It is an established fact that literally every single wrestling booker/owner/promoter/etc has had sex with at least one of their employees. My question is, who has Tony fucked? Please dont mention men, that's low hanging fruit and i think this thread will be entertaining enough if we just postulate which AEW woman Tony has had sex with.My vote is Toni Storm. He just seems like he's into that type of gal.
>>20553400Nyla Rose
>>20553400Athena. Thats why shes stuck in ROH, she wont fuck him anymore
>>20553400he's a big fan of sasha and you know what that means
>>20553400He at the very least gave Larry the Dog a handy. Probably let him finish in his mouth. RIP
>no menTony definitely fucked Brodie Lee's little boy
>>20553400He's too much of an autistic nerd to be able to take action on a woman trying to let him hit for a push, but Thekla and Clark Conners forced him to watch and it awoke something in him explaining her push.
You know for a fact Tony sheepishly tried to ask one of his employees for sex and they just laughed in his face and he’s never asked anyone since
>>20553450Nah thats Tay Melo
>>20553450>>20553438>>20553415Come on guys... please stop, I asked you to not do this.>>20553430I was going to say Sasha too! Didnt she say that Tony lets her use his private jet whenever she wants?
thekla probably raped him but he liked it
>>20553466>You know for a fact Tony sheepishly tried to ask one of his employees for sex and they just laughed in his face and he’s never asked anyone sinceas funny as that thought is, i feel like the employee would just sue him for a metric fuckton of money
>>20553400This is a deep cut if you weren't following AEW during the CM Punk era, but I'm going to throw out the name Megha Parekh who's the chief legal officer of the JaguarsShe used to be the #2 executive in AEW behind Tony but stepped away to focus on the Jags (likely due to getting shit for how she handled the Punk situation, she was present during the backstage slapfight)
>>20553400Brodie Lee's wifeMartha HartProbably one of the ROH girls that nobody even remembers is on the rosterAubreyAnd that's it
>>20553400Tony Khan is asexual and absolutely without a shadow of doubt a virgin
You know there’s gonna be some shit to come out with Britt Baker eventually.>>20553684Fuck, I forgot about this bitch. Yeah, her too
>>20553400>Cripple fantasizing about what a 43 year old Autistic Paki does with his penis.Totally normal thought process...
>>20553482>its okay to pretend Vince Mcmahon was gay>b-b-b-but don't accuse Tony of that please, t-t-t-t-that's mean
>>20553470nice
>>20553723He probably thinks he's had sex with a woman, but he did something wrong and didn't like it so never tried again.>>20553762Vince was a lifelong homosexual who had sex with many men and probably a few ringboys as well.
>>20553762because as we know Vince had heterosexual sex with Shawn Michaels
>>20553400Mike Bailey
>>20553400What's the legality of this anyways? IRL I've met several women who dated/married their boss, but all the sexual harassment stuff made me think it was basically illegal.
>>20553949Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it's not extremely common especially in big corporations or companies where everyone is trying to do anything to get ahead. That's why NDAs are a thing
>>20553949>>20553958Also for blackmail purposes. It's pretty much how anyone in the entertainment industry gets a push
>>20553762I'm partial to WWE you stupid consolewarring faggot, Vince McMahon is unironically one of my heroes. Now stop putting words in my mouth you fucking brain rotted retard
>>20553400He doesn't have the dick to get past those cheeks.I bet he tipped her for some custom shit on her Onlyfans though.
If you cant understand why it would be more entertaining for a thread about TK's sex life to be spared the usual tony khan gay comments, then I cant fucking help you. That part.#iJustSaidThat #RapeThatFreak.
>>20553949It's usually an unspoken agreement. And I guarantee even Tony's autistic ass has done it. Such is the territory with billionaires.
>Another Pudrick thread>He's crying that people don't want to fantasize about another man's sex life with himBahahahahahahaha what a fag
>>20553949>I've met several women who dated/married their boss, but all the sexual harassment stuff made me think it was basically illegal.Probably because they didn't marry a boss who sexually harassed or coerced them so they had no reason to complainNor do cases of a woman extorting her boss for money usually involve marriage, there are much easier ways to go about that
>>20553400Mone
>>20553400Unironically Orange Cassidy. Tonedawg is a bussey connoisseur
>>20554036I am the one that took the screenshot you are using to mock me you fucking motherfucker..... screenshot from my /pw/ folder for proof....
>>20553400mariah may’s debut heavily implied that they fucked. the way she was booked kinda proved it
>>20553684i can see her as the office bicycle. like those slutty cops that fucked the whole department
>>20553400We all know the actual answer.
>>20553684Tony Khan is gay. He's been connected to Orange Cassidy, Daniel Garcia, and Ricky Starks, but never a woman besides that sex worker Shad paid to pretend to be his girlfriend for a few months.
>>20554475OP said this is not allowed
>>20554379>mariah may’s debut heavily implied that they fucked. the way she was booked kinda proved ituhh qrd? never watched gayew
>>20554376I don't care if you did or did not, or why that would even matter, I'm just here to make fun of you.You got all mad one thread when I was teasing you and insinuating you were the resident Dubliner on the board. Even started making whiny Vocaroos about it. Lmao, you're such a joke, dude.
>>20554514>one of her first appearances was a “private meeting” that heavily implied she was gonna fuck tony>immediately pushed to the top, booked strong, acting super slutty
>>20554600She fuck him in kayfab or shoot
>>20553400I'd be very surprised if Tony Khan isn't a virgin.
>>20553400>Please dont mention menIf you don't want to hear the truth, then why bother asking the question?
>>20554583LMAO I made this too you fucking retard. I was being tongue in cheek before but now I think you're just autistic and annoying. Never use my Files ever again. Faggot. Suicide, now!
>>20553400Tony hasn't had sex with any AEW women no matter how many crudely photoshopped pictures AEWtards post of Tony with women claiming they're "Tone Owned" or "Tone Bunnies." If Tony isn't gay, he's probably so autistic that he's asexual and only cares about being friends with all the big, strong wrestlers so his childhood bullies will stop shoving his head in the toilet and making him eat dog shit.
Red Velvet and Big Swole both talk about hanging iut with Tony, (Swole seethed about Tony smoking all her weed) and left under a cloud. Mone fucks all her bosses.
>>20554505OP is legitimately retarded.
>>20554677Murdered that bitch LOL. W pudrick !
>>20554681>Red Velvet and Big Swole both talk about hanging iut with Tony, (Swole seethed about Tony smoking all her weed) and left under a cloud. Mone fucks all her bossesIs this real? Lol
>>20554681That's weird, i see Tony as a big fucking cokehead over smoking weed
>>20554681There's literally no chance Tony smokes weed. His autistic brain would short circuit
>>20553400Pharaoh. That's why Cody left.
>>20553684SEXY lil brownmeat.
>>20553684I fucked her
>>20553400>Please dont mention men, that's low hanging fruitYou will never convince me Tony and Daniel Garcia arent fucking. It's literally the only thing that makes sense.
>>20554677This doesn't prove anything. All it shows is that you have them saved in your files. Lmao, not only are you a pathetic whiner but a liar too!>Never use my Files ever again. They're not your's and even if they were I do what I want you little bitch.>Faggot. Suicide, now!Sorry Pudrick, we don't post our to-do lists here.>>20554690LMAO YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF YOUR TRIPWhat a fucking samefagging little faggot BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>20554684
>>20554677Oof. Killed him!>>20554998REEEE I MADE THIS TOO ITS NOT LETTING ME POST MY ORIGINAL WITH THE FILENAME IT KEEPS SAYING DUPLICATE FILE>>20554980Leave me alone you little spaz, I'm going to bed.
Im going to sleep, sorry for the distraction--please proceed in this thread as if nothing happened. Bye.
>>20553684>Megha ParekhThis sounds like what name a TNA wrestler gets after leaving WWE.
>>20555095>Oof. Killed him! YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TRIP ONAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WHAT A MASSIVE FAGGOT!!>REEEE I MADE THIS TOO ITS NOT LETTING ME POST MY ORIGINAL WITH THE FILENAME IT KEEPS SAYING DUPLICATE FILE Ahahahaha stop lying Pudrick you utter 'tard>Leave me alone you little spaz, I'm going to bed.Awwwwwww, gonna cry little guy? There there, it's ok, you can go to bed now :)
>>20553400Why does that even matter to you, saar? ...oh wait, I think I just answered my own question.
>>20553450Let me guess, you're a big WWE fan?
>>20553516This. Can imagine her barging into his office and getting all over the little dweeb as he stammers like Woody Allen in one of his old movies. Bitch demanded the hop title while riding him.
>>20553684Was she the one he mentioned on Twitter as one of the people to parade around when Big Swolle accused him of being racist?
>>20553400Tony fucked Cody's dog. That is why the dog was so scared of "pyro"
