AND TONY WITH THE FUMBLE AT THE 1 YARD LINE
wake that up
clock it
why are you so mad that tony fired him
>>20656326nobody is mad, it's just fucking hilarious that Danhausen gets released because he didn't have any yummy mummy Metlzer stars and now he's truly sports entertaining at the mainstream levelWhen all is said and done, Danhausen will be filthy rich and famous while Omega and Ospreay are crippled and living in retirement homes
>>20656316tony is the king of fumbles
>>20656336Dat port
>>20656336so you're mad, got it
>>20656316So... still tony?
>>20656348alfredo
Do you people really not understand that this kind of mainstream exposure would be impossible for anyone in AEW to achieve no matter how much Tony tried to shove them down people's throats? I'm not even trying to console war here, I haven't watched WWE in fifteen years and have never watched AEW, but I've been keeping up with this Danhausen stuff through threads here, and this "Tony fumbled Danhausen" shit is just a shitpost troll, correct? Like you get that the only reason he's over is because of TKO's relationship with ESPN, right? That Tony could have renamed Dynamite the "Danhausen Variety Hour" and put him in every single segment for months and nobody outside of Reddit and Twitter would have a fucking clue who he is, correct?
>>20656383the level of cope is astronomical here
>>20656398We dont sign our posts here
>>20656398What am I coping over? The fact that AEW is a fucking laughingstock pissant fed who can't get anything over or that Danhausen would have been fired from WWE by now if they didn't have direct access to ESPN executives?
>>20656415lol this danhausen fan is boiling
>>20656383They didn’t like this one
>>20656326>>20656346>>20656398>>20656433It looks like you're breaking down because something backfired on you again. Remember when you made the AND NEWWWW thread and everyone made fun of you when the Knicks won? You got so mad you spam reported your own thread KWACB
>>20656383>>20656442>He's replying to himself againYou watch both AEW and WWE every week you fat disabled faggot lmfao
>>20656464I’m not your boogeyman.
At least he got Lio Rush
>>20656464How'd that shit work out for you, pretty good?
>>20656479>>20656466post legs
>>20656466>>20656479No one will ever care when you switch devices you fat immobile faggot, tell you caretaker we all feel bad for him to tonight.
Fumbled the NFL Draft too! Needed a Running Back. Drafted ZERO RBs. Any of you play Fantasy Football you try that shit this Summer. Draft a team with no RBs and see how you do kek.
>>20656483So not great, huh?
>>20656482>>20656483I think you misunderstood his original post, friend,
>>20656492>>20656494You can't walk
>>20656450>You got so mad you spam reported your own thread KWACBI think he does that very often after he gets BTFO. I expect tranny porn posted itt to get it deleted any second now.
>>20656485Tony grew up playing Fantasy Prowrestling. Serious as a heart attack.
>>20656505He's been getting his shit kicked in a lot lately so I'm not surprised. He's lost a step (kek)
smells like fried ham and shit in herecripplepig must be getting cooked again
>>20656511>He's been getting his shit kicked in a lot latelykek, i've noticed that too
>>20656383Thanks for defending Tone in the chans, anonPM me your address so I can send you a new dilator
>>20656545How's the third grade reading comprehension working out for you?
>>20656485>actually shows up to the draft wearing a worked neckbrace>all the other nfl gms giggle and point it out amongst themselves>tony heard them because he looked like an "I'm not mad" meme in real lifeWhat was he thinking?
>>20656383>this kind of mainstream exposure would be impossible for anyone in AEW to achieveYes, AEW's toxic fanbase holds them back that nobody, not even Jericho, can get them mainstream appeal
>>20656594Heh you say this but Jericho is shilling NFTs now. It's only a matter of time before they get big!
>>20656592"I bet I could wank more dogs than them."
>>20656594That's certainly part of it.
kek, I was wondering why the hogcord was throwing a fit, now I know
>>20656592He wanted to embarrass his Daddy for not buying him that Goldberg toy. Danhausen will be in demand this NFL season for any team desperately needing a popularity bump. They will fight over Danhausen to be the team mascot.The Jaguars fucking had Danhausen for 3+ years and did nothing with him thanks to Tony's mismanagement.
the absolute fucking state of tony
>>20656650Tony's Dad paid to have the jerseys made too. Nobody on the team knew who the fuck these losers are.
>>20656650Embarrassing
>>20656383>Tony tried to shove them down people's throats?Tony doesn't shove anything down people's throats. He just shits out a product meant for his 150 clapping seals to fawn over, not for actual normal people. There isn't a single person in AEW that's meant for the casual viewer, only obese smark pandering.
>>20656673he did shove mox/deathriders down peoples throats for months a shame because i actually like Claudio but nobody can figure out how to book him
>>20656650That's just sad
They just unveiled the new knicks champion shirt on WWE tonight, and its up there are a best seller with 4 other danhausen shirts.
tony fumbling the golden chance for PR in the arguably most important sports event of the year
>>20656809You would have to actively try to be as bad a businessman as Tony
>>20656809>>20656829How does NBA/WWE merchandise work? Each franchise gets 50%What's Dimeshaisen's cut after that?
>>20656650KWAB
this dudes wife fucks other men. what the fuck is wrong with edrones
>>20656848Get a load of this sad coping faggot.
I love how Miz and Wilson are along for the ride too, good on them. This story line has been going since March 6 and everyone involved is benefiting from it. its good to see WWE writers let storylines go longer than the 30day PLE cycle. Just a segment a week, and people watching clips online is all it needs to keep people invested. The Frankenstein reveal will probably be a major disappointment as well (on purpose), as everything Danhausen does is about subverting expectations, failing, but failing successfully.
>>20656326Why aren't you mad that Tony fired him? If he didn't fumble the Dannhausenmeister then all of this would be benefiting AEW right now. Every AEW fan should be mad at Tony for this. But the rest of us? Yeah we're just laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20656894I wonder how many times they have to shoot and reshoot these scenes since someone has to be bursting out laughing.
>>20657054Kit wilson did a stint at second city (the comedy improv troupe). That is the group where many famous comedians came from:Bill MurrayJohn CandyJohn BelushiDan AykroydEugene LevyCatherine O'HaraChris FarleyMike MyersSteve CarellTina FeyAmy PoehlerStephen ColbertDanhausen is a theater kid who stays in character extremely well, and Miz has decades of TV experience. If anything its the WWE producers and cameramen off-camera that would be cracking up.
>>20656894Don't forget the jews will stomp out a storyline with months of that kind of development out of the blue like they did with kairi/iyo/asuka
>>20656809How is Guilia in the top 9 wtf
>>20656326>why are you so madAlways with the projection from our singular AEW fan.
>>20657113It's honestly a cool-looking shirt even if you don't know or care about who the fuck she is
>>20657113This is probably a mix of online and live event sales rankings. WWE was just in italy last week and people there went crazy for her. It should be a momentary spike in sales. That also happens when a new T-shirt is unveiled for an existing talent, like with Sammy's new "last real good guy" shirt.
>>20656326If you want AEW to succeed and grow in popularity, you should be furious right now that Danhausen was told by Tony and his friends that he wasn't a big enough star to make merch for and wasn't good enough of a wrestler to be on TV.Everyone on the planet could see that Danhausen would flourish if properly supported by a real company like WWE who would be filming him doing tons of stuff and constantly pumping out merch... except Tony and the EVPs who judged him on his fucking wrestling talent and because he wasn't a certified member of their Japan-indie clique.
>fumbled himDanhausen was looking to get released so he could join his gay lover, Phil, in the Epstein fed
>>20656650Ah yes, a Canadian and a Japanese who have never been connected to New York or the NBA in any way ever
>>20656650..........
>>20657185>being this madlmao
>>20656485>drafting RB's that break down in one season
>>20657267So /pw/ watches something other than Basketball? I see. You're not wrong. Though I gotta ask, the Jags already have a top tier TE. Why did they draft two new TEs and zero RBs? I think Tony plans to trade a TE for an RB before the Season starts.
The Fed is just better at writing for these type of joke characters.Truth, Tozawa, Santino, Spike, Hornswoggle, etc- these guys are over as fuck and don't need to wrestle for the crowd to love them.
>>20656415>Danhausen would have been fired from WWE by now if they didn't have direct access to ESPN executivesWhat the fuck? He's still over in WWE without the NBA stuff. Why are you so angry over Danhausen if you don't even watch wrestling? Are you a Spurs fan?
>>20657992A booker should be able to know how to book talent. All his talent.
>>20656316Dimehausen
>>20656383Yes we all know AEW is a pissant company with zero mainstream appeal and even less of a future
>>20656650Please be AI... holy hell...
>>20656650Yeesh
>>20657185He was literally all but begging on social media to get booked on AEW shows going so far as to openly stating he's been healthy for months what is this revisionist history?
>>20656316Hoping that during the NFL season he curses the Jags
>>20658068maybe he shouldn't have pulled an earl hebner
>>20656650Tony doesn't know what he wants. He wants to be acknowledged by the mainstream, while refusing to stop booking skinny manlets who can't talk, and wrestlers who can't cut an English promo. It's like he's at war with himself in his own head.
I’m still in shock that the Knicks won. Brunson works me into a shoot. I love that nigga
>>20658137>wants to be acknowledged by the mainstream but doesn't want to appeal to the mainstream>wants two contradictory thingsTony truly has the demeanor of a woman>>20658129>maybe he shouldn't have pulled an earl hebnerGood thing he didn't.
>>20656316>1 yard lineTony didn't even have the ball
The image is 5 months old you sad cunts
>>20658929And it's just as hilarious today as it was then. Two literal fucking whos in jerseys that Tony paid for. KWAB.
>>20658934Okada has been a fan of them for years you fucking spud. This is way more funny.
>>20658929Why weren't they greeted by any players? Why weren't they interviewed by ESPN?
Do a load of shit comedy meme wrestling and then fumble the only comedy wrestler that actually draws a dime. Classic Tony.
>>20658945>been a fan for years>no acknowledgement from team or the fans>wasting career in empty arenasOh my
>>20658951Because they were attending a game as fans and decided to get a photo? What's wrong with that?
>>20658929>Okada was The Rainmaker in Japan, revered and treated like a huge star that literally rained dimes from the heavens in his entrance>comes to America, signs with Tony's Toybox and now just says "bitch" randomly while being a nobodySad fall.
>>20656316Lol fumbling bumbling bitch
iirc Danhausen "cursed" the NYK at first and when they made the Finals he "lifted the curse". It would have been hilarious if San Antonio won and he had to backpedal again
>>20660426No he cursed them to fuck with Stephen A and then they lost two games and then someone paid him money to uncurse them on Cameo and they immediately came back from a 20 point deficit and went 15-1 in one of the greatest playoff streaks in NBA history which included one of the greatest comebacks in playoff history
>>20660426>Danhausen "cursed" the NYK at first and when they made the Finals he "lifted the curse"Not only is this dead wrong, but if it was true then the Knicks would be paying zero attention to him right nowThis is what happened:>Knicks/Hawks series was just getting started when Danhausen cursed Stephen A. Smith (indirectly cursing his favorite team the Knicks, since he also mentioned Stephen being a Knicks fans right before the actual curse)>Knicks won the 1st game vs. Hawks, but then lost the 2nd and 3rd>fans start to wonder if the curse is real>some random nervous Knicks fan panics and pays Danhausen money via Cameo to uncurse the Knicks>Danhausen then publicly uncurses the Knicks, and also curses the Hawks>since being uncursed by Danhausen, Knicks not only swept the Hawks for the rest of that series (also won every game after that by several points including the last game that they won by 51 points), but also then completely swept the 76ers and the Cavs with no losses during a historic 13-game win streak in the postseason, something that hadn't been done in the NBA since the Golden State Warriors' 15-game streak in 2017>except for Game 3 in the Finals, Knicks won every other game to win the NBA championship
>“The Danhausen/Knicks deal is being put together by TKO,” Alvarez said. “WWE cameras will be at the parade, and they will likely be putting together a Knicks/Danhausen documentary for YouTube.”So danhausen will be at the nicks parade and he is getting his own WWE documentary already. Camera team has been following him for days now.
>>20656316For real though he prints money and doesn't even have to wrestle. How do you fumble that badly
The best thing anyone ever did for Danhausen in creative was to make his curses actually real
>>20660611The fat retard who lives here will claim that Tony is a billionaire and doesn't need to make money but Tony doesn't have shit and thinks Meltzer stars are worth something. He's genuinely the dumbest nepo baby ever.
>>20660391I never would. Although it would be funny to see someone throw a cup of piss in Tony's face. And then yell, "CURSED!". After that anything Tony drinks, eats, or snorts will all taste like piss.
How many matches has Danhausen done since joining WWE? Three?? Holy shit, imagine being this dimes while taking next to zero bumps.
>>20656316Tony Khan books for cagematch ratings and has zero understating of gimmicks that get over without wrestling, hence fumbling Danhausen so badly!
>>20661525Exactly this.
>>20656316He got invited to the Knicks champ parade
>>20656316Tony is used to fumbling, look at the Jags
>>20656316He won
I'm glad Tony is considering killing himself over this fumble but it's not time yet. AEW is about to have the final 2 worst years of it's life.
>>20656326He didn't even fire him, he just let the contract run out and even if he offered one, Danhausen had already decided to go to WWE by that point anyway.But that doesn't fuel the inane console war bullshit enough.
kek Tony didn't even have the stones to fire the guy, he just hoped people would forget about him as he rotted in catering. Kwaboty 2026 in the bag
>Summerslam is down YOY but at least we sold Knicks T-shirts without converting a single new fan!
>>20667456>SummerSlam in Minnesota is going to sell more tickets and generate a much higher gate than All Tarps LondonOink more for me you fat fuck
Imagine how much more popular he's gonna be around Halloween. When is the last time a wrestler had this great of a breakout year?
>>20656316>socialist muslim becomes mayor>sports team winschudbros... i'm finna defect
>>20668787That fag had nothing to do with it.
Danhausen curse discussed on Jimmy Falon.
>>20667310That's why I hope Britt Baker goes to TNA and has an All Star run. Tony is actively trying to kill prowrestler's careers.
>>20668722Stone Cold Steve AustinHow did Tony fumble this fucking badly!
>>20656644>The Jaguars fucking had Danhausen for 3+ yearsOnly way to un-curse the Jags is by getting rid of the Khans.
>>20668186HE GAVE UP AFRER THIS
>>20656326you got em writing walls of seethe lmao
>>20656336>>20657152>>20657026>>20656450kek these cross dressing fags oinked and wrote walls of text
>>20657981>Why did they draft two new TEs and zero RBs?In case brenton strange asks for a fuckton of money, which he will because he is that goodboerkircher is a white clone of brenton strange, i don't know shit about the other guy they drafted>I think Tony plans to trade a TE for an RB before the Season starts.They have bhayshal tuten and chris rodriguez, the jaguars are okay with the "floor" of their running back room but have expectations of tuten being the premiere guyt. sports writer
Danhausen is an American household nameAEW is running shows at Casa Bonita
>>20660447Danhausens power cannot be matched.
>>20656644>The Jaguars fucking had Danhausen for 3+ years and did nothing with him thanks to Tony's mismanagementGood god....
>>20672881>Danhausen signs in 2022>The Jaguars win 6 straight and go from last place to first place, make the playoffs and complete the 2nd largest comeback in playoff history against the Chargers>Danhausen gets taken off TV late 2023>Around the same time the Jaguars start 8-3, lose 5 of their last 6 and miss the playoffs>Danhausen off TV all of 2024>Jaguars go 4-13>Danhausen is granted his release in 2025 but injury prevents it contractually>Jaguars go 13-4>Danhausen signs with the WWE>Jaguars lose in the playoffs despite being the favorites>Danhausen debuts for WWE two weeks laterIt's real.
>>20667305>console warIt's WWE repeatedly hitting what is left of AEW's corpse with a slab of bacon.
>>20656336that part
>>20672860'fraid fucking so
>>20674512Every single time I come here that fat retarded mentally ill faggot is getting heemed in multiple threads.Every. Single. Time.
>>20674544You'd think after years of arguing and seething that he would actually get good at it
>>20674548Yeah, you would think that. It's bizarre. It's almost like he enjoys being mocked relentlessly. Maybe he's just dumb.
>>20656336you sound awfully invested in someone else you don’t know or care aboutmaybe that why you look mad to him
>>20674566SAAR!
>>20656383I believe you don't watch wrestling anymore because clearly you don't know jack shit about how the business works.No, WWE's relationship with ESPN didn't do anything. Yes, you can tell them to force X guy everywhere and that would not do jack shit. Example: Roman Reigns, a complete failure despite being overexposed everywhere, across all their partners for more than ten years. The thing with Danhausen is that he started with little exposure and got over organically with the normal crowd. This is something you can't plan ahead. It's something that simply happens. And plenty of times is due to the performer doing his job right. Example: John Cena. You can try to shit all you want on Danhausen but it's undeniable that he did his job right.The bottom line, my retarded friend, is that GayEW could've capitalized over all this if they had only given Danhausen a platform. They didn't. They decided to keep promoting Young Cucks, Hangma'am, COPEland, MJewF, Ocarder, and Billy "MY SPOT WITH RICOCHET" Assplay.
>>20674611>>20674624kek this epiggies are oinking and rolling in their slop over a catchphrase
>>20656644>>20673183I just love the thought of Shahid seeing 'that evil clown' on National TV and yelling at Junior>"Is that toy I buy you? Why you give him away! Because all your other toys told you to? My son is a fucking retard! I'm sending you back to Pakistan to live with your real mother in squalor and human feces. Begone!"
>>20656316>Tony fired himIf you read this whole thread that is the aewchud cope They always lie
>>20677954You know that is what happened behind the scenes.Just like one of your precious joshihebes "graduating"
>>20677536KWAB
>>20677234Shahid Khan was here on a school visa and married Ann Carlson to get a green card#TrueLove
>>20656336Knicks fans are already tired of him, its over
>>20656336TRUTH NUKE
>>20681351Basketball season is over you sports-retarded faggot. No wonder you love fake wrestling. They give you soap operas all year. Meanwhile real athletes need a break.We need to ban all AEW fans from this board.
>>20681819Folks. Where's the lie?
>>20681803Stop stealing my shit and doing it wrong.
>>20682417The Texans will win a Superbowl before the Fags
Tony stop fumbling man
Is it true that the guy who would always seethe about Blake has now moved on to seething about Danny?
>>20684208Frayed sow
>>20656316How did he fumble him.
AEW is dead. Bury it.
