Congratulations to the Rated R Superstar Adam Copeland. This is his first 5 star match of his career
A modern 5 star is just an old 4.5
>>20561854This is awesome....clap clap...clapclapclap....this is awesome...
>>20561854Only one left without a 5 star match is Orton. It's looking grim for the viper
>>20561854Nobody but fat retard incels care about your Hebrew stars dave
>>20561854must've been all those botches that did itthe more botches, the more stars
>>20561867
>>20561867using the word incel unironically exposes you as a tourist. go back
>>20561858this match would've been lucky to get 1 star with all the botches it had.every old star rating needs to be readjusted or disregarded entirely
>>20561863cooked that pig
>>20561874
>>20561863dave is becoming exceedingly efficient at roasting the pigs
>>20561854>COPECAGE vs FTRJesus, that match must've been awful
>>20561883and inefficient at rating matches>>20561854>This is his first 5 star match of his careerNO IT'S NOT FUCK YOU I'LL KILL YOU HIS FIRST 5 STAR MATCH WAS AGAINST MICK FOLEY AT WRESTLEMANIA 22
>>20561893nah it got 5 stars, didn't you see the OP image?
>>20561898didn't you see this?>>20535116
so this corrects that
>>20561854Is this the match where Christian's hand was through a cinder block, and somebody was hitting the cinder block with a hammer and Christian was pretending it was hurting him for some reason?
>>20561863>tweet's been up since April 6th>19 likesI see why you cropped it out kek
>>20561925Yes. it's that match. meltzer gave it the full 5 stars, tells you all you need to know
>>20561925It's wrestling, you retard. Irish whips and cookie sheets.
Nobody that matters gives a fuck about Dave's opinion, his star ratings are based soley on his feelings and he's an autistic hack.
>>20561931wow you're not too bright are you
>>20561854based Christian carrying edgetty to a 5 stars
>this garbage match got the same rating as okada/takeshitaIf there was ever a time to use the Dave meme scale, it's here. There's no world in which these match are of equal quality.>supposedly better than mjf/darbyObjectively awful take.
>>20561874praising hebrew stars unironically exposes you as a tourist. go back
Demented Dave thinks this is better than every Randy Savage match
>>20561927I didn't post that in regards to the match in OP, I posted it because meltzer has repeatedly sperged out like a moron about his own made up ratings which btw totally aren't his opinions. You don't know his opinions. >>20561872 Few do.
>>20561931This is indefensible.
>>20561936What am I wrong about, lowercase tranny? It's called suspension of disbelief. Watch UWFi/RINGS/Battlarts if you want "realistic" pro wrestling.
>>20561965HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20561965hahaha no wonder this zionist boomer is seen as the iwc lolcow
>>20561965>5 star match>30 second long botch
>>20561971>stop caring about that's it FAKE, these stars are REALDavedrones really are something else.
this dude rated the women's blood and guts match 4.5 stars which was like 50% botches. He's a fucking joke.
>only 1 tag team feud>already 5 stars>still have yet to wrestle the Bucks>have yet to wrestle Bucks & FTR in a TLC matchEdge & Christian are about to go on a run that eclipses their work in 2000/2001
kek this really got the e-drones seething
>>20561965>TONY DON'T WORRY I'M COMING
>>20561965to be fair any match that has community theater level acting like this gets high scores form dave. he thinks it gives wrestling legitimacy or some shit
Edge vs Taker hell in a cell should be 5 stars
>>20561965He's already shitting himself itt after you posted this lmao
>>20561996anon no one on here actually watches aew or wwe
2026 the year where Roman and Edge got five stars
>>20561854Double or Nothing > WM17Edge&Christian vs FTR > TLC2Simple as
>>20561990Insanely grim thing to say
>>20562005so why are so many people raging itt?
reminder the only reason TLC2 didnt get 5 stars was because of the Jeff botch.
>>20562015>making fun of fat davedrones jerking off over imaginary hebrew stars>raginglol
How many 20+ year veterans have gotten their first ***** thanks to AEW now?
>>20561985>reddit spacingI hate Meltzer, think he and his stars are a joke, but you have to go back.
>>20561965You have to be retarded to enjoy AEW
reminder the guy here who gets mad when you make fun of dave pays actual real money to listen to his stutter through a podcast every week
>>20562015thats kinda what these brownoids do here they just console war and talk to each other on discord
>>20561882I thought it was 1992 Detroit.
>>20562015Can you point out the posts that you're projecting your anger onto?
>>20562049
>>20561971It was literally impossible for the chair to hurt or even fucking touch Christian's arm with it being protected inside the cinder block. The spot made no physical sense. Christian selling for it made no sense. You're humiliating yourself by trying to run damage control for it.
>in their mid 50s>has the greatest opener in PPV history>5 stars
>Copeland needed Christian to finally get those five stars he's tried so hard to get for the past six years
>>20562064>>has the greatest opener in PPV historyStill Bret/Owen
>>20562040>humiliating myselfOh no, the wrestling board on 4chan. However will I live this down.
>>20562058>4 month old tweet gets 24 likesWhy do retards here simp over this boomer again? Its getting really cringe
>>20561893I hate ftr. But it was actually a great match. Old people still got moves. I liked the dogs fucking up the senior citizens on Wednesday though.
>only thing Peepfag could do was hold a 5 star match above edges head >now edge has one Grim
>>20562069Nah, still Punk/Drew Hell in a Cell
>>20562069afraid not
>>20561931Cookie sheets are just a prop and irish whips can be rationalized as the guy just trying to keep the momentum it's really not difficult to grasp if you have a White person's IQ (you do not)These small compartmentalisations are different from something not abiding the laws of physics
>>20562075tag matches don't count just like multi man matches don't count. only 1 v. 1 fivers put points on the board. christian still clears
>>20562080>9.44 on cagematchCopecage vs FTR has an 8.24Study Cagematch and get back to me.
>>20562071and you know half of those were people saving it to laugh at kek
>>20561854Now that he's collected his Meltzer sticker stars can he finally retire ?
>>20562083Damn I guess Christian has 0 then.
>>20562075No non-faggot agrees with Meltzer's opinions or thought this or the Full Gear '21 match were 5 stars, whatever that is.
>>20561854>>20561854>>20561854>>20561854YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20562104Dull Queer sucked too
>>20561931>turn your brain off because I don't have oneIs this the trick to enjoying aew
>>20561965SWEEP IT UP DAVE
>>20561965oh the dronies are maaaaaad lol are you upset Cope didn't re-sign with WWE?
>>20562104you remember the match. you even recall the ppv it happened at
>>20562079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAua4G9yHx4
>>20561989
>>20562082I'm white, plenty smart, and have been watching this shit for longer than you've been alive. I don't need you explaining anything to me.>compartmentalisationsProject harder, bongoloid.
>>20562132>I don't need you explaining anything to me.Evidently you do since you still fall for the irish whip fallacy rakesh.
>>20561965lmao five stars mean nothing anymore. maybe dave still thinks he can influence paramount into not canceling this shit
this proves dave doesn't even actually these matches himself anyone. does he even write the WON anyone or does he use AI or a ghostwriter? the F4W twitter uses obvious AI for every post so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>20562110Where I did I say it was good? It got a high rating because people still cared about AEW in 2021 (you can pretend they didn't have momentum that year, but they did before going off the rails the next) and it was cathartic to see the good guys go over the dipshit heels.
>>20561965This isn't a botch. This was intentional. They deliberately thought this was a good idea.
>>20561854It was a great match and culimination of a feud. fully deserving of the rating one of the best tag team matches in history
>>20562152many such cases
>>20562112You're so smart for thinking it was a stupid spot. Here's your cookie, faggot.
>>20562158thanks fatso
>>20561854The funniest part is that you all care so much more than he ever could. He's had 5 star matches across his entire career. Dave's opinion holds too much weight way too many of you. Even if it's as a meme. I assure you the man's day will go unchanged by this
new day five star match incoming
>>20562167>Dave's opinion holds too much weight way too many of you. We're laughing at Dave because he's become a lolcow lil bro
All this seething because Street Profits vs. Vikings Raiders 736 will never get *****
>>20562167why lie about something so easily provably false? he rages at randos on x (formerly twitter) ALL DAY he's just as pathetic as you are
Paul never got a fivey. KWABOTY
Does this improve Adam Copeland's chances of going into the WON HOF?
>>20561854Grim.>>20562188Trips vs Foley at the Rumble '01 was a fivey for me
>>20562179>AEWtist trying to change the topic to WWE because this thread's going very badly for Dave and AEWlel
unoroincally, he can retire in peace now.the only reason he came back was because he never got a 5 star match and it mattered to him for some reason
>>20562199Well no one cares what you think. Dave is a taste maker and trendsetter.
>>20562179>aewtists can name more wwe tag teams than the people that mock aewEvery time
some of the names on this list that have had a 5 star match is embarassinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_wrestling_matches_rated_5_or_more_stars_by_Dave_Meltzer
>>20562217It's pathetic that he never had a 6 start tbqh. Like Will Osprey has over a dozen. Why does COPE cope so much?
>>20562228So, you admit you have no idea what you're talking about. Why bother to comment, then?
>>20562183>he rages at randos on x (formerly twitter) ALL DAY he's just as pathetic as you are>why lie about something so easily provably false? Imagine being this blind to your own irony. Go ahead then and show me proof. Let's see all the raging he's done all day> just as pathetic as you areJust say you give Dave $15 a month like the loser you are
>>20562236>Will Osprey has over a dozenthen Lex Luger should have over 150
TLC2 will be remembered more than any 7-star match that has ever happened
>>20562244>if you don't know every shitter team in wwe you can't talk about wrestlingaewtists? the biggest edrones
>>20561882>>20562058>Nobody is safe in wrestlingGrim
>>20562258clocked and sliced
>>20562263
>>20562280OH NO NO NO NASH NEVER GOT PAST HIS TRAUMA!
>>20562258>>20562269This loser doesn't even watch what he shitposts about.
>>20562301>you don't watch WWE so you can't talk about AEW matchesaewtists self-reporting massively as dronies kek
>>20562301>>20562307no one here watches wrestling, stupid
unironically, why are dronies seething about this. i dont get it
>>20562317>droniesyou mean the aew fans?
Why do spergs get so upset when people laugh at Meltzer?
>>20562324Because if you discredit Meltzer, you are discrediting the only semi-legitimate person going to bat for AEW left.
>>20562345>only semi-legitimate>person
>>20562280This tweet is funny but Kev was right
Anytime Dave likes something that really pisses people off for some reason
how will Bubba cope knowing Edge & Christian got a 5 star match as a team and the Dudleys & Hardys never did?
>>20562478thats what makes it funnier
>>20561854Why does anyone care about Meltzer stars? Its one person's opinion.
>>20562581Fuck you lil drone
>>20561965>>20561973>>20561975>>20561979>>20561998>>20562004>>20562036>>20562137You realize this was a comedy spot right? It was done on purpose to show how ridiculous the stipulation for the match got to that point of the match. No different than when tag team matches do the elbow drops and miss in the middle of the ring. It's to take a breather and laugh a bit, you retarded e-drone
>>20562490only match with any of them that I rated 5 stars was the ladder tag match at No Mercy '99 between Edge & Christian and the Hardys. sorry Dudleys.
>>20562581uh its not his opinion, bigot. you wouldn't know his opinion anyhow. >>20561872
>>20562593>I ratedNo one cares what you think. You're a nobody.
>>20561854I STILL can't believe they call him "Cope". Jesus christ.
>>20562592>It's to take a breather and laugh a bitOh I'm laughing alright, I love laughing at AEW.
>>20562592>You realize this was a comedy spot right?kwab they are now repeating the fucking same cope for >>20562156
>>20562608>>20562607You're literally a fucking moron with no brain
>>20562611>You're literally a fucking moron with no brain
>>20562604When you act up tony puts you in the cope cage
>>20562604Its Coper now
Randy Orton is the last man standing... The one man who can't get 5 flakes
>>20562603You seem upset>>20562633You're mistaken. He did get 5 stars against Mick Foley at Backlash '04
>>20562662that match with Foley got 4.75 star rating. it was Randy's highest rated match. has never reached those heights since.
>>20562592>You realize this was a comedy spot right?Disgusting cope. End your life, pig.
>>20562678And with that it's Foley's 4.75
>>20562592So Dave gave five stars to a comedy match? Jesus
>>20562678No it didn't. I just told you it got 5 stars. maybe you rate it 4.75 but you are wrong. it is 5.
>>20562592i know you're false flagging but there are some 'tists that awould actually cope like this
>>20562694You made me look it up and it turns out Randy's match with Foley is actually way lower rated lmao
>>20561965I'm genuinely convinced dave doesn't actually pay attention and just goes off how many times Excalibur screams per match
>>20562703Perfect example of dave getting more generous over the years
>>20562703That's not the rating though, is it? I said it's 5 stars.
>>20562703>9.38Better than most five star matches today desu
It's genuinely impossible to reconcile the current Observer rating system with 40 years of history. Unless you believe every match is a match of the year candidate. If almost every PPV match for the preferred promotion is ****1/2 that means 4.5 is the new ***
yeah, I'm sure when his career is over and done this is gonna be the match everybody remembers
>>20562721He's so biased towards WWE it's insane
>>20562721>that means 4.5 is the new ***Well Dave has a 7 scale now so it kind of is5 stars don't really matter anymore
>>20562721Not really. Matches got better because current wrestlers have access to more information, more matches, more tapes, etc.
>>20562683reminder that was legitimately the same thing they said about the >>20562156 spotEven going as far as to make a youtube video laughing at people who were "so stupid" they thought AEW would actually do that for serious!
>>20562734>Matches got betterwhere, when?
>>20562603>You're a nobody.So is Meltzer.
>>20562749turn on your monitor
>>20562734>thinking the current crop of """wrestlers""" watch anything other than slowmo compilations of their own gymnastics
>>20562734>Matches got better
>>20561854Yeah, I'm thinking Cope still got it.
>>20562734>Matches got betterMatches these days are just shitty versions of mid-2000s NOAH jr matchesIt's a perfect example of how doing more can mean significantly less and be a reduction of excess
>>20561965
>>20562592Many are saying this
>>20562808Dave.. your mind is going, Dave....
>>20561965I don't know what am I supposed to be seeing here. Where's the botch?
>>20562754nah what matches got better though, where?
>>20562015>many peoplewith luck there are 5 schizos talking to themselves
Matches did not get better
The whole “5 stars in the 80s is 3 stars today” almost feels like a way to post-hoc rationalize how much looser he is compared to even just a decade ago. A shame. His tastes have always been off but I remember being a teen and his 5 star ratings feeling like an event.
>>20562874uh the stars aren't based on his opinion STUPID
It's really weird how all these 50 year old wrestlers suddenly become capable of having 5 star matches when they join the promotion owned by Dave's friend.
>>20562884Many people are exposing this. Dave needs to be sued.
>>20561854Based, it really was that good.
Lots of piggies squealing today
>>20562922The cinder block webm got posted bro. It's too late to pretend this shit-tier match was good.
The Rated R 5 Star SuperstarrrrrrrrrrrADAM COPELANDDDDDDDDD
meltzer is the least knowledgeable person in wrestling history. if you're willing to listen to him, then everyone else's opinions and ratings should be equally valid
>>20562984he literally rivals cornette in autism when it comes to knowing every little detail in wrestling since the 60s
>>20562884They always had great matches in WWE. It was more an anti-WWE bias than a pro AEW.
>>20562971soup or star*
>>20562997he doesn't get or understand wrestling at all though. he doesn't know what he's talking about. he's the least qualified person in the world to be writing or talking about. he really doesn't even like it. he has no idea what works and what doesn't work.
>>20563023almost like he's been making up stuff and charging for it for 40 years or something
>>20562884>>20562900Its pretty crazy how hard tony and dave work all these simp marks
>>20561854that garbage match got 5 stars, please retire dave
For me it was a dud cause of the cinderblock chair spot. Just blatantly fake.
>>20563023He'd rather be an MMA journalist and tried to transition to mainly that when the UFC got hot in the mid '00s, but he wasn't accepted even though he'd been following MMA from its inception. He hasn't really been enthusiastic about wrestling since 2001, along with most of the world.
>>20561863Honestly of Angles best matches like 95% of it is 5 star worthy but fucking hell dude was wrestling at a time when nonsensical screwy finishes or massive bitches were prevalent
>>20563696Angle gets perma 5 stars from me in like half his tna work just because of how he gives it his all and remains based in every scene he's in.
Anyone else remember Edge marketing that match with Orton as The Best Wrestling Match Ever? Dude clearly cares about these things
>>20563710edge has never marketed any matches, his own or anyone else's. he's just wrestles.
>>20563710he cares a great dealhis entire WWE run after that Orton feud was him demanding to work with work rate guys like Seth, Styles, Finn
>>20563710
>>20563731What a mark
>>20563719SRS and Thurston both reported it was Edges idea
>>20561858It’s obvious meltzers just giving out 5 stars as seniority bonuses these days
>>20561965Angle vs Benoit Rumble 2003 doesn't get 5 stars because ??????This nonsense botchfest gets 5.>>20562858They stand around doing nothing because they fuck up hitting Christian with the block, but Christian stays there selling and FTR not bald has no idea what to do.Then they do the moronic spot of putting his hand in the block instead of just beating his hand with the chair. It looks dumb.And FTR bald hurts himself because the shockwave (kek) of hitting the block with the chair comes back up and gives him a stinger.
>>20562067peepchads win again
>>20562592This one got them squealin
>>20561854this was a 4.5 but dave was worried adam might kill himself if he didnt get a fiver
He's had a ton of matches better than that that didn't involve his wife running in for him.
what was worse this slopfest or the okader vs takemyshit cringefest? dopey davey gave both 5 stars like the mongoloid he is
>>20561925Phil vs Roman was kino & that had Roman blatantly hitting Phil with steel steps & not getting DQ’d by the ref. Good matches don’t require every spot be perfect
remember none of these ratings matter until meltzer goes back and rates all the matches on tape that pre-date the WON and his first ratings.
>>20561863I think the bigger problem is those are three star matches that offer nothing new and don't do the old in spectacular way.
Sorry folks. Needed more wife run ins and silly cinder block spots
>>20566097>WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
>>20564516>And FTR bald hurts himself because the shockwave (kek) of hitting the block with the chair comes back up and gives him a stinger.Nobody respects how dangerous vibration injuries are until they KWAB themselves and lose all feeling in their fingertips permanently.I hope FTR Bald is alright.
>>20561854He's still behind Christian
>>20566461this gimmick is not getting over anon
>>20566937>but how else will i be the bookerman?
>>20561854based COPE
>>20561864Foley vs Orton was 5 stars by his definition. I don’t care
