MJF And Rush Lock Horns, Ospreay Seeks Payback Against Mark Davis, And The Jet And Speedball Go Head To Head!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Siegel Center in Richmond, VA8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>MJF (c) vs. Rush for the AEW World Championship>The Jet Kevin Knight (c) vs. Speedball Mike Bailey for the TNT Championship>The Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay vs. Mark Davis in an Owen Hart Men's Tournament Semifinal Match>*Wild Card vs. Alex Windsor in an Owen Hart Women's Tournament Quarterfinal Match>And More!** 25 Days Out From Forbidden Door **** 88 Days Out From All In: London **
WE LOVE BLACKHEART
if i'm tony i'm putting the TNT title on lio rush. i don't care what the fans think. i'm making lio rush the TNT champion.
Vince just fell out of his chair, wherever he is
Lio Rush is growing on me. This isn't super serious dark shit like black
Lio Rush's gimmick is really over with black people on Instagram and Tiktok. I guess they all know one hood nigga like that
Imagine being andretti
>>20600849it's such good shit pal
I wasn't a fan at first but I have to admit the Niggollum gimmick is growing on me.
>>20600852kudos to Lio making the Blackheart shit work on basic cable
They ever gonna give this creepy homie a storyline or are they just gonna have him gollum around for the next 2 years until Tony gets bored of him?
this lil kino monster is over with me brother
>>20600860it works better without any storyline
>>20600860making him gollum has gotten him over
You guys copped yours right??
i need these two to be a tag team
>>20600855proof that any character is better than no character
>>20600860and what possible storyline would you put him in?
>>20600854Every neighborhood got the spoopy niglet
>>20600866eventually
>>20600855Still better than Aleister
>>20600866black and white photography makes anything look good
>>20600869andretti shoulda kept the spiked jacket
>>20600870something with OC
>>20600866For me; it's the live action Scott Malkinson design
>>20600866he looks very handsome there
for those of you who don't know, Lio Rush's schizo blackheart gimmick is actually a few years old, he first did it on the indie circuit
>>20600855Who?
>>20600877how is he doing that with his face
Love lio. Creepy freak. Don't move and he can't see you.
I'm still not giving this gimmick a chance until Tony actually bothers to give Lio a win on TV.
>>20600866all that's missing is the Wheelchair & Neck brace. his most based form
>>20600854>>20600871idk if you guys watched BTE back around the start of AEW but private party had some real weird ass skits with some weird lil hood goblin lookin dude
Lio Rush should come out with one of those pineapple kool-aid jars
>>20600885he's winning right here
>>20600852They should find a serious nigga to give a Baron Samedi gimmick to and make Lio his Igor
>>20600866I have this one. Need to get the Kyel one.
>mfw things are fine (except they're totally not)
>>20600870He lurks around the women's locker room making the girls uncomfortable because he thinks he's an antediluvian nonbinary cosmic being.
>>20600886This is a Roddy board anon. No Blasphemy allowed.
>>20600881cellotape perhaps
lio is so fucking good with his face holy shit
>>20600897it's fineit's fine
KINO
Lio should change his name.
>>20600897ITS FINEEEEE ITS REALLY FIIINNNNEEE
>>20600893NOLA
should this not have been a squash match for Briscoe
Mark Briscoe looking kinda jacked
Big homie in the blue shirt in the crowd looks embarassed to be there right now
Lel at the boomer cringing in the back.
The fentanyl epidemic is getting out of hand.
>>20600912once you turn 40 doctors start prescribing your TRT like candy
>>20600912southern boy with that farmer strength
>>20600898ultimately lio is a face so i think he needs to be like an omen of sorts or like a protector protecting them from something their chakras aren't attuned to see, since his third eye has opened.how about, after a few weeks, they chase him away from the locker room early in the episode, then there's a segment later in the night where nyla rose returns and makes a beeline for the women's locker room.
>>20600914>>20600915Can someone post it
>>20600906no, the fact that he's still Lio Rush is what adds to the kino
>>20600915more of a bath salts thing
we're really doing this mjs vs briscoe shit again huh, yikes
>>20600924Max gotta get his win back
Marc kinda sounds like Godfather lmfao
>>20600917Delaware is literally in the Northeast
one gay later
>my brothersigh
>high-speed chase with motorcycle cop in progress https://www.youtube.com/live/N-78gkjRhHk?si=3tB914Sm04Xf5fHC
>>20600926ain't nobody wanna see dat shit, fuck his payback
>>20600928he's a confederate, that's enough
can someone give me some briscoe match reccs
there is a non-zero chance that lio rush challenges MJF for the world championship through this briscoe/conglomeration association
>>20600918Needs to culminate with Mick Foley getting him sectioned for being too crazy, and Darby trying to break him out for being punk as fuck, which leads to an anarchy in the asylum match.
This is a hell of a promo. Good shit Mark.
>>20600928Southern Delaware is nothing but flat farmland, North Delaware is diet Philly.
>>20600924rich snob vs working class dude has been over for centuries
>>20600923oh I get Lio's gimmick now. that adds up. I remember the bath salts epidemic, do people still do those??
>>20600928The funny thing is the U.S. Census Bureau classifies it in the Southern region
Was Mark always the Michaels? What was Jay like
what about the man that killed jay in the car accident
>>20600946jay was generally regarded as the michaels but mark held his own it wasn't like a massive massive gap
>>20600942I guess
>>20600947paid by MJF
>>20600937I like this idea
chicken man laying it all out
This is borderline antisemetic
mark is on grindr too?
>>20600932Do these still end with someone eating a bullet?
Kosher Pickle
>moist ass
promo a bit too long
they're calling mark a jay merchant
This one for the wagies
BASED PROMO
Well damn, this is forbidden door
why does he call himself big hebrew and the devil?
>Big Hebrew loses in the endwhite pill
THIS HEBREW MOIST
>>20600965so you don't know
>>20600946Jay Briscoe promos were actually Godly. Go look them up on YouTube. That man could talk asses into seats and sell a fight with an authenticity you can not fake. The man could come off as a legitimately frightening crazed redneck killer when he wanted to. He was 1000x the promo Mark is
Is Tony Khan an Islamo-Fascist?
>>20600961mark doesn't talk about jay that much in promosusually he's just yelling incoherently (based)
Jew bros how do we respond.....
>>20600969in the ass
The only reason I hope Hangman doesn't come back for this is because I don't want them to give the retards an excuse to chant horsecock.
>>20600972damn
Thekla sex
>>20600955It's ok when the white trash guy does it
i'm 3 hours away from san jose but also dirt poor. should i go?
DUMB BITCHES BTFO (THAT'S YOU /PW/)
TEKURA
>Sareee next weekbased
THEKLA OWES ME SEX
>>20600977take the west bank and lebanon
Time for starlight kid
Thekla seems like the kind of girl that is giving you a sloppy blow job and the randomly sticks her finger down your pee hole
Joshi pedos btfo
Why does Thekla move like shes filming a tiktok dance while talking
kawaii~~~
Joshibros...
LOVE THEKLA ITS THAT SIMPLE
sky is starting to mog julia
KAWAIIIIIII UGOOO
Thekla hates joshipedos
LMAOTHEKLA SHOOTING ON JOSHIS!!
SEXLA!
>mfw thekla promo
>Thekla bringing back her Stardom midcard gimmickIt's over
Green shirt guy finna get an ass-beating for that sign
Me after getting done with Thekla (she's on her period)
i hope momo is the wild card
Holy fuck is Theakla based as fuck
>book the women beater
>>20601004Limp dick hands typed this
SPIT ON ME THEKLA
DEATH TO STARDOM
Based segment
Why didnt she do that in my mouth bros....
lucky screen
suffah stardom general
PLEASE SPIT ON ME THEKLAPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>20600999>Starting
Joshipedo bros.....
This promo is Death
wtf thekla is a maricold fani no longer support her
This is the second spitting spot we've had tonight.The only difference is this one makes me horny.
Who from Stardom answers?
I want to taste Thekla's forbidden door
lot of spitting tonight
Need Thekla to spit on me
>spit on
who gets to clean up the spit
What a lucky screen
skye mogging julia for once
>>20601009That was the killshot, Joshipedos in shambles
You sickos wanted her to spit on you
>>20601034Maki Itoh
She needs to stop saying baby so much
she has the brain and maturity of a 12 year old boy
i was expecting spraypaint
Rossy wrote this promo
>>20601025sky was a fucking uggo for a long time but in the last few months she's doing her hair different or something and getting a clue
FUCK STARDOM LMAO
can these 3 just have a live sex celebration already
>>20601046this
>joshipedos ethered on live tvpack em up
>>20601034syuri
SAY THE WORD THEKLA!DO IT FOR THE 4CHAN SICKOS!
>>20601049is rossy still releasing the calendar of the 17 year old or whatever
that was a 10/10 promo
Who is stardom sending to job, Maki Itoh? I'm not tapped into Stardom lore.
>>20601060DESU
I just want Thekla to pin me to the wall and rough me up.
Lmao, Stardom BTFO
>Death to StardomIs it going to be a symbolic end to the relationship now that Stardom split from nooj?
Bros, uhhh, I think that was a worked shoot
are you guys delayed?>>20601058>>20601062>>20601060>>20601056>>20601055
>>20601065>idol killer>Maki Itoh is sort of an idol
thekla doing a better forbidden door setup than literally anyone else in the last 4 years it's not complicated
>>20601074all joshis are sort of idols, that's the whole thing
>>20601073we don’t pay for max here
>>20601050Julia is a stick though, Skye assmogs her and most of the rest of the women's roster
okay tony I got my dose of sexla now give me some lena kross
>>20601061Fraid so
why does he talk like that
LOL DG GOT BIG DOG'D BY MOX
kek
>>20601079I do, and they owe me Pip
>>20601078they should send fukigen then
ospreay is fucking emaciated holy shit he needs to bulk up
>>20601084he's from a black city
maybe the wild card is maika
>>20601090everyone looks small next to Mox
>>20600932>nothing happens
strangely coherent moxley promo tonight
>>20601047So, a pro wrestler then
>>20601093Mina's already out, why even bother?
>>20601084this YN a RN FR
>>20601084because he's a normie nigger worshipping zoomie
>>20601090I don't think he needs to bulk up as much as he was but he needs more
How do I get a gravely voice like Mox?
>>20601073One of the pirate feeds of MyAEW is like 2 mins behind
moxley was discovered by gay twitter this weekhappy pride
OKHOW U KNOW
>>20601101maika and thekla have tons of history. they were stable members at one point
>>20600866Low effort slop
>>20601076idk why they are allergic to doing even the most basic shit like back in the day they didn't even mention if there was a new japan show in the us that their own wrestlers were appearing on and they still don't do it consistently, and forbidden door is always a last minute heatless mess.
>>20601113mox and shibata have the ideal dad bod no homo
>>20601111KWAB
>>20601118For me, it's Dunkzilla
>>20601113fags and teen foids were obsessed with him in the shield days
BASED ANDRADE
andrade not happy with this jobber he fucked it up
who is this fake dante chen
when are they doing andrade vs max
I like how Andrade basically made his gimmick Spic Chad and he instantly got so much better
Explain to me why Thekla, the Toxic Spider, did not simply crawl up the stage to spit on the logo instead of using a ladder?
>Da Word Tydal
>>20601132andrade has been fucking beastmode since he came back
I love how everyone is gunning for MJF. That is how it should be.
>>20601110crack. you smoke lotsa crack
ok how you know
HOW U NO
>>20601073No, the captchas are shit
>>20601132he stole it from someone in cmll, can't remember off the top of my head
Why can't Andrade speak better english after this many years
LMAO I forgot don's theme is just a massive godzilla fart
the feds had this man down to the SPEED title, literal promotional malpractice
lmao
>>20601138It kinda buries the million other titles.
the crowd really needs to start popping bigger for HOW YOU KNOW it's really disrespectful
HOWYOU KNOW
how can you be in a country for 10 years and not speak the language
>>20601140Let me call Lio real quick
HOWUKNOW
There's something special about AEW right now. It's just fantastic television every week
HOW YOU KNOW?
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>20601134forgot her web shooters
you guys are so delayed holy fucking shit|>>20601156>>20601152>>20601158
>>20601157I watch WWE and it's been background noise for me lately. I just cannot get into it
HOW YOU KNOW
>>20601153He's too busy pumping and dumping blondies, stay mad chuddy
i'm personally down for a 6-8 month long dc family civil war
>>20601118it's not homo they're just proper fuckin men. Real men look like that.
Did his tooth fall out?
What fell out of Don Caliss's head? I missed it
did something fall out of callis' mouth what the fuck was that
>>20601157everyones on the same page, reminds me of early aew
whattttt???????
DON CALLIS WRESTLING
>>20601171a zyn
>>20601171fake teeththey've fallen out before
>>20601161I love this pit slut like you couldn't believe
That anon that hates Don and thinks he's genuinely holding his stable back is not going to like this.
Speedball's mullet has go away heat with me
callis ejecting a tonsil stone right at the end of his promo would be so on brand
Don should start his own promotion at this point
Don keeps losing his dentures, like everyweek they fall out.
PEE BALL
>>20601170his dentures, they fell out before
>>20601162>"Delayed" posterHoly cringe, get a life
fumbled his promo last week so they stuck him with DCFI chalked it up to the jitters and would have him keep trying at it
what happened to don callis' teethwhy does he wear dentures
>>20601183not him and I like don and the stable but I do hope this is going somewhere as a whole, not just personal rivalries but the entire faction imploding in something like blood and guts
>>20601191>fumbled his promo last week so they stuck him with DCFThat's exactly what this feels like
>>20601190your response to me was even delayed lmaoaoaooa
>>20601170>>20601171his fake teeth/dentures keep falling out and it's absolutely fuckin horrifying
SPEEDBOTCH
>>20601195yeah, Andrade already has cracks formed similar to Takeshita.
S P E E D B A L L
Speedball looks extra faggy tonight
>>20601190Bakedlive fag can't just get a better quality non-delayed stream, many such cases
don callis family: the game
SPEEDBALL>SPEEDBALLSPEEDBALL>SPEEDBALLSPEEDBALL>SPEEDBALL
>>20601191Callis helped the Pornostar with his promo ability, this should level The Jet up.
Is Kevin a Dark Knight now?
>>20601205turn your monitor on
>>20601198>>20601194>>20601187>>20601171post the webm god damnit!!!
>>20601210heh
>>20601197Weak b8Your frontal lobe development was clearly delayed
>>20601208best part of the knight turn (so far)
Why tf is this on tv with a 1 week build and not the next ppv?
>>20601207popped me good lmfao
>>20601205pride month gives him an extra boost
>>20601210Kek
>>20601209I think KK will eventually be a great heel promo, he just needs to keep at it. He literally only did it once.
>>20601218Because it's a meme crossover promotion PPV and these guys work for the same company.
kek they are ribbing Don hard on commentary about his dentures falling out
>>20601206>b*kedServes you right for using that edgelord shithole
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Is DCF just another vortex Tony sends heel wrestlers when he doesn't know what to do with them? I mean it has been like that for a while but when even Kevin Knight is getting sent there right after he does a heel turn that's pretty grim.
What kind of submission is this?
>>20601218the TNT Title is literally a modern day TV Title. To be defended on TV weekly
Doyle is the Jannetty
That was a solid kick
>>20601231>edgelord shithole
NEW THREAD>>20601234>>20601234>>20601234>>20601234>>20601234
>>20601267kekexactly
>>20601267I can see you have been here a very long time..........as I have.....
>>20601302We've all been here forever
40 party
>>20601267And that's why I'm only here for the AEW shows
>>20601359Really fallen off since /asp/
>>20601359i've always wondered why wwe doesn't have a coomer general like aew or joshi promotions
>>20601408Most women there are ugly and waifufags make their own generals
Talking about cooming
>>20601408because Indians love Japan and AEW sir
Winsor's ass is deceiving
>>20601459>the place where they make bilboards to wish roman reigns a happy birthday>aew fanshuh did i miss something?
Mercedes looking hot as fuck
>>20601501AEW is on free TV there and has picked up many fans
>>20601408there was an NXT women's general last year but it was terrible and after it got slid like 3 or 4 times it just died
Watching how hot AEW is right now all I can think is likeis aleister black the biggest retard of the current generation of workers? the dude quit his job where tony clearly loved him to go back to WWE, who according to dave brought him back at a fucking pay cut and STILL cut him a year in, and now he can't get booked on literally any promotion AEW does business with because they don/'t want to piss tony offI want to be clear: I used to be a huge mark for Aleister, but like, this is at least as dumb as the shit Low Ki used to get up to, right? To me this is even dumber than that or Austin Aries retarding himself out of a commentator job.
>>20601302I'm not a true oldfag, but yeah, that statement is still accurate
