>>20544038
No way they beat the Thunder but if they do, Danhausen will be in the fucking parade and probably even get to give a speech. Crazy shit

>>20544038
So it's offical. He's now Tony's biggest fumble of all time.

No one gonna give a fuck about this clown in 6 months lil bro

>>20544052
R fraid so

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it's so sad, you don't even get to enjoy danhausen because all you can think about is aew and tiny. thank god I'm not a faggot ass consolewarring retard

>>20544058
You'll be saying that every six months desperately hoping it'll come true and it won't

>>20544058
>Danhausen’s debut was a flop bro!
>Okay, he’s over now, but they’ll turn on him in two weeks bro!
>People will stop caring when the bell rings bro!
>Nobody cares about his gimmick bro!
>Give it six months bro! You’ll see!

Tony
Fumbled

>>20544082
>>20544085
Do you know how memes and viral personalities work you moronic cunt? Why is no one talking about Joe Hendry anymore? Or the Hawk Tuah girl?

>>20544112
>everyone I dislike is something that failed
>everything I like is something that succeeded
what a compelling argument

>>20544112
John Cena used going "viral" from his raps to fuel a 20+ year career on top, just by the way. Already know you're going to be a total fag and say it doesn't count, but yes it does count.

>>20544112
Why is Tony still booking the Costco guys? Lmfao what a hypocritical parody fed

>>20544112
Danhausen debuted in February and he's still red hot in May. You wanna pretend like he's just a flash in the pan but that's all it is. Pretending and denial.

>>20544129
There's no reason Danhausen can't have a 20 year career in WWE. But you're retarded if you think a comedy character with one joke is going to be this hot forever.

>>20544112
No one was ever talking about Joe Hendry outside. That has always been a wrestling meme and will never leave wrestling.

>>20544038
Everything Danhausen does will be followed by the curse of bitter edrones with scorned ex girlfriend energy bringing up Tony Khan. It's kind of ironic when you think about it.

>>20544140
It was 87 days ago. If he's still hot in February 2027 then I was wrong, but history suggests this will not be the case.

kek based danhausen of the modern day GOATs only a subhuman retard from the middle east could've fumbled him

its sad that neither company will learn the lesson that gimmicks beyond
>im a wrestler who like to wrestle
will always be dimes

>>20544153
Well that's a lie. He got over on tiktok before he got over in wrestling and his song was in the iTunes charts and shit. Normies knew who he was before he rocked up in WWE.

>>20544129
>John Cena used going "viral" from his raps to fuel a 20+ year career on top
"Going viral" wasn't even a fucking thing in 2002, you retarded zoomer LARPer. Normies didn't have the internet yet. Cena got his break because he popped Stephanie when she heard him rapping backstage.

>>20544196
You sound obese

>>20544129
LARPing as a 2003 WWE fan is absolutely next level bottom of the barrel scraping. John Cena got organically popular not just from his gimmick of cribbing Eminem but from proving he could hang with top and bottom level acts like Rikishi, Chris Benoit, Albert and Eddie Guerrero. He was nowhere near meme status.

>ESPN who are contractually partnered to air WWE content are shilling WWE
wow what a breakthrough

>>20544219
Why do AEWtists post this like it’s some sort of gotcha? The Danhausen shit is ALL OVER social media, it would be covered with or without a partnership

>>20544227
No ESPN partnership
'fraid so

>>20544219
You’re a fucking idiot lol

>>20544227
>ALL OVER social media
>Drones still getting worked by algorithms in the big 2026
I see maybe one Danhausen post every couple of days because I don't follow WWE or their skills.

>>20544147
>a comedy character with one joke
Danhausen's "one joke" is that he's a bizarre weirdo and that's something that never gets old. It isn't even a joke, it's a character archetype. Keeping him fresh is as easy as putting him in new situations or having him interact with new people because his comedy style is reactive, you give him something new to react to and he'll do or say something new. Now if you wanna talk about a comedy wrestler with one stale joke who used to be a meme and fell into irrelevance, that's Orange Cassidy.

>>20544169
>If he's still hot in February 2027
He will be.

>>20544253
Cooked him

>>20544227
>The Danhausen shit is ALL OVER social media
Yet only ESPN socials are ever posted here lmao
(MFJ vs Darby clip has many views as this tweet btw)

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>>20544196
>normies didn't have the internet in 2002
You have to be at least 18 to post here

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>it's just a partnership

>>20544253
Sure Dan whatever you say. You're so amazing and talented and are going to be completely different to every other comedy character in wrestling history.

>>20544284
Kek

>>20544284
Notice how no AEW fan cares enough to cap the NBA fans on twitter saying Danhausen and WWE are gay and corny

>>20544284
This shut him up quick lol

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>>20544284
>>20544301
kek the only accounts liking it are literal edrones with Roman avis. Normies don't know who or what the fuck he is

>>20544047
if they do win the championship they would proabably make danhausen the unofficial mascot

Who do you think the singular AEW fan hates more for leaving Tony's toybox, Blake or Danhausen?

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>>20544337

>>20544347
They're still having seething fits over Blake leaving, and constantly making threads here calling her ugly/a man over a year after she left, so probably her.

>>20544290
Danhausen's been over as fuck in every promotion he's ever worked for and he's been doing this for years without people getting tired of him. This isn't your average comedy wrestler riding 15 minutes of fame. You wanna act like he needs to prove his gimmick's got longevity but he already did.

>>20544347
No one cares about these people bro. We'll take Punk, Cody and Hobbs back though. You can keep the geeks.

>>20544373
OK Dan. Good luck with it. I'm sure all the drones pretending to like you now you're on the team won't get bored of you and you'll be handing over the Super Bowl to the winners next year.

>>20544058
You've been saying this for how long? Meanwhile you'll cry how everyone claims AEW is going to die in the same breath

>>20544410
>7 years vs 7 weeks

>>20544404
the Super Bowl is the name of the event you retard not the name of the trophy

>>20544404
>pretending to like you now you're on the team
e-drones liked Danhausen when he was in AEW. That's the thing. Everybody likes Danhausen except for a tiny handful of smarks seething like jilted lovers because he left Tony's toybox and doesn't play for Team AEW anymore.

>>20544038
Kek nobody's watching WWE no matter how much of a meme this shitter gets with the mainstream. Knicks will gets raped and then everyone is gonna forget about Danhausen

>>20544058
Edrones always do this, they obsessed over their new figure they get to shove up their ass then put it in the toy box to be forgotten. They did the same with Penta and Maye till they got expose as shitters

>>20544486
>AEWtists always do this, they obsessed over their new figure they get to shove up their ass then put it in the toy box to be forgotten
I corrected your projection. Hope you don't mind.

>>20544500
>Nah thats you
Sad, do better

>>20544038
He really hates the fact that he left AEW huh? Wonder how much merch he had of him lol.

>>20544509
But enough about what your parents yell down to the basement to you every day

>>20544531
Theyre just ribbing me, ok

>>20544038
we still trying to make this a thing? discord *tap tap tap* you guys there?

>>20544450
>e-drones liked Danhausen when he was in AEW. That's the thing.
They were making 3-4 posts per day spamming "sports like presentation" actually.

>>20544047
>Thunder
I think you mean Spurs

>>20544131
kek he was no response to this
>>20544112
give a answer faggot

>another day of talking about anything but pro wrestling
>another day of validating your childhish manboy hobby by saying "look at the mainstream attention"
>another day of "merch sales"

>>20545197
the same 5 people making the same 5 talking points barely keeping this board afloat

Danhausen isn't even from NYC and he has tried to uncurse two NYC teams wtf?

>>20544038
>Professional Sports are rigged and winners are often decided beforehand
>WWE is part of the Illuminati
>The Illuminati uses "revelation of the method" aka they tell you what they're about to do before it happens
Danhousen is letting you know who's winning the Finals this year. Simple as. Wrestling is often used a vehicle for putting memes and ideas out for the Illuminati.

>>20544038
>NBA: WFBM presenters
>ENHANCED: WFBM presenters
ZOGmerica must keep its Weimar conditions 24/7, huh?

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>>20544058
>No one gonna give a fuck about this clown in 6 months lil bro

>>20545991
Topkek

>>20544038
Poor GAEWfags...

>>20544078
you're a faggot for enjoying danhausen tho lol

>>20544120
>Strawman to not have to actually rebuke the argument
You’re dumb but think you aren’t and that’s the problem

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>"Tony Fumbled... Tony Fumbled..."
imagine owning an NFL team and your name became synonymous with fucking up constantly

>>20549066
This guy looks like he jacks off dogs for fun.

>>20549070
It's not fun for Anthony. It's a compulsive act.

>>20544078
>you don't even get to enjoy danhausen
Kek yeah I can't watch prowrestling without thinking about Tiny Kahn

>>20544486
GMS

>>20544078
we don't sign out posts here

>>20544038
Some people are calling it the fumble of the decade

>>20545991
bro wtf you can't post his picture here don't get banned

>>20551380
It's not all on Tony though. Once the Elite tricked Tony into firing CM Punk, they went after all his friends in the company.
They'll do a memoritorium on AEW's Death one day and they'll realize dumping Team Punk for Team Elite was the greatest mistake of all time.

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>>20545231
We call them fair weather fans. That's why AEW viewers are plummeting. Because it's raining SHIT!

>>20544058
you won’t be a woman in six months, or ever

>>20553688
Fry that troon

They don't call him "Fumble Khan" for nothing aka fumbletits

Pro wrestling used to be cool and fun. You guys are all faggot losers and this board is dying because of it.

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>>20555072
>fumbletits
You inspired me to create this

>>20544276
The majority of those people were using dial-up to check their email and that's it you disingenuous dweeb. This was still the era where you had to wait for an image to load.

>>20555273
Based knower.

>>20553688
Maybe he has two spirits inside him

why are grown adults giving af about this facepainted clown?

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>>20555278
Nope. You cannot be Pro Science + Pro Trans at the same time.

Actually, let's turn the temperature down. Can any anon on either side of the fence explain this shirt to me logically? Don't give me that two souls bullshit.

>>20555291
No one cares about you so what are you saying?

>>20544038
Don't worry trannies you still got lio rush LOL

Is that why they call him Tony "Always Fumbles" Khan?

Weren't you fags roleplaying he was gonna be in a movie last week. A dronie's headcanon cope is worth nothing.

>>20544038
Could wwe have asked for a better outcome? Imagine doing something so random they could easily write off then this happens.

>>20544058
>>20544058
In five years you're going to keep saying this as we have General Manager Danhausen.

>>20558039
I guess Tony's Dad even hates him. The Mom tried to commit suicide a few years ago and Tony blamed William Regal of all people.

>>20555273
>retarded zoomer trying this hard to weasel its way out of being wrong
>"p-people back then only used the internet for checking email!"
Kek I bet your tiny zoomer brain would explode if you knew people were streaming video on their dial-up modems in 1997.

>>20544052
Many are saying this.

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>>20558047
Roleplay? Headcanon? Larping?
All I know is that trans AEWpigs get BTFO on /pw/ daily
I love this place! Sorry that makes you cry :(

>>20556964
>lio rush
how/why is that racist still working?

>>20558287
Lol did he really?

>>20544038
Tony is a bum

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>>20558059
The Knicks vs Cavaliers game was crazy enough alone, but the Knicks winning 11 straight playoff games since Danhausen lifted their curse is something else.

>>20559005
Did Patterson, you know...

>>20544038
He mad

>>20544038
Why does no one talk about AEW?

>>20560759
OKC/San Antonio will sweep the Knicks

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Danhausen has discovered the art of earning tips as a wrestler. Smartest worker in the biz.

>>20563288
t>>20563288
hat's kind of scummy if he took the money

>>20544038
how great would it be if /PW/ media actually discussed Danhausen's 5 years in AEW and how nobody ever some once

but ya gotta protect Tony! that's what they're paid for!!

>>20544038
He won

>>20544038
Tony fumbled

>>20563288
Tony Khan pays people money to attend his shows

>>20555802
kek this danhausen simp is seething

>>20544038
He could have his dad pay and he would still fumble

>>20544047
They won't beat the Spurs

>>20544038
Danhausen made me so much fuckin money with these curses. Godblessyouhausen!

>>20544112
Cooked them with this one lmao

>>20544038
Tony fumbles everything he touches

>>20563288
Basedhausen

>>20544038
If the Knicks win the trophy, Danhausen is King of NYC. The shitty part is he's a mark and will post some corny ass follow your dreams shit over this instead of putting over that the gimmick is giving him money and attention.

>>20565143
We've been discussing Dirty Danhausen the Bootlegger Manhausen longer than that. We've been talking about him since his RJ City interview went viral. This issue is novelty gimmicks in AEW have to be like Orange Cassidy where they have a second and third gear. Danhausen will always be Danhausen, even when he's Evil Danhausen. There's no "he's gonna try"hausen, the joke is that he's Stalker Ichikawa and can get over without winning. The whole gag is he wants to be this huge entertaining yet evil star but they are at a disadvantage against the world in a fight. How can you work in a gimmick with "eternal jobber" burned into it into a company with elite in the name? WWE can make it work, they exist in muppet rules. AEW can't, they get shit every time reality is stretched.

>>20559005
So you're fat and watch WWE to process your gay thoughts? Most people watch NFL for that.

>>20559005
Here is one of those trans AEW folk who get pooped on daily on here >>20571320

>>20544038
Knicks vs Spurs is official

>>20544038
WE MADE IT TO SPORTS CENTER

I hope Basedhausen stays in Europe for a while so Wemby can win a ring

>>20544038
Wow he went mainstream

>>20576559
Mainstreamhausen

>>20544038
That's cray

Why did Tony fumble him? Because he was Punks friend?

>>20544038
So who does AEW have who can break into the mainstream???

>>20544038
Did Shad finally cut him off?

>>20544038
More time for orange cassidy

>>20544058
Next gen cope.
Tony fumbled.