>Basically 4chan or the internet
I think it's truebut we can leave this stateWhen we love ourselves
>>546283708Hell is having to get cucked
>>546283987Slop.
>>546284047I disagree - I think he's so dreamy and Hermes - better than a birkin, x
>>546283708Fine by me, Heaven™ is overrated anyways.
>>546284416Yeah hell man! Hitler lives there to.
>>546283708christians knowingly created hell on earth before the internet
>>546284525The jews tell me all the bad guys (uncircumcised) live in Hell
>>546283708noooo... let me tell you every other post by a church dog means that it is the opposite from a separation from the christian god
>>546284416>>546284662You know black people are allowed into Valhalla, it doesn't even matter if you are pagan or even know of pagan beliefs, it just depends if you die in battle and are Chosen to go to ValhallaMeaning there are Millions of niggers in Valhalla...
>>546285675I woudn't be suprised, Valhalla is for people who die violent deaths, and niggers usually die in some retarded shootout.Meanwhile Helheim is for people who died peaceful deaths, so the viking version of heaven is endless nigger rape and chaos and hell is just chill autists
>>546285909and there's plenty of niggers who died peaceful deaths too meaning Helheim is full of niggers tooNo matter what we are stuck with niggers
>>546285909>so the viking version of heaven is endless nigger rape and chaosWell Nords don't mind that as we see in their countries today
>>546285977>No matter what we are stuck with niggersHey man those peaceful niggers might be the chill weedsmoking jazz players, ain't so bad
>>546285977>and there's plenty of niggers who died peaceful deaths too meaning Helheim is full of niggers tooThose are the chill nerdy blacks, the ones who just watches anime and draw and make music. It wouldn't be as much as whites since most blacks are violent and will be in Valhalla, so Valhalla would be majority black while Helheim is minority black.
>>546285675KekSo take this to it's logical conclusion given muslims tend to die violently aswell, and Valhalla is just Ceslestial modern day Sweden.
Americans are Spiritual Sudras.
>>546286099>Hey man those peaceful niggers might be the chill weedsmoking jazz players, ain't so bad>>546286161i do have to admit things arent all bad with niggers, there are some fairly nice ones>i guess in the end we all can be friends as long as we dont act like niggers.
>>546286404I wonder if Valhalla allows trucks of peace for the muslims to run over people
>>546286657Kek
>>546283708Why keep coming to it?
Spiritual Sudras because they're racist, lustful, diseased, and paranoid.
>Satan wants you to oppose God and do the opposite of what God wants which is sin and be a wicked person>Doing so in your life and then dying and going to hell you actually get punished by Satan And are tortured for eternityWhy does Satan job for God?
>>546286657Lmao>valhalla isn't drinking mead in a great hall by night and re-fighting great battles by day, it's getting lamb doner in a dirty kebab shop at night and attacking christmas markets with cars and IEDs by day
>>546287014>Be me >hanging out in Valhalla drinking mead with warrior bros>having a good time>TRUCK CRASHES INTO OUR HALL >Die..>again..>go to Super Valhalla Why did we let in Muslims bros...?
The average American is basically gollum
>>546283708>satan rules in hell>the wicked are granted eternal life but it just sucks>you are some separate soul that persists after your mortal life in some other realmAI is already cooked
>>546287147I'm starting to think the Vikings didn't think this through at all lads...
Who will provide jobs and girlfriends for local gollums
>>546285675Nope. The valkyries only take white people. Odin is the god of Germanics, and european paganism is an exclusionary ethnic faith, unlike Abrahamism which is globohomo spiritual slop.
>>546287429>The valkyries only take white peopleThey Vikings didn't have the idea of "race" back thenhell they even bred with Muslims.they even sold white people to Muslims.Also under paganism you don't even have to know of paganism itself or know of the Valkyries to be accepted by them.
>>546287002>Satan wants you to do bad things>Do bad things>Go to hell>Is punished by Satan for doing the bad things (that he wanted you to do)Abrahamics are mentally ill, all of them.
>>546283708>eternal exclusion from the jewish bogeyman slave godwow, what a horrible punishment
>>546287429>>546287611>>546287710Looks like the indians are coming in to shit up the thread
Ironically, Islam would save gollum, while Christianity would only humiliate him
>>546283708>Exclusion from God's presenceSounds like earth
