>>20609929So now that WWE has such a high rating, can we all agree that Dave Stars are absolutely worthless?
>>20609929I don't worship at the altar of Meltzer.
>>20609929Don’t really I don’t care about it that much, kinda funny that aew tards and their mark wrestlers like ospreay are recoiling tho.
>>20609937Yep he jumped the shark when he broke the scale in 2017
Whewww, now I can feel confident in saying the match was good. Thanks Uncle Dave.
>>20609929I'm happy osprey is upset at the attention this match got. I need to watch it myself even though I quit watching modern stuff. I wonder how much was called in the ring or if it was blocked out like normal wwe matches.
>>20609929this is the highest rated match in WWE history
Someone said it's also the highest rated match by him in Mexican history. Surely that can't be true...?
>>206099295.75? psssh OSPREAY HAS MULTIPLE 6+, OMEGA TOO stupid dronEs
If you care about what an old dude with dementia thinks about wrestling you need to jump off a bridge
>>20609954>surpasses Johnny Gargano vs Adam Cole Shows how useless this rating system is lmao
>>20609952Workrate marks have taken over. What'd you expect. Kind of glad it wasn't given to Cody or Roman, though.
Congrats, about as good as the average Ospreay match.
>>20609948I suspect it was almost entirely blocked out. Guys don't really call it in the ring anymore. I don't know if either guy even has the ability, as entertaining as they are.
>>20609948>>20609941Even when we lose we actually win, LMAO.
>>20609954>surpassing the 5.5 from Johnny Gargano vs Adam Cole at NXT TakeOver: New York kek, never gets old
>>20609929I gave it 10 stars, what now?
>>20609975I'm an AEWCHAD and Dave supporter but this is madness. Lmao. Was barely 4.5
>>20609988Go write a newsletter every week for 40 years and I'll care what you have to say
>>20609975>random movez match that no one will remember by next week was as good as the mask vs mask matchNo one believes this
>>20609988Nothing, your opinion doesn't matter.
>>20609996Wasn't a MOVEZ match at all I can tell you didn't watch it.
>>20609937They always have been brother. They're just one guy's opinion. Which he's entitled to. Nothing wrong with that part. It's the way retards actually hold that opinion with so much weight as if it's fact
>>20609975>>20609981The fuck? I haven't heard anyone at all mention or discuss this match and it's almost as good as Okada/Omega in 2017?This feels like Dave just gave Will this so he didn't have a melty, how pathetic
>>20609968The highest rated match in WWE was Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano. This is an improvement.
>>20609975>calls the mask match a drop what you're doing and go watch it match, it was that good to him>rates it the same as a weekly ospreay match that nobody was talking about
>>20609975>>20609981>unironic gAyEW fans Embarrassing
>>20609975It's obviously a typo
>>20609982KINO!
>>20609975>>20609981>has to give ospreay the exact same rating because he cried on xitterHe's just gonna make ospreay the butt of the jokeHe's just the teacher's pet now
>>20609937>absolutely worthlessonly if you're a genuine autist and use them for anything more than >aight gonna download that
>>20610076>NOOOO the match people have been talking about all week this week can't be as good as the match people were talking about all last weekplease
>>20610095>the match people were talking about all last weekNobody was talking about Ospreay vs Davis at all
>>20609982the fact that fucking shit like this is the barometer for what a great match is is why smarks all have terrible taste in wrestling because of over 20 years of indoctrination
>>20609975I'm an AEW stan and there's no way this is real. Mark's been killing it this year but nothing he's done has been 5 star material.
>>20610012Lmao he's done it on purpose to get people seething
>>20609929>one of the greatest matches of all time>also it's equal to a random midweek AEW heatless banger where Ospraey no sold a piledriver
>>20610133Apparently he loved all the run ins and the crowd being hot but lmao 5.75 is classic Dave
>>20609929What would Dave have needed to get 6 stars? No-selling Canadian destroyers?
>>20609975>>20609981That's okay. Assplay got his stars of David so he can stop bubblin before he gets a heart attack.Meanwhile EGA got the perfect score from: Cornette, Steve Richards, Vince Russo's podcast, Bryan Alvarez, Ariel Helwani, Sean Ross, Dutch Mantell, Bayley, and pretty much the whole wrestling world, including Assplay himself who couldn't speak shit on his rant about the match and called it "fucking awesome"So we good
>>20609982I still don't know what the fuck is wrong with Dave to make that as significantly better than great DIY/Revival matches or the Gargano/Ciampa feud matches. Or any of the other great NXT matches for that matter.
>>20609981>It will be revealed as a typo, really 4.75
>>20609975This is the highest score AEW's gotten this year and I guarantee you it won't be a shortlist candidate for match of the year come award voting season over "lesser" AEW matches.
>>20609976I kinda thought that too, but I wasn't sure how they might do things in AAA. They probably couldn't call it in the ring, not anymore at least. >>20609981I know I'm half out the door a wrestling fan but I swear I haven't heard a peep of this match. I know will was doing crazy neck bumps while healing but that's the last match I've heard of his. Kinda like Darby, once people are done calling you stupid there's not much left to say about these spots and matches.
>>20609976I noticed a callback to the Benoit/Angle Rumble 2003 match although Angle's grapevining was the finish. Considering Pete Dunne produced it and Chad Gable being an Angle style guy, I'm sure it was intentional and rehearsed.
>>20610142Creed segment was a bit too long to my taste. But the minions HAD to be involved, obviously, and showed themselves out in good time. Pimpi getting payback was another payoff moment.
>>20610145exactly, also a long exchange of counters like gymnastic acrobatics where they're clearly playing a choregraphed spot instead of showing they fucking hate each other
>>20609929theoretically is the scale limitless then? like a ten star match is possible despite the scale being five stars?
>>20610336kek yep. even kenny, the guy who broke dave's brain, clowned on him for this
>>20609937
The two WWE matches he's given five stars to this year I actually agree with.
>>20610336Theoretically yes, now, after Meltzer busted his 5 star scale then gave 6 stars then 7, there's no limit.Realistically, Dave's mancrushes are getting too old and slow to break 7 stars as they can't do properly the long choregraphed gymnastic routines that make Dave cum and do it even longer. What would it even take to break 7?A 2 hour, perfectly cheorographed triple threat with Osprey, Okada and Omega in the Tokyo Dome? Secondly, Dave won't have second loves as strong as his feelings for Okada, Osprey and Omega, so he'll never have the same level of bias for a newer wrestler as he's got for them.
>>20610336the funny thing is to Dave, the limit is 4 stars not 5. To him, anything over 4 stars is a MotY candidate. So it's funny when people say 5.25 is breaking the scale because it's already broken.Now I could be wrong but I believe if I remember right his viewpoint on matches getting 5, 6, or even 7 stars are signs of the standards getting raised. A new bar to reach for. Not so much that "oh you didn't get 5+? Well fuck you!" But more "the whole industry has gotten better".And to be fair, we are far and away from TL Hopper vs The Goon as the standard weekly TV match. It's a fair assessment.
Dave is such a snake for giving Ospreay/Davis the same rating. When people call him an AEW shill, it's for shit like that. I didn't like it, but I can see why some people would...but that match is not going to be remembered 2 weeks from now while The Grande vs Grande match is going to be remembered a lot in the future.
>>20610395Not so fast bruv
>>2061040499% of people who care about wrestling don't even know will ospraey exists.
>>20610010>Best WWE match ever>Only 5.75 starsPathetic
>>20610404If he's top of his field why isn't he in WWE?
>>20610409It's easy to get 5+ stars when your the favorite wrestler of the guy that gives out the star ratings.
>>20610412Afraid of the grind I'm afraid
>>20610145A gay sequence where they do a bunch of cartwheels and dodge a bunch of kicks where the payoff is staring at each other at the end of it. Then he'd also need a spot where one of them does a finisher, then the other guy no sells it to do his own finisher then they both get "knocked out" for 5 seconds before doing a finisher where the guy kicks out at 1 then he's "tired" but the kick out at 1 was "spirit" so he's just standing there waiting to get hit by another finisher.
>>20609982these guys made me stop watching nxt for a while
>>20610453Throw in a part where one guy points at his cheek inviting the other guy to strike, and they trade blows for a bit.
>>20610404>Meme spot match with the gay posing No one watches the match just that gay sequence>Another meme spot No one cares about the match >First blah blah blah Worthless title that lost all prestige since gAyEW neutered them >Trash game that hasn't been relevant or decent in over a decade Cool? No one cares retard >Cope cope cope Fagspreys matches are overrated as fuck.
>>20610347Kek
>>20610460>gable does the angle slam but EGA kicks out at 1 with the fighting spirit then they trade mexican destroyers before collapsing for 10 seconds then they get up to do 20 weak elbow strikes on each other as they get up off the ground onto their knees and then stand up and then gable does a release german suplex but EGA lands on his feet and tries to clothesline gable but gable senses it and does the trish straus matrix then as EGA comes back off the ropes Gable does a hurricanrana to EGA but EGA does a handstand flip out of the move then they do the street fighter pose and dave cums.
>>20609929Do gringos really value the opinion of Jews this much?
>>20610006To be fair, no one did
>>20609929Nobody cares about Dave's rankings except for aewtists
>>20610320it got long because the midget had to get time to get that high. Honestly it wasn't even a bad involvement. Creeds even dealt well how the table didn't break at first and added to the brutality of the match
>>20610395Yep it's blatant at this point. Even the way he himself talked about this match vs the ospreay one shows which was better.
>>20609929I'll never be happy
>>20609981How many million people watched that though?
>>20609975>>20609989>>20609996>>20610012>>20610021>>20610023>>20610026>>20610076>>20610133>>20610185MEXICAN HEREI HATE YOU AMERICANS ROOT FOR A NO NAME LIKE WILL OSPREAY THAT NOBODY EVEN KNOWS OUTSIDE OF AN INNER CIRCLEJERKWHY IS DAVE MELTZISISSY GIVING A NO MATCH THE SAME RANKED AS ONE OFT HE BEST MATCHES OF THE DECADEWHAT IS THIS SHITI HATE YOU AMERICANS
>>20610412Why would he go to WWE if he's the top of his field?
>>20610495Isn't he polish?
>>20610624Because WWE is the top his the field of Pro Wrestling.
>>20609929>match was rated 9.2 stars.
>>20609981BRUV HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20610638Is it though?
>>20609929It is obviously a 7 star match if you consider Meltzer's bias against WWE/AAA that took away points in his mind even if he doesn't admit it
>>20609929the glaze is outta controlthis is not the best wwe match ever just shows that rating is dumb af
>>20610822name examples of matches that were better than this
>>20609929Have they found Will Ospreay’s corpse yet?
>>20610601Easy there taco. Dave already said it was a typo. You win.
AAA got 5+ stars, not WWE btw
>>20611172Chad Gable is a WWE superstar thobeit. And EGA has been heavily featured on WWE tv
>>20609929Yes
>>20609975>>20609981The sad part of this is that this Ospreay match was actually really good. But more because of Mark Davis than Ospreay. Mark Davis is the best power wrestler in a long time. He is great as a singles guy and he does stuff that nobody else does to the level he does it.He really stands out to me. But the narrative will be about Ospreay.
>>20610347I love when Dave uses himself as an objective source of quality
>>20609937Kek sorry this goes to AAA, pigglet
• Adam Cole vs. Johnny Gargano at NXT TakeOver: New York (5.5)• Adam Cole vs. Johnny Gargano at NXT TakeOver XXV (5.25)• WALTER vs. Tyler Bate at NXT UK TakeOver: Cardiff (5.25)• WALTER vs. Ilja Dragunov at NXT TakeOver 36 (5.25)• El Gande Americano vs. OG El Grande Americano at AAA Noche de Los Grandes (5.75)lol
>>20611288Mark is actually really strong. Lifts people up easily
>>20611301lmao this answer is so fucking retarded that it turns back around and become BASED
>>20610645OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>20609929Ya seethe obese smelly smark
>>20610409Kenny's matches against the assholes of little boys don't count, you pedophile apologist
>>20610601Eh? ¿Qué quieres decir?
>>20609929I don't care about Dave's imaginary star ratings but obese smelly smark retards take him seriously and I'm happy it's making them seethe KEK>>20609975>Shitspreay vs literally whoNobody even watched that
>>20610409Nobody says Kenny is a shitty wrestler. He's a shitty promo, that's his issue.
>>20610645
>>20609976Plenty of people still call it in the ring and it is easy to see
>>20612391LMFAO
>>20612391JUST
>>20612391Fucking hell LMAO
>>20612391kek
>>20612391BAHAHAHAHAHA
