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>>20609979>Gave this match the same rating as the EGA one.Kek Big Dave working the smarks.
>>20609979lele Uncle Dave had to give ASSPLAY a similar rating to Americanos because he cried like a baby on XSad
>>20609979>WWE's best match in history is a normal match on DynamiteI mean folks...
>>20609979KEK Random ass match just as good as the Americano shit the edrones been parroting for a week straight. HOLY KEK!!!!
>>20609979that tweet's viewcount exceeds the attendance of the match itself kek
>>20609979>two bums flipping
>>20609979This was a 4 star match at best
>>20609979Dave Meltzer is the funniest man alive
>>20609979>dave has to give assplay a high rating because the ega match blew his career out the waterUnironically this is just gonna make people clown on ospreay more"in the tokyo dome" is now "with the ospreay buff"
>>20610061>Unironically this is just gonna make people clown on ospreay morenah it's just gonna make people like you seethe
>>20610005But lil Billy had a melty to Dave had to appease him
>>20610061This part. Ospreay having a public breakdown on twitter over the mere thought of Dave giving a match he wasn't in a high rating like that showed just how fragile he is over this shit
>>20610111But I love laughing at assplay crashouts on x: the everything app
this got the dronies bubbling. dave is unironically a funny dude
>>20609979Dave had to light a few candles for Billy to blow out even though it wasn't his birthday party
>>20610115>>20610118>>20610121>>20610135you're getting worked HARD lil bro
>>20610139yep ya seethed
>>20610139Wild thing to say when you're mass replying to people laughing at Ospreay
>>20610154ya seethe?
>this is better than okada vs takeshitaDid Dave have to talk him off a ledge or something?
this nigga has a black sonthis nigga name assplay
>>20609979It's a typo btw, 4.75
>>20610160Yeah m8! It's me Will Ospreay! You bettuh give me moi stahs m8
>>20609979It's hilarious because even Dave must be retarded to rate this. Forget Americanos, this shit is supposed to be better than Mistico vs MJF? Better than Okada vs Takeshita? It was a random match that wasn't even 30 minutes long. Is he retarded?
>>20609997kek this
>>20610209He's called Dementia Dave for a reason.
>>20609979A match that nobody watched and nobody will remember in 2 weeks is not worth 5.75
>>20609979This is actually the most egregious overrating in Observer history adn it feels like he did it just to keep the mask vs mask match in check or to save Ospreay's egoI say that as an AEW fan, MvM was up there with Ospreay's career best. I hold it right alongside vs Omega 1, vs Takagi BoSJ and vs Scurll at SGThis match wasn't that good
Genuinely hilarious that this was better than Okada vs Tanahashi
>>20610253I dont even know who that guy on the right is
>>20610270I think he's from Austria
I thought Ospreay/Davis was better than the Lucha match in my opinion. On second watch, the lucha match does not hold up
>>20609993HAAHHAHAHA
>>20609979didn't even know this match happened. not even the guy who spams ospreay webms could be bothered to clip anything from it to post. sad.
If threatening to commit tope suicida after being so insecure that the world thinks a couple of guys cosplaying as luchadors is better than anything you've done this year gets you an automatic match of the year rating, I'm retroactively giving Britt Baker a five star match.
this genuinely has to be dave trolling, which is fucking hilarious. he wrote like 7000 words on the AAA match and raved about it, but he said almost nothing about this one. this is 100% just to make people seethe
>>20609997It's cute to see WWE fans losing their mind for the first great WWE match in ages when AEW fans see these kind of matches almost every week.
I've never heard of either of these guys in my entire life
>>20610061>>20610118>>20610154
a match so good no one watched it
>>20610339making fun of seff after willy crashed out on X even worse isn't the own you think it is. then again at least seff's kid is white
another 5+ star CLASSIC that people will remember and discuss for decades to come. Surely it won't be forgotten by the end of the weekend right?
>>20610339lol
>>20610361Depends if the GOAT Ospreay has another mindbreaking classic, doesn't it?
>>20610361People would have actually had to watch it for it to be remembered
>>20609979YEAH YOUR SON IS BLACKYEAH YOUR SON IS BLAAAAAA-AAAACKLITTLE WILLY OSPREAYYOUR SON IS FUCKING BLACK
It's funny edrones still pretend they don't watch even after Dynamite beat Raw in the ratings
>>20609979Tony will run Ospreay vs Mistico in Arena Mexico and Dave will give it 6 stars
>>20610374
>>20609979>here nigga damnosprey would have killed himself if he didn't get enough stars of david based off those recent tweets
>>20610339Yeah Bronletty and Jasethy suckWhat does that have to do with ospreay's career getting merked by Gable and Kaiser?
>>20610417Funny, I don't remember this energy when Booker was crying about his smark award
>>20609997kek they have NOTHING for this
>>20609979Actually watched this matchThis is the craziest thing Dave has ever ratedCompletely forgettableMvM is better than any match Ospreay has ever had pretty comfortably and I hate WWE
>>20610361it's been forgotten about already
>>20610428>BUTBUTBUT WWEIts all you have, it's all you are, AEW's entire identity is 'BUT WWE'. It's why you have no original matches, concepts, characters, stories; everything is a member berry or a tribute or inspired by something else that already happened in wrestling. You're sucking a son of a billionaire's dick for buying a tribute band.
>>20610428>funny, I don't remember this energy when wholly unrelated thing
>>20609997AEW fans are in agreement the AAA match was great but WWE fans lose their shit whenever AEW gets 5 star matches and refuse to believe they're actually good. I'll never understand their mentality.
>>20610476>AEW fans are in agreement the AAA match was greatActually they're seething and coping>but WWE fans lose their shit whenever AEW gets 5 star matches and refuse to believe they're actually good.This is perfectly acceptable because AEW is trash and everyone knows Dave hilariously overrates it. Having 100+ IQ and being able to pattern recognize is a hallmark of being White.
>>20609997>AEW fans are fat slopslurping jaundiced retardsKEK>>20610476>whenever AEW gets 5 star matches and refuse to believe they're actually good.Something I have in common with WWE fans. I refuse to believe AEW matches are actually good, especially if they involve Ospreay.
That mask vs. mask match literally was just something you see on random ass Dynamite, it's funny as fuck to me that 'E drones glaze it this much
>>20610492>you see actual good wrestling matches on random ass dynamite'Fraid not, piggy.
>>20610476>AEW fans are in agreement the AAA match was greatkek you wishthose spiteful mutants have been melting down that EGA and EGO eclipsed them
>>20609979this HAS to be a typoif not this is the biggest hyperbole in dave's life and giving this rating the same week as the AAA match is making him look like he's acting out of spite
>>20610507or maybe just accept that the reality that the AAA match was mid
Sure it's not to the same extent, but he overrates the shit out of the WWE too. That Cody Rhodes vs Roman match that's just all run ins was rated over 4 stars.
>>20610514nah, i love wrestling and it's one of the best matches i've seeni'd put it a notch below all-time great matches but still much, MUCH better than anything ospreay has done recently, including that average davis match
>>20610517Dave has a type and that type is what AEW panders toThat said, that type is also low-brow car-crash brain-off wrestling with incredibly simple stories and obvious delivery for the slow which is what Ospreay specializes in
90% chance he fat fingered a 5 for the Ospreay match
Same score lmao
>>20610537Watched thisWasn't that good
>>20610507>is making him look like he's acting out of spiteWelcome to Meltzer kek
>>20609979Kek this one got em bubblin!!!!
>>20610514>the AAA match was mid>gets same rating than Ospreayare you saying Ospreay is mid?
>>20609979Just another weekly GOATER from the BillyGOAT
>>20609979>WWE's greatest match of all time is equal to a random Dynamite main eventKEKAROOO
>>20610361Week? No one will be talking about it by the time Smackdown starts.
Jewtzer corrected it. It was 4.75 lmao.
It was a typo
Typo confirmed
>>20610596The Observer has always been plauged by typos, no telling how many matches got an extra star or were shorted. Almost like this shouldn't be the sole source or curation.
>>20609997>>20610243>>20610334>>20610444>>20610476>>20610574>confirmed to be a typoAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>20610596NononononoFUCK
>>20610621It’s almost like there was a standardized rule for writing out number small numbers. Surely accomplished journalist, reporter Dave Meltzer would know this.
>>20610593>>20610594>>20610596
>>20610596LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AEWTISTS ALWAYS LOSE
>>20610209>It was a random match that wasn't even 30 minutes long.And 15 minutes of it was run-ins by like 12 different wrestlers.
>>20610593IT>>20610594ALWAYS>>20610596BACKFIRES
>>20610596it always fucking backfires
>>20609997>WWE's best match in historynobody is calling it that
>>20610593>>20610594>>20610596they're calling OP the most raped man in history
>>20610593>>20610594>>20610596TRANNY CREATURES CAN'T CATCH A BREAK WHAT A FUCKING TRAINWRECK LMAO
>>20609979even aewtists got worked by Dave on this one lol
>>20610596holy kwaboli
>>20609997BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20609997
>>20609993Will legit got spooked by the reaction to this match, he brought up his match with Rick O'Shea and then tried to act cool by saying he was too busy to be upset and had towns to make or something.Mean while it's been a week and people are still talking about the El grande match and no one has even brought up this match. Like no one.
>>20610209Better than Undertaker vs Michaels LMAO
>>20610172Told you
4.75 is still amazing, and the EGA mascara vs mascara match was the best match in AAA by a good long shot.
>>20609997They did NOT like this one.
Whenever I look at the millions of stars in the night sky, I am reminded of William Ospreay's incredible matches. Willy, if you're reading this, WE LOVE YOU, GOAT!!!
>>20612241That's gay as shit, desu. Almost as gay as Ospreay
>>20610596Based heel turn
>>20610596AND STILLL!!!
Every. Single. Time.
>>20610537>it's not a TYPOHaha! Everything backfires on these trannies.Sort of telling that AEWfags who watched the match knew deep down it didn't deserve such high praise but wouldn't admit it.
>>20613522He literally did it on purpose to bait you faggots lmfaoooooo get worked coon
>>20610596AND STILL
>>20613534You mean how WWE feeds Meltzer misinformation just so he looks like a fool everytime he reports lies? Ask your parents, do "Plans Change"? Because I doubt they wanted to take care of a fucking cripple for the rest of their life. Pretty sure your Dad committed suicide because of you. Now tell me... is that a Meltzer lie?
>>20614154Fuck anon, you obliterated that faggot.
>>20614154this mf seething y’all
