>conquers mexico without firing a single shot in your path
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>>20568849Vampiro did it first
>>20568849No one knows him besides wwe fans lil bro. He hasn’t conquered shit
>>20568874Kek fpbp
>>20568884Vampiro’s the only valid white guy in lucha libre. He actually paid his dues, and wrestled in AAA before it became trendy. He’s invited to the carne asada any day
>>20568849Oy vey this is an assault to our sovereignty
>>20568925Meanwhile in burgerland
His biggest challenge will be protection from cartels and I mean that with total sincerity. They have massive melties over random shit and don't care who dies in the scuffles, and have threatened AAA and indie promoters for not paying protection fees before.
>>20568948if they are retarded enough to hurt a WWE wrestler then Trump will have his excuse to do a military operation against the cartels.
>>20568948They’re not gonna mess with an American corporation you dumbass fuckwit
>>20568965They’re not gonna do that. An economic war with Mexico would obliterate the American auto industry
>>20568968>>20568965WWE is a pissant corporation with no political pull anywhere in the world not even their own country, when Paul visited the white house Trump didn't even know his name (i know hes still seeething about that every night) just stop
>>20568884>the most popular mexican wrestler of all time was a White guy from canada
>>20568884>>20568917Vampiro's also down with the clown and has carried that juggalo identity with him.
>>20569034That’s cibernetico, blue demon, and santo nigga
>>20569045Kek based
>>20569046Should also add parka and mil mascaras since they also became famous internationally. Arguably makes them the most famous
>>20569058He had his final match in JCW a month ago. It was during Strangle-Mania in a three way main event against Big Vito and PCO.
>>20569046Funny enough all those 3 earned their fame outside of wrestling lol
>>20569045ICP are libtard faggots, but their shoot interview was pretty hilarious.
>>20568849>conquers the local mall in tijuanaOHNONONOAHAHAHAHA
>>20569094That's one mall more than you, bud.
>>205690881. ICP aren't libtards. If anyone says they're libtards, they're likely using that edited ragebait slop interview Violent J had with Troy Iwata as an excuse. Both have never voted.2. Juggalos got labeled as a gang for a bullshit reason (with little to no evidence of them being a gang) by the FBI3. Almost everyone in the media has tried to bait the ICP into politics. ICP either destroys their interviewer or they fire back eventually.
>>20569109ICP is mostly made up of cool chill dudes so it follows most of them would lean libtard rather than republidddy
>>20568849He's fired many shots inside Andrea
>>20568948Taker is there now, he'll hit them with shoot pure strikes and a tombstone if they do so much as breathe toward El Grande
>>20569133Well let's say that at least four different administrations have had controversies with ICP along with Disney getting pissed off at their early albums
>>20568884Been watching WCW vault. Why does Vampiro speak with a spic accent if he's Canadian?
>>20569109I never understood why they were treated like terrorists or something when they were just dudes dressed up as clowns
>>20569133Nah it’s made up of disgusting fat druggies and they/them women (who are also druggies)
>>20569192And everyone knows republiturds are such exemplary citizens
>>20568849Theres like 40 people there
>>20568849hes is going to be the next el santo. he will have a carreer as long as he keeps the mask
>>20569181He had lived in Mexico for over a decade prior and probably spoke nothing but Spanish during that time so the accent probably carried over
>>20569192>>20569221You fags fighting over politics always make me kek. All sides of the spectrum are just as equally corrupt and evil
>>20568849Fot me it's The Lord of the Ring - The Return of the Kaiser
>>20569001>WWE is a pissant corporation with no political pull anywhere in the world not even their own countryMeanwhile Gaytch's mother in law
>>20569034Canadians aren't white. Especially since Trump said so.
>>20569303He also called himself the first Jewish president
>>20569359That must have upset Bibi, our first real jewish president.
>>20569034Canucks are conquered, Eurocucks can't handle it, just like how you can trash Mexicuck land and that too makes them mad kek
>>20569094guys with hoods can do that there these days, they had to beg their neighrbor up north that talks trash about them to be able to fight hooligans because >>20568925this gremlin is their cheerleader.
>>20568849el grande americano is currently one of my top 5 favorite wrestlers and i'm done staying quiet about it.
>>20568849Chadwig is my role model right now, he just keeps winning. I'm Ludwigmaxxing as we speak.
>>20569434I’ll take made up lies for 100. It’s literally the CIA and the DEA that control th cartels. That’s why drug trafficking drops to 0 when you kick them out, like in Bolivia