>get pulled over doing 66 in a 45>Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?>you tell me
>>20611412>So you don't know?
>>20611412>Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?>Because you want this fat cock in your ass
>>20611412>>20611422Popped my ass
>>20611412
>>20611412>Sir you were going 30 over the speed limit>ok how u know
>>20611412>I believe I may have been speeding officer. I’m aware of the law but you see there is a live WWE PLE on tonight and my mom texted me and said she put the tendies in the oven. I’m sure you know they are nicest fresh out of the oven and my mom gets mad at me when I’m late. You know how moms are. I really apologize.
>>20611412>Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?>fraid so
>>20611412>Sir do yo->*blast I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD from my speakers*
>>20611412The real trick is to feign total ignorance but be very polite and agreeable.
>>20611481>>20611519Kek
>what in the blue hell is this? tell ya what pal, if we can just forget about this, ill pull a few strings and arrange for a little meeting between you and my favorite slut janel! whattaya say pal, havent you ever wanted to shit on a bitch's head? >whats that? you want brock to shit on YOUR head? ok pal, if that's what you're into!
>Sir, you pulled an illegal u-turn back there, mind explaining that to me?>Uhhh... well you know, plans change
>mmmmmmmm we back the blue in this house mmmmm
>>20611412>Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?>me: WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY?>a very sad looking police man: Drug free.>me: Exactly, so i'm a little offended about the dog right now.>Copper: Um...okay, well, here's your warning, have a nice day>me: Go fuck yourself.
>>20611535It do be like that
>do you know why I pulled you over sir?>is this about the Kevin Nash rape stuff I posted?>sir?
>>20611658>it's actually about a gay magazine
>i'm going to have to write you a ticket for this sir. you can contest it down at the courthouse >maybe on planet retard
>>20611677My brother always does and the cops never show up so he gets the tickets dismissed.
>>20611412>Well officer, in 1982 Mitsuharu Misawa did 89 in a 35
>>20611422>124 KBWhy is Hulk Hogan pulling over Shane McMahon?
>>20611412>you didn't stop on a stop sign>maybe on planet retard
>Sir, do you kno- *gunshots*>AHHHHHHH TEN 99 TEN 99 AHHHH>*gunshots*>bodycam hits the dirt
>Sir do you have your license and registration?Nah you do ya worked fagola, I'm shoot travelling not driving BITCH.
>Sir do I smell alcohol on you?Huh what u mean?
>>20611946It's amazing that blacks haven't realized that some liberal judge would put them back on the street tomorrow if a cop found their drug stash. Nooooo they just have to raise the stakes to attempted murder of a cop.
>>20611967>you tell me>*blue mists* cop
>Sir, please pull over>PULL OVER YOUR MOM!!>Huh sir, that's insults to a police agent>Ya seethe???
>>20611978GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>sir, I'm gonna need to see your license and registration pl-OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY AGAIN HEEEELLLLLP SEND BACKUP RIGHT FUCKING NOW MAYDAY MAYDAY REDRUM REDRUM OFFICER DOWN!!!
>>20611990¡Hola!
>we got an anonymous tip that you yelled "YOU FAT N-WORD" out your window on the street
>>20611412I can't drive 55
>>20611967A bit esoteric, no?
>sir, you blew a .27>clock it
