>*is a bitter sack of shit in your path*
>>20558092It turns out Bret was the biggest and most worked mark of all. Sad!
>>20558106It was always a fact but was suppressed by pre-internet marks. Really everyone from the 80's and 80's are their own version of being bitter faggots. This is due to only 1% of all of them making any real dimes, 9% almost making dimes before getting pushed aside by the 1%, and the other 90% only getting money because of that 1%
>>20558092You look at someone like OP and go "What has he ever really... done?"
>>20558092
>And he says, in an interview, that he didn't like working with me because I didn't hit him hard enough. And I say, hey Bret. Who would you rather work with, who would you rather have matches with, for the next five, ten, fifteen years of your fucking career? Me? Or Goldberg who kicked you in the fucking head and gave you a god damn stroke and now you drag your foot around and you can't even get your dick hard.
>>20558092GOLDBERG kicked you so hard in the HEAD and now you can't even get ya dick hard.
>Euuugugh eueuuuguggh my eye's hanging down eugugghgh my left nut hurts euuggghh its fucked up from the stroke eughgghhnn.
>>20558092#1 brother piss drinker
>>20558160Jesus Christ kek
>>20558092I don't look like this tho
>>20558160>>20558166love bret but HTM destroyed him here, can't lie.
It was a gay magazine
>>20558092>yourIt's you're path you dumb ESL.
>>20558092His zodiac sign is Cancer
>>20558092you just described every AEWpig on this board
>>20558092i want to kick his head like goldberg did
How come Bret doesn't shit on Vince Russo as much?
>>20558160>Honky said something one time, THAT SORRY AMERIFAT. I'd shove this fucking thing [holds up a maple syrup bottle] so far up his cocksucking fucking ass. He says one time that I got my stroke from working with unsafe shitters. Hey Honky, you motherfucker, you couldn't even work with the SAFE shitters and you were the midcard champion! I was the world's champion and still made jobbers look good. How many shitters did you get over? I put over Yoko. Davey Boy. Tough one to get over... Tom Magee. Shawn. How many fucking shitters did you get over?
>>20558206Good grief
>>20558092He's bitter cause deep down he knows Bret screwed Bret.
>>20558160>>20558166What is it with these old fucks that get forgotten by time that just desperately seek to drag down everyone else more successful? Literal crab bucket mentality
>>20559148Worked
>>20559148Honky Tonk was based and absolutely obliterated Bret
>>20558160>>20558166Honky Tonk was peak
>>20558092But enough about me
>>20558092Truth hurts
>>20559155He wasn’t and threw a hissy fit about dropping the belt to Macho Man whose longevity literally lasted from the 80s to 2000s compared to Honky coping about being a relic from the 70s to 80s and STILL being pissed about Macho Man.
>>20558092Yes, but he turns it into a draw because he goes after people we don't like.
>>20558903>How many fucking shitters did you get over?Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan...I mean Honky's got names if you wanna name names.
>>20560325Hacksaw and Hillbilly Jim would be two more.
>>20560276both Macho and Honky were relevant for the same length of time, from the mid-80s to the late 90s
actually Honky in the 2001 Royal Rumble was more recent than any relevant Savage in-ring match or moment so you could argue Honky was relevant for slightly longer than Savage
>>20558160Honky is one of the GOAT shoot interviews
>>20560396Honky had a whole massive second career boom as a shoot wrestling interviewee. Really one of the first wrestlers to be famous on youtube.
>clears throatBill Goldberg
>>20560403and he's been in relative good health and well off for a very long time now, seems to me he did just fine
why did Bret Hart and Jerry Lawler have to get strokes and not the Honky Tonk Man? it's not fair
>>20560422cause he's cool he's cocky he's bad
>>20558092Read that as better sack of shit and its still true. Brap the Shitman Fart
>>20558903Bret doesn't have a potty mouth like the golem yank that you are
Based HonkyTonk
>>20558092kwab>4/10 leaf>raped by family in your "dungeon">hurt yourself and blame it on goldberg>permanently salty about your blown out anusare hbk and bret the gayest faggots of the 90s?
>>20558092>worked retards into thinking he's the goat just by claiming to be the bestdude has literally zero charisma, never was truly the guy.
>>20561475he never even looked like a goat like wtf
he was good but he was no Ultimate Warrior
>>20558092He might be bitter and mad, but you can’t call him wrong! Everyone in this thread is kicking and screaming because they don’t like the way Bret spoke. You all cry as much as Bret, except he was right about everything
this match ended bret harthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89BPNcsL7QIbret must've cried like a baby watching this realizing he's been surpassed
>>20558260That explains it.
>>20558092Op has BDS. Get a clue fatass.
>>20561475He was a believable character and still is to this day, as evidenced by all of you worked bitches. You probably even thought he actually hated America.
>>20561596this. The fact people still get worked by Bret goes to show that he truly was the best there is and best there ever will be
>>20561475This checks out
>>20561475same thing cm punk did too, which even he'll admit was just him copying bret.goes to show a large amount of the wrestling fanbase are easy to manipulate.
>>20558160>>20558166BASED
>>20558092true but he's not wrong
>>20558160>>20558166lmfao absolutely ethered by a midcard elvis impersonator. says a lot about the state of the business now and then when guys like gillberg and honky tonk man can cut better promos than punk or mjf
