Why is this stuff being communicated to the public? Is literally everywhere, Us Department of State, Eu Commission, publications in newspapers all over...Are they trying to pump toiler paper stocks? Wtf?
>>546280213The Micronova is coming!
curse of eighth decade
I can't communicate with people effectively I have no job no wifeI've been made a neetI don't go outside
>>546280213AI powered hacks retard, it's already happening, is this your first day in 2026?supermarkets/power stations/ports/trains/airportsanything can be and will be hacked, 3 days supply is to prepare for these events.
My 72 hour kit:Laptop full of porn3 cans pork and beans (molasses)Toilet paperWet wipesPrerolls and smokes60oz vodkaTarpaulin7 lighters
>>546280213Make sure you stock up on dehydrated water. It can save your life in emergencies.
>>546280213I bought all the shit in the bag separately. They’re selling it together at nearly a 70% markup.
>>546280567Wtf is wrong with you brown street shitters
>>546280567>60oz vodkathat's it?
>>546280213Are you thick? There is legitimately a war coming and the governments want their people to at least be partially prepared for a blacksky event when the EMP hits.
>>546280213>Convert entire supply chain to just in time>Squeeze urban trash into ever smaller spaces eliminating ability of people to buy in bulk or store extra food>Import millions of third world subhuman with no ability to plan ahead>Don't expand infrastructure to handle influx of third world subhumans >Divert fund for repair to more gibs for the subhumans >Systems start failing>Supply chains start experiencing interruptionsJust like per capita, this will be impossible for jeets and niggers to understand
>>546280213The only really they're recommending this is so the niggers will have something to loot. Your house will just be a lootbox for the unthinking, niggerbrained monkeys who were too stupid to prepare.
>>546280348I feel your exhaustion micronova anon
>>546280541Nigger their password was 1234. It doesnt take chatgpt to hack that.
>>546280676Indians have a low tolerance to alcohol
>>546280213Three fucking toilet rolls for 72 hours?
>>5462802133 bottle of water.You can easily survive 3 day without food or clean underwear.
>>546281325i know lmao
>>546280213This has happened before, in fact they promoted their survival kits a couple months before the peninsula here had the half day long blackout.
>>546280213>Why is this stuff being communicated to the public?Don't know about rest of the Europe, but we have done this for maybe 15-20 years. There always was some sort of guidelines, but they weren't really talked about publicly, not that I can remember, anyway. But after a few larger fall/winter storms left hundreds of thousands of people without electricity, media has from time to time raised awareness on this. And it's not like the storms are the only thing people worry about these days.
>>546280595lol
>>546280567>TarpaulinIs this to sleep in because of the vodka n beans diet?
>>546280213nothing will happen
>>546280213Whne they do rolling power, internet and grid blackouts, it's all done by secret society members;To condition the dumbed down masses for the coming fake solar flare blackout. And of course to make everyone think there is an environmental problem with scarcity.I was predicting this 25 years ago using the Simpsons and government media.The vaccinated dumbed down masses will all fall for it.
>>546280213Because some middle managers might actually have a conscience. They know the shitstorm is comin'.It's interesting tho that all of Europe has got an official heads-up from their governments. The US military was given one, but not the American public. That says something. I'm not sure what, but it means something.
>>546281325Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>546280213>bug out badBurkering in is the way, bugging out is only in a few very specific natural disasters making the home unsafe in the next few minutes. You don't want to be in a gymnasium with 100s of unknown people and just a few retired cops doing security. Best way to get mugged while your place is being looted.
>>546283534Kek, I remember this one.
>>546283534Imagine using toilet paper.I poop and then hop right into the shower. The water cleans 100% of my butthole and doesn't leave behind residue unlike using toilet paper.The shower method is a lot more productive and also saves money on toilet paper. Try to prove me wrong. You can't.
>>546284875It also prevents the coarse paper from hurting your butt. This must why you are such a cool relaxed cat. Truly a joggin' of the noggin. Must be the elites trying to control the population through anxiety.
>>546280595Don't forget to store boiling water in the freezer in case the power goes out.
>>546285065based
>>546280213COLLAPSEit will happen slowly for years and then suddenly kaboom
>>546280213>72 hoursit is much worse than you realize op
>>546280213you should already have a case of mres and lots of watermaybe the government is doing you a favor because you're a retard
>>546280213>preparednessWEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>546280213This is literally the only place ive seen anything about it.
Maybe governments around the world want more buffer time before you fucking die in case of an unexpected massive fuckywucky you fucking retard?You should be able to survive without government or societal help for a month+ at least.
>>546286586> Maybe governments around the world want more buffer time before you fucking dieThey want us dead
>>546286790And that's why they're telling you to have 3 days of food, water, TP, medicine, etc.Fucking retarded nigger faggot.
>>546280213your govt. did it's best, anon.NGMI
>>546280213sort of this >>546280765three day supply is so the normies have some gristle to chew on so the elites have 3 days basically when shtf(they don't know when the micronova is coming) before the looting gangs get to their rich enclaves
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