What would you do with it
>>546287865spend it on vietnamese hookers and blow
>>546287865two chicks at the same time
>>546287865make my own video game company and mog the fuck out of all the marketers / business school executives who currently run the AAA industry.
>>546287865Buy Epsteins island
>>546287920Fuckin' A
>>546287865Stuff it into the end of my dick hole
Start a business. Invest the rest
>>546287865Buy a warm meal... Maybe with red meat, if possible...
>>546287865Buy winrar
>>546287865I mean I don't know why this is in pol but, find a way to live as comfortably as possible with minimal contact with people outside of my immediate group.
>>546287865a billion? 50k would be life changing money
buy a billion dollars of crack and finish what the CIA could not
>>546287865Buy a Mars bar. And not one of the new shit tiny ones. I'm talking 2000 era king-size baby. Might even get some change.
>>546287865Honestly...I'd buy areas of south America and then make new sustainable (not gay) white and Asian communities based on the top 10 new societal models built for people of pur current biology... And the only thing they'd need to do is give some basic feedback and not be niggers This is what should be happening
>>546287865>Buy my homeless brother a condo for him to "manage" (while hiring someone to actually do all the work for him)>Give half to my older brother who works in private equity to start his own fund >Squirrel the rest away in multiple accounts (so each bank will still reimburse me up to $250,000 if they lose it) >Spend the rest of my days drinking myself to death in a slightly nicer house than the one I already own while never working againIf I eventually have a wife and kids, I'd want to make sure they're taken care of in the long-term so I'd set up multiple trusts for them with a sizable percentage of the remainder but otherwise I'd just let the money sit for the most part.
>>546287865Take some money phone photos.
>>546287865Buy a Caribbean island, start a harem, invite all the world's vips to come party and then use that to blackmail them on behalf of Israel, and install a Public Affairs Committee that represented Israeli interests in American politics legally while leveraging guilt about the Holocaust that let me liaison my control over an entire branch of the US Federal government, permanently.
>>546287865World piss
>>546288024>IDHaha pissy cuck
>>546287865I'd give every penny to the poor
>>546287865your mom
>>546287920I did that when I won $2200 in Vegas. Overrated fantasy really.
>>546287865I would move to the mountains with my dog. All my friends and family are gone and live in different states. I would get up early and have coffee and walk my dog in nature. I would immediately move out of the city as it's killing my soul. I would focus on landscape painting and making music. Work on the property. Have a garden. Get another dog for my dog to play with. I'd help my family and friends out. At night drink and play vidya with friends or just listen to music. I'd make sure I had a comfy fireplace. Mostly I would just enjoy being away from niggers, migrants and trash. Enjoy the pine smells and the snow.
>>546288155Each commune like I dunno 100 million... Could work.It would all be "yours" ... And people would still need to either pay rent or invest and you keep the assets so not like it's a bad investment
>>546287865Acquire private property and use it to make infinite money while never working another day in my life while pretending anyone else can do exactly the same to perpetuate an unfair system for my own benefit.
Pay the taxes owed on it.
>>546287865Buy Microsoft and fire Bill Gates.
>>546287865Buy a very big plot of land and write 'nigger' with mile long letters so it can be seen from space.
>>546287924That's a good way to blow a billion dollars.
>>546287865i'd just buy every farm in my immediate vicinity(which i like) until i spent a quarter of it. Then i would spend another quarter employing people to do heritage industry shit like farming and masonry, building humble cottages and orchards and shit.. Then i would spend my days cooking and fishing and impregnating women and putting them up on my properties. It would be sweeeet.
Pay taxes
>>546287865Hold a 99,999 barefist cage fights where only Jews were allowed to enter and and the reward is $10,000. The winner of each fight must advance to the next stage.Give the remaining $10,000 to a nigger to kill the winner
>>546288313If woke slop like Grand Theft Auto can make millions, imagine hiring the original creators who weren't ran off, to make a game without those stupid woke restrains.
>>546287865Modest house with 10+ acres, land is a solid investment in the right place, imvest the rest in business startups, stock portfolios, and CDs. The CDs are a jewish secret thats out in the open. Every jew has CDs. Im in banking, I would know. The rates are pretty low at the moment, but if you have 1 million+ laddered in different CDs you can easily live comfortably off of the income they provide with very little risk involved. The only risk is if the FI goes under.
>>546287865Outbid Elon for control of Texas.
>>546287865Fuck Donald Trump, that cheap whore.
>>546287865do a 360 and leave
>>54628786564gb of ram.
>>546287865burn it to reverse inflation
>>546287865>What would you do with itI wouldnt
>>546288237It really is just empty thrusting at a shared wet spot without the bond of love, so I'd pay those two bitches to love me first then pay them to give me the sex, which I've had plenty of already, which should be obvious by the way I speak down on women.
>>546288552We on /pol/ acknowledge your status as a prolific sex haver.
>>546287865Build a nuke and fire it at istnreal/thread.
>>546288423You stupid nigger he spent 45 billion dollars just because people kept saying mean things about him on the internetHe lost 80 billion dollars net worth since the mid terms and still has 900 billion left
build a cathedral to bait muslims but have a private army ready to receive them.
>>546287865Build a functional AI and then ask it to build me a spaceship to leave that shithole and also to make me some catgirl to keep me company.
>>546287865Invest it in the most crazy ideas
>>546287865S&P500
>>546287865Throw it in the stock market and eat ramen for 5 years.
>>546287865Pay off my family and friends' debts, buy a piece of land, a truck, a quonset, and a bunch of tools.
>>546288498After taxes and the inflation until the check clears, you're only going to be able to afford 32
>>546287865Quit my fucking job. Get a professional butler and cook. Just unwind doing literally whatever the fuck I want. Pay off all povertizing debt for my family and friends. Start a YouTube channel.
>>546287865Buy a 3 bedroom cottage with a solid barn and some land in the mountains then fill it with cozy furniture, renovate the barn to manufacture every drug I ever wanted on site.
>>546288739Give me half and you can have a place on my spaceship.
a million dollars in hundreds is 3 feet high. a billion is 3000 feet high. and a trillion is 3 million feet high
>>546288282>not renaming it Bighard
>>546288446He spent $247M on a failed electoral bid for Texas.
>>546288633Well hold your horses there buckaroo, I don't have that much sex, I hold women to high standards and they eventually grow to resent me which gives me 6 months to 3 years with them. I really shouldn't be posting on the le epic incel board /new/s of 5chins, because of this sexhaver status, but since I still have my nword pass from the Obama years I just persist here. They all come crying back too and by then I'm already climbing through another slot canyon, its like a loop of endless drama and sex having. I'm highly autistic and have adhd, which I mask with extremely high intelligence. I'm currently planning on destroying a woman I was involved with, because she threw an enamel cast iron pan at me and it grazed my shin, I feel it necessary to destroy her nursing career, have her parents push mental health to have her deemed incompetent to be incharge of the part of a trust she is living off of, while also enriching myself. Don't be like me anons all the sex does is complicates a lifetime of predictable misery.
>>546288918Buy more storage space?
>>546288918Did you know that if I wanted to build the Great Wall of China out of stacks of $100 dollar bills it would cost 55 quadrillion dollars?
The fact that most of you would spend that money on never having to work again is why you'll never even meet somebody with that sort of moneyPathetic
>>546287865Burn it. So the money in my bank account becomes worth more due to deflation and less money in circulation.
>>546289332
>>546287865Bribe politicians and complain about taxes and regulations, then spend at least 16 hours on social media every day making angry and hateful posts.You know? the dream. - isn't that what all billionaires do?
Put it in X Money and take 6% per year so 60 million dollars.
Buy lots of bacon and ship it to every synagogue in the country. Also buy a lot of beef as well to throw at jeets passing by
>>546288024why would you bother starting a business, considering the immense amount of work and high likelihood of failure, when you already have a billion dollarsyou sound like one of those dumb 'I would want world peace XDD' bitchesthat's you, dumb bitch trying to feed africans
>>546287865A really nice haircut
>>546287865I would send all the niggers to space and leave them there.
>>546287865Improve things
Kill the British royal family.
>>546287906/Thread But make it Eastern European
>>546288552>without the bond of loveincel
>>546287865I WOULD GIVE IT ALL TO MY PRECIOUS PETNNNNIIIIGGGGGGGGGEEEERRRRRRS!!!!
>>546287906> FPBP/THREAD
>>546289181>t wagie that will never be rich
>>546288271same
>>546287865Bury it, make treasure maps that make everyone think they are near it, tell the Internet, watch the global economy stop until someone found it.
>>546288552Women are too narcissist and hedonist to feel love bro. They'll love your wallet
>>546287865Buy a solid gold rocket car and drive around in it
>>546287865index and yield stocks don't touch it for 25 years then have fun with the interest off the yield and give it to my children before I die buy a house for them and then let them inherit it all.
>>546289589Yeah man it'll never happen so don't even try, just give up now and die quietly
>>546287865A billion gook dollars or US dollars?
>>546289753What is the point of this comment? Reddit fag
>>546287865What I'm already doing. Drinking and playing vidya at home alone. Pure bliss.
>>546287865
>>546287865Burn it
>>546287865the only thing that would change in my life is that I would stop going to work.
>>546287865Expatriate the USA, buy a wife, a house, pay off me and my parent's debts, make an indie non profitable art studio, start a small business with me and the wife, invest a bit into interest accruing assets, keep the rest in the bank so my children can inherit it along with the aforementioned assets.
>>546287865Two chicks at the same time
What a dumb thread
>>546287865Sire and raise as many children as humanly possible. I want my genes to be as far spread as Genghis Khan, and save the white race.
>>546288532>>546289332>>546289850Why?You know with that amount of money you don't have to that smart to cause a big economic collapse?Would be a lot more effective than just burning it.
I'd do what all billionaires do. Price gouge poor people till 8 get to 2 billion.Why? Just for the sport of it. Line go up.
>>546287865Vanish. Human civilisation is irrecoverable without extreme measures at this point, too extreme for any one person or group of people to implement over a single lifetime. Not even as a left vs right, east vs west kind of thing, digitisation and the reality of economics in use by every advanced society have left us with no choice but to ride this flaming carriage straight off a cliff. We'll send ourselves back to pre-renaissance technology by the end of the century one way or another.
have an asphalt ring paved around my house so i can drive in a circle all day and piss off my neighbour
>>546290076Incredibly based
>>546289825Because I make $22,000 a month after taxes and pathetic degenerate losers who lay down and die because it's all too hard are the useless chaff who's jobs I replace for a living
>>546287865I would see how much I could fit in my ass
>>546287865Buy a house and chill. I would spent my days reading, learning, working out. Occasionally I’d travel. I’d live a modest life and nobody would even knew that I have a billion. Sometimes I’d order some high class escort for sex. No sports car, no yacht, no private jet. I’d probably buy a multi generation house and have my siblings and parents life there
>>546287865burn itpermanently destroying large volumes of cash means the jews can never get their grasping claws on it.
I'd stop wageslaving and pay off my house. And I'd make sure everyone I care about was set for life. Other than that, I'd just enjoy being able to draw and play guitar more. I'm a simple man.
>>546287865vanish
I would call my mom and say "today was your last day at work mom"I luv my mom call your mom if you can bros, God bless
>>54628808910k my nigga
>>546287865Your 2 moms at the same time
>>546287865I'd give it all to charity
>>546290628Why does that take winning the lottery? I already bought my mom a house.
>>e546287924Nice
>>546287865Buy 500 million Powerball tickets.
>>546287865Just one?Not nearly enough to run my own aircraft carrier group.Why even live?
>>546287865uh... exchange it to some other currency?
>>546290033>greedy frog wants to keep the money for luxury bags and cigarettes instead of achieving change and betterment of worldas is tradition
>>546287865Not spend a single dollar in america
>>546287865Drop a large amount on people as a funny way to kill them with weight and gravity.Probably the best use of money I can think of.
>>546291515This
>>546288313you could say that about literally any investment.>if the worst happens its a waste!low iq loser mentality. sad.
>>546287865I'd have literal sex with it. Just a pile like that one, shape a heap of them kind of into an ass of sorts and fuck it. I might have to use a condom to avoid getting some weird hobbo rash, but would that even be a problem? I could have a doctor check on me before and after or help me desinfect the bills into a fuckable state
>>546287865PREPARE FOR THE MICRONOVA
>>546291606crashing the economy is the inverse of wanting money for your own profit.
>>546287906>>546289530This but make it South American.
>>546287865Billion dollars would bring me credility and influence, get all other billionaires and other less wealthy to donate money.Then I would use it to make this world a better place by solving real problems for other people and get rid of of jeets, niggers and muslims.
>>546290153What do you do exactly
>>546287865Buy a luxury penthouse in the city I live in. Put the rest in something like bonds. Keep 50 million liquid for spending money. Alternate between traveling the world and banging hookers in my luxury penthouse.
>>546290153 >pathetic degenerate losers who lay down and die because it's all too hard are the useless chaff who's jobs I replace for a livingSomething tells me you're a jeet cattle
its not enough financial funds for my operationsuse it to regain humanities liberty and freedom from the planetwide occupational force, as a starters.clean this mess of a planet up (sorry Gaia, no front, love you <3), real good. clean the air, the waters, the soil ectnow that a healthy base is established, start the real beneficial operations.
>>546287920
>>546287865Flood the US market with cheap life saving medicine to collapse big pharma.
>>546287865Buy a billion birds and strap them to me and get flown around by birds
>>546287865fuck your mom for $1.
>>546291978Lies on the internet.
>>546291834crashing the economy while you sit on money and come out as king amongst the miserable is selfish, monsieur.
>>546287906>this but Estonians and Adderall.
>>546291330because she already owns 2. my parents are not some brokies like yours, they just love working for money
>>546292518It's because of retard like you that I don't want to be a king and leave that place behind.See>>546288712
>>546289181lmao the wagie can't imagine his life not being a slave
>>546287920You know it.
>>546292646What sad, pathetic people :(
>>546287865Buy an island or 2. Have all girl slaves.
>>546287865Honestly.Not much.
>>546287865>What would you do with itI'd start a fake bbusiness made up entirely of HR. No actual workers. Just women who will be sending emails to each other and organizing meetings. Then sell the business to Microsoft for 1 million dollars and retire.
>>546287865I commission more artists to depict upper-middle class blonde women purchasing Wonder bread and supporting bread industries. It's symbolic of man's conquest over nature. Even bread is the domestication of yeast and the destruction of grain, turning it into one of our first truly ubiquitous synthetic products. I love it
>>546287865Fund worker co-ops and socialist politicians who will prevent anyone from ever accumulating a billion dollars again
>>546287865after taxes that's going to be around $600 million. Invest it conservatively in bonds and blue chips and assume you get around 8% return. Let's call it $50 million a year. A ridiculous amount really. Don't know if I'd bother owning real estate, maybe a huge swath of wild land for when I want to get away from it all, like a thousand acres at least, in some kind of AG or wilderness valuation because fuck I pay enough taxes. Then I'd mainly live out of Ritz Carlton residences or similar and just move around the world as I see fit. Id probably blow at least 25 million that first year on gambling in asia and slavic whores
>>546287865I will never have a billion dollars, because I do not want to be a lackey for Jews within their value system.I procure food and provide only for myself and my own way of life—without any excess—with the goal of achieving autonomy.The economy is an evil and a weapon of mass destruction—money is an agent (a viral entity)... to possess a large amount of money means to be absolutely dependent on a system created by Jews for your enslavement.
>>546287865drugshookerstravellingI'd probably be dead in a week
>>546287920cross the border to tujuana and go to hong kong whorehouseit was $60 each when i was there and i got 2 of them. pretty cool night for like $200 each (went with a few buddies)
>>546287865Make a harem of the finest/hottest women of every European country.Finance the race war.
>>546292763yeah being executives at large companies is sure depressing :(I wish my mommy stayed home more and not achieve an education and build her reputation in the business world.
>>546287865I'd buy sex from your mom.Afterwards I would be happy about my 999999999 dollars.
I'd take some low paying high intenstiy job like burger flipping and start banging the coworkers. I'll have a husband by the end of the year.
>>546293587Kys yourself asap you freak
>>546287865half a billion into development of a submersible that I could live in an travel the seas like captain Nemo. Invest the rest
>>546292454This man is going places
>>546293712We would definitely be talking about that for awhile. Who else could say the same? it's the perfect amount of based and retard. I support him
>>546293587It would be fun to get jobs and just dick off, get high, get fired, talk shit to customers and managers and not give a fuck when you get fired since you're a billionaire. Pull up the next day in a lambo and do donuts in the parking lot.
>>546287865Bunker in Appalachia. Guns. Food. Solar power. Water purification. After that I dunno, buy more guns I guess.
>>546287865I would start a cult and create a new religion which I would then push onto the whole world. Like scientology but not retarded and with a greater reach Pls gief billi
>>5462878651. Buy land surrounded by mountains and forest with a glacial lake, rivers, and a city/town within 20 miles of the centermost point of my land. So...probably somewhere in Montana.2. Have a small fortified castle (mansion) with a reinforced moat, dungeon, and multiyear, self-sustaining bomb shelter built. This would probably cost around 50-100 million by itself.3. Build decent apartment complexes in the nearby city/town. Rent them only to nonfelons, nonpedos who sign a highly restrictive lease disallowing parties, smoking, and illegal activities. Rent them for $100/occupant (up to maximum occupancy of 2 people per bedroom) a month + utilities. 4. Take the profits to maintain the building and pay liability insurance, etc. with remainder being profit to replenish my accounts.5. Hire a small security team comprised of exmilitary/exCIA, etc. to patrol my land and keep out undesireables.6. Hire a personal assitant/bodyguard/personal trainer. Preferably a top tier badass who can blend in and look harmless while making me dinner worthy of a 5 star restaurant. 7. Start a hedgehog sanctuary for abandoned/unloved hedgehogs that had shitty owners.8. Start several small businesses related to pets and pet supplies.9. Get mine and my fiance's health back in order.10. Go on vacation.
>>546287865ME DANG
>>546287865burn it
>>546294091and then shoot myself
>>546293587>>546293827Yeah probably the best idea here. Straight up destroy Walmart from the inside or something so people would leave reviews kek>This employee said my skin was the color of poop, I'm happy y'all hire the retarded, but he should've been trained moreOh yeah, I'd say I'm autistic and get away with so much shit. Dang it, too bad I'm only a millionaire
>>546287865Id give random anons moneybc1qtwrprcdspxxfeuh9ructjrc69qrq9xjwpg29vu
>>546287865Pick a small depressed town and invest in the infrastructure as a 20 year project, and become a Cult of Personality
>>546287865Lose it in the casino.
>>546290066You know what is more terrifying than going back to pre-industrial times?...Nothing ever happening.
>>546294059>hedgehog sanctuaryRent dozers, dig out lake. Have your bunker poured in concrete at the bottom. Make an island above it all. Flood the lake. Populate the island with neglected and unloved hedgehogs. It's a win all the way around. Maybe put a bridge going to the island with the proper gate.
>>546293376Hongkong or tijuana?
>>546287865I would create a private equity firm that buys middle and lower-middle class housing and farmland in low crime areas through reverse mortgages and specifically target elderly populations in small centres. I'd use hospital records to find those with chronic illnesses in particular.I'd then generate external revenue from investors and generate profit by renting and leasing this property out through property management groups, focusing on cornering certain markets so that I can monopolize current rent and lease options. I'd purposely leave units empty and claim those as losses for tax relief rather than lower market values and inflate my profitability. I'd then lobby government to increase immigration and create barriers to constructing and developing new housing and land opportunities for other investors and buyers, but mainly wage workers without a lot of working capital. I would then use my immense wealth and asset holdings to put pressure on zoning. I would construct construct large commercial and industrial business locations that otherwise wouldn't pass local bylaws and sell rights to those lands to large corporations. I would then sell those parcels of land for asset-for-share swaps as a share holder to diversify my holdings from real estate to shares. I would then use my large share amounts to put pressure to maximize profitability by disregarding environmental regulations and hiring foreign workers who will be extremely underpaid and abused, but won't unionize or quit as their citizenship will be tied to their employment. Finally, for further tax relief and public appearances, I would donate in a grandiose way in which most of my donation money would go to my fellow elite friends and bureaucracy but gain a lot of media attention and public support.Within 10 years, I'd be worth $20 billion on paper. Then I can start to actually make some real moves.
>>546287865Buy BTC
>>546290153>$22,000 a monthMen, when you ask a woman her body count, multiply the number she gives you by 3 and then add 5 for good measure.When an anon announces his salary on here, divide by 10 and subtract an additional $1,000 and you're probably getting closer to his real income. No one who makes a lot of money feels the need to announce it to an anonymous thread on /pol/. It's very jeet coded.
>>546287865Disappear
>>546294557Not sure if the ID is gonna change, I'm not home right now. Hong Kong is the name of the whorehouse in Tijuana. Get a taxi/uber at the border, don't stray away from the club, don't look too fancy. Other than that is generally safe. Them spics know that americans fuel the economy at the clubs there so it's not really open season on tourists, but be smart about it
>>546287865help my footy team
>>546287865I'd buy Prince's Paisley Park in it's entirety, contents, the music rights, and the vault for half the billion, 100 million to run it in perpetuity. I can only do this if the family doesn't know I have a billion, otw they'd demand 1.2 billion.
>>546294710You're never getting away with being a cab driver, just so you know.
>>546287865Die probably.A billion dollars is not the sort of sum you can hide and definitely not the kind of sum you can defend.
>>546287865hellicopter and a carton of newports
>>546289753There's like 400 million people in the US. There's less than a thousand billionaires in the US.The odds of getting that rich are worse than hitting the lottery, because the lottery only goes up that high every so often.I don't think becoming a billionaire is a realistic goal. Becoming a millionaire is.
>>546287865i'd make a desalinization plant, and or a power plant
>>546294626He has said after tax, You also have to remove 30% in that case.
>>546294710What are the whores like there?
>>546287865Start a pdf blackmail rings all over the world to gain control over the political class.
>>546287865spend it in such a way to collapse the world economy.
>>546294831Says the jeet cleaning toilets and digging ditches in a foreign land shamelessly
>>546287865buy rainforrest in cambodia and militia to protect it. its worth 10.000.0000 trillion in 20 years
>>546294881The ones I got were super hot. Stereotypical prostitute. They're dancers too,so you watch them strip,pick the ones you want and go talk to them. Big tits and ass, flat stomach, smelled good, deepthroated a condom on my dick lol super nasty. They'll ask you to tip the room service too, I just left a $20
>>546294937A billion is like a fart in wind for world economy
>>546288263>It would all be "yours" ... And people would still need to either pay rent or invest and you keep the assets so not like it's a bad investmentworld judea declares war on anon
>>546294861Good point. But he's posting under one of those rapacious country flags where it's probably higher than that. I mean, I'm in the US in a relatively low tax state, but I work in a higher tax state. So between Feds, state, the city I live, and the city I work in that's in another state, my overall rate is just over 40%. To be fair, I do get something of a rebate from my state for the taxes I pay to cities in other states, though. But that only comes in to play when I file at the beginning of the year.
I’d buy me monkey
Go fambly office.
>>546295294Me too. But I'd teach the monkey to pick pockets. Basically a passive stream of income.
>>546287865buy a hundred billion pennies and glue them on the ground all over the world
>>546287906fbpb
>>546287865buy farmland, grow red onions, red potatoes, and red cabbage, and sugar cane, raise lambs and chickens, be very smart with all of the start up money but sell and make really good meat and veggies and staple crops
