KING OF NEW YORK
>>20656146*bows the fuck down*
>>20656146He actually did it. Wow, they actually were uncursed too in that they literally overcame every deficit in the 4th without fucking up. He's GOATed for this.
>>20656146I kneel my governor
>>20656146Where is he
>>20656146Holy fuck Tony R. Khan is a dog fucking dumbass
>>20656146Someone fumbled again
>>20656146It's funny how a basic comedy bit became the key point for the knicks' championship run, madness.>>20656168Probably in the locker room
he's gonna win the world title
>>20656146Brunson is a huge WWE fanI understand why he didn't want to acknowledge Danhausen too much earlier because it might have jinxed their run. But now that it's over, I really hope he openly credits Danhausen now
he memed a shit team into being champs for the first time in a million years lmaomeme magic is back
>>20656146I never doubted Danhausen
>>20656146They legit need to have him in the parade and hang his cape in the Garden. This heel face vampire brought them out of obscurity.
>>20656190>I really hope he openly credits Danhausen nowHe already did
>>20656146GENERATIONAL TONY KHAN FUMBLE HOLY SHIT
https://x.com/lolavicewwe/status/2066002852024025481
>>20656198It is crazy how no one predicted the knicks to win the belt this year and his off handed uncursing led to a 15-1 game winning streak out of nowhere. Even if it's random coincidence, it was such a great stroke of luck that will be remembered for decades
>>20656177It's not that weirdGrimace from McDonald's was a huge point in a Mets playoff run a few years ago
>>20656146Funny of how all things, it will go down as Danhausen and Nick LoPiccolo that predicate the final death of AEW
>>20656249>Danhausen's uncursing is so strong that he's causing the Knicks to retroactively win championships they would have won had they not been cursedTruly the greatest knicks playerhausen in history times
>>20656190jalen brunson is a better white meat babyface than cody rhodes
>>20656225What
>>20656265if brunson is cody does that make wembitch roman?
>>20656274nah he's baron corbin or some shit never gonna win the big one
>>20656274wembitch is jack swagger or some shit
>>20656146I still don’t get this nigga and now I’ve gotta see him every day holy fuck I hate this world.
big day for LA knight
>>20656274Wembitch wouldn't even make it out of NXT. That nigga is beyond soft. He'll probably suffer a career ending KWAB next season somehow
WWE wasting NO time, kek
>>20656307the alternate universe where theres a ton of malnourished african children wearing these
>>20656307KWPOSC (kek what piece of shit carnies)but imagine a bunch of kids in the third world ending up with those danhausen tees if they lost kek
>>20656307It has to be the Knicks too right? For WWE to use their name and logos etc.
>>20656146Chaim Witz?
>>20656318Danhausen is why they're here at all. Give that nigga all the money.
>>20656318they’re looking at a lot of wembitch merch in their sad, short lives
Holy shit, New York is gonna go crazy as fuck tonight, kek
to think his streak would've been even more amazing if some retard didn't show up to that one game, at least he pulled through in the end and cemented his legacy. how'd they fumble him so badly
>>20656371you'll finna know it!
>>20656454I was really hoping for the Knicks to blow a 3-1 lead for maximum chimp outs
>>20656146How did he do it?
Incredible story, honestly.Going from being banned from tv and merch by Tony, to getting no reaction on WWE debut, to becoming one of the most popular wrestlers in the industry and among normies right now
>>20656189He's definitely winning some kind of title at some point this yearIt's not just the fact that his uncursing led to a WWE tie-in with the current NBA champs, who are currently all over mainstream newsIt's also the fact that ever since he started getting attention from sports fans over the Knicks thing, he has done a really great job doing appearances in character and selling himself as well as WWE by extensionWWE isn't gonna let him go to waste right now
>>20656783>getting no reaction on WWE debutHe got cheered. It's still an incredible fucking story though.
>>20656998Timothee Chalamet was shown in the locker room with the Knicks celebrating and popping champagne while holding a WWE beltYou know WWE is loving every second of this shit
>>20656323It's official WWE & NY Knicks crossover merchBoth WWE Shop and the official NBA store have been selling Knicks x Danhausen shirts for the past few weeks, after the un-cursing started to get attentionhttps://store.nba.com/?query=danhausen&_ref=p-HP:m-SEARCHLooks like the NBA store site also just added the new Champ-hausen shirts. Holy shit. He's about to make an assload of money off of this un-cursing
>>20657096Kek they're gonna sell literal millions of those shirts. This'll go down in actual history books as one of the greatest and most outlandish sports stories ever told. The Knicks won their first championship in over 50 years because they got uncursed by a goofball comedy wrestler and WWE's name will always be attached to it. AEW could've had this but Tony let it slip through his fumbling fingers. This is the future he chose.
>>20657096KWABOPOSC(kek what a bunch of piece of shit carnies)
>>20657189very common Tony Khan L, 'fraid so
>>20656274Wembitch is the Great Khali he’s a tall pajeet shitter
>This is how Tony can still take over MSGkekKEK it's fucking over.
Don't worry singular AEW tranny, you still have... Leo Rush BAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/danhausen-new-york-knicks-deal-being-put-together-by-tko-exclusive/>The Knicks are the NBA Champions, and they will soon collaborate with WWE and TKO.>With their NBA Championship win on Saturday, the New York Knicks are set to collaborate on a number of projects with Danhausen, WWE, and TKO. Bryan Alvarez has more details.>“The Danhausen/Knicks deal is being put together by TKO,” he writes. “WWE cameras will be at the parade, and they will likely be putting together a Knicks/Danhausen documentary for YouTube.”>In addition, WWE is working to get several NBA stars for the next Saturday Night’s Main Event in New York City.>“At least one Knick is confirmed for SNME. They’re trying to get several more, plus their coach,” he continues. “WWE has already launched the Knicks/Danhausen championship merch on WWEShop. Danhausen is also going to be on ESPN Sunday or Monday at the earliest.”>Fightful Select reported earlier in the day that if the Knicks were to win, Danhausen would be a prominent part of advertising in the New York City area moving forward, with once source saying that he would become a “fixture.”The one Knicks player confirmed for SNME has to be Brunson, everyone knows he's a big WWE fanI cannot believe how much Danhausen is fucking winning right nowI've never seen a comedy wrestler get this much success this fucking fastAnd it's all because he did one uncursing at exactly the right moment. Sometimes the stars just align for someone's breakout successI never really 'got' his gimmick personally, but as a wrestling fan I feel great for the guy
>>20659172>“At least one Knick is confirmed for SNMEkek everyone knows it's Brunson why are they being cagey about it?
>>20659172Brunson appeared in segments on Smackdown before, it's clearly him
He'd better not fuck around and try any more shoot curses/uncurses with any sports teams after thisThis was a million-to-one shot, and somehow he got it. He'll never get this lucky again with real life cursing/uncursingHe needs to treat this like how Seinfeld never ran again after winning that one race due to accidentally starting before anyone else, but nobody noticing it except George. Just keep refusing any real life cursing/uncursing
Kek this will all be forgotten in a month
>>20660357Nah NFL season is coming up. You know damn well that he will be on ESPN and someone will offer to buy him a yacht or some shit if he uncurses the Browns or Jets or some shit. This ain't going anywhere for the 6 months at least.
>>20660357This has to be the saltiest, most hating-ass post on this board right now, kek
>>20660357kek, you're a sad rage-filled fat coping faggot, kek, also aew has been forgotten about for 7 years, kek
Why are they like this?
>>20660453Mental illness plus no real hobbies or interests outside of AEW.
>>20660453Honestly, aew faggots are the saddest cunts in existence.
>>20660453Why are they also always like this?
>>20660357The seethe here is so palpable kek he's bubblin in Dublin!
>>20656998>started getting attention from sports fansthis is not a thing that happened
>>20660453It's the Kat Dennings holocaust of patheticness all over again.
>kek, you're a sad rage-filled fat coping faggot, kek, also aew has been forgotten about for 7 years, kek
>>20660617kek, you're still coping and seething, and cowardposting now too, kek, so gotten to, what a fat dumb cunt faggot
>>20660357i'm glad you felt like talking about gayew here but we're talking about danhausen's success
>>20660464he looks like a faggot that went to school at calarts
>>20660464KWAB
Why is everyone so focused just on him uncursing the Knicks?Dude also initially cursed the Carolina Hurricanes, causing them to lose their next game. Then Canes fans paid him human monies to uncurse them which he did, and now they just fucking won the Stanley CupThis nigga is on a hot streak right now with this gimmick
King of rigged sports
>>20661316Because no one cares about hockey?
>>20661447But enough about MMGay
>>20662278We're not talking about you though
bumphausen
>>20664088Datporthausen
>>20664102Basedhausen
>>20656274Wemby isn’t Roman. That’s still actually LeBron.I believe Wemby is Oba, SGA is CM Punk, Luka is LA Knight, and Jokic is Gunther.
>>20666768shut yo bitch ass up
At this point I don't know which makes him more angry, Danny leaving Tony's toybox and thriving or Blakey.
>>20656146KEK TKIAFB (TK IS A FUMBLIN' BITCH)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fq4xcoECzakBrunson finally openly admits he believes in the powers of Danhausen, on the Tonight ShowFUMBLE OF THE FUCKING YEAR, TONY
>>20661316He has to be making a killing on CameoBetween that and the merch sales, dude might legit not even need to actually wrestle anymore at this point
>>20668270Good for him
>>20656146Takeshi 69 is actually the king of NYC as well as the west coastcrazy but true
>>20660453This is peak hating-ass nigganess right here
>>20660453Mentally ill faggots often behave like mentally ill faggots. You can tell a mentally ill faggot is a mentally ill faggot by xir aew fandom.
hows his wrestling? he just does a shitty svengoolie? ok?
>>20656190He gave Danhausen credit last night on the Tonight show with Jimmy FallonI'm an AEW fan so technically I should be mad about this. But honestly as just a wrestling fan in general I'm glad to see a wrestler - a lower-card comedy gimmick, at that - get so much attention from normies outside the wrestling bubble
>>20669654Just think of all the views WWE is getting from him. Thousands!
>Periodic reminder that you will not see a SINGLE, SOLITARY, SOLE comment on Knicks social media posts (including Facebook, Instagram, highlight reels, ESPN discussion segments) that mentions danhausen in anyway whatsoever
>>20669973Yep. Hes just some corny white guy that nerds are getting worked up about. Real NBA fans dont know who tf he is, they are just partying and going to clubsFucking incel faggots
>>20670019You're ignorant as all get out of you think a very large percentage of sports fans prefer being homebodies to watch the human teams. Not everyone is in college still and not everyone is a degenerate party goer, you ding dong diddly simp.
>>20670108Stfu corny ass white boy lol
>>20669973
>>20669973>>20670019Wheeler I get you having a breakdown for over a year because Blake left but no way you're soiling yourself over Danhausen are ya?
>>20669973ESPN literally just released an entire omnibus of the curse timeline on their official YouTubehttps://youtu.be/DMpWd-Hgpqk?is=BWmvSUunVBKmu0Y_
Tony R. Khan did a huge fumble
>>20671595BBBASED
He made it in the big leagues
>>20671595>t-they're not going to talk about it on sports networks at all -t. gayewtist who insists gayew is "real wrestling, for adults"
>>20671595Hmm it's funny. How come none of the comments are calling him a cringe reddit clown or anything negative like that? It would seem like normal people love him and the only people who hate him are the bitter insecure fags that post here. I know whose opinion I trust more.
Anyone saying that this Knicks run is luck doesn’t know bball. This team is legitimately great. But the Dan stuff is definitely fun lol
Yeah, they're definitely planning to make plenty of human monies off this dude
>>20656146>Already forgotten
>>20673262>Still shitting himself over danhausen leaving tony's toy box
>>20673262We don't post our epitaphs here
>>20656146he lives in Michigan
>>20674436Lmao
>>20670108Shut tf up faggot ass BITCH
Just a few hours away from the Knicks parade, can't wait to see Basedhausen there
>>20671576>Wheeler I get you having a breakdown for over a year because Blake leftIs that true?I've never watched Blake but saw her dump whatsherface into a birthday cake and run away = pure cinemaIs there any wrestler out there that Tony hasn't fumbled?
>>20677444Afraid so
He won. Tony lost.
>>20656146Even seeing the Tony Fumbled posts on normie social media under his videos. Everyone is saying it.
>>20678491Same here
>>20670108Fuck off incel
KWAB of New York
>>20679665>Gets invited >No showsLol Bashausen raped ya mind
>>20673261Mone is in AEW
MSG is coming up
You notice that ever since Danhausen started getting popular the singular AEW fan (the wheeled fella) stopped with his Blake seethe threads?
>>20682364I didn't notice because I have a life
>>20682663>I have a life>posts on /pw/
>>20682709That part
When is WWE going to restock these?
>>20684218Based
>>20656146heard he raped tony khan?
>>20687453I've been hearing this more and more but don't know if it's true
>>20656146Nah that's the jeet muslim mayor.
>>20684218He never said this
>>20684218kek
>>20656146I watched the ariel helwani interview with him and can you believe this mother fucker was implying he would eventually like to do something else with the gimmick? How retarded is this motherfucker. You aren't the Undertaker. This is it until people get sick of it in a year or two. You aren't going to be a serious wrestler
>>20684218So it was basedhausen all along? I thought it was just some genetics thing.
>>20690193Yup
>>20684218An all time t-shirt design right here
