whut do?
>>546256818Pee.
>>546256818Fart on her face and catch a cab home
>>546256818>This threadI know that girl the irony is nobody wants to have sex with her.
>>546256818eggs, eat em all cunt
>>546256818She’s clearly not passed out, she’s still holding a beer can, wait for her to drop the beer can….then ya know.
>>546256818She has to.
>>546256818I'd stand over her, stare at her for a while, feel content and then leave
>>546256885>>546256914Eggs with pee
I wish more women sleep like this in the streets would be kino
>>546256818
>>546256818take her home and make her eat an entire bowl of eggs
>>546257066Sniff her sweat
>>546256818Steal one shoe so her walk home is shit
>>546256818mhhmmff.. g'damn.
>>546256818Rub her clit so she has wet dreams and wakes up with a female morningwood
>>546256818Call the police and get her arrested for loitering
>>546256818She probably smells like piss, alcohol and rotten fish. Call me a faggot, but that smell turns me off.
>>546256818Piss on her of course. Try to get it in the mouth.
>>546257164Faggot
>>546256818i show her good time with my peanus weenus of course :)
How long has this bit been going on? Feels like an eternity.
>>546256818Besides eggs? I might sneak a sniff. Stick my finger in up to the knuckle, give it a good wiggle, and walk home while savoring her flavor.
>>546256818She HAS to eat ALL of the eggs
>>546257004I thought only I have freak accidents like that
>>546256818>LAST CALL SEE THIS>whut do?check to see if any of her friends are about.if not, call amberlamps.stand guard until amberlamps arrives and fend off any rapejeets.make sure rapejeet amberlamps staff (hey, it's rNHS afterall) has got her into the van "safely".smoke a fag while waiting for a jeet taxi to pick me up.get home, pat myself on the back for a job well done.poast about it on pol.wake up, read the news the next day, find out the jeets at the hospital raped her anyway.play some vidya.>>546257196>How long has this bit been going on? Feels like an eternity.the ride never ends, just loops
>>546256910Skank stories time
>>546256818take her comecreampiecall her a cabtext her tomorrow asking if she is okayask her on a date
>>546256818Leave her for the niggers that she loves so much, or the paki rape gangs. She voted for it. Not my problem. I only date asian women now (protip: they love white guys and think niggers are disgusting, meaning they are basically the opposite of white women) Vidrel is her earlier that night
>>546256818leave her the fuck alone, for one thing she may have all kinds diseases just waiting to burn your dick off, secondly you leave DNA you are soooooo fucked. Its not worth it...
>>546256818Check to see if her beer can is open. Take if unopen.
>>546256818Dump her at a homeless camp.
>>546256818Given that I appear to have traveled back in time by two decades, I start kicking my self for not having brought a sports almanac or anything like that with me.
>>546256818Report her to police for public intoxication
>>546256818Stab
>>546257164Heterosexual.
>>546256818ive seen this picture posted here for years, who is this even? cant actuaally remember any backstory about it
>>546256885>>546256897>>546256910>>546256914This is a reposted spam thread. Also known as a 'slide' thread. it slides existing threads to the bottom of the catalog. buries them. if spam threads become popular everything else sinks out of sight.That is the objective, and also to waste your time
>>546256818I would sing a nice song and she'd be my audience. I'm tired of hiding my secret talent.
>>546259382>>546259366>>546257196>>546258694>>546257225a reposted spam thread. Also known as a 'slide' thread. "slides" existing threads to the bottom of the catalog. buries them. if spam threads become popular everything else sinks out of sight.That is the objective, and also to waste your time
>>546259525this picture wasnt just used in this thread though ive seen this pic on pol many times, i just wondered the source of origin, is there a backstory
>>546256818Do you mean what do i do before or after i take her home and tuck her in bed and go sleep on the couch and then wake up early and make her eggs and bacon. And then greet the damsel when she gets up in the morning and tell her the kindest things and then cut her head off?
>>546259582>is there a backstorysome bird got pissed up and passed out on a bench and a random faggot took a photo of her?
>>546259703near nude on park bench? idk man seems a bit sus
>>546256818As a jeet? Run away from the scene as far as I can, get in my car, and fuck off to the next county over.
>>546256818Cover her with my jacket and call the police of course.
>>546256818scream like marine corps drill sergeant>>bitch wake your fucking ass up, now!
>>546256818Take her home and make her a bowl of eggs>you don't have to tell me what happened last night, but you do have to eat this...
>>546256818I’ve seen it before. So I have my bowl of eggs always with me.
>>546256818She's eating all the eggs. All THE EGGS.
