never goon. never troon. never doom.
never poop
>>546272369HEIL HITLER
>>546272818i like to poop though
>>546272369>white guys need motivational memes to remind them not to turn into a trannygrim. inside every whiteboy there is a whitegirl waiting to come out
>>546272818I am constipated as fuck and I just tore my asshole trying to shit...It's over
>>546273023it is well known, hans
>>546273195india flag says this
>>546273193send proof
>>546272369never baboon
>>546273193>I just tore my asshole trying to shit.that's because you are not adept in the art of turdbending. i will teach you how it is donefirst, sit in your chair and clench your ass hole. clench it as hard as you can so that it closes. This is the closed position.Now, unclench so that your sphincter is relaxed. This is the open position.When you shit, the turd will try to bend your anus to its will. If you do not fight back, the turd will have its way and rip your tissue. You must fight back by clenching your sphincter to a diameter that is halfway between the closed and open positions. You give the turd a way out, but at the same time you do not permit it to enlarge the diameter of your anus to a damaging diameter. Once you have mastered turdshaping, there will be no bowel movement that you cannot control. You will be lord of the turds and they will do your bidding.
>>546273023fag>>546273193If you relax you can enjoy it
>>546273144Every /lgbt/ user in this picrel
>>546272369never goon more than 5 times a weeknever troon except if they are cute like blair white, sayuri mattar or finnster etc.and never doom on weekends
>>546273488gem copypasta
Cow women
>>546273585i want milky milky
>>546273488LmaoLeafatar: The Last Turdbender
>>546273624Everyone does
>>546273488kek thanks rajeesh
>>546273144I am starting to consider this as something plausible. Why else would a thread like this be made?
>>546273405shhhhh, eat that shit in silence hans
