tfw HHH dies edition (The Captain is CUTE, SEXO and GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE. HHH is a HOMO with NO BRAIN who needs to be dropkicked into a VOLCANO. We patiently await the Captain's next move as 90 day no-compete continues to tick away.)Previous: >>20459160Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is cute
Don’t understand why mods allow these generals when you should have this shit in one thread
>>20536362Luv that fucking Hojo!
>>20536371Nigga fuck off this thread has been going for years.
>>20536365many are saying this
I keep seeing people on X saying Kairi is going to AEW but I can't find anything from anyone who would actually know. Not sure if I'd rather see her in AEW or one of the Joshi feds. I'm sure the first month in AEW would be great but I worry about Tony's ADD booking afterwards. This guy cannot consistently keep people on tv.
>>20536371I agree but I also love Kairi so I will support her in every thread I can
>>20536500Idk man I'm pretty sure Mina is featured heavily across PPVs as is Shida recently, nothing wrong with pushing certain people at different times
>>20536362based OP. Good thing we had the thread hit 310. I hate to save the Tam thread like 4 times because it kept going to page 7 in an hour during you know who hours >>20536365cute>>20536371eat shit, tranny
>>20536500I honestly think she's going to Marigold if she's already back in Japan.
>>20536377this>>20536392smol
So KAIRI is back on the streets!
>>20536783I think she freelances but works marigold shows>>20536786I thought this was a cartoon due to the fake portra 400 filter for a second
>>20536784>smolshe is around the same height as Bliss, she is prob shoot 4'10"
When will she debut in AEW?
Sweet new Kairi thread! And Fuck Triple F>>20536365Kawaiiri
>>20536777This is who killed the threads btw
>>2053682290 days from her release from WWE if she wants. If Tony offers her, I expect her to go because it's guaranteed better money than Stardom, Marigold or TNA can offer.
>>20536851turn your monitor on
>>20537338can tell she had a lot of sex from 22 to 37
>>20537338The ultra-rare reverse wall
>>20537338She went from Mayu to SEXO
>>20537338KAIRI new-nose
>>20536777>eat shit, trannyYou will be ashamed of your words when kairi signs with aew chud.
>>20537336The Captain of Kawaii>>20537338>>20537432Kek
>>20537336Why does he have a smaller feels guy?
>>20537432kek>>20537486straight teeth
>>20537545Nah AEW stops being the tranny fed and starts being All 'rilite Wrestling when the Cap'n signs.
She's going back to Japan btw
>>20537551>>20537579>>20537670Get help.
>>20537908Says the spammer... lol sure
>>20537908cry about it
>>20537338>wrestling career most likely over>bogged to hell>married woman>nearly 40Begging you guys to find someone new to simp for, its over
back alley girl Kairi
>>20538078Was there more pictures with this fit?
>>20538432>this fitYou mean the prostitute outfit
>>20538475That's exactly what I mean
>>20538078very bright socks
>>20538078Very sexo
>>20537406based cap'n di'rispecting the ravages of time
>>20538432sadly not>>20537486what she doin down there though?
Iyo thread. Where is Iyo thread? Are they safe? Are they...alright?
>>20539821Very based
>>20539737everyone abandoned that thread when IYO married that child molester
>>20539821Why is she pulling her shorts down?
>>20540142For dramatic effect>>20540132It's ironic that Iyo married a dude named Evil while Kairi married the heroic Batman - whom we know is not a threat and will leave Kairi's virginity intact.
>>20539821>kl337KAIRI is all elite!
>>20540300We don't know if Batman is still in picture and if he is, good for him.
>>20540732she wore her ring to the HoF thing>>20540300true, batman's dick don't work. how else could you be married to Kairi for like 6 years and not have a single kid?
>>20540778Back to talking about dicks huh?
Fuck Monday Night Shit >>20538078Lewd
>>20540883It's an important aspect of Pirate lore and was in context with the discussion.
>>20540981Never forget they took Monday Night 'ri from us.INSANE ELBOW TKO!SLIDING D THE WWE!CUTLASS CHOP CUNTERSLOP!
>>20541182Fuck triple gay
>>20540778Maybe now is a good time for them to try. I could picture pregnant 'ri hanging out with pregnant 'mu back home in Japan.
>>20541182>>20540981based post>>20541064true>>20541226I volunteer to impregnate Kairi and Tamu since batman's dick don't work
>>20541226I want to impregnate 'mu and 'ri. That would honestly be a dream come true
>>20541680Happy 'ri
>>20541182>>20541226>>20541275>>20541594>>20541776Jesus Christ man
>>20541813whats ur malfuntion guy?
>>20541594>>20541275Many are saying this!
I know that KAIRI is giga-dimes and has at times been able to solo carry 3 generals by herself, but I wonder what a KAIRI & friends general would look like? Who would be included in the friends list? I am thinking:IyoAsukaTamuPoiMayuMinaXiaNo fat Sally lol
>>20541813only 2 were mine
>>20541813I'll admit to wanting to coom in 'ri and 'mu
>>20541998Definitely no sally but add 'mu and Roxie.
>>20542024'mu featured at number 3 in the list. I like Roxie, but she seems like more of an acquaintance than a friend to Kairi. Maybe Jackie Redmond - an outspoken Kairimaniac.
>>20542435Young Ho'!
>>20542726Inexplicably cute young Hoje
>>20542435>>20542896who is the other bitch
>>20542435>>20542896How can she be so CUTE and SEXO at the same time lads
>>20536362KWAFB
Luv that Captain
I need to know if Kairi is still getting super jacked or she let herself go.
>>20543921Undoubtedly jacked. She's a fitness nazi
>>20543838Same>>20543934Based gym rat 'ri
>>20544187HHH is a bozo
>>20541958he's a homosexualalso what the fuck are they doing lol?
>>20541998>>20542024>>20542032tamu, mayu, roxy and I guess poi
>>20542010>>20542021based posters, that guy is a know homosexual and has less mobility than marty janettey >>20542435>>20542896why did she take so many candy crush pics with chelsea?
>>20543838>>20544287many people are saying this>>20542909Chelsea Diamond
>>20544695I hear they have a lot in common
>>20544935oh like what?
>>20545040Lack of walking ability
>>20545040>>20544935>>20545448This is why your general died
>>20545448lmao, true>>20545459what? we are literally posting in /arrrr/, retardo
>we
>>20545610He's a literal schizo who thinks everyone is the same person. He believes this entire board is just him and his nemesis and somehow he isn't a crazy fat retard.
>>20545670are you not posting in /arrrr/, retardo?>>20545671it doesn't even make sense. he's in this thread, ergo there must be at least 2 people in this thread unless he thinks he is talking to himself
you tards let the Iyo thread die again. our /arrrr/ allies are traitors.
>>20545999I didn't even know there was a new one. The Iyo OP said he was on vacation.
>>20545999>>20546078I have that greasy ass child molester's name filtered so I legit had that thread hidden, kek
>>20546162>I have that greasy ass child molester's namewtf are you talking about
>>20546221the guy she married is a greasy ass child molester and I have both of his ring names filtered
>>20545999>>20546078Same, I didn't realise a new thread was up.>>20546254>greasy ass child molesterQRD?
>>20546561>QRD?just look at him. that fucking hair line. dude looks like like he belongs on megan's list.
she's always been a shooter:Rossy:>Hojo Kairi has the face of a 1970s or 1980s idol... Her fighting style and the way she burns herself out completely are Showa-era pro wrestling itself. Melissa even said, “She suddenly slapped me in the face, so I was stunned.”Kairi:>Putting it in Last Samurai terms, I suppose I’m “Last Showa” — born in Showa 63 — so maybe I have a fixation on Showa. lolhttps://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/519496206112681985
>>20546179Kek what a vicious pirate!
>>20547235Based Showa Princess
>>20547674I would consider taking a showa this month if Kairi was involved
>>20546602Very unscrupulous sort
Appreciate your Captain
>>20547718kek
>>20547674I look at this picture and feel the need to help make Kairi warm by any means possible, mainly by sharing my body heat with her by having close physical contact with each other
>>20548064who is that dead on the ground? sashit?
>>20548117Triple Gay of course that shao khan larping ass nigga
>>20548133use MS paint to put gaych's face on the dead guy
>>20548133Lol
Which team did Kairi carry more and which did you prefer?
>>20548399Oh I wouldn't want to upset Iyogods or Kabukichads so I will take the contrarian option.Ho-Show Tennyo is best.
>>20544590The hippy hippy shake. Possibly an electric boogaloo of some sort.
>>20547874Kairivania
>>20547674Blessed Young Hoj'
>>20548095Yea I just want to take 'ri away to a mountain cabin with a wood heater and snuggle until the end of time.
>>20548399'ri carried both>>20548753imagine the smell>>20549201snorklin 'ri
>>20540142To show off for Tyrone
>>20550309>yuro time>yuro post
>>20549201Red 'rikini
If she goes to AEW I can see more of this... I need it bros I need more 'ri
>>20551051is this new?
>>20551009Summer festival episode 'ri>>20551051Strong 'ri
>>20551055No it's from when Mina first moved to the USA and lived with 'ri
>>20551624potato chips player
>>20536362kek what an unemployed jobber!
>>20551009Very cute 'ri
>>20551999What type of chips do you think the Captain eats?
>>20551077God I love these players
https://youtu.be/rBy9oisioUQ?si=RhQqlyZ0SRaS-olwThrowback to when the Captain effortlessly squashed Riv
>>20553619Based
I'm feeling good about /arrrr+1/-Kairi, Mayu, The Cosmic Angels and Friends General OP
>>20552762
Kawaii
I played softball tonight instead of watching gAyEW (I never watch gAyEW). I had a double and a grandslam
>>20554890I could get behind this
>>20553619>>20554254based and based my cat at 3 am 'ri>>20554846justified chants
>>20553619Punisher 'ri
>>20555286>>20555484Summer 'ri
>>20555286>chelsea crossing her legs>kairi fucking it up and showing the goods
>>20556748Would be a fun team. I like both of these players
>>20556763Based panchira 'ri
Cap'n!
>>20557723based
>>20556763Cap'n of the fan service
>>20536362I took Kairi for granted. I thought of her as a shitter. And now I miss seeing her brown little body on tv. Please let it be a work
Lita also once said that the hardest she has ever been hit by another wrestler, man or woman, was from Kairi in the 2018 Royal Rumble;https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2018/07/lita-says-kairi-sane-gave-her-the-most-devastating-blow-she-642613/https://gerweck.net/2018/07/12/lita-says-kairi-sane-gave-her-the-most-devastating-blow-shes-ever-received/And she used to get beat up by dudes in ECW, and in WWE.
>>20555056If I had Mina on my softball team we may have actually been well above .500 most of the seasons, maybe even with a championship, because the meatheads, uber-jocks and dykes on the other teams would be distracted by Mina and her rack bouncing as she's running the bases and get us a couple of extra runs a game.
>>20559099I hate how every league is just a super retarded super competitive arms race where one team sandbags so they can go 8-0 so then multiple other teams join the league so they can go 8-0.though, I'm probably really annoying to place because I suck at fielding but if I play in a league where everyone else is the same skill as me fielding wise I'd be a top hitter when I'm hitting well. I subbed for this other guy's team the other week and someone gave me a shot of fireball in the dugout and I had like 6 errors but I had a walking double that would have been a homer if I ran (I still cleared the based and scored but fuck running it was like 95) and a single that could have been a double if I ran but 95 degrees and the only time I made an out was because they were playing me super deep and I hit a liner right at the fielder. Mina also throws like a girl
'ri
>>20559259U goddamned right
Wrestling is fucking gay without the Captain, IYO and Asuka. What's the point of watching if they don't have any asian women?
can't believe she is gone bros
>>20559884Dark times for yellow fever chads
>>20559671goof dancer
>>20559930KAIRI will hopefully make her glorious 'riturn in Japan soon.
>>20559671Was she rocking the air violin here lol?
>>20560478Yup just vibin
>>20558739The Cap'n probably gave Lita a righteous Christian scourging as punishment for her live sex celebration with Edge.
Found this pic of the KAIRI-affiliated Saori in the gym girls' thread and wanted to post it here.I want REStart to make a comeback.
>>20560840Based we love saori here
*Sniff*
>>20560478>>20560492I think the song must have changed midway through her dance>>20560769based
>>20560773long mayu is long>>20561067camel toe>>20561344cute
Kawaiiri
>>20559259fucking based as fuck post
I wanna coom inside the Cap'n
>>20564055>>20564523We need more Kairi wrestling webms around here
>>20560773who is who here?
>>20564914Io - Kairi - Mayu
>>20564523This one is really cool. I'm going to see a mudshow in October and Shayna will be there. Dolph and Karrion too.
Claim your 'ri!
>>20565064It's hooded 'ri for me.
>>20565074A good choice. Since you have stolen hooded 'ri from me I will claim sporty 'ri at number 3.
>>20565064bottom right>>20564978are you going to ask dolph to say the word? Scarlett will probably be there too and not do anything
Luv this megakawaii player
>>20565764same desu senpai
>>20565423Last time I saw Dolph the crowd demanded that he grab his opponents dick and twist it. He eventually complied and got a massive pop. Yea Scarlett will be there too. Would like to tell Shayna I enjoyed her NXT feud with 'ri.
>>20565764dis one?
>>20566383Yup
>>20566377tell her to say >believe itlike naruto>>20566383never before seen Cheese pic
>>205650647 for me
>>20566584happy Hojo>>20565423another 'ritard already claimed hooded 'ri
>>20566533lol I always thought dubbed Naruto sounded like a 60-year-old smoker.>never before seen Cheese picit's a rare vintage
>>20566727+10 Poison Pirate's Chain
>>20566748Powerful item
>>20565064I pick number ∞
>>20566727chain 'ri
>>20566727Is this an homage to chain gang era John Cena?
>>20566740that's a big collar
>>20568415HustreRoyalty'rispect
Any 'ritards finna watch Slop in Slopaly tomorrow?
>>20569226probably not. I'm gunna watch the el grande match
Who else is watching AAA and getting drunk tonight ? >>20569608Based
>>20569659I'm finna watch the match of the year for sure. Hopefully the real El Grande Americano wins.
>>20569659Holy yumola
>>20568625A big bedazzled pink collar - Cheese is so fashionable!
>>20569838>>20569659holy shit this card is straight ASSSSSS outside of the El Grande Match. Why are they doing the Lola match next week? they should have done it tonight so there would be 2 good matches
>>20570409is cheese a girl?
>>20572323Pretty sure Cheese is a lad. Just a very flamboyant one. Like Ric Flair.
>>20574898scuba 'ri
>>20574898Kino
>>20575650rare never been seen b4 'ri
>>20575663this ol' 'ritard still got some tricks up his sleave
>>20574898Rare 'ri
>>20575641glamorous pirate
The perfect organism. A merciless predator. I admire it's purity. With Xenomorph friend.
>>20536362is she still unemployed
>>20575879She owns her own gym and is thus self-employed
>>20576248pretty cute
>>20575650>>20576248Very pretty pirate
>>20576860Extremely
Cap'n
>>20575879>>20575988she's still under contract with the WWE. they pay them for 90 days before the contract ends
>>20571107cute
>>20579059Get every penny from those hebrews
>>20581140based
>>20569659El Grande match was awesome
>>20581870>The algorithm knows
>>20578117love me Golden-chanlooks like Elden Ring in the background
>>20582244Yeah, Kaiser is fucking over.
>>20582244https://youtu.be/TB2biuLcOTcHe's like a God to those burrito guidos
>>20583252
>>20536362I miss Kairi and AsukaKill HHH
>>20583597based - I miss Vince
