The Hulkster is up there, in Heaven
>>20557428Get baptised with a bandana on is awesome, brother
>>20557458feels good dude HH
>>20557428Where in the Bible does it say to OD on crack and fentanyl? He's in Hell, brothers.
>>20557428>tries to work Jesus with his lieskek nice try, Druggy D Bollea. enjoy hell
>>20557472he's up There and you're transgender
>>20557523nah>tries to pull a dusty finish on God>"that doesn't work for me, Hulkster">sends his ass packing to the Hell territory where he's a jobber for all eternity
>>20557536nah he's up There with Jesus and Warrior
>>20557545Jesus and Savage are up there laughing at Hogan and Warrior being raped and gaped by demons.
>>20557550i wish macho was in Heaven but hes a jewish im afraid
>>20557556Why wouldn't Macho be in the eternal locker room in the sky when his tribal faction is favored by the booker
>>20557573the only way to the Father is to acknowledge Jesus as your Chief
>>20557550>Savage>jew>in heaven with Jesus
>>20557585Yeshua (son of Panthera) was supposedly given a mega push, but it was a work We're still waiting for the true draw to get a rocket strapped on their back
>>20557598and there it is
>>20557556>>20557596you realise that jesus is a jew right
>wrestle for the Catholic faction>never go over clean, always cheat, always bury top guys from other denominations in a loser burns at the stake match>simply pay off their fines with the athletic commission when buying indulgences
>>20557596Jesus was a Jew thoughbeit
>>20557428>AAAH I'M SORRY FOR ADULTERY, LYING AND RACISM GOD I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN THERE BROTHER
>>20557428Just like nazis 5 minutes before death
>>20557428What circle of hell do you think the Huckster is in bros?>First Circle: Limbo - Unbaptized souls and virtuous pagans (such as Homer and Socrates) who are not punished, but lack the hope of heaven.>Second Circle: Lust - Those overcome by physical desire are swept endlessly in the dark by a violent, unrelenting tempest.>Third Circle: Gluttony - The overindulgent are forced to lie in putrid, freezing slush while battered by rain and hailed upon by Cerberus.>Fourth Circle: Greed - The hoarder and the waster clash against each other, pushing heavy weights while using their chests to batter one another.>Fifth Circle: Wrath & Sullenness - The wrathful violently fight each other in the swampy, muddy River Styx, while the sullen choke on mud beneath the dark water.>Sixth Circle: Heresy - Heretics are trapped in flaming tombs that glow hotter than a blacksmith's forge.>Seventh Circle: Violence - Divided into three rings for violence against neighbors (murder/war), against self (suicide/self-destruction), and against God (blasphemy/sodomites). Sinners suffer in a river of boiling blood, a burning desert, and scalding rain.>Eighth Circle: Fraud - Divided into ten trenches (Malebolge) holding seducers, flatterers, sorcerers, thieves, and corrupt officials who suffer boiling pitches, serpents, and mutilation.>Ninth Circle: Treachery - Divided into four parts holding traitors to kin, country, guests, and benefactors. Sinners are submerged in the freezing lake of Cocytus, with the very worst offenders chewed on by Satan himself in the dead center of the earthGotta be the 8th, surely?
>>20557625>>20557641>I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father except through Me.If you deny The Lord you don't go to heaven.
>died all alone with a needle in his veins as his only friendstraight to hell lmao
>>20557697He's a good contender for 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th, and 8th.Maybe it's a timeshare situation.
>>20557731That's a fact brother. Preach. He will burn forever
You’d think the master politician would be able to politic his way out of a drug addict gimmick and dying alone angle but God said “that doesn’t work me brother”. Safe to say Terry Jobella is burning in hell.
>>20557536hey anon, Ive got some bad news for you. remember that dimeless spook bad news brown? yeah, he's not up there anon. sorry you had to find out this way. oh, and i just talked to him through a medium and he said he didnt see hogan anywhere down there. i guess the booker doesnt care if that finish works for you or not:) but dont worry anon, because one day you'll get to meet bad news brown and all the other sinful ghetto thugs that you love so much:)
>>20557428Remember when Bam Margera posted this pic of the clouds near Hogan's funeral
>>20557598
>>20557428Nope. The Chudster is burning for all eternity, brother.
>>20558462bad news didn't see hogan because hogan is in the 9th circle of hell being raped and gaped by satan personally>>20558469>hogan>black and red sky (color of hell)kek god is such a comedian
>>20558469that image is proof that even god is a hulkamaniac brother. kill the hulkster and you only kill a man. the spirit of hulkamania will live forever and no communist doctor can ever kill it, nor can anyone else.
>>20558512holy based and blessed
>>20558462I thought Indians were good at using AI.
>>20557428This was before he became a scientologist. The Chudster is a heretical drug addict and is 100% burning in hell.
>>20558511nope, fraid not bozo, because i just got this pic of the 9th circle and guess whos there? thats right, its your disgusting jeet father, burning in hell because he chose to eat cow feces and drink cow piss to honor your family's false heathen gods. theres a commandment against idolatry, you know.
>>20558563>this pic of the 9th circle and guess whos there?hulk hogan?
>>20558577wrong guess, the 9th circle is reserved for traitors. and since we already know youre a commie leftyfag who is just butthurt that hogan helped trump win, that includes you. traitorous filth receive the worst punishments, so your eternity is going to be horrible indeed. meanwhile the hulkster is putting on main event bangers for the ages in a ring made of solid gold.
hogantranny is proof that the ancient indo-aryans should have wiped out the rotten race of the dravidian instead of merely enslaving them.
>>20558593>meanwhile the hulkster is putting on main event bangers for the ages in a ring made of solid gold.yeah in hell lol and he jobs to satan every night.
>>20558626lol even in your pic hogan is about to reverse that weak little choke and drop satan's jabroni ass with a devastating electric chair drop. even ai knows the hulkster always goes over.
>>20558662fraid not friend, the only thing that hogan is going to reverse is how tanned ass on satan's barbed cock, like he does every night.
>>20557428Chucking spear at the blacks down there, in hell
>>20558626but enough about chris kanyon LOL he's getting jagged pieces of hot steel shoved down his throat by satan every night. that is the fate of all faggots like you.
>>20558697you realise hogan had sex with brutus beefcake many times, right?
>>20558667learn to type, you revolting third world monkey. try wiping that "sacred" cow shit out of your eyes so you can maybe see the screen. oh wait your screen is probably coated in cow shit too.
>>20558711you're right i made a mistake, thankfully i can now correct that typo, unlike hogan who is dead and in hell.
yeah he's up there
>>20558722I guess the 8th circle of hell is up there if you're in the 9th.
>>20558704i realize that those old pictures of brutus the barber made you spew semen all over the dumpster (aka your house) but straight men like me and the hulkster just liked him because he was a funny character. oh btw beefcake wasnt even queer, he was married to three different women lol.
>>20558732>but straight men like me and the hulkster just liked himkek what a couple of queers
>>20558722there was never any question about that. on the day of the last battle, hulk hogan will lead the armies of heaven against satan's army of trannies.
>>20558742>he actually thought ed leslie was gay
>>20558762well linda hogan must have been wrong when she saw hogan with beefcake's dick in his mouth.
>>20558750it's heresy like this why hogan is in hell btw
>>20558720ah but you cannot correct the fact that you were born in the slums of karnataka. you still live in the rancid stinking dumpster behind the call center where your dalit mother first deposited you. but dont blame her, because she didnt mean to abandon you, little jeet. you see, she took a massive curry shit right before giving birth to you and she couldnt tell that shit apart from you. it was a very understandable mistake.
>>20558797>karnatakai don't know what that is, but thank you for sharing your indian culture with me.
>>20558784>thinks its heresy for white people to defend themselvesif you were literate, this confusion would not exist. you will always be the slave of the aryan. we can buy your lives for less than the price of a rifle. thats what happens when you overpopulate.
>>20558821no it's heresy to claim that a mortal man (much less a lying, scamming, adulterous junkie) would lead the armies of heaven.maybe read up on the bible, instead of your 3rd world indian poo religion.
>>20558805how could you renounce your hometown like that, anon? YOU HAVE DISGRACED CALL CENTER! DO NOT REDEEM SAR!
Kill all christcuck larpers
>>20558827but anon, no one suggested tony khan to lead the armies of heaven:)
kill all pearl clutching cancel culture faggots. the hulksters final gift was showing everyone that they dont have to be afraid of scum like that. he was a real american to the very end.
>>20558831you seem to know a lot about india, good for you, but as i'm a white 1st worlder, i don't.
>>20558836tony is rich and alive, whereas hulk is dead and in hell.i know which i'd rather be.
this one REALLY got the trannies upset it appears
>>20558870>>20558877lol like anybody is going to believe the words of an indian scam artist like you. you lost, troon. even in death the hulkster has made you his personal jobber.
>>20558892HOLY KWAB WITNESSED
>>20558892>believe the words of an indian scam artist like youbut enough about you
>>20558881I know right? Say Hogan is in hell (which he is btw) and the Hogantrannies come out seething.
>anon makes a shitpost image of hulk burning in hell with his own hands and talent >causes boardwide seethe that's still felt a year later and brown obsessed hulktrannies use AI like a bunch of soulless faggots to defend a dead crack addicted leathery faggotThe war has been long over. Now we just laugh at the losers still thinking they haven't lost.
>>20558892kek hogantranny has been cuffed and stuffed like kevin nash in 92
>>20557556Christianity is literally created by Jews
>>20557556He was Catholic.
>>20558892killshot
Kek Hogan do be in heaven
>>20558892cooked that pig
>>20558950Based. It's hilarious how they seethe to this day.
hulk d. hogan was condemned to hell in the stinky, sultry summer of 2025kwabotyfraid so
>>20557428That finish worked for Him, brother.
>>20558892this post blessed by christ and kek
>>20559356...at least until Hulk suddenly realized the light around him turned red and black and he starts screaming in indescribable agony again from the vision Satan showed him of what could've been right as a stake was being driven to his heart for the untold amount of times so far right before Satan uses his thorned cock to rip Hogan open and fuck his intestines. May God keep torturing the devious animal for all eternity. Amen.
>>20558892kek this one broke the hogantranny so bad hes writing whole novels worth of satanic gay porn. so sad.
>>20559491No, anon.
>>20559341it’s over hogan bros…
>>20559587I do not listen to heathens. God will strike you down. Amen.
>>20559767I don't know what happened to put this evil in your heart, anon, but I hope one day you are freed from it.
yeah he's up There, in Heaven
>>20559491Nash is 92ed on EarthHogan is 92ed in Hell
>>20559828I don't know what happened to put this evil in your heart, anon, but I hope one day you are freed from it. Amen.
>>20557428God doesn't existHeaven doesn't existHell doesn't existKeep telling yourself that they do though, that's funny.
>>20559896Hell only exists so Hogan can be raped.
>>20557472Based and factual post
>>20559916Cant see a lie there
yeah he's Up There
>>20557428> Known liar Hogan spouts another lie to save his skinHe may have tried to save his skin, but he couldn’t save his soul. He’s most definitely down there in hell, hades, the underworld, whatever you want to call it, wherever the light of God resembles the most distant of stars, where HIS warmth is replaced by the searing flames and the freezing snow of demons, that’s where Hogan ended up
>>20558892wow hogantranny is still melting down after getting completely destroyed yesterday. impressive.
>>20557428>an infinite, hyper intelligent god never thought about scumbags trying to game him by apologizing just before they dieThat's not how getting in works.lol
>>20561935speaking of melting down, the chudster is getting melted down every second of eternity in the lava pits of hell, only to be inflated again so demons can fist his anus with their four fire arms elbow deep
>>20562062Not a good time to be a hulkamaniac
>>20562062I'm not sure it's as cartoonishly graphic as all that, as far as being tortured by fire & brimstone demons goes, but he's definitely suffering forever in a pit of eternal despair and loneliness in recompense for his many sins. That much I do know to be true.
>>20562262lol stop samefagging you butthurt bitch. one of the reasons that hulk hogan is immortal is the fact that he will always live rent-free in your head.
>>20562299The reason he is immortal is because his immortal soul is down there
>>20562299That was my first post ITT. Please stop crying.
>>20562379Sad but ultimately true.
>>20557428You can't be both racist and christian. You just can't.
>>20559491HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD
