We got this Jerichads

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Ugh, Collisionchads. . .
Why do we have to share a thread with these Dynamite losers?.

YAM BAG JONES OVER HERE...but he kicks out!!

actually a better match than I thought

Based Jericho letting that mark KWAB himself

Can someone link game thread #2? I can't find it

>kneed him in the head with the lionsault
Time to leave you fat bastard

Probably one of the best Jericho matches in awhile

>dat codebreaker
>Dat moonsault
PLEASE RETIRE

>ricochet moving so jericho doesn't miss the lionsault
lmaooo

Atrocious finish there

>>20553057
sorry bud only elite sickos are allowed in the second thread

Bald guys have a problem with Jericho

why wont these baldoids leave jericho alone?

Jericho should hand ricochet a rolex for kneeing him in the face lmao...Jericho needs to stop that shit

how you know

EL PUTITO DE MJF

how you know

We need more wrestlers with broken English

How you know

if i'm tony i would definitely give andrade the world title eventually

>>20553085
Yeah, the ROH World Title

>>20553085
i think he will get it eventually for sure.

>>20553085
Probably better to save that one for an event in Mexico

>>20553085
on grand slam

This is the match

new lio rush gimmick got over with me i'm afraid

it's fine, it's fine

BIG DIMES LIO RUSH

BLACKHEART KINO

LIO RUSH ON DYNAMITE!!

BASED LIO RUSH GOLLUM

is this lil nigga's gimmick that he's tweaking on meth?

finn balor at home

Why is Excalibur burying TBS?

nigga gollum is over with me

>>20553118
he's fine, it's fine

nigga juiced to the gills and still does flippy shit. really funny (compliment)

2020 ass match

WTF BRIAN CAGE GETS PYRO NOW??

GOLLUM RUSH!!

Lio Rush, mayne lmao

HE SHOULD HAVE TO PASS A PISS TEST LIKE IN WWE

My dream tag team would be New Jack, with Lio Rush as his crackhead dog basically, and New Jack goes SICK EM...and Lio does the all fours run and attacks lmao

I like lios theme

rush needs to squash all these guys in like 5 minutes

this is a strange match

>Rush
>Lio Rush
are they related? brothers maybe?

Would kill to see Brian vs Buddy.

LMAO ROOSH IS A WEAK ASS BITCH

botch

>>20553143
they're twins

if you drank brian cage's pee you'd probably get superpowers

Cage looks natty these days bros!

Really hoping Brian Cage wins here.

Rush better win this match
MJF stole his title shot

>>20553147
Swoleverine will do that

Cage getting his shit in

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It's happening

>>20553150
now that you say it i do see they're alike

Brian Cage goes into a field and just starts biting cows when he is hungry

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>>20553158
>the suits are in town
>tony puts on pockets vs gollum lio rush
why is he like this man

>>20553158
>Unironically booking Pockets - Meth Gollum for them to watch
Tony has lost his last marbles

Brian Cage is natty. He naturally raised his testosterone by eating raw garlic

Brain Cage muscles

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Kek

>>20553151
or acute radiation poisoning

>>20553158
who is this nigga and why should i trust what he says

Why is Rush called The White Bull when he's Mexican?

>>20553168
Gollum Rush is dimes.

lio rush creeps me out
and I hate creeps and liars

TONY do not let Lio Rush do a head sissors shoot off over the ropes on a guy like Cage ever again

The gallop he does always pops me
He's truly committed to the gimmick

Brian "Brian Cage" Cage
(Mike "Mike Ross" Ross)
Brian Cage was awesome 12 years ago in Lucha Underground

>>20553158
this nigga typed his last name in moonrune what a fag

>>20553142
kino match

>>20553180
bulls tend to have black fur, so by comparision he's whiter than the average bull

>>20553188
Ty bot

>>20553158
>WBD execs in the audience
>Tony opens with Jericho vs Ricochet
>not opening with Bruv and the Death Riders
Ya blew it

>>20553185
Why not he clearly has crack cocaine strength. You ever seen a crackhead get tazed?

>>20553185
Shut up nerd

>>20553191
>this nigga typed his last name in moonrune
ok but how you know

Cage is a botch machine tonight

>>20553198
Seems more fent

>>20553170
normies like that slop man

OC going to yambag city multiple times on those ropes.

was there ever an in universe explanation to what happened to Lio Rush to turn him into a little freak

>>20553150
I caught that bit. kek.

Brian Cage looks ripped but also washed

>>20553093
This nigga is Jewish

>>20553204
cant remember the last time i saw him on tv

why is OC in this match when he's a tag champ right now

>>20553203
a good wrestling fan must be fluent in the 3 wrestling languages
english, spanish and japanese
if you don't have at least a B2 certification or equivalent you're NOT a real wrestling fan

>>20553219
the crowd needs a babyface to root for

>>20553211
no, he just showed up that way at the rumble match and has been crazed since. He's had a time or two where they've lingered on him while he rambles and there's definitely something he's trying to get across story wise, but it's very vague.

>>20553213
He's gotta be close to mid 40s by now, has been around forever

I don't know it's just because I'm beyond tired of the schtick at this point, but does anyone Orange has been kinda washed since he came back from his last injury.

>>20553219
why is lio rush in this match when he is obviously being possessed by some sort of demon

>>20553219
*trios

>>20553211
not really. prior to this was teaming with Andretti as The Cru. Andretti got injured and Lio Rush went through a change. Andretti returned a couple weeks ago on ROH and attacked Lio causing him to los a title match and officially end their team

>>20553219
If Frank Black doesn't make his royalties quota that thumb is going to get broken

JAKE DOYLERS WE ARE SO BACK

Jake Doyle is back

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What the fuck is going on?

DOYLE BROS WE'RE BACK

>>20553219
Because...

Forgot that Brian Cage is in the Don Callis Family kek

DOYLE RULES

Doyle is back

COME ON LIO

WHO?
>WHO?
WHO?
>WHO?

>>20553230
being possessed by demons is encouraged in wrestling
what are you talking about?

Cage shouldn't have to sell for Twinkage Cassidy

This is the most boring match in the history of Dynamite.

THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER

Roderick Strong now looks like an OG cast member of the Scream movies.

FUCK YES JAKE DOYLE!

Sooooo no buddy…

RUSHBROS, WE'RE GOING OVER!

Who the fuck is Jake Doyle

who tf is jake doyle?

Wtf isn't this a DQ?

who's bright idea was it to name the guy DOYLE. jake something was fine

Lio Rush doing this nigga has to be the most bravest thing in sports/wrestling.
It's near impossible to get this shit over.

no kairi or new day yet?

>>20553259
Imagine thinking Gollum Lio is boring.

>>20553270
he premiered as a tag partner with Mark Davis and got injured during the match.

>>20553266
October

>>20553275
4 way

>>20553276
TNA probably trademarked it to please their WWE overlords

Damn, Rush has worse bacne than MJF

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Machinebros, I don't feel so good. . .

>>20553278
they'll be available in july i believe

>>20553278
90 day no compete apparently

Rush is better than Okada.

>>20553277
Kek its true, I root for him. I am a mark and saw him at ROH house shows, and he always stood out

>>20553276
Doyle rules pleb, the unwritten rule for wrestling names should be that they sound good when you shout them.

¡NO PASA NADA PERROS!

Heel Kevin is kinda dimes

"the jet" kevin knight is just like swerve in that the only reason he's moved up the card as he has is because the AEW fanbase thinks "we need a black guy"

PORNOSTAR

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>heels vs heels vs heels

Renee looking beautiful, radiant, and thinner than ever...as always.

BACKSTAB BROS

i feel like the word of the day is always reunification

>>20553300
Swerve is at least decent on the mic.

Is Tony forcing his employees to work hurt?

What did Jet say that they muted???

>>20553314
amazing, isnt' it?

MJF will drop the belt to Briscoe

>>20553314
why would he do that? his biggest fault is that he's too nice

>>20553288
Brian Cage probably takes TREN which famously makes you extremely horny. Makes a lot of guys do gay shit and sometimes feet stuff

Jay White bros... surely the next promo is the moment we've been waiting for...

Honestly. I think this has been a pretty good episode of Dynamite so far.

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>It's time to party

>>20553314
>>20553317
edrones are so embarrassing

>>20553325
Is he still employed?

>>20553325
Jay White as a face? Nah man.

Did rush tap his hand for a mic, only to be cut off by Kevin Dyke?

WTF


TELL ME I MISSED IT AND THEY DIDNT CUT....
WHEN CHU MESS WITH ZEEEEEE BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Predict who interrupts MJF

>>20553329
Brian Last more like Brian FATASS. He's FAT. He's GAY

my wife jamie

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>>20553343

>>20553343
Dude Love

>>20553326
Yep. They've been trash for the last 3 years, and are finally getting decent again

>>20553343
Hangmaam

This Jamie actress is cute.
Can we please find a different Alex?

>CUT MY MUSIC CUT MY MUSIC
>NOW TURN IT BACK ON!!!!

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did they announce what they're doing with the TBS title yet

Jamie better be the wild card or my dick is going to be angry

How funny would it be if Jamie was the Wild Card

big 'brew

>>20553349
Please god we need Bullet CLub Gold so bad

>>20553363
Pretty Peter Avalon took the title over

BIG KIKE

>>20553349
>>20553325
honestly what the fuck is he even doing
he has to be fine by now right? like where the fuck is he

If the wildcard isn't Mercedes, who is it?

>>20553230
Nothing new. Mean Mark was splitting time between being an undertaker, a Satanic wizard, and the E's champ

BIG HEBREW
I
G

>>20553363
they're loading it into a rocket and sending to space so AEW has the first extraterrestial championship

This is SACRELIGIOUS!!!! How can this stand???

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>>20553382
dynamite is about to get a whole lot more YELLOWy

Why can't the other Jews just be like MJF? They should make him President of Israel

>>20553363
it's possible Willow will just stay champion if she will be back in a month

>>20553385
well congratulations to kris stat again then

Chris Benoit is in gorilla according to PWInsider

The Big Hebrew speaks.

>>20553393
willow has already vacated the title

Why didn't the commentary team mention anything about MJF throwing the belt in the trash?

MJF should say he bought Epstein Island

YOUR LOCAL SPORTS TEAM SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>20553393
She relinquished the title when she withdrew from the Owen

Max is going for that Flair record man

>>20553391
he's just a jew from long island

kek audience member got censored

First ever midcarder to hold that accolade

Buddy and Jay should come back together.

>MJF wearing an amazon bought chinese suit
Damn that nigga broke

>>20553412
Jesus was just the son of a carpenter

>>20553416
stable name: the sick wives club

>How many WWE references can I force into my promo

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>>20553390
i hope she got her ass back

BRISCOE BROS THIS IS IT THIS IS OUR FUCKING TIME

oh boy a filler opponent

>>20553404
Him and Darby in the AEW remake of Battle of Death Island on Little Saint James.

Are we really doing Briscoe vs MJF again?

the chicken farmer has some questions about a certain people of a certain tribe

>>20553417
+100,000,000 social credit

Briscoe???

Chicken

>>20553379
He has been injured too long too frenquently. Sadly, I think Tony might have given up on him like he did with Wardlow and Riho.

>>20553432
NAW I DON'T MEAN NO OFFENSE EM JAY EFF, BUT I GOT A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT EESRAEL

>>20553428
good filler at least

Friedman (hard FRIED)

>briscoe gets a tattoo in hebrew
>starts feuding with MJF
what the actual fuck did TK mean by this

>>20553432
And a certain statistic that's been thrown around for a couple of years.

>FRIEDMAN
what did he mean by this?

>No pop
Kek

YA SEE MAX WE HERE IN [CITY]

lol Mark Briscoe bird specialist

>south american beach penguins

>A penguin walking through the desert
That'd be a BADD ASS penguin

EXOTIC SOUTH AMERICAN BEACH PENGUINS

>>20553446
MJF will turn him into a golem

Briscoe is an expert at analyzing beaks

>>20553379
He'll win the casino gauntlet at All In, trust the plan.

>>20553457
mmmm now that penguins badass

This ain't it

>>20553464
most based thing AEW has ever done

This promo is telling some serious truths

NOW ARE YOU GONNA BE LIKE THE HOLOCAUST AND NEVER HAPPEN
OR ARE YOU GONNA BE LIKE 9/11 AND GET REAL?

>>20553464
if they had just waited a few months nobody would have been mad about this

Can we fast forward to Kenny Omega beating MJF?

kek emo freak

Has Briscoe been smoking? The tone of his voice is so low.

Good shoot worked shoot shit by mjf

>>20553477
Kino promo

a fentanyl zombie gimmick would be really over in Philly

I'm surprised we didn't hear about the tiny pickle

Briscoe has jewish lettering on his shoulder

Oh look a racist jew

>everyone from philly is poor
not wrong

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

>this lineup up of mid-card "contenders"

what the fuck lmao no one else is available to feud with MJF?

>There's levels to this.
Kek he said it

pleasantly surprised they didn't retread the dead brother shit again

JEW GETS THE HARNS

kek that part

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DOON DOON DOO
ROOSH
DOO DOO DOO
ROOSH

GO BACK TO BRISCOE HE'S FINE SORRY

>It's so fanny

Remember when Max gave Rush a suitcase of money and Mexicans were legit trying to rob Rush for it?

>>20553474
yeeeeah. briscoe's a great promo, but when he's in with someone a-tier, his promo has no weight.

>you're a KI-
RUSH NO

back to everyone hates mjf

Rush looks like more of a champ than MJF honestly

YOU GET THE WHOREEEE

>>20553506
Tony has all of his top talent in the midcard right now for some reason.

>>20553508
give him a couple of weeks

why does rush always say “jew gets the horns”?

>YOU GET THE WHORE

ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ

>>20553533
So you dont know

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YOU GET THE WHOOOOORE

lol

Imagine Rush decides to shoot on MJF and legit wins.

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>>20553533
Because sometimes
JEW GET WHAT JEW DESERVE

I really liked that

SIKE!!

Big miss to not call himself El Diablo, MJF just ain't it

>>20553533
it's a translation issue, he means jews have the horns

>>20553541
his matches are pretty much a shoot as it is anyway. didn't they wrestle a few years ago and it was pretty decent?

kino

every time mjf talks about "the devuuulll" it's just cringe

>>20553506
>saving ospreay for all in wembley
>kenny can't do singles matches more than maybe twice a year
>takeshita just won a different title and has to defend it
>moxley already has a title and is focusing on that and prepping ospreay
>okada is a heel
>swerve is a heel
>jericho is 10000 years old
>darby just lost it
there's pretty much nobody else, no
maybe andrade? that's genuinely it but he's clearly not gonna win it at this point
darby's reign was entirely composed of midcarders besides takeshita as well

eye of the tiger too expensive please understand

That was on the lower end of Rocky montages I've seen.

Lmao this some cornball shit

retard tried to drive the bus after the ppv and bottom fell off and anna had to fix it

Fucking dimes entrance for Claudio

Still funny that a Jewish guy calls himself the devil.

Why is Claudio wearing a mask

>>20553574
is this true
if it is anna really is the perfect broad

I haven't watched AEW in a while
Why does Claudio have a maygenkyo sharingan on his fucking head

>>20553579
He's cosplaying as Bane from BTAS

>>20553574
Anna is a good woman

>>20553577
Jews don't believe in a devil

>>20553579
he is a luchador

>>20553579
>>20553587
He began used a mask sometime after becoming CMLL Champion.

>>20553579
Hes the CMLL World champion try watching more dronie

>>20553579
So he can hide in the crowd before the entrance

NEW THREAD
>>20553594
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>>20553595
oh the mexican thing explains the naruto reference as well, thanks anon

I wouldn't mind a Claudio - Bruv final actually

>>20553596
he's not the CMLL world champion anymore hechicero mogged him

hefty chops there

STOP PUTTING ACE AUSTIN MATCHES EVERY FUCKING WEEK
ENOUGH

>>20553085
ok how u know

Why isn't AEW acknowledging Andrade's Global Championship win?

>>20553661
>Andrade's Global Championship win
But how they know?

The cameras were pretty funny

Very bad dawgs

Nana better not show his ass again

It took Speedball almost 2 hours to recover

Anna needs to wrestle naked

PPVs are good but fuck me the television is so boring

Jack isn't very jacked

The neon pants is a weird touch

HBO owes me Pip!

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