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Why are they obsessed with anuses?
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>>546281509
Why is he obsessed with anuses?
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>>546281509
reminds them of black holes
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>>546281509
You're clueless about what they do, and you're sharing your cluelessness.
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>>546281509
Because they're just repressed memories in the minds of southerners about getting diddled by their Dad when they were a kid.
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>>546281509
The butthole is where the penal gland and chakra is located. By shoving stuff in your butt it opens up your third eye.
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>>546281509
Are you not?
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>>546281610
probing ur anus?
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They harvest and collect colon parasites as a hobby.
Like some nerds who collect and study moths.
Really strange creatures.
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>>546281509
They're odd I agree
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you're a slav, you understand this
it's about extracting value
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>>546281610
>You asked a question? That must mean you don't know the answer!
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>>546281509
Because it's where the shit comes from
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GIBSMEDAT ANUS EARTHBOI
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>>546281509
They dont have them.
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>>546281509

That would be the Greys.

I'm a Red.

We're far fucking worse!!!!

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyKaiJ-k_rg
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>>546281509
fukken saved spoopy alien kino desu
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saar they are brahmin from the future. they travel back in search of ever more dung
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>>546281509
They landed in America in the 50's and have been emulating our anus centric culture ever since
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>>546281664
but it already opens when you take a shit.. you dont need to shove anything in there anon. Are you sure youre not doing it for pleasure?
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>>546281664
Teach me tranny Master, how do you open your brown eye?
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>>546281770
come on man i just fukking fapped twice in an hour
thats prolly a man but fuck look at that ass
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>>546281509
BC ASSES ARE HOT AND YOUR PEEPEE FEELS GOOD IN THEM
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>>546281509
All of them are costumed faggot glowies. Why government makes them do this?
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>>546281509
Because defiling your asshole gives them knowledge and power.
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>>546281509
Because they’re actually homosexual elite military pilots playing “pranks”
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why arent you?
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>>546281932
my cock is gonna be sore as fuck holy shit
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>>546281509
They're into anilingus.
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>>546282030
fuck it third times the charm
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>>546281816
You're right, you're an insufferable spamming mongrel who didn't get enough attention growing up so you desperately seek it anywhere you can get it. I recognize the irony of me giving you that samefold attention but sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty to make a point.
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anuses?
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>>546281509
They're Gay Niggers from Outer Space.
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>>546281509
because they are demonic faggots.
ayyliens are real and they horrifically torture people daily. Where do you think missing people go?
https://badaliens.info/human-mutilations/

The shadow governments of the world allow this to happen, by the way. For technology trade
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It's an easy way to access smells

Probe goes in
*Sniff sniff*
>AHH this one has eaten BEANS
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>>546281509
because theyre gayliens lol
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>>546282075
>let me stick my hands into a boiling crock of shit
Boy, you really don't learn do ya?
I think it's time someone taught you a lesson!

Tell me.

What is the meaning of air superiority, without any air?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aRgH-BwNR4
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>>546281912
I think its a woman, but she peaked in the transformers movie.
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>>546281509
Because it feels good
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>>546281509
After years of posting niggers tongue my anus you shouldn't be surprised when the space niggers who didn't fuck off because we're full, are obsessed with anus.
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>>546281509
It started when they first saw mine
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>>546282285
I have. No idea what the hell you're on about. Is this just some bizarre marketing campaign or you just like being quirky? Again, feel like we're looping back to you not getting enough attention.
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>>546281509
>they run around naked
>shove things up peoples asses
Earth is the Thailand of space.
That's the reason they are visiting us. We are a giant brothel.
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>>546281509
Probably obsessed with our microbiome if I had to guess, no telling as to why.

Maybe war of the world is right and bacteria wipes them out, so they made us as a proxy that can withstand the bacteria and they need samples? who knows.
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>>546281509
Not only anuses. Sometimes they take semen samples too
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>>546282454
Good. This will make the surprise so much better! It's a PARTY of sorts! AND ALL MY "FRIENDS" ARE COMING TO SEE YOU!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UrLyG6cDlI
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>>546282615
Yeah this is just attention then. Hey at-least you're getting what you want, so I guess one of us is getting happiness out of this.
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>>546282301
ah megan fox desu
ya shes gettin older
still bretty hot but the miles are showin desu
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>>546281509
Easiest access to stem cells, gametes and violating the root meridian/chakra.
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Because the anus is the third eye in humans
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>>546282587
Why don't aliens abduct more black people? Barney Hill is the only one I know of and he was in a inter-racial relationship and "friends" with AF glowniggers.
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>>546285562
Idk. They abduct Siberians sometimes though
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>>546281509
They're nordic aliens that then crossbred with the Japanese and jeets.



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