Fumble of the fucking century
>Thing I hated people liking in AEW is good now that people like it in WWE100% fucking braindead. Danhausen is corny and gay and I'm glad him, Punk, and Cody are not on the shows I watch regularly anymore.
>When your sports team only wanted to win
bootlegging sports merch is not impressove
>>20527633I did not bootleg these shirts. Stop spreading bullshit from your mother's basement.
Good on Danhausen for finding his niche somewhere. I wish every wrestler that I like finds success even if it's in a company that I'm not ever going to watch.
>>20527581literally doesn't matter to Tony because AEW doesn't make a profit, and isn't about making a profit or selling tickets so he doesn't care. It's about having good matches.
Buy an ad, Donovan.
>>20527581Tony just might be the biggest fumbler of all time. Just completely clueless.
>>20527581I genuinely don't get this guy's success.His gimmick is the corniest shit i've ever seen on TV, his voice, the batman teleportation, the whole cursed joke, it gives off 2010 fedora wearing theater kid vibe.
>>20527648>It's about having good matches.Love Danhausen but he's not exactly Kenny Omega or Okada in that department. I'm glad he's finding success in WWE where there's very little emphasis and importance placed on match quality.
>>20527663>Just completely clueless.>If I was Tony Khan I would just have a partnership with ESPNedrones are so tiresomely dumb
>>20527609>Thing I hated people liking in AEWNever happened. For one, he was never on AEW. He was one of CM Punk's boys which AEWtists disliked him for so they were more than happy for Tony to let him sit in the toybox for eternity. Nice attempt at revisionist history though
>>20527716you are boring
>>20527581Imagine if the Knicks lose their next four games.
Spike Lee is gonna cast this lil nigga in a joint.
>>20527741I accept your concessionhausen
>>20527609This. Faghausen can be a little clown in the fed and I don't have to watch him, win-win
>>20527648Sounds like a based company to me
>>20527581>push orange cassidy like he's the rock>leave danhousen in khantanmo bay>top three WWE merch sellers are cody, punk and danhausenfucking kek, fuck tony khan.
>>20527889I'll cast you in a joint
>>20527938>>Remember when The Rock was pushed as a plucky underdog that hit his ceiling as a midcard champ?No, please enlighten us anon
>>20527938>>top three WWE merch sellers are cody, punk and danhausenTwo of these people have been in some of the worst programs and matches this year and the other is a literal clown that doesn't wrestle. What enjoyment do you derive from their work other than a war against Tony Khan you imagine having in your head?
>>20527987>worst programs and matchesB-b-b-but my Dave stars! My c-c-c-cagematch ratings!!!!!!Meanwhile
>>20527581What's up Danhausen? Something told me your autistic ass was lurking here. I could sense it. Anyway keep up the good work, /pw/ is a Danhausen board.
>>20528002What enjoyment do you derive from their work other than a war against Tony Khan you imagine having in your head?
>>20527609kek this hogatello is fuming
>>20527609Your personal feelings about Danhausen and his gimmick aside, you can realize that a guy who effortlessly prints merch is someone you probably would like on your show if for no other reason to bring in huge money, yes? Tony fumbled hard.
>>20527987>Two of these people have been in some of the worst programs and matches this year and the other is a literal clown that doesn't wrestle.Who caresI don't watch that shit, I'm only here to laugh at fumbly khan
>>20527710Why no Jaguars and NFL colab? Tony is a fucking dog wanking fumbler that's why.
Once all the spastics that watch WWE understand that even in two years time danhausen will be walking around pretending to curse people just exactly like today they'll realise it's boring shit for babies
>>20527648>It's about having good matches.they don't even have that so I dunno what's the point anymore
>>20528014Tony Khan doesn't control who Danhausen's agent is nor has a contract where he can put people on ESPN whenever he likes. Do you think non-wrestling fans are buying this shit? I was at a sports bar during the game last night while you were watching Becky Lynch. I assure that's not the case.
>>20527648>It's about having good matches.When're they gonna do that
>>20528026Lol this is AI right?
>>20528010Why do you think that just because you didn't like a program or match that no one else did or is allowed to?
>>20528010You’re so fucking mad lol
>>20528019>Tony Khan is my hobbycursed as fuck
>>20527581He sucks at wrestling. WWE hired him to be a personality and guess what, he's meant to be a dopey horror host and he's excelling. AEW hired him to be a wrestler and not only does he suck but he bootlegged his merch to cut out PWTs. It wasn't that AEW fumbled him, it is that he was not a good fit.
>>20528295He fits in well in planet retard because edrones are all shoot mentally retarded
>>20528295>It wasn't that AEW fumbled him, it is that he was not a good fit.Reminder that Danhausen already was a top merch seller for AEW-outselling Punk and MJF, but had a limited shelf life and the audience got sick of goofy shit, including the very same people here that claimed it was WWE-lite every week. Well he's all there's now and it should make them happy since there's no personality on 4chan that is prouder of being the lowest common denominator than edrones, but somehow they're still seething about Tony Khan.
>>20527581I love this white nigga heel face vampire
>>20527938It do be like that and it do be making them trannies seethe
>>20528010Seeing you meltdown is the gift that keeps on giving
>>20527581It’s fucking crazy how anyone /pw/ shits on long enough will get a clue and eventually draw dimes. Mason Rook is the next one kek
>>20528340When is Shockwave airing btw?
>>20528325>in well in
>>20528395It's supposed to be on but spell check changed it but both work you dumb cunt
>>20528444I know. I know English. It's a point to be a little more mindful about calling people retarded because you're upset over a wrestling show. If you weren't so upset you could take more than two seconds and proofread your posts before you look retarded yourself.
>>20528494>I know English No edrone. You do not. It should be>I know the English language
>>20528514The guy who just typoed doesn't get to give anyone a grammar lesson. It's wrestling. Calm your seething ass down.
>>20528014>huge moneyanon, did you know that tony has like 14 billion dollars? danhausen merch money is less than bread crumbs to him. he just wants to put on the best wrestling shows possible, which means danhausen should never ever appear on them ever. simple as.
Edrone sloppaholics. They would wear tshirts that say IM A DICK SUCKING FAGGOT if Paul made them to pay $100 for the privilege
Dimeshausen makin' the smarks seethe.>B-But he can't wrestle!! My guy Yutashita Kinosuke just put on a five star classic on New All Japan Strong Style Wrestling!!No one cares. Money talks.
Faghausens wife ejected his baby forcibly from her uterus
>>20528552Tony's father has 14 billion dollars. Tony doesn't have shit except some fuck off money from his dad because Tony is an embarrassing autistic dumbass and Shad doesn't want him in the room.
>>20528581tony is a billionaire on his own. as you sat there seething while typing this post, he made more money than your entire family has in their entire lives. cry.
>>20528602Really? Very curious about where Tony has earned all of these billions all by himself. Wanna enlighten me?
>>20528650He gave up after this kek
>>20527609I guess it's a matter of personal taste.For example, I would hate to see that the shows I watch were filled with less than 1000 people every week, so thankfully the show I watch isn't like that.
>>20528650Executive roles in the Jaguars, Fulham, an analytics company, and being the owner of a brand valued at $2 billion in AEW.
>>20527648Yeah, something like that.
>>20528552I hope you enjoyed The Costco Guys match sponsored by Vita Caca you fucking faggot
>>20527609wwe is the gay containment fed
>>20530771Maybe if you keep telling yourself that you'll start to believe it homo
>>20530325Again, by himself. Not being hired by his father. Try again.
>>20527609Everybody liked Danhausen in AEW and everyone was baffled as to why Tony was utilizing him so badly.
>>20527581Rumours are Tony wants Chadhausen back
>>20533144List Vince's accomplishments and success outside of the WWF, created by his father
>>20534913genuinely embarrassing reply
>>20534913I don't believe I ever mentioned Vince or said he accomplished anything on his own so take your retarded ass cope somewhere else.
>>20535311>>20536145>can’t name a single oneLoooooooL
>>20536147Again, never mentioned Vince. You did in an attempt to weasel your way out of listing some of Tony's accomplishments. I accept your concession.
Why do I, a hetero white male human being named Greg, care about the financial aspect of a wrestling promotion unless it's actively causing danger for said promotion (It isn't)?
>>20527668Nigga this is pro wrestlingA fucking sock puppet was over at one point
>>20527609you got bullied growing up, I can just tell
>>20527668The biggest merch sellers in WWE history post-attitude era have always been people the kids find funny or cool. Jeff Hardy didn't appeal to me at all but he moved insane merch. John Cena, Rey Mysterio. Obviously the gimmicky fun guy would sell merch.
>>20536199nooooooooooo prowrestling is a sacred sport!
Your daily reminder that Tony Kwab hasn't created one star yet
>>20527609me too, anon.
>>20538258I'm still waiting for someone to tell me how Tony made a billion dollars all by himself
>>20538274He didn't
>>20527581Dimeshausen
>>20540250I know. A certain someone has been sperging out and assured that he has. I'd love for him to explain it.
>>20527668>it gives off 2010 fedora wearing theater kid vibe.you mean a 1990 wrestling fan vibe.
Knicks are going to the finals So yeahHe turned out to be a money printer
>>20536351In early 2003 hurricane became the first "little guy" to move serious merch in the history of the WWE. He too was top 3 in WWE behind only rock and stone cold for shirts. Michaels or x-pac at their best never came close to hurricane when it came to moving merch. Rey mysterio is the only one who matched him a few years later.
Knicks won the ecf
>>20541457Tony fumbled the fuck out of this nigga
>>20527581tony fumbles his own balls, then wanks off a dog or two, does a line or two of coke, then books his faggot wrestlers to behave like faggots for an audience of faggots
>>20541910kirdblt
>>20541910fucking gottem
Forbes, rolling stone, Sports illustrated, the old media are onboard with Danhausen.
>>20541972If only Tony had sided with Punk and appease Cody, what could have been.
>>20527581'E drones are subhuman, I will shoot on any Transhausen merch wearing faggot I'll meet irl. Don't care if it's a child or a Downie (so average 'E drone), I'm going to beat them to death.
>>20527581He fills the same role the fiend did. For me, anyway. He's funny and crazy and has amazing presence and mic skills. I honestly think hes the best thing on TV right now.
>>20541982>NO! You can never leave Tony's Toy Box
>>20541982Danhausen is objectively better than all your favorite wrestlers combined. Meltzer stars mean literally nothing. That goofy motherfucker has pro wrestling skills you can't even fathom and if you try to fuck with his little Danhausensters they'll cave your skull in with the power of Danhausenamania.
>>20542033Wow. You destroyed him.
This is WCW levels of flop
fucking wild how big he has blown up. if the knicks win his merch is going to be moving like fucking crazy. if they win i wouldnt be surprised if they invite him to the victory paradebasedhausen
>no signs of slowing down Let's revisit in 12 months. We're not even 3 months into his run and anyone who isn't braindead or 7 years old is already getting fatigued
>>20543162>Let's just *sniffs* wait *shits himself* Tony did not fumble
Can anyone answer who Tony hasn't fumbled?
>>20543162>yeah, heh, a year into his run he's obviously gonna still be over as fuck! give it 3 years and he'll be dancing to no pop!>yeah 5 years, hah! his run is obviously gonna be at the top of his game, stupid e-drones don't know how the bizzy works, give it a decade and he'll be on the chopping block and back in the indies begging for scraps!
TK is literally the worst promoter and booker of all time. Whereas other promoters in pro wrestli g history have failed for various "normal" reasons, TK truly fumbles the ball again and again and is only still around because he has money. He is genuinely retarded. Let's take an example: WCW at times did clumsy shit too. The fumbled the Ultimate Warrior because of politics, booking decisions and so on. Fine. But clearly, WCW had plenty of stars and talents that they didn't fumble the ball with as much. They still had Goldberg, Sting and so on. Also at the time Ultimate Warrior and other wrestlers like Hogan and Randy Savage where considered old and out of date, obsolete cartoonish gimmicks not having a place in the Attitude era (despite efforts to update his look). Meaning, even if Ultimate Warrior would be booked to perfection maybe he wouldn't cross the finish line no matter what. This is what I mean with failing for various "normal" reasons. Analysing Jim Crockett, ECW and whatever you can find various variable and factor that naturally led ultimately to their death.Now, with the above example in mind, I can't stress enough how Tony Khan keep failing, fumbling the ball through sheer incompetence. His various failings can't be traced to "normal reasons". He is really a clown larping as a promoter. I'm writing this to elaborate that it's not just joke posts about small silly mistakes. He is objectively stupid. He doesn't have any leadership skills either that is required if he would've been really serious about expanding AEW or any semblance of ambition to challenge AEW. He doesn't have a strong team similar to Hayes, Patterson, Pritchard, Johnny Ace that McMahon surrounded himself with.TK is genuinely stupid and incompetent, he is a product of our zeitgeist where success doesn't come from building an empire it's there because you already have money and happen to be a "fan" of something and it'll carry you years ahead no matter if you succeed or fail.
>>20543162How? He is in like 5 min segments on weekly shows with an odd short match here and there and his match at Backlash was based. Im sorry but if you are getting "fatigued" already, you are just a sensitive over serious little bitch and it's a you problem, not a danhausen problem
>>20544907Yea Tony literally had everything in his favor from 2019-2021 and he still shit the bed and continues to do so. It's indefensible. The only people that try to are the people that make hating WWE part of their personality. Everyone else sees him for the little fucked up nepobaby retard he is.
>>20527581tony hasn't developed a single character or actual story in the history of AEW
I've literally been saying Danhausen would be a draw in WWE since 2023. Personally I thought he was a perfect fit for NXT, but they took a chance on the lil nigga and he actually delivered. Taz needs to look into seeing if he can get Hook signed with WWE and then we can bring back Hookhausen kino.
It is pretty funny how this all started because Tony decided to cut off Danhausen's merchandise because he resorted to selling his own merch on other sites, and now a fucking actual NBA team is partnering with him for merch because of some random shit WWE let him do.
>>20545259He was selling bootleg shirts out of the back of his station wagon. Not just his merch, he had knockoffs made of all AEW's most popular merch and was selling them cheap in the parking lot.
>>20545300You have zero evidence of this
>>20545300>ask to have more merch on company stores>Elites decide that you aren't part of their clique so you get no more merch>sell your merch on third-party sites>Elites and their best-friend boss stop booking you and remove all your merchwow Danhausen is such a scumbag!!
Trannies want Chadhausen and CM Roids back kek
>>20545300Sounds like aew weren't paying him enough if he had to resort to that.
>>20545300No I wasn't you fucking cocksucker. Try leaving your mom's basement sometime
>>20545300>He was selling bootleg shirts out of the back of his station wagon.No he wasn't. That was literally high school-tier bullshit made up by the Cucks to smear Danhausen in retaliation for being friends with Punk and drawing dimes.
Notice how no one ever talks about what he actually does or says, it's just "Tony fumbled" and "He moves merch!"
>>20546264Shut up nigger lover-MogMaster
>>20545300Gonna need that proof but I already know you don't havevany so how about you get your fat ass up, wipe the gallon of sweat you'll most definitely have off of your face just from doing this and go outside?
>>20546264He's a great character worker. He's over with the kids and knows how to utilize vignettes and social media to give himself an extra push. Tony also fumbled him like the dumbass desert retard he is.
>>20546264What Danhausen does is draw gigadimes and what that proves is that TONY FUMBLED.
>>20546321I notice you still don't mention anything he does or says that's supposed to be funny
>>20546341Humor is subjective. Why would I need to point this out to you? He has plenty of videos. Go watch them and judge if they're funny for yourself.
>>20546347He's been in WWE like 3 months. You must be able to link to something funny he's done in WWE if he's so great
>>20546341Clips of Danahusen exist. You can watch them for free on the internet. Talking about what he does or says is pointless when you can literally just go see for yourself.
>>20546362Surely you have the internet and your monitor is turned on and you can look these up for yourself, right?
>>20545300BASED DIMESHAUSEN PUTTING OVER THE COMPANY EVEN OUTTA THE BACK OF A MID-SIZE SUV
>>20527609Sliced and diced that epig
>>20546419Shut up faggot.-MogMaster
>>20527609You clearly don't care at all by that seething you're doing, huh?
>>20546425Based MogMaster absolutely burying trannies
>>20527581Eh
>>20546363All I can see is clips of him cursing people and hitting Miz in the balls.>>20546382Nope. Surely you can post some seeing as you're such a big fan of his and think he's hilarious.
>>20534913Vince surpassed his dad's success.Tony Khan is burning a hole in his dad's pocket with no signs of making up for it.
>>20546510I'm curious to see where inn any of my post you saw me say he was hilarious? Maybe you should stop putting words in other people's mouths in an attempt to console war. You want to see what Danhausen is about? A quick Google will take care of that for you, pal.
>>20546425based
>>20527581He got the last laugh
>>20546510>All I can see is clips of him cursing people and hitting Miz in the balls.And now you know why he's dimes
>>20527668everything you said is correct, now remember children enjoy watching puppet shows at the library, then apply that knowledge to your original question
>>20527938>top three WWE merch sellers are cody, punk and danhausen
tony just isn't very good at pro-wrestling. he has zero instinct for it
>>20534913Vince Sr was a deadbeat who barely knew Vince Jr and when only found him when he wanted to retire and handoff his passion project to the only person he thought he could control.Vince already owned an entire fucking STRIPMALL as a self-made business man before Vince Sr showed up and begged him to help him run the WWF which Vince Jr didnt know shit about
>>20545300Isn't that 1000% on brand for his character though? even though this is a fake and gay rumor it "could" have been a hilarious skit or running angle for him
>>20546390cursed fucking image
>>20546264He is the first potentially "iconic" character guy we have had since what... mankind?
>>20541972these are the ragsheets that called wrestling fake for almost a century and now they're being worked by the fakest gimmick ever
>>20548958now we know why vince did such a shit job with wwe. he wanted to kill wrestling forever to ruin his father's legacy. every time he did something to ruin wrestling he imagined himself hurting his father
>>20527581How has he been fumbled? WWE is an advertising companyHe's advertising thingsHe's a success
>>20528295>AEW hired him to be a wrestlerWasn’t the entire rumour mill about the fallout between Danhausen and Tony about how Dan wanted to be taken more seriously as a wrestler, amd Tony said “lol no”? Everyone knows Danhausen’s ceiling as an “and then the bell rings” gimmick guy except for himself. WWE just have more suits who can keep the midcarder egos in check better.
>>20545300kek this got Danhausen squealing
>>20549098Maybe he should have stuck his hands in his pockets and he'd be getting a 15 minute back and forth with roid stuffed PAC
>>20527581>People think a billionaire cares about a few more T-Shirts being sold
>>20549017i mean Vince Sr would deserve it, he was also a turbofag who dressed like liberace with sequenced jackets and pinky rings
>>20549245Vince Sr was an old school carny promoter who also dabbled in boxing, thats how those guys dressed
>>20548943'fraid so
>>20549152*Tony's father is a billionaire. You faggots love to say otherwise while having no evidence of Tony having anything his father didn't give to him. Wanna clue us in on all of this money Tony made without any help from Shad?
>>20550046He hid the thread after this lol
>>20550837They did it twice in one thread kek
>>20551331Grim
>>20552432Their lives and their favorite wrestling promotion do be like that>>20549245This is also how most southern pimps dress so don't be so quick to judge
>>20527581Is reddithausen based or not?
>>20527581>Fumble of the fucking centuryTony lies awake at night wondering why he ever turned against Team PunkIt wasn't out of loyalty to the Elite, I promise you that - they invented the term Money MarkFormerly Japs, now it's Tony
>>20554072Pretty based. Over as fuck in a way we don't see anymore. Imagine fumbling this guy >>20554232kirdblt
>>2052766945 minute 5 star meltzer classics don't draw dimes or put butts in the seats.
>>20554919I've never seen this cocksucking bitch standing upright like what does he do all day. Sit on his computer screaming at mom for more pizza rolls and a clean diaper?
>>20555055more like if it didn't happen in the 2010s or 2020s it doesn't five, six or seven stars.2030s, he'll start giving out eight stars.
>>20555077Meltzer sells himself to anyone who will give him money. Back in my day we called that prostitution.
>>20554861Is he really over?
>>20555793Extremely. People outside of wrestling are talking about him.
>>20556243So that's why the only AEW fan on this board is shitting himself
>>20557290Pretty much, yeah. He's always doing that though so this is hardly news.
>>20527581I don’t like him but he is over as fuck and Tony fumbled.
>>20527669>I'm glad he's finding success in WWE where there's very little emphasis and importance placed on match quality."Match quality" is a delusion made up by smarks. A good match is one that draws and is performed by wrestlers who know how to work the marks. Kenny and Okada fail in both departments.
>>20527581There’s nowhere to go with him tho. He’s just a merch vender. What good is that to the viewers?
>>20557848AEW tranny talking about viewers is hysterical
>>20557848>he's a merch moverThat's just about the most important thing you can be. Guy knows what to do and he got it over in a way we haven't seen in a while. Kids love him. Normies are into it from the basketball stuff. You don't have to worry about him getting hurt. This white nigga is the golden goose.
>>20557878>This white nigga is the golden goose.if he can keep his personal life and opinions off of Twitter then yes, it's the greatest fumble in the history of fumbles mainly because he was over in gAyEW but like many other draws, Tony put him on ice for personal reasons.
>>20555219>Meltzer sells himself to anyone who will give him money.u mean attention
>>20558241I can't wait until the death of AEW documentary one day. The Danhausen bit will be particularly interesting.
>>20559081Danhausen won't be mentioned in an AEW moratorium. Because Tony would cry to Daddy and have the Jacksonville Lawyers sue them.
>>20549000>these are the ragsheets that called wrestling fake for almost a century and now they're being worked by the fakest gimmick everAnd it continues....
>>20559885Tony do be like this
>>20560169TK is almost 50No wifeNo kidsNo friends
>>20559885True.
>>20560392Remember when his dad paid a model to date him and she gave up?
>>20527668Danhausen is the guy who gives you a break from watching genuine matches with genuine wrestlers, a little variety so the show doesn't become monotone. Not necessarily a jobber but not booked in a sensible manner. I don't mind him as a dumb little side act desu. If you think he is too unrealistic and stupid for wrestling then you don't understand wrestling, nobody should take wrestling completely seriously because wrestling is completely fake, on the flip side it would be silly to present wrestling in a competitive fashion while giving guys like Danhausen the world title. Wrestling works when there is some semblance of realism and some semblance of nonsense, you can have an MMA fighter like Lesnar and an actual clown like Danhausen on the same show and it would work.
>>20560842How long will it last though?
>>20527581Danhausen is outselling ManletJF? KWAB
>>20527663Who else even comes close?
>>20560392>>20560758Grim as fuck. Imagine being the child of billionaire and being this dimeless.
>>20561233Danhausen seems adaptable and a good off the cuff type of comedian. I think they could do a lot with him. He'll never be the greatest wrestler but he is a great asset to have.
>>20563362Shad was too busy to raise him
>>20564643I wonder what Shad thinks about his autistic son failing on such a public stage.
>>20527581And by sheer coincidence. He uses Hulkamania's colors
>>20527581a clown jobber is the top star in WWE how is this an own?? in the vince era this guy would get thrown into a trash can by big show- what a fall from gracel pun intended!
>>20565298>fall from gracelOkay, saaaaaaaar
>>20565316Kek
>>20527581Rezi don't miss
>>20527581Must be a day ending in y
remember when E-Gods were laughing at faghausen being DLC for aew dilate forever?
