>>20561649boil it down for me brother, I’m too busy working a work to read all that
>>20561649promo's good
Cena isn't as bad as everyone said he was in 2008 but he's nowhere as good as everyone says now. At his best he was just a sugar-free early 90s Sting.
>>20561649Just imagine you're this great guy that everyone loves for real. You have natural charisma and people like being around you. Everyone decides to prop you up as the next big thing, and it works. All of the kids love you and you even turn into a meme (in a good way), but then they start wheeling in the dying children who just want to see you - literally just see you - once before they die. Being the great guy that you are, you spend time with as many of them as you can. You even break the record for Make a Wish wishes granted. Everything's still going great but they just keep wheeling those dying kids in and it starts to hurt after a while. It gets harder to maintain the positive attitude that they admire you for, but you soldier on. Eventually, you become known as the guy who fulfills dying kids' wishes, just for granting them with your presence since you're such a great guy, you know? But you can't help but to wish that endless train would stop. Sometimes you even wish that you might get a chance to ask for a wish yourself, and better sooner than later. But for now you have to keep up the act. Pretend that you're not slowly dying, too. Keep going through the motions even if everyone can tell that you're just going through the motions.
>>20561649Fine speech, unironically. Cena fucking sucks and killed the business. Triple H is just beating the dead horse with his awful boring booking
>>20561649I know this forum. I'm glad it's dying.
Not reading all that. John Cena is clearly autistic, yes, but that’s not a bad thing.
>>20561649There’s a lot of this that makes sense, but cross posting your rant on 4chan makes you look like someone who’s never been close to a vagina and needs validation from online forums.
>>20561649All of this is true and the part about WWE creating WWE fans rather than fans of pro wrestlers is the most accurate part. It’s the ultimate soulless perspective. The old /asp/ meme “I don’t watch WWE, so I don’t care” was so effective because it’s the ultimate negation of their personhood
>>20561649You should go back to whatever gay website that is and stay there
>cena was the first npc championPretty much sums up his point, not one lie detected
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