>Purchase Price: $29,990 base price with a non-refundable $1,000 deposit (estimated December 2026 delivery, initially invite-only in Texas).>Autonomy Subscription: A mandatory $299/month subscription is required; the first month is included for free.>Operational Dependency: The Cybercab will not operate without an active paid subscription. Canceled or unpaid subscriptions render the vehicle inoperable, and payments are not prorated.>Price Changes: Tesla can change the monthly subscription price with one month’s notice. LOL>What the Subscription Covers: Connectivity, remote support, roadside assistance (up to 50 miles towing), and scheduled maintenance items (tire/windshield replacements, wiper/cabin filters, inspections, camera cleaning).>What It Doesn’t Cover: Insurance, registration, local charging costs, cleaning, or misuse/damage.
>Personal Use Only: The vehicle is restricted to personal, non-commercial use. You cannot list or deploy it on Tesla’s Robotaxi network or other commercial ride-hailing services to make money.>Geofenced Areas: The car only operates within Tesla-enabled Robotaxi geofences (currently limited to select Texas areas). Operating outside these zones is prohibited and can be technologically blocked.>No Modifications: Customizations like window tints, wraps, or changing wheels are prohibited unless performed directly by Tesla or an authorized provider.>Safety Strikeouts: Accumulating three or more safety strikeouts (warnings for unsafe or improper use) triggers a one-week suspension of autonomous driving features, during which the vehicle may not be operable.>Remote Control & Safety State: Tesla retains the right to remotely access, locate, restrict, or place the vehicle into a "safe state" for safety or network compliance reasons.>Resale & Transfer Limits: The Cybercab cannot be freely sold, transferred, or used as collateral without Tesla's written consent, and Tesla holds buyback/resale restrictions.>Children under age 13 are not permitted in the vehicle or else it will be bricked. You will not reproduce, you will not leave your designated geofenced area, you will own nothing lol.
>>546275471Yeah this product fucking sucks. And worse yet, it's replacing the cybertruck, one of the best products ever created. Massive L from Elon.
>>546275471>$29,990 base pricenice> A mandatory $299/month subscription is requiredwhat the fuck
>>546275647The price will be reduced to $115/mo soon, apparently, but it's still dogshit.
>>546275647>Monthly subscription price can change at any g time with 1 month notice.LMAO
>>546275711Yeah. They will drop it to 5 cents for a few months when it sells terribly then raise the price to 700 per month once they have a bunch of people baited.
>>546275645>>546275471i have never seen a white family in a Tesla
>>546275839must be a german thing. I've never seen a nonwhite in a tesla.
>>546275902Are you retarded. 100% of tesla drivers are Indians.
>>546275711but why does it need a subscription. I checked VW, , Toyota, BMW and co. apparently all do this shit as well. What the fuck is wrong with cars nowadays.
>>546275471I really dont get the obsession with low profile tires, it is nigger esthetic, not functional, put some real wheels and tires on ffs
>>546275994nah it's mostly white liberals and engineer/efficiency maxxing types. why the fuck would a jeet drive a tesla. what would even be the appeal for them? They already own all the gas stations.
>>546275997Chinese cars are not geofenced. They are all 3 rows (family cars) and they have no subscription.
>>546275997Enshittification.
Meanwhile in china. https://youtu.be/cp3Pv1aZXBM
>I had picrel once.>It had subwoofer and turbo booster in it.>just drive, anywhere,>I had sex in it too, which I suddenly remembered, it was a hot summer and a festival.>No cameras in car, >no peeping toms wanking for it aboard (at least 10 000 in India and another 10 000 in USA) via hidden cameras.
>>546275471this is a goycar (cattlecar) that the owners will send to drive uber for them while they make the money to pay for the car
>>546275997Please stop it with the antisemitism subscriptions are necessary
>>546275471>$300/month to use the carIt’s a $53,820 car
>>546275647>A mandatory $299/month subscription is requiredFor self driving.All the subscription services are for smartslop you wouldn't use anyway.Without the subscription it's a $30,000 electric car that works and needs the same way as any other vehicle
>>546277099it’s self driving only and doesn’t have a steering wheel. the only use case for it is uber and lyft
>>546275647Cheaper than my expedition lease payment. I just need a reliable vehicle every 3 years for under $800 a month unless I increase the rents.
>>546277309How many seats does an expedition have? This is a 2 seater you stupid cow.
>>546276938Thats against the user agreement. They will brick the car.
>>546276112I go sit next to a Tesla charging station to browse pol, I see them come and go get a jolt.90% of those driving Tesla shit are fucking jeets doing Uber black, that's why he's prohibiting this ones to be used in those platforms. He wants to create he's very own slave caste, that's why he brought them here after all. I would do it with a grin in my face if I had to drive a tuck tuck in Bangladesh too
>>546275471>>Autonomy Subscription:Lol cargoyim will pay subscriptions to drive a car lol
>>546275997Because that's modern Capitalist goyworld
>>546277099No retard, it doesn't have controls.
>>546275902>>546275994>>54627611290% of Tesla drivers I have seen are pajeets. It's not a car for white people. Maybe like 8 years ago.
>>546275997Stonks must go up. They are required to provide shareholder value, not customer satisfaction.
Who in the fuck would buy this garbage?
>>546276112It's indians, and this isn't debatable. Most teslas can't be sold. They're company cars that become rentals.
>>546275471How do you pull it into a driveway? Any particular reason why it wouldn't have a steering wheel besides meme?
>>546277958In my city it is jeets, chinese and the occasional migger
>>546275471soooo we can't have high speed rail or good public transportation just because of this?
>>546275471SaaaRs without poos you wouldn't have POO Mobile> YOU NEED POOS
>>546275647It's like buying a house and then finding out you have a greedy hoa.
>>546278128Good public transportation would be bad for automobile stonks yes. The transportation would also be hellish anyway due to browns and everyone knows that but refuses to talk about it.
>>546277685>>546278042damn. I never do uber or ridesharing stuff so I guess I've just been insulated from all this. So you're telling me that niggers and jeets buy teslas just so they can sit on their asses while FSD does all the driving for them?makes me wonder if elon made the cybercab just to spite their rent-seeking behavior.
>>546275711>soonAn awful lot of Musk’s promises are due ‘soon’
>>546275471That car looks awesome. I hope they arrive in Sweden soon
>>546278042>rentals.Isn't OP also a rental? Only that you pay 30 000 dollars for the privilege to rent it..This is truly incredible. There's people out there in charge who's IQ is about first grader's and they should be doing finger paintings after learning first four alphabets. Like;>we sell you this car>but we actually still own it and can keep it>but we pretend it's yours>do you like my hair?Nightmarish.https://youtu.be/nzp_qv3-FkA
>>546275478 its a stay at home mom car. Grocery, kids to school, gym. Sounds great for a local in town 4banger
>>546278278To be fair, the self driving system is absolutely safer for everyone else on the road than a jeet physically driving is.
>>546278278It's impossible to know for sure given all the fuckery with Tesla stock and how Elon became the "Richest man in the world", but Toyota moves way more fucking cars than Tesla and it isn't even close. People just don't buy them at all, so they people you see riding around in them are government adjacent stooges and scam artists.
>>546275471It needs a lift kit and a steering wheel and i'd buy one.
>>546278387Will you and your Indian boyfriend ride in it?
>>546275471>you will own nothing not even own body and soul>you will be ze happy
>>546278473Around here the worst drivers are white haired boomers. Just fucking dogshit drivers. I watched one in a jeep renegade go thru a red light and just stop in the middle of the intersection like it was no big deals..car honkings, swerving. Everyday i see shit like this.
Wait it doesn't have a fucking steering wheel? I know they're being jewish but that just seems fucking stupid.
>>546278387>>546278469Your doctor appointment is outside the geofenced area.
>>546275902I’ve also never seen a non-white in a Tesla, but I live in a wealthy town in the south that’s almost completely white people and black people.
>>546278469Stay at home mom with ZERO children. Children are not permitted in the vehicle.
>>546275471>Republican leaderThis is to remind all the homosexuals they're supposed to hate them. Imagine the seethe knowing super fascist Elon Musk is building fleets of electric cars and leading the way in alternative emergy sources while environmemtalist politicians like Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom just steal the people's money and give it to cronies that don't deliver.
>>546275997Infinite growth economic model applied in global depression and decadence.
>>546275471>>546275478All those insane restrictions while I can do with my good ole Japanese whatever the fuck I want and it only costs me €330 maintenance in total per year. Insurance, tax, technical inspection altogether. Per year!
>>546276673cute
>>546276673>hadWhat happened to it?
>>546278879I sold it. I was young and needed cash.I bought for about 120 euros (750 finnish marks) and sold it about the same. I had it for the summer only. Now that I looked at their prices, they sell for 6500 - 7000 euros. Damn.
>>546275471>non-refundable $1,000 deposit??????If it's not refundable, how can it be a deposit?
>>546275471>A mandatory $299/month subscription is requiredso it's a lease with a 30k downpayment and monthly payments that can change at any time?retard just re-invented leasing a car with worse terms
>>546280094Even worse, it's just a taxi that you pay 30k for, for no benefit/advantage whatsoever.
