>Is a 100+ year old immortal>Found the fountain of youth in Mexico and still drinks it to this day>Wrestled El Santo's grandfatherHow can people still say supernatural gimmicks don't work?
Wait so did kaiser or Chad gable have the fountain of youth?
>>20597909They didn’t even give it as much thought as this queer is. It was just a throwaway intro reel they did for gable. He’s also from the gulf of America meaning he’s canonically a MAGAtard
They should deepen his history, say that he his first match was June 19th, 1867, the day the German Emperor of Mexico, Maxmilian I of Mexico was executed.
aren't half of luchadors supernatural in origin? Isn't the ban on supernatural gimmicks just in WWE?
>>20597922That would go against his patriotic gimmick since Maximillian was the ruler of French controlled Mexico
>>20598048It would explain why he is a german who converted to being a Mexican. He came over to Mexico during Maxmillian's reign and learned to love the culture and decided to start fighting for Mexico with the death of their German ruler.
>>20597862AI slop. What a fucking embarrassment.
>>20598095>he is a german who converted to being a Mexicanhe is from the gulf of america though? where are you getting that hes german?
>>20598048 That would be like Poland honoring Hans Frank from when the Nazis occupied them. Chuds are so retarded
>>20598117Meant for >>20598095
>>20597909Don't put too much thought into it dude
>>20598095I think he so to say "got a clue" when the mexicans were about to execute him, and cleaned up his act subsequently.
>>20598111I'm just trying to add in more lore that makes sense why El Grand Americano has a German accent in English and Spanish. Its because he was part of the Germans that took over mexico in the 1860s.He came over from Germany but learned of the Mexican culture and spirit and was converted.>>20598130Nah that makes his love of Mexico transactional. Make it more that coming over to mexico from Imperial Germany he was overwhelmed with the love of their culture when he got across the atlantic.
>>20598111Dude literally has a german accent in English and Spanish.
>>20598253>came from Germany >german empireMaximillian was Austrian lil bro. And he was ruling French occupied Mexico for the emperor of France, with help from Mexican monarchists who were opposed to an independent Mexico
>>20598318The Austria Empire is literally half of modern day Germany and its national language would be eastern German, which still speaks the older version of German (Western German is more modernized) which would align with how old Grande Americano is.
Don't let taker read this thread, he might be good ideas.
mmmmmmmmmm hey fellow anons do you think a helmet masked conquistador could get over in AAA?
>>20598531He just did. He’s called el grande Americano
>>20597909Both did Chad Gable drank from it at 15 and thats why hes 5'8Kaiser drank from it when he was malnourished from rigors of scalp hunting
>>20598531There are multiple conquistadors in multiple promotions but none of them are wearing a helmet or spreading good word of GodKurt Angle was fucking brown women during his time as el conquistador tho
>>20597922What tells you it wasn't? for all we know he was personally involved
>>20597909No, the elder Americano is eternal. He gave the mask to Gable so he could learn the art of Lucha Libre but Gable betrayed the mask by making a joke of Lucha.
>>20599040>El Grande Americano personally executed Maxmillion after he brought him over from GermanBASED BASED BASEDASEDBASEDBASED
>>20599971Ok that would be based, not that malinche shit the other anon was yapping about
>>20597862wrestling needs more of this, superserious shit killed wrestling
>>20599971somebody get this anon in Corey Grave's ear. this is gold
>>20599040>AI SlopOh so it's WWE official?
>>20599040Maximillion was executed 3 times because they kept failing to kill him. You're telling me El Grande Americano failed at executing him TWICE? That not just poor, thats rudo tactics. EGA would never.
>>20601095prove it's AI
>>20597862Can any Mexican confirm that this lore is the same in the Spanish broadcast?
>>20602031It was the same hype package in both broadcasts and the subs are accurate
>>20602231So if I go to CDMX they will believe that EGA is >100 year old luchador that drank the fountain of youth found in Mexico?
>>20602275No one will know what you’re talking about because you will only see tourists and foreigners living in cdmx
>>20598999A guy with a cross on his mask that look likes a cross. A cute but athletic kuruminha girl as a prop. Yes, it's all coming together. Then fake outrage about the kuruminha makeup to a reveal that the girl actually belongs to the ethnic group. Then likening the accusations of cultural appropriation to "is it cultural appropriation if I want to use western makeup?" And deflecting conquistador flak with likening them to warriors who are universally in the business of victor taking the spoils. Now that sounds badass.
>>20602410All the conquistadors are now brown because of race mixing, and any Spaniards in the old country larping as them are just descendants of peasants with no achievements to their name
