Yup it do be like that
>>20550710hangman's reign tanked the company twice thoughbeit
>>20550714>worked by the new neilsen method
>>20550710AEW fans are poor
>>20550710Why is everyone in WWE 40-49 years old?
>>20550710The Criterion Collection is 98 percent faux intellectual nonsense so it's not the brag you think it is, faggot
>>20550710The only criterion collection movie i've even heard of was 1984 (and only because i read the book and looked up adaptations), so i guess it's a solid comparison to AEW
>>20550710So you're saying AEW is obscure and mostly shit?
>>20550710What the hell is a Criterion Collection?
>>20550710>criterion collection doesn't produce movies just like aew doesn't produce starslmaoooo>criterion collection just collects other companies' movies just like aew just collects other companies' wrestlerslmaooooo
>>20551723Put out art house movies, basically. It's not all bad but a lot of it is pretty shit and not worth anyone's time.
>>20551741The only good film Criterion rereleased was RoboCop
>>20551741So something niche for smarks of the genre that the average person has never heard of? Right to compare it to AEW then
>>20550710no one knows what the fuck that thing on the left is so yeah i guess it’s a good comparison for AEW
>>20550710both are pretentious reddit slop
>>20550710The most insufferable thing about AEW fans is that they have to pretend that two faggots stabbing each other with skewers is high art.
>>20550710Only the classic movie releases on Criterion are any good most of the modern shit is garbage just like aew
>>20551812'fraid so>>20551830You got a point but you just know OP thought this was a positive thing
>>20550710If WWE is Marvel, AEW is the gay section on Pornhub.
>>20552096kek
>>20550710Wiggas who say this shit never seen a Georges Melies joint in their life fr
>>20550710You're such a fucking retard.
>>20550710Cracka wouldn't know the difference between L'Avventura and Ace Ventura Pet Detective
>>20552214We'd know Ace Ventura is the superior film
>>20550714Many people are saying this
>>20552295AEWtists don't know about that ennui period fr, wiggas never seen L'Eclisse either no cap
>>20552096afraid so
>>20552408The older I get the more I hate art house shit, tbqhwyf. Give me a John Carpenter/William Friedkin joint any day.
>>20550710OP, a majority of posters on /pw/ are from third world countries like India, Pakistan, Brazil, Nigeria, etc. They don’t know anything about wrestling or movies. Don’t bother.
>>20550710Name your favorite criterion movie. Mine's investigation of a citizen under suspicion. Bet no one here can actually name a single one.
>>20552472Yes, Hangcuck Page is the equivalent of a Criterion film. If only we knew as much as you two fags.
>>20552510Clean, Shaven. Most of the collection fucking sucks and isn't worth defending.
>>20550710The Criterion Collection includes Salo:120 Days Of Sodom so, I agree with this one.
>>20552656My Own Private Idaho is a Criterion film
>all these seething Marvelcucks
>>20550714He’s just like 2002-03 brock
>>20550710wtf is the criterion
WWE is absolute CINEMA
>>20551723It's a company that buys the rights to various films and releases them on DVD and blu-ray. A handful of its early stuff was good like The Killer and Spinal Tap but then it fell off hard and about 99% of its catalog is garbage at this point. So it's actually a pretty fitting analogy for AEW.
>>20552096Topkek
>>20552847>rereleasing this post like it's a criterion collectionLMAO you can't make this shit up/
>>20552947Or the fed buying WCW and ECW
WWE and Marvels are for mental midgets but I don't see much crossover in fans when I meet these freaks irl desu
>>20550710>AEW is overrated shlock for pseudointellectuals (smarks)>WWE is the equivalent of a massive multi-billion dollar franchise that actually drawsWow, this really is an apt comparison OP
>WWE and Marvels Good morning saar. Did you do the needful?You also don't get out of your basement, so you don't meet people irl.
>>20550710This got the drones and marvelcucks seething. Soulless products for soulless people to make profit.
>>20553146One more post and it might come true.
>>20550710I have no idea what criterion collection is and I doubt anyone watches it so this sounds pretty accurate
>>20550710>Comparing something from August 25 to something from April 26
>>20552510The only Criterion Collection edition film I own is a Blu-Ray of Mulholland Drive
>>2055316799 percent slop that film geeks use to pretend they're better than everyone else because it's le weird.
>>20553160Just one yes to Jesus and (You) will be saved
AEW sucks
>>20550710>boring shit only pseuds pretend to like to seem cultured>something regular people who aren't bitter joyless souls can enjoy
>>20550710I genuinely believe I'm a more intelligent and fundamentally superior human being than you because I watch Robert Bresson films while you watch Marvelslop. People who watch Marvel flicks should be killed and their children castrated for furthering the artistic decline of the human race.
>>20550764new cope dropped
>>20552096Wouldn’t know, never check either of them out lol
>>20551577OP BTFO
>>20554717Many are saying this
>>20551577>>20551699>>20551719>>20551741>>20551830>>20551864>>20553115>>20554761
>>20555954This and Armageddon are the only exceptions to what you're replying with and it doesn't make any of that less true.
When you're in an insufferable contest and your opponent is an AEW fan
>>20556954Why are they all this way? It's wrestling. It's not that deep.
>>20556993
Funny that the fanbase who needs to see a flip every five seconds or they screech autistically considers themselves the art house crowd in this analogy
wwe is more janus films haha
>>20555954The ending is so bullshit though, why the hell did the cute The Cure fangirl need to become all pinky girly and shit. Stupid ass 80s standards.
>>20550710>WWE is a production company that makes wildly successful and popular cultural touchstones>AEW doesn’t actually make anything, just slaps their name on other people’s work and delivers to a niche audience of autistic weirdosActually pretty spot on
>>20557003What a maroon
>>20555954Yeah like I said Critereon had a few good releases but most of their catalog is garbage. Thanks for proving my point.
>>20555139I acknowledge Robert Bresson
>>20557499Billy Wilder is based and i wouldn't have gotten into his movies without Criterion. Kirosawa and Howard Hawkes as well. Sure, Criterion promotes a lot of arthouse shit but they also promote a lot of old directors no one talks about anymore who are fucking great. Also yes i realize Toni storm's gimmick was based off a billy wilder movie. Fuck AEW though.
>>20557882They do a lot of good but, like any kind of boutique brand or whatever you wanna call it, they pump out slop as well. I think what most people are getting at is that solely saying you like the Criterion Collection isn't some sure sign of intelligence or superiority. CC has been watering down their brand for fucking ever.
>>20557909During peak woke some black guy called them out for not having enough movies from black directors, and the guy running Criterion prostrated himself and promised to do better. That's why they release a lot more big Hollywood movies now like The Princess Bride. They have to subsidize all the shitty black movies nobody buys.
>>20557918It's amazing to me that a black person would even watch CC films in the first place.
