>Son of trailer park prostitute >Shoot molested >Shoot molested his cousin and admitted to it >Shoot nepobaby that everyone knew day one would get the company but they made him pretend to actually work (poorly)>Friend with shoot pedos like Patterson and Terry Garvin >Worst booker of all time >Lost millions of viewers after the biggest wrestling boom of all time because he's autistic and petty and a manchild>Shoot scatophile >Shoot mark for bbc >Gets plastic surgery like a vain woman and zesty old gay queen>Lied to his dad on his deathbed>Left his two children nothing>Destroyed the sanctity of marriage>Lost his dad and grandfather's company because he couldn't pay his prostituteWhat is respectable about this KWAB dude?
>>20662312You just described every 4chan poster
>>20662312for me it's his bbc dildo collection named after all his favorite WWE bbc superstars
>>20662312but enough about me
>>20662312Vincels have NEVER answered a SINGLE one of these points, never mind getting Owen Hart killed, failing at breaking into football (TWICE), stole every gimmick that drew money (inb4 Undercarder, never drew a dime), and more
>>20662312
>>20662312vince and triple h are the only successful bookers in all of pro wrestling. why ya seethin troony?
>>20662338vinco lupton
>>20662312Honestly that's kind of weird and glossed over that Vince just casually, and unprompted, admitted to molesting his cousin in the Playboy interview because he just thought that would make him sound cool or that he thought all normal people do that
>>20662312omg he's just like me fr
>>20662312>>20662327>>20662320>>20662388wake that up
You could add his sex friend Johnny Ace turning his back on him.>>20662312>Left his two children nothingHe's not dead yet and years ago Shane and Steph were gifted many shares of stock. Steph was the biggest owner of TKO stock last time Wrestlenomics looked into it.>Lost his dad and grandfather's company because he couldn't pay his prostituteHe chose to merge with UFC to form TKO before the Janel lawsuit. Was the biggest owner of TKO stock and made the decision to sell it.
You forgot how Vince might be shoot on the spectrum.>can't stand if someone sneezes because he thinks that means the person can't control themself. when Vince sneezes, he becomes uncomfortable and moody>smeared shit in Hardcore Holly's car after a verbal dispute>booked a hair vs hair match between Angle and Edge only because he couldn't stand Angle started balding>threw a tantrum when Edge wanted to cut his hair short because he didnt like the shape of Edge's face and the long hair at least covered it (that's why Edge first cut his hair first shoulder lenght, then cut it short only after his first retirement)
>>20662312So you’ve started spamming this shit since the shithead lawsuit didn’t go your way?
>>20662327Wrestling has one original idea that everyone copies and changes Vince was a trailerpark carnie billionaire trash thats been running wild on roids for half of his life and he might be autistic and due to age have his wires crossedHes a vial of explosives thats about to explode since he was born,he never had a chance to be normalXfl was dimes but market was cornered for longer than he was aliveOwen died because a contractor fucked up,vinces response was bad but he had buisness to run,owen was dead and it couldnt have been changed,you salvage what you can and make sure it happens once
>>20662616I do agree with sneezing and angle baldingKurt was made to be a mad bald chimpanzee and we all should desire to fully master our bodies while retaining the automated stuff like sneezingDont tell me you wouldnt like to instantly pop a boner or instantly hide said bonerHardcore stuff can only be explained by drugs making vince act like a mad cavemanAnd edge is ugly,christian is less ugly but he looks like a chesp bond villian
Can you be a work mark for bbc?
>>20662733u tell me
>>20662708cool post, Vince
>>20662616sounds more like a personality disorder maybe BPD or NPD
>>20662312>>Lost his dad and grandfather's company because he couldn't pay his prostituteThat is the wildest part too, because he could've shat on that whore's head and shoved magic wands up her vagina all he wanted and been fine but he decided to skimp out on the pay because, "I'm Vince McMahon, damn it!" even though that would've been pennies for him to pay, and he lost everything as a result of his autistic ego, KWAB
>>20662312>pic not related
>>20663102NPD is actually surprisingly plausible in Vince’s case
>>20662850Canadians are disgusting freaks Angle had horrible hairHardcore holly pissed off vince during full moon and vince turned into were chimp and threw shit at himIf you sneeze with your eyes open they can pop out of your headEverything he did had a logic behind it
Starting to believe the rumors that Vince ran over the irish pedophile with his limo and that's how he ended up crippled
>>20662312>Lost his dad and grandfather's company because he couldn't pay his prostituteThey would be most ashamed of this. He disgraced the family name by selling the business to Ari.
>>20663720Was that before or after he shit on his head?
>>20663704okay, Vinnie Mac
>>20662316I don't have kids.
shove leaves in cunt
>>20662312>stepfather beats the shit out of him every day>then goes in the next room and fucks his momyea, no wonder our vince is a total psychopath. like norman bates shit.
>>20662312Based and winning
>>20662312And yet he’s the only guy to ever successfully push the wrestling business forward instead of relying on old charlatan conman tactics- none of these boring uncreative hacks like Heyman Khan Omega Regal or Helmsley could ever come up with something as genius as the thunderdome, no era of Vince’s WWE was ever the same which can’t be said for any other wrestling promotion as talented and ruthless as he was it was inevitable he would ran out and betrayed by the same carnies who went from hotdogs and handshakes to literal millionaires because of his genius
>>20667203>he’s the only guy to ever successfully push the wrestling business forwardYeah, forward off a cliff. He enriched himself, and left it in the worst state imaginable. It is DEAD, because of him.
>>20667224The worst state imaginable? Maybe if you’re boring- oh what you liked the 15 minute headlock rake of the eyes crap that was reheated and reserved at every venue before McMahon added life and color? You wouldn’t even watch wrestling if wasn’t for Vince, stop the daddy issues gimmick already just admit he’s the GOAT- you’re making threads about him. Right now because there’s literally nothing else to talk about, you got wrestling without Vince and it’s stale and boring
>>20667236>I can't defend modern wrestling, so I'll start playing guessing games about what you like!If you were so right, you wouldn't have resort to that, anon.
>>20662312BBCSCATKEKSISSYCHADS WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
>>20667246slaughtered that hog
>>20662312KWABOTY
the GAYEW trannies are working overtime i see
>>20668004Every year
>>20662312He still worked from the ground up and got his first milly all on his own.He was a nepo yes, but he earned his spot unlike the billionaire's son who was immediately given the #2 wrestling show with unlimited budget to buy whatever toy he wants.
>>20662312His issues and impulses brought wrestling to new levels, a boring nice guy could never do that.
>>20667246Im not defending modern wrestling baby boy, I told you it sucks cause you guys finally got what you wanted- no Vince. How’s AEW??? How’s WWE with snark favorites like Gunther and Chad Gable running around the card? Oh that’s right- terrible, remember when NJPW was the best thing ever for about 2 years??almost like carny stuff gets old and you need a real innovator to spin the wheel and keep things interesting
>the pure brainchild outsider art of one mentally crippled psycho is compelling and fun to considerMany such cases.
>>20662312Vince is my hero
>>20662312>>Lied to his dad on his deathbedQrd?
>>20662388It was an older cousin, she molested him
>>20669588cunt leaves
>>20669590>>20667053
>>20669585Said he wouldn't destory the relationships his father spent his entire adult life curating. Body was barely cool when he started to do so
>>20662312Raped by Nailz too
>>20671903Kwab
>>20662312Who respects this dude to begin with
