>leaves AEW >immediately becomes a New York icon permanently etched into the sports lexicon for all time fumble status?
>Hey son, can you explain to me why did you fire that money machine clown?
>>20656571bucks didnt like him, one of chez guys plz understand
>>20656543This dude is just having a fantastic year I got to say and it's not even over
>>20656571EVPs were jealous he had better merch ideas and sales than they had, so he was banned from making money or trying to get himself over.
>>20656543>fumble status?Generational
Is this true?
>>20656571>Sure thing, Dad!
>>20656543>Being associated with a monkey fanbase that beats rival fans into comas and commits property damage in their own cityOh no...anyways
>>20656571>B-b-b-b-b-because he was f-f-f-f-friends with CM P-p-p-p-p-unkLike actually imagine how that conversation would go? Because that's the reason Tony pulled him off tv and benched him. Nothing but petty ass stupid bullshit
>>20658572Better than being associated with a French choke artist, a city full of big ol' women and a dirty creek. Also, you're a fat seething dumbass and Tony fumbled.
>>20656543Works in WWE. Not in AEW
>>20656543I watch AEW because they don't push goyslop merchandise clowns aimed at children and the childlike-minded. Sorry for the WWE fans who have to sit through this horseshit.
>>20658557LMFAO
>>20658587You watch AEW because you and their entire locker room have one thing in common: you're all faggots
>>20658592kek so true
>>20658592t. Pat Patterson, Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels
>>20658557>you froze his contract!? you'd better unfreeze it!>I'm workin on it! I'm workin on it!
>>20658587I actually refuse to believe this is true considering the AEW roster is full of goyslop consumers who work video game references into their attire and matches. Like, I'm certain without looking it up that AEW puts out corny-ass merch.
>>20658585It was working in AEW though. He got big pops and sold merch like crazy there too.
>>20656543Wwe should do fumblemania and the card is just the guy's Tony fumbled
>>20658613Except Danhausen drew millions in merch and is still going and covered on other mainstream broadcasts and trending on social media nonstop
>>20656543BIGGEST FUMBLE EVER, TK IS KWAB'D
Only wrestling accounts are talking about this clown. No NBA fans even know who he is. They're all talking about Tony and AEW too. Sad.
>>20656571>He doesn't get dave stars and bad cagematch ratings daddy!
>>20658740>NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT DANHAUSEN!!1 THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT AEW!!1See a psychiatrist.
>>20656543Nobody knows who this is
>>20658792See an adult learning center so you can figure out how to read.
>>20658792You should do the same because you cannot talk about his success without bringing up that wrestling promotion you don't like
>>20658819I was quoting the other guy's post, retard.
>>20658825I know you were you retard. Probably why the other anon told you to learn how to read.
>>20658830What point are you even trying to make?
>>20658837My point is the only accounts talking about Danhausen are WWE fans and half of them can't do that without bringing up Tony or AEW. Can you get that through your thick skull you fucking moron?
>>20658690Nigga literally has people cameoing him to uncurse their favorite teams. He's over as fuck.
>>20658844That's not what you said, retard. You said NBA fans don't know who Danhausen is, and they're all talking about Tony and AEW. You need professional help.
>>20658852You genuinely cannot read you fucking spastic.
>>20658740Is this the cope from fat retards across the pond? It's pretty awful and desperate but that's nothing new for him
>>20658858Uh oh, he's bubblin again. Settle down, piggy.
>>20658587>pops for Orange Cassidy
>>20658852
Has he had a match in the evil fed yet?
>>20658844Reports are already coming out about him attending the parade, a documentary about all of this and some Knicks are gonna show up on SNNE.
>>20658883Matches are for niggas who don't make money. Like Omega and Ospreay.
>>20658844>No NBA fans even know who he is. They're all talking about Tony and AEW
>>20658884>some Knicks are gonna show up on SNNEYeah, the next SNME is at Madison Square Garden. That was probably already going to happen anyway, championship win or not. Jalen Brunson's already appeared on WWE shows multiple times and was DLC in their last video game.
>>20658889>Only wrestling accounts are talking about this clown>>20658884Well WWE would be dumb not to try and strike a deal. Doesn't sound like something the NBA/Knicks have asked for though.
>>20658895So the NBA are acknowledging this, right?
>>20658740Players have been referencing it.
>>20658901Good thing Dimeshausen felt generous enough to get that pendulum swangin in their direction, huh? Got the whole country behind them
>>20658901>Seething headcanon cope from WOR
>>20656543It appears working for aew gives you a -50 on all stats defuff
>>20658581How do those AEW fans eat churros, anon?
>>20656543Nobody cares that he cursed the Carolina Hurricanes and they just won the Stanley Cup.
>>20656543No one in the NBA sphere is aware of him.
>>20661118He only has the power to maintain a few curses/uncurses at a time, and the Miz/Kit stuff is taking up like 80% of his curses
>>20661118He uncursed the hurricanes and cursed the knights instead.
>>20661155>copeWhy can't aewtists admit Tony is an utter "fuck up" loser with no chicks
>>20661171Basedhausen
>>20658643>sports based feel
>>20661118The whole story of the NHL playoffs.Series was ties 1-1 in a best of seven final>Hurricanes were cursed by danhausen and they lost 2-1>danhausen was even shown on the scoreboard jumbotron cursing them, and las vegas won in overtime (series now 2-1)>more human money from hurricanes fans was spent to reverse that curse>after doing so the hurricanes won the next three games winning the stanley cup
>>20656543>this was all part of his plan to sell bootleg Knicks jerseysVery sneed. Very feed.
The idea of AEWpigs having to undermine and deconstruct Danhausen a literal nobody in Tony's toy box will never not be amusing to meKeep squealin' for my entertainment, cultists
>>20656571BECAUSE HE'S THE WRONG KIND OF CIRCUS ACT, OKAY, DADDY? I WANT FLIPPY ACROBATS, NOT CLOWNS!
>>20661321It's funny because he would have fit in early AEW really well when damn near everyone was running "le spoopy cult" gimmick. He would have been a shoe in for pre-Brody Lee Dark Order.
WHAT A BOOB
Just rigged sports
>>20661442You seem upset
He still can't answer how on earth Tony fumbled him
>>20663686Who can't?
>>20663705God
>>20656543BIGGEST FUMBLE OF THE CENTURY
>>20656571Shahid knows the basical Rule: a team is only as strong as it's weakest player. Sadly for AEW, that player is Tony.
>>20656543Tony could have used Danhausen for all sports team for eternity but he really generationally fumbled it.
>>20658572People still love ECW despite being 100% PhillyHonestly I was expecting worse from Yorkers, but only 60 arrests, like 2 stabbings and 1 shooting. Philly goes much more fucked up.
>>20666515Burning cities shouldn't be our default modeThe world deserves better
>>20656543Wow Donovan you are such a megastar, surely the ratings are increasing since you came to WWE, right?...RIGHT???
>>20656543Actually WWE have fumbled him and arent pushing him hard enough
>>20667270whoever that is from the top rope
>>20667260>their only cope is that we can't visably connect any company growth to him so it is completely meaninglessYou do realize how pathetic and gotten to you sound posting this is in every thread, right?
>>20667403But if he's such a mainstream star, surely people would tune in to see him, right?
>>20661109The long way
>>20667419People do tune in. Are you thinking of the time he was in AEW? You do know that NXT is gaping AEW right?
I'm back watching wrestling, what are Danhausen's best matches?
>>20668242All of them.
>>20668242You watch will assplay matches and think they're good
>>20667385Don't you kinda just wanna smack the black off his face?
>>20667385Stop replying to yourself fatso
>>20658913He's a wrestling fan.They are selling shirts to wrestling fans and Summerslam is down YOY. Normies don't care and you are not cool for watching WWE
>>20671268>Summerslam is down YOYMinneapolis is selling less tickets than the most populated metro area in the country? No way, how can this be?Does TKO know about this? Someone probably should have warned them in advance huh
>>20671275It's down from Ohio too you coping bitch LMAO
>>20667230You can thank AEW fans for that no matter what part of the world you live in.Just think about it when you chant with them "Fuck Protecting Borders!" (Ice)
>>20671325A one night summerslam is selling better than a two night summerslam?shocking. I guess it's a good thing they get to rent the stadium for 2 days, which drastically reduces setup/rental costs
>>20669586Yeah
>>20656543He should main event Wrestlemania.
>>20672365Nah he should host Wrestlemania
>>20656571>Dad can you buy him back from the WWE please?
BIGGEST FUMBLE OF THE CENTURY BY MR. TONY R. KHAN
so what has the fallout been from the win, has he been on a float or something?
>>20673798Knicks haven't acknowledged him at all, 'fraid so
>>20667403Typing through pork tears
>>20656571kek
>>20658587holy cope
>>20673634True but what's the R stand for?
>>20658592Absolutely based and true.
>>20674364I don't know if it is. Are you certain?
Aewtists are losing their damn minds over a fucking jobber. Just think about that and laugh :)
>>20676474Seems so, seems so.
>>20674338Wouldn't you like to know
>>20656571How did shad raise such a failure when he's based?
I know the singular AEW fan is lurking, can he answer why Tony hasn't made one star yet but when they leave AEW they become megastars?
>>20678224Shad running AEW would honestly be based. Tony is a dimeless retard so we know it will never happen though.
oh poor you
>>20677281I thought about it and I can say it's very funny and I did laugh.
>>20678611I'd start watching
>>20678603He hides threads that make him cryGood question though
>>20681359Does he?
>>20681793'fraid sou can catch him in threads where he feels "safe" thoughhe wonders how we keep finding him
>>20681805Interesting
Tony can't book can he?
>>20661424Fumbling bumbling bitch
>>20681805>aew safe spaceWe have those? Link em and I'll get rid of those filthy animals.
>>20682927Cagematch, duh
>>20682941And reddit
YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHEREEEE NEWW YORK
bumphausen
>>20685405Basedhausen
