>Quarter-finals>Dysfunction w/Carmine DeSpirito vs Corporal Robinson (Taipei Death Match)>2 Tuff Tony vs Ian Rotten (Electrified Lighttube Match)>Mean Mitch Page vs Necro Butcher (Fans Bring The Weapons Match)>Mad Man Pondo vs Nate Webb (Barbed Wire And Lighttube Tables Match)>Semi-finals>Barbed Wire Canvas Match>Log Cabin of Glass Match>Final>No Ropes Barbed Wire Electrified Lightbulbs Fluorescent Lightbulb House of Pain Caribbean Spiderweb Barbed Wire Board Pool of Lobsters MatchFull show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSlBn1Y4Q5o
First up it's Dysfunction vs Corporal Robinson in a Taipei Death Match, y'know where they tape glass to their hands? It doesn't really play into the match much
It's not really clear here but the finish has Dysfunction win with a loaded punch. Boring finish desu
Next up in the second quarter final, 2 Tuff Tony and Ian Rotten in an Electrified Lighttube Match
Much better than the first match imho The color on Ian was sick as
Next up, it's Mean Mitch Page vs Necro Butcher in a Fans Bring Weapons Match CM Punk says on commentary that there's always uncertainty in matches like this because you never know what the retards will bring
You might not know who Mean Mitch Page is but you might remember him under another nameThat's right, he was Fat Fuck Barrel Boy
Next up in the final quarter-final it's Mad Man Pondo vs Nate Webb in what Prazak & Punk are calling a Gimmick Table Match which is funnier than what the DVD says (Barbed Wire And Lighttube Tables Match)
Probably my favorite match on the show
Huge dive from Spyder Nate Webb for the finishThis match was sick as
Now in the first of two semi-finals it's Dysfunction vs Nate Webb in a Barbed Wire Canvas Match, you can't really make it out because it's 2002 video quality but there's a net of bob wire on the mat Punk on commentary can't believe they're sending Nate Webb out after he just leapt 18ft through tables n tubes
Every other match got three clips, this only gets two because honestly it's kinda boring but the finish is cool Nate Webb does a coast to coast moonflip into a chair on Dysfunction's dome and gets the win to advance to the final
And in your second of two semi-finals it's 2 Tuff Tony vs Necro Butcher in a Log Cabin Of Glass Match with the winner facing Spyder Nate Webb in the final
>>20612187oh hell yeah now this is worth watching
Tony decides to dive on a bunch of chairs for no reason allowing Necro to get the Asiatic Spike locked in for the win, advancing to the finals
And now in the final of the 2002 King of the Death Matches, it's Spyder Nate Webb vs Necro Butcher in a No Ropes Barbed Wire Electrified Lightbulbs Fluorescent Lightbulb House of Pain Caribbean Spiderweb Barbed Wire Board Pool of Lobsters Match!Yes that's right there are indeed lobsters involved in this match
So after all that, at the climax of the show, the referee fucks up the finish and Necro and Nate have to improvise a new ending. If you want to see how that plays out go watch the full show linked the OP but I edited around it
And so your winner of the 2002 King of the Death Matches, defeating Mean Mitch Page, 2 Tuff Tony, and Spyder Nate Webb in one night, it's the Necro Butcher!
And a little bonus if you've enjoyed this thread, here are the best bits of CM Punk on commentary https://files.catbox.moe/fypkxv.mp4
>>20612336kek at the fans getting covered in shitty lobster guts
>>20612440this is what deathmatch wrestling should be. pure insanity.
>>20612187Based thread idea
>>20612440>>20612460There's a comment on the YouTube video that says they didn't know the lobsters had to be kept in salt water so by the time the main event came round they were starting to decompose real bad
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>>20612389>https://files.catbox.moe/fypkxv.mp4lmao don’t post that on reddit
>>20612730wow was punk actually based at one time? im honestly shocked.
>>20612736yeah he’s pretty fun doing commentary on old shows like that
It's wild how many of these guys are still working regularly
ok so i just noticed they have a guy named darin corbin, and he seems to have been much better than baron corbin. did corbin steal his gimmick from this guy?
>>20612874Darin was first yeah
Kinda crazy that pondo and nate both still wrestle regularly
>>20612208the first clip is so gnarly
>>20612187>Pool of Lobsters MatchC'mon now