would an Uber Eats gimmick get over? What would be his finisher?
this is why they don't do quirky "profession" gimmicks anymore. today's jobs are lame. and no, that wouldn't work in wrestling.
>>20599429>Hits you with a shoot "forgot the drink"Mega heat
>>20599429>hands you a pizza>there is a slice missing>sauce on his chin>the crowd literally start rioting with rage
Do drivers really steal food? That's never happened to me.
>>20599453>today's jobs are lame>today's jobsDo you think plumbers and dentists and garbage men etc don't exist as occupations anymore? Further, did you think any of those were good gimmicks?
>>20599570I've used grub hub and door dash a solid enough number of times in the past 5 years or so. Never had that happen to me. Has it happened? Probably. Was it likely one dickhead out of the countless who deliver shit? Probably
>>20599429>What would be his finisher?The Delivery Driver
>Delivery Fee $3.99>Driver Tip $5.00
>>20599429*Glass Shatters*
>>20599589KEK
>>20599429I'm surprised WWE hasn't had an in-ring DoorDash delivery where someone gets smashed with a bag full of Wingstop. But it would probably somehow be considered offensive because of all the kids starving in Indiana.
>>20599570my friend will steal a piece of sesame chicken here and there
>>20599429This job and sign flipper has to be highly embarrassing shit. I like my minimum wage shit fucking job to be behind closed doors, thank you very much.
>>20599577if you watch today's wrestling you'd think the only job that exists in 2026 is wrestler.
>>20599429>Delivers you slop for a criminally high priceMade for WWE
>>20599577those were all great gimmicks.if they still exist as you claim then why doesn't wrestling reflect that anymore? >plumbers T. L. Hopper was really great. >dentistsgood gimmick, not so good wrestler >garbage mengood gimmick but again lousy wrestler.you forgot to mention one of my favorites the hockey playerThe Goon was really greati love 1996 wwf it's my #1 year of any company.
made for integrated sponsorship opportunities. wingstop sponsorship? the uber eater delivers it to the commentary disk during his entrance
>>20599429>he doesn't know
>>20600062they did this with kfc before. i think on raw
>>20599907I would actually be okay with this if I didn't have to tip.
