>Leaves the tranny fed>gets a clue> main events WrestleManiaMany such cases!
>>20604484KEK
>>20604484Dildo sales have increased 80% since CM Punks return. My mom even bought one.
>>20604494Holy fucking dimes
>>20604494William Birkin looking ass nigga
>>20604484Go back to Jerk
why is there so much slop on this board now
>>20604484Punk should've looked like this during his 2012-2013 run and The Rock would've put him over
>>20604532>wahhh why aren't they all making fun of Evil Phil who said mean things about Cult Leader Tony. Fuck the fuck off, fag
>>20604532>now
>cums inside every woman on the roster
>>20604556You guys had no problem making fun of him after Brawl Out. But now that he's in YOUR Cult suddenly he's this cool guy everyone loves. Fuck you.
>>20604484This niggas using funhouse mirrors
>>20604484fat daddy cock
>>20604583He hasn't done anything to make fun of in WWE
>>20604484Damn no wonder this nigga bags NXT bunnies two at a time
>>20604484Goddamn he's so badass
>>20604494Ummmm. It looks like Punk is fucking those zoomettes. He's stroking it whileva BVLL is tending to the zommettes. Punkbros, how do we deal with this
>>20604556that's not what I said
>>20604532Wrestling is for boomers and boomers love slop
>>20604484Gassed too the gills.
>>20604602he literally sat up and starting laughing after getting powerbombed through a table
Punk thread /pw/ is a Punky board! he cums inside Roxanne
I'm praying he gets a career ending injury. I'm not a bad guy or I'd pray for him to die. Scratch that. Let him die. He can not get embalmed since he's straight edge. KEK
>>20604559DadCrushâ„¢: Step-Phil likes to shoot on Monday Night Raw, then Shoot Raw in My Ass.
>>20604927this but for Seff
>>20604484He's built like his character in WWE All Stars on the xbox 360
>>20604532Low IQ people love AIIndians love AILow IQ people love wrestling Indians love wrestling
>>20604944Seff too. Let's get praying anon.
>>20604484LMAO
>>20604484>the reflection has his arm down even though he has it up holding a phoneyou're not fooling anyone phil
>>20605311real fuckin brain trust over here
post the edit with him and trick's fat juicy ass
>>20604494lmfaooo
>>20604494Fucker is on the T-Virus.
>>20605427>Lucky Roxannewhy did this get deleted
>>20604484
>>20605638Zoomer jannies jealous of gen x daddy cock
>>20604484lmao you fuckin' wish phil
>>20604484Reminder stupid AEW dipshits still think Punk didn't beat the fuck out of the Elite in Brawl Out
>>20605984Still in better shape/getting more pussy at 48 than you are, have been or ever will be
>>20605945Finally, the original image>>20605984Why'd you edit the post to make him smaller?
>>20604484Feed Me More
>>20604484is synthol straight edge approved?
>>20605995made me pop my nigga
>>20605990He tore his tricep in the Mox match so you're an idiot if you think he actually beat up anyone is that backstage fight
>Still in better shape/getting more pussy at 48 than you are, have been or ever will be
>>20606065If he got his ass beat why did the young cucks continue crying like little bitches after the fact? If they won they wouldn't have tried underhanded tactics like sending their friends to Collision to start shit
Pepsi Phil just made it into Agartha. You just know he's MAGA now too
>>20606070Because Phils dirty friend Ace threw a chair at one of the Bucks then bit Kenny like some deranged monkey, it was all Ace doing the damage
>>20604494
>becomes the biggest corporate stooge ever>Bends the knee to saudis>Starts doing drugsLiterally the world's biggest hypocrite ever. Every single belief, every single moral every single ethnic he ever claimed to have he just abandoned. The biggest faggot ever
>>2060448450 year old on prescribed TRT, many such cases.
Pretty fucking funny he's doing this shit after his little "i'm a real fighter" larp completely failed. What a prime example of juicing culture.
>>20604494>ADAAAA
>>20604498More like dilator sales
>>20604484>CM Chunk comes back at 380lbs>beats the entire bloodline to death and forcibly takes the title back
>>20604494Franky lookin ass
>>20604960Low IQ people fuck your mom and sisterIndians fuck your mom and sister
>>20606003Fat Punk would be more dimes.
>>20606328see>>20605994
>>20604532
>>20604484kek aew is cancer to the soul and body
>>20604484>gets a clue
>>20604484>>20604494Wtf is going on this shit is AI
Why did he get a clue in his mid 40s?
>>20604494Coom Monster Punk
>>20604494I look like this.
>>20604484But how would he match up against Kevin Von Erich?