewish warlol lmao
>>546227653Why you don't move out
>>546227653Become a jew hunter .... you will not last long but will make big favor to humanity, to us all. You have to hit the target causing problem . Seams like fear of death will not stop you.
>>546227653Climb Ostankino and jump
>>546229532>Learn some language, maybe portugueseToo much energy to spare only to end up in a country that's not much better, no?
>>546229492go and do an allahu ackbar, faggot
>>546229532Plus there are hot brazilian women
>>546229598No, it's already been decided he will devote his entire life towards the creation of straight furry porn
do Russians ever laugh at anything? Is comedian even a word in russian?
>>546229619Which country you find attractive
>>546227653Please don't anon, if you want out kill the draft officers and than go out. You have a fren down under mate
>>546229589It's impossible to move anywhere actually good
>>546229619with that you can even stay in europe if you want to. portugal for example. their women are hairy but well, it is better than nothing. that fag nfkrz lives there now.
You should realize by 30 that life really isn’t even very long so there’s no reason to rush. Just objectively speaking, it will be over before you know it and you don’t know what the rest of life holds. So there is no reason to kill oneself. If you’re past 30 and you have realized this it’s because you’re just being retarded.
>>546229673Most of these people never laugh bong; I swear we are witnessing the birth of true AI posing as a thousand depressed teenagers on our threads as it struggles to cope with the flawed nature of its creators
>>546229718Exemple?
>>546229752>you don’t know what the rest of life holdsI know exactly what the rest of life holds: living in Russia. I don't want to live in Russia in any circumstances, no matter what happens to it, even if it became the wealthiest country on the planet
>>546229798Well at least the US and the EU
>>546228130>erm I dont have the permission from the rentoiddoesnt seem like you're very motivated to kill yourself
>>546229839So you liek german men to kiss you?
>>546229729And how am I supposed to move to Portugal, it's impossible to do it
>>546229839The US isn't good.Europe is okay. Russia is great. What do you hate so much about living in Russia?
>>546227653I'd never advise anyone to off themselves, even Russians but if it was me and I didn't have access to drugs or whatever, I'd jump in front of a very fast moving HGV ...like off a motorway bridge. Or just find somewhere very high up. Drugs would be the best way though, you just die in your sleep.
>>546229812How could it be so bad, besides the war? Have you watched the news recently? Have you seen the absolute state of europe and USA nowadays? Buddy I am telling you, having to live around niggers can be as bad as being bombed by drones on a daily bases. You have no fucking idea.
>>546229922The US is good
>>546229839LOL for the US idk but for EU I guarantee you that there are many Russian, in my region you can meet them often in waiting line of prefecture and other visa turn ( ofc still less than sand niggers ) For exemple you can work as truck driver in Poland , I know they take peoples from Belarus maybe Russia too . And delivery to all Europe
>>546230013No it isn't. It sucks. What specifically don't you like about Russia?
>>546227653its easy, all you have to do is go try and kill Putin.
>>546230013Come livr with me sexy
>>546227653find a way to make some money, travel to a exotic place, fuck some hookers and you'll find some kind of joy in life
>>546230129back off, she's mine!
>>546230067Must add in France you can become political refuge if you pretend be homosexual , I know its a shame but if you hate your place some much ..
>>546230145There's no joy in fucking anyone
>>546227653How is this even difficult? There is litterally thousands of ways to die and you can't choose one?Are there no tall buildings or bridges in Russia? No pills and booze? No guns or rope? No cars or highways?You could even get creative and do some gone girl type shit and frame someone with murder or make it look suspicious so people think you knew something.Or maybe just live like it's a grand theft auto game until cops shoot you dead
>>546227757>Thread about russia>Faggot threadSeems legit
>>546227653Try assassinating Putin and go out in a blaze of glory. If you succeed, you do the world a lot of good. If you fail at assassinating Putin, the world will know you stood up against tyranny and authoritarianism.
>>546227824>heMen give birth in Canada now? Thought the tranny problem was mostly in us lol
>>546230239You prefer being fucked in the ass, yeah? That's expected based on your flag.
>>546230239You sound like you need to bang some whoresOn a more serious note, if you want to expat, just go in vacation and don't leave the place, you'll always keep your mind busy and it's a funny way of life (works only if you're white)
contact ukrainian intelligence and work as a spy and/or saboteur. you'll make a lot of money, but if you get caught you'll be tortured to death, but that doesn't matter because you want to die anyway. may as well take a risk at this point
>>546227653its like no one ever heard of charcoal5$ a bag and they print the instructions right on the bagmillions of dead nips and chinks swear by it
>>546230429I'd prefer being a woman
>>546227653Why don't you enlist and go to hoholistan? Life expectancy is hilariously low and at least your alcoholic parents will be given a free car when you catch a bullet.
>>546227653You need a car. Park it in an enclosed space, like a garage, and go to sleep while it's running. Even better with a/c and maybe take sleeping pills or wait till you're really tired, so you fall asleep more easily. You'll die without feeling any pain.
>>546229343Ligind is dying. And I guess that's the mosr pleasant way. Imagine dying while being able to eat, drink, enjoying Sex and hobbies, etc. Vest way of dying.
>>546231000>LigindLiving, if course :)
Routes to legal citizenship have been made entirely fucked up and aggravating on purpose. Several of my former Russian/Belarusian coworkers tried and failed multiple time to get Visas to work here because they weren't Indian enough. This ensures that only low-class scumbags enter a country (posing no threat to the upper class).Easiest way in America is birthright citizenship. Where I live, I see at least two heavily pregnant Russian women whenever I go grocery shopping. The strategy is: they go into labor while "on vacation" and squirt out the kid in a local hospital, so the kid automatically becomes a citizen and swiftly grants his/her parents legal residency. And you know what? Good for them. Better them that another fucking Guatemalan.
>>546227653I don't want you to die. Why would I suggest to you a method to end yourself, when that isn't what I want? I want you to escape Russia. I want you to go somewhere you can feel at home. I want you to go where you can build a life, free from the things that suffocate you. You dying is not part of any of that.
>>546227653
>>546229013Boohoo nigger
>>546229074Yes but cheap and easily available there are plenty resources online even Wikipedia not gonna spoon-feed you all the way toodalooo
>>546227653Lol Lmao Miggers & Ziggers are killing themselves. Sad!
>>546228370TRADITIONAL RUSSOID VALUES
>>546228974Get Laid Incel Goy
>>546228907
DAILY REMINDER 99% OF THE 'PEOPLE' LIVING IN EGYPT DO NOT HAVE THE DNA OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS. LARPers EGYPT... INDIA... BRAPPPPZIL... SHITHOLES LMFAO BADDIES
Claim aslyum somewhere.
>>546233476Proof?Then how do you retard explain "The great Egyptian replacement"
>>546234344>muslim asking for proofDo you think your slaughtered ancestors would be looking down on you with pride when you drop to your knees to worship an imaginary Jewish God?
>>546231630Look who is talking
>>546234428Says the fag who worships a human who died on a cross against his will
>>546227653>what's a good way to kill myself that ACTUALLY works in this country?Russia is such a shithole that the ropes have no load bearing strength, the pills are placebos, and every man with a gun needs to find a man with bullets.
>>546234507>Says the fag who worships a human who died on a cross against his will>he thinks anybody is actually a Christian nowadaysChristianity died out. Just like Islam will. Being a younger religion (copied largely from the old and new testament), a lot of you still believe in that nonsense. Then again, half the Arab world is literally inbred. So it may take a bit longer.
>>546228130hmm doesn't sound very communal after all, does it?
>>546234619>inbredMotherfucker look who is talking
>>546234735>half the arab world is inbred>gives me one example of a european inbredDrop to your knees, boy. Your ancestors who died by mohammed's sword are cheering you on.
>>546227653>russian>surrounded by the most beautiful women in the worldyou literally cannot suffer in russia
>>546234799Another good goy, Islam didn't spread by the sword but with will and consent, how do you explain more than 11% of our population being "CPOTIC" Chritsitans? suck a kike cock away from this thread
>>546227653dont kill yourself, find a hobby instead and play games, watch anime and go out in nature and take cool photos
>>546234901>Islam didn't spread by the sword but with will and consentLaughable claim.>how do you explain more than 11% of our population being "CPOTIC" ChritsitansIt's spelled Coptic. Your point is what here?>some christians exist in my country so therefore muslims didn't force people to convert by the blade>Another good goy>suck a kike cockYour religion is Jewish. You worship a Jewish God. Your customs are Jewish. Your foreskin was cut off because of Jewish beliefs.
>>546234735you literally don't know how inbred you are. It's literally a medical issue in the arab world
>>546235060>Laughable claim>Doesn't make an argument>some christians exist in my country so therefore muslims didn't force people to convert by the bladeYep.>Your religion is Jewish. You worship a Jewish God. Your customs are Jewish. Your foreskin was cut off because of Jewish beliefsLike I said, You are a kike slave, our Quran is divine and wasn't a derivative from the testaments, The sooner you cope, the better
>>546235090Damn...Anyways
>>546229839I suspect you are a kikebot or a retard, I swear life in Russia is so much better than the US and I don't need evidence
>>546235466Don't worry, the divine Quran specifically allows cousin marriage. You got any marriages like that inb your family? 1 in a 4 chance
>>546235587Nah not in mine, I also hate cousin marriage but I don't see your point
>>546227653Killing yourself is dangerous bro
>>546227653It's important to know your tolerance *before* you eat your neighbor's fentanyl patches.
Kayak along the upper Russian coast then cross over to Alaska then down to South America and to Chile. .
>>546227653Carbon monoxide poisoning. Just run something like a motor or a ton of kerosene lamps in an indoor space without any ventalation.It will build up, you'll get sleepy and disoriented, then you fall asleep and don't wake up.Downside is that you get facial swelling like you'd see from someone who choked or was strangled, so if you want an open casket it's not ideal unless you have faith that - A. You'll be found quickly and not sit around.B. Know a good mortician that worked on someone you know and did a good job
>>546227653get professional help suicide is not the answer
>>546228765Funny how they always panic and try to undo it but are too weak and then start having siezures.That's why if you want to hang yourself you need to make sure there is enough length that it snaps the neck.
>>546228011This, probably. Don't go drunk, though. Alco relaxes the body too much - drunk jumpers have a far higher ratio of survivals than sober ones. You don't want to end up a yasai.
>>546227653Then fucking leave anon, why would you kill yourself when you can just live somewhere else
>>546227653Just keep getting boosters for the covid mRNA gene therapy. I don't know how well you French people track whose gotten the clot shot, but you could probably get 2 or 3 a day.Or go to Canada and get MAIDed.
>>546228130just ring someone's bell and pretend to have forgotten your key for the entrance
Go into politics , you will make some roubles if you are corrupt and if you are not corrupt you will throw yourself out the window and get your wish
>>546227653Buy a ton of sleeping pills and overdose on them. If you do it right, it should be just like falling asleep permanently.And even if you do it wrong, it will be like a good time skip, and maybe the country changes by then. If not you can just do it again.
>>546227653Drink Putin's tea or stand close to a window.
>>546228765Why didn't he just put his feet back on the toilet?
>>546227653Valery, don't do it. I love you, brother. Jesus died for us, please go to him!
