According to @StephenKing
>>546232439What an idiot
coked out pedophile retard
>>546232439>...in my new book coming out soon
He thinks motherfuckers have outstanding hearing.Vaxx status?
>>546232439Another case of AI psychosis?
>>546232439Stephen is a Alien.
Can they hear me saying 'fuck off spaceniggers we're full'?
>>546232439Wow, that's the exact same plot as A Quiet Place
>>546232740Predictive programming
>>546232439He just found missing stash of coke from 80's?
HES NOT LYING IF YOU HAVE THE 1RST EYE TO SE YOU CAN CONFIRM FOR YOURSELF BE VERRRRY QUIET IN THESE DIMENSIONAL WOODS YALL
>>546232439the grounding happened because trump appointed one of his tv celebrity buddies as the head of the aviation agency, then he took all the funding and gave it to his son's AI company who made some dogshit software that broke the entire country's radar systemshowever aliens have always been here, possibly even before humanity emerged, but they don't interfere, earth is just an ant hill for them that they take a look at every now and then, governments have also noticed them hundreds of times but they have no clue what to do about them, the aliens don't seem interested in communicating with us, or show any sign of aggression, they just fly by every now and then, look at cities, look at military bases and ships, then fuck off into space again, granted it's probably just their drones, they probably don't come here personally, they just look through cameras while eating some popcorn and saying "mmm yep, they're building their little cities, that's nice" and then they go back to jerking off to space anime porn, the governments don't make a fuss about it because they have no clue what to tell to the masses
>>546233199>then they go back to jerking off to space anime pornSauce? Asking for a friend.
>>546233385that part was speculation, I'm not sure what the aliens are doing when they're not watching fledgling races through their ufo drones
>>546232439Here was me thinking it was to do with Israel having tech that can hack planes, trains and automobiles...and boats.
>>546233507RetardThey do genetic experiments on hoomuns. They gave Japanese those fuky eyes and niggers pubic hair on their heads because they think they're "le epic clever funny architects".
>>546232439>advanced civilization>Blindliterally not possible.
>>546234177I'm sure the aliens also made you look like a faggot as trolling too
>>546234376That hurt, you abysmal asshole!
>>546234489blame the aliens
>>546232439Stop posting sexy
>>546232439he's on drugs again, isn't he? maybe his books will become good again at least
>>546232439based 80year old coke fiend
>>546233720Nice knowing you
>>546232439I really enjoyed a quiet place 1 and 2
>>546235358it was retarded though, why didn't they just live next to the waterfall, also some retarded kids figured out how to kill the alien monsters but the combined forces of the planet couldn't, yeah okay
>>546232439Wild how Steven King has gotten away with murdering John Lennon all those years ago.
>>546232439How convenient. A migrant caravan AND aliens, right after a huge upset in the midterms.
Steve is back on the sauce
>>546232508No that's Trump this guy is an author
>>546232439Lmao he looks like a retarded version of that unreal dei engine guy
Are they starting project blue beans? Time for a one world government I guess
>>546232740Death Angels are a metaphor for the NSA
>>546232439Heh, I hate that that schizo posting makes me like him a bit
>for the first time in history, barely breathing geriatrics have a megaphones that echoes arounf the planetThe #DayOfThePillow is coming...
Elons rocket went 17.000 mph yesterday. To far guys, the universe is a big place."Traveling to Proxima Centauri b at 17,000 mph would take approximately 143,000 years."
>>546234342They probably have dolphin vision which allows to see what's underneath the sand
King and aliens never paired well>TommyknockersCrap>under the DomeCrap>Dreamcatcher Crap
>>546232439ETs have always been here for thousands of years watching us. This guy is an idiot.
>>546236509we can make it! just two more tweaks...
>>546236611proofs?
>>546236555You know what I'll give him I Am the Doorway but that's because it's a short story and not a novel but it's probably one of the best works he's done involving ayys.
>>546232544humans have used vulgarity for emphasis for as long as language existed. my least favorite is still "the shit" in english used for excellence.ironically, there was a movie called "the watch" where a human-camouflaged alien mistakenly said "these are the shits" and not "these are the shit" and one of the humans corrected him. good movie.
>>546236111No they're both jews, or judeo-masonic to be more precise which is to be a globohomo paedophile capitalist. So yeah, they both touch kids.
>>546236111He is a notorious kiddie didler Kappie remembers
>>546232439The Aryans have landedUnvaccinatedUnbrandedAbout to start a worldwide panicLeapin' from the top rope like Macho Man Randy Savage>>546234342He means Nazi like "Not see" that's coded language.
>>546237900Checked Der führer hás GELAND!
>>546236555>DreamcatcherYou could really tell that one was just him brainstorming theories about ayys, just like he's doing here. He's probably been a believer in abductees for awhile, or had weird experiences himself, and didn't want to look too kooky. Now UFOs are everywhere and anyone who's ever been wary about greys is paranoid.
all-time twatter account
>>546232439Are the aliens having a gangbang in the sewers?
>>546232439Why'd the US specifically have a shutdown, and not anywhere else on Earth? Why the US, that had recently rolled out software developed in Israel for their air traffic control? Were aliens only going to show up in the good ol' US of A?
>>546232439The type of people still following this retard are the insane liberals that would panic over a tweet like this.This disgusting skeleton looking fuck sure enjoys causing shit from behind the gates of his ivory tower>>546232508 /thread
>>546232439Crypto is dumping hard. Something is going on. Something big.
>They don't want to start a world wide panic
bump
>>546232439>make a joke>half of /pol/ is literally meltingclown board
Project Blue Beamalso, Stephen King is a faggot
>>546232740One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen
>>546232439Mothership confirmed. Space Force was literally deployed yesterday.
>>546236111so only trump can be a pedo, everyone else just fucks kids?
>>546232439How the fuck can someone who writes stories so well be so stupid?
>>546242995I wonder the same shit about people with college degrees blindly shilling for corrupt kike lover politicians parroting whatever they heard without understanding they are being used and are voting for the biggest traitors of their countries.
