NXT Champion Tony D’Angelo sits down with Naraku before Great American BashNattie vs. Jaida ParkerTavion Heights vs. Jackson Drake in a No. 1 Contender's Match for the NXT North American ChampionshipWomen’s Speed Tournament begins (First-round action pits Layla Diggs against Arianna Grace as well as Thea Hail against Izzi Dame)
Jaida’s bubble butt WILL be on my tv screen tonight
>>20668940that partms parker board
>>20668948NEED her to smugly ridicule me for being a pathetic yt boi
>>20668932No Lizzy?
>>20668974Yes watchy
any guesses?
/ourtard/ on tv!
>>20668932they still make this show huh
>>20669027Knew she lived with her parents still
>>20669033AEW Rampage? No they actually cancelled that one.
>>20669027pain yo toes bitch
>>20669007Wade?
>>20669033soon all wrestling will diewe will revive it once kikeltzer is no longer on this earth and smarks finally off themselves
>>20669007The OTC
>>20669007Probably means Booker is out so probably Wade
Tatum status?
since when do we have mods? I leave for near a year and now some troon is deleting our Ribera threads?
>>20669382
>>20669481Post Malone is signed now???
>>20669007Kevin Owen
Would be nice if the special guest commentator is fun.
>Aaron Rourke, Marcus Mathers & Sam Holloway vs. The Mog Squadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRHSr1PvBp0
I shan't not be watching NXT tonight.
Tuning in for IYO’s CUM DADDY NARAKU.
>>20668932>Nattie vs. Jaida>Women's Speed matches>Layla and IzziGrimola
>>20669511>Mog SquadWhy have a knockoff Vanity Project when you have the Vanity Project?
>>20668932>Tony D’Angelo>Naraku>NattieEeeesh. This is gonna be rough.
the dudes look like chicks and the chicks look like dudes. no, i don't believe NXT is the promotion for me.
>>20668932Dire
>>20669561vanity project were always preppy frat boys not looksmaxers
>>20669662this isn’t the aew thread friend :)
>>20669561Mog squad is a Clavicular squad parodyVanity Project is a frat house gimmick
Is the Great American Bash on Saturday or are they doing another Tuesday "PLE"?
>>20669689it's on sunday the 28ththe same day as our partner TNA's flagship PPV slammiversarysome partner WWE is
>>20669077i’ll paint them with my cum
>>20669731Same day not the same time
>>20669731>ourkys hog
>>20668932What a dead show in a dying company
NXT needs a Japanese woman
>>20669861This ain't the aew thread dumb cunt, people actually post here.
good god nikkita what a woman
>Karmen and Nikkita with NattieGeez
>>20668932dimeless card except for drakeno kendal no taters
>>20669862woaw she's packing
Fat cunt needs to cover his thighs. That shit is offputting as fuck.
>>20669881Vince would've fired him or had him dancing
Zaria could get it.
dommy zaria
zaria looking absolutely horrendous tonight
>special guest is Corey Gravesok
We're back, Corey Gravesbros.
Zaria Chads our time is now
it was obviously going to be coreyhe's lower on the totem pole than wade, they send him to do all the shit jobs that cole and wade won't do and joe tess isn't equipped to handle
>it's CoreyKewl
Going to an NXT house show on Thursday bros. I don't know how accurate this will end up being, what they posted for the last house show I went to ended up being pretty inaccurate to what was actually on the show, but I'm looking forward to it. I'd really like to see Kendal live.
WHERE'S BOOKERFUCK COREY GRAVES
>you deserve it chantShut the fuck up
this bitch keeps getting worse at promosthe crowd sucks why chant you deserve it for someone that beat tatum?
zaria always sounds like she's gonna cry whenever she cuts a promo
>>20669907I'd ask Maddi out on a date.
>>>>>>>>>>>>still talking about solshe's a main roster champion she already forgot about you bitch
>I DON'T OWN YOU ANY GRATITUDE>YEAHHHHH CLAP CLAP CLAP
>gets the belt>still bitching about SolDamn she sounds like a jilted dyke. Was Sol's finger that good
She's still better at ptomo than Sol though
they got kelani challenging for the midcard title again LMAO
I think Zaria is a better promo than Rhea. Take that however you will.
I think of her as Russian because of the big bitch in Overwatch
>Kelani Zaria feudHumPranth nightmare
That top doing a lot of heavy lifting for Lani
wow rare kelani making a good point
Does Kelani talk like this in real life? With zero affect?
why is zaria just letting kelani yap at hertell her to shut up or something
>Zaria and Kelani in a promo and possible feudTHE WOMEN ARE THE BEST PART fags are completely delusional. They've been the worst part of the show for a while.
no kendal thong :(
NXT womAn's champion
>>20669942too logical for wrestling
Hola Lola
>>20669943They still are, that's how grim the men's roster is at the moment.
>>20669943the men aren't much better right nowNXT kinda mid rn
Sex with Lola
Why do they ALL say "woman's champion"
FINALLY lolaFINALLY some dimes are in the ring
>>20669943Yeah I'm hoping a great male superstar like... Kam Hendrix comes out.
"Woman's" Count: 2What a grim segment.
I don't particularly care for Lola. She's mid at everything.
carmelo hayes is a lucky guy
>>20669943kelani and zaria suck but they are better than 90% of the men's roster
bruh did STONE say womAn's too
TEDDY LONG MENTIONED PLAYA
>IT'S GONNA BE KENDAL AND LOLA VS KELANI AND ZARIA wow card is saved
>>20669970Delusional fucking retard. They are horrid. The men's division completely laps the women's right now.
Gorlock with the fags was a great move.
>>20669981You don't even believe that yourself
>Frisky Four-way Match>Winner gets the strap on>Losers get fucked
>>20669981yes bro please i need to see josh briggs on my screen instead of kendal grey
>>20669981>Tony>Naraku>Fat Cunt>That nigga cuntkek, the main event scene is ON FIRE!
please shawn i need my weekly myles borne segment instead of wrenkino please please please
>>20669990Of course he doesn't he's troll only here to shit on whatever other people like in an effort to derail the thread
The only dimes in the men's division are Shiloh and, to a lesser degree, Borne.
heel tavion is kinda kino i'm ngl. he needs to spam that b2b constantly
I like the aggression Tavion started bringing to the ring. little bit less of a background character now
>>20670031Vanity Project is literally right there
>>20670032holy fuck
>>20670031NXT has some good guys but myles borne is easily, without a doubt, the most dimeless fuck on the entire roster
Imagine bringing that brolic ass bitch to your family
jackson is gonna win. but i'm not sure if he should
I think all the men should be weirdly into the ogre. Not having eye to eye staredowns.
Tavion beat KENOH
there's a word some people have used, it's called moxley
>>20670041I like him as an undercard guy. Getting consistent wins on Main Event is his ceiling.
What is Vaquer doing nowadays
>>20670058collecting welfare with bianca
>>20670041How can you say that when Rusev and Lexis King are on the roster?
>>20670050I feel like Briggs might get released, and if he does I hope he goes back to NOAH to restart things with Inamura
>>20670050yeah but he's a little guy
>>20670058Myles Borne
NXT men's division so mid that they are losing to a girl every week
>>20670064i was talking about the NXT roster specifically but rusev has some worth, he's not very high on the list but he is above myles certainly. and lexis is potentially money even if he sucks. the idea of a good lexis king is more dimeful than any version of myles borne.
>>20670041Myles would be a decent midcard babyface and hes got the disability angle symphathy for points
>>20670076The idea of Lexis is dimes, unfortunately he himself is dimeless. Dude just has zero charisma. Borne as a white meat underdog babyface has more value.
the crowd is behind jackson, interesting
>>20670091Twinks are the future of the business brother
>>20670095as a shoot i can see jackson as the top guy in the company one day
>>20670089I like Lexis but his ring work is still sloppy. I don't know if he is capable of getting a clue at this point. Borne could do well with a manager that talks for him.
>>20670096I was making a joke brotherI like Drake too but I don't know about a top guy yet. So far he's been a younger and more charismatic Adam Cole. Moldable into a top tier talent, sure, but I dunno about a top guy like HBK yet
I like Drake
uso-like splash
does Drake know where the doorhole is?
>>20670100>I don't know if he is capable of getting a clue at this point.Same. He should be effortlessly cool, that would make me overlook his shortcomings in the ring. But he isn't and, as you said, I'm not sure anything is just going to click and change at this point.Someone said above, and they're right, Borne's disability and derpy speech will get him sympathy points. If they don't lean into it too heavily.
Fucking based Tavion
they are kinda booking tavion like a monster here and i kinda finna like it
>>20669990Wow, I can watch Vanity Party or Shiloh, Tony is the champ, there's decent newer guys like DVD, Romeo and Tristan. Or I can get excited over a WOMAN'S scene revolving around Zaria, Kelani, Lola, Kendall and Izzi. Kendall is the best of those and she's a horrid talker.
Did I hear Vic say Heights of Glory? Is that his finisher's name now?I dig it
dimeless tavion gets the PLE match wtf?
tavion he has no idea what you're saying
Happy Pride Month
EVIL GAY
tavion and miles are super bland
>>20670120Tony sucks all of the ass though.
>>20670000Briggs is at least a good wrestler AND makes the annoying PC crowd melt down.
they should have found a different gay guy besides this comedian to judge the mr NXT pageant, or a woman or somethingthey should have had ricky or blake do it
The LORE of Hank
Hank and Tank still employed
Birthright is about to fight these gay guys
I don't want these faggots on my screen.
4v4?
layla diggs graps incoming
>>20670144feel free to turn your monitor on anytime
what happend to that other Chase U guy Kale was his name?
So is GAB going to have commercials mid-match since it's on TV?
>>20670144TYMO
who are these people
>Hank and Tank start hanging around the Horsefags and change their name to Hank in Tank
>>20670152he's still employed but they haven't found anything for him after he lost the uriah feudis that a thing? did they feud? i don't remember
>>20670163More of a break up so Uriah can join the group
>>20670163The problem is that he kind of sucks. Not in the sense he's terrible but that he's just a generic jobber guy who's not really special in any way. He has "last ditch Evolve run before being released" written all over him.
MONITOR STATUS?
stone cold-esque
Thea!
Thea looking hot!
Thea is now a boozer?
New song and schtick is terrible for Thea.
>>20670175people were calling him the michaels of kale and uriahurichaels won in the end
>>20670152>>20670163all he has done since then has been dark matches and house shows
Secondhand cringe from Thea.
the "divorced dad" thing is cringe i'm sorry
>>20670192she's had this theme for a while, i think it's alrightit shouldn't go on too long, the verse part after the chorus is not good, so thea should never drag her entrance out like that again
Izzi gets it, and could get it. I like how she's outmaneuvered Spears to become the leader.
they've moved izzi all up and down the card lately
>>20670192song and schtick are like 2 years old
didn’t these two literally wrestle in a speed tournament a few weeks ago?
IZZIMANIA
Thea's whole thing is she's energetic and goes and goes, and she's trying for submissions...
why does this bitch keep changing her finish
>>20670225yes it's weird that thea is a technician. much like wren. she should wrestle like ultimate warrior. much like wren.
IZZI/MADI kino is on the menu!
i guess izzi will win the speed thing and it will turn into izzi vs kendal for the nxt title
Poor Thea is never going to get pushed
Need a mamacita to verbally abuse me like those 3
>>20670235if izzi wins the speed title they're not going to throw her immediately back in the top title scene
Ola Lola is over with me.
they look like sisters
>sees something vaguely Japanese>DAMN YOU NARAKU!
The NXT dragon castle
>>20670232It's a strange disconnect for sure.
>>20670236I wonder if it's unironically punishment for the NA title match botch.
>Mason now has a NXT eyecatch
italian mafia stable vs yakuza stable could have been EXTREMELY dimeful but shawnetty fumbled
Isn't this the padoga thing where Xia Li had a tea ceremony with birb
I thought Izzi was on the same level as Sword Girl and would be culled. But she's improved and I like her now. The end.
>>20670260No one cares.
>>20670256why? that was blake’s fault for not kicking out
>>20670256This was like her 2nd match on tv since losing the title
>>20670263izzi is about as good a worker as karmen was, maybe even more because she's a valuable Big Woman, and is 1000x better on the mic
hab a seat, tony-san
At least it looks like we're getting a Tony pretape which is always kino.>>20670256She's been booked like shit since before Chase U was broken up and especially since the break up where she goes long periods of time not even being used. For whatever reason Shawn and/or Gaytch don't see anything in her despite her being good in the ring and over with fans.>>20670213Izzi is middling to slightly above average in the ring but like a lot of the women is a terrible promo and doesn't really have much charisma. She's only in that position because Spears is just a player-coach at this point and Niko sucks but her ceiling is being a henchman.
>>20670263Did Karmen get released? I've been wondering what happened to her.
na raku
>>20670277she's in evolve. they don't let her out like they do nikkita though for some reason. not really sure why.
>random pagoda in orlandowhere did shawn shoot this lol
wercome, toni-san
>>20670271Yes, she has improved significantly. I'm on board.>>20670277Nah, she's still around. I think she's done some Main Event? With Nattie for some reason?
>>20670276Izzi is the best promo among the women in NXT. The bar isn't high of course, but she isn't terrible.
HE SAID THE THING
IWGP HEBBY-Q SORT OF MENTIONEDHOUSE OF TORTURE SORT OF MENTIONEDEVIL MENTIONED
SORY TONY SAN HAHAHAHAHA
>Tony knows about NJPW
>by yourselfHIROMU BROS THIS IS IT
Tony D playing a smark seething at HoT
was EVIL always this funny in Japan? this nigga could be chinise danhausen
>>20670287jaida better
EVIL IS COMINGHAHAHAHAHA
EVIL, is comingha ha ha ha ha
What do we call this? Gabagool Community Theatre or Sashimi Community Kabuki?
>>20670297He called Shingo a tranny that one time
IYO ANTIS are gonna screen shot EVIL IS COMING AHHHHHHHHH
Kek based Evil
kek, alright Naraku, that was pretty funny
Secret stipulation in the contract because Tony didn't read
>>20670304The WWII Axis Theater
>>20670265So you must get mad at every mention huh
My hemorrhoid is causing me a lot of pain and I can't focus on the show.
EVIL is cumming
Did all my NXTitans have a good day today?
i got the feeling they might give Evil the belt as Tony doesnt really need it for very long
so are they teasing the other chin chongs they reportedly signed?
was that karmen i was distracted by nikkita
YEET
Why in the actual fuck is Natalya on my screen in 2026!?!
>>20670304Naporitan Community Theater
MS PARKERMS PARKERMS PARKERMS PARKERwow jaida is CHEEKED up tonight
cheeks are out wowee
>>20670321he basically confirmed that's where hiromu debuts, if they have him interfere but tony retains it geeks both of them out, tony is definitely losing
>EVIL IS CUMMING IN IYO'S PUSSY HAHAHAHA
>nattieHumpranth is seething
NEW BUMPERS?
>>20670323Yes
>>20670333take it back
the character's name isn't Mr Monopoly it's Mr Moneybags
>>20670304fucked up japanese pizza with corn and mayo on it theatre
>GAB Tailgate>food againBASED
the deadliest tailgate of all time incoming
bro is a scrub though
blerd vs nigga
>>20670335dimes
This new theme for Nattie is ass
is nattie more bogged or charlotte?
>>20670304Spaghetti Kurosawa Theater
Nattie as a hardcore shooter is fucking hilarious.
i just realized natties theme is a ripoff of killing in the name of
jaida is treating us tonight
>>20670365Charlotte has a better face. Nattie has a better body.
>>20670365Nattie has been doing the Bog longer but Charlotte has been doing the Bog more forcefully
nattie's serious persona is so embarrassing and hasn't even done anything for her
>>20670365I feel like Charles had a bit of a glow up since she came back. Nattie has been bogged so long I just think of this as her face.
Floridian smarks are a special breed
jaida's cake is crazy
Nattie needs to give Jaida her brap gimmick.
Jada Parker got big butt
i need to bury my face between jaida's cheeks
>>20670380charles was looking genuinely uncanny/scary for a while after she came back but in the last month or two she's been looking better
>>20670384You'd think the humidity would make them sweat out all the meats and cola.
STERLING SILVER KEENAN MENTIONED
>>20670398Nah that swamp humidity sweat doesn't really go away. It marinates your bodyt. Cajun
>>20670395I think plastic surgery needs to set in like a building foundation. God I hope that's the case with Clavicular's nose job. : (
honestly pretty good match
Nepo Nattie can fuck right off.
>>20670407don't know about other forms of cosmetic surgery but nose jobs specifically take time to settle. clav is a moron though he got his shit all fucked up for no reason though. he is gonna look like charlotte before he's 30
jaida's weave is about to come outjade style
they shouldve given Gunthers career killer gimmick to Nattie
very technical match
>>20670423kek won't be the first time
surprised how commentary and crowd are believably pretending they are into the match
>>20670428This is why we watch NXT
Who does this help?
>>20670436jaida is over as fuck, they are genuinely invested in her
>>20670428pov you're jey uso
lmao now they got corey saying woman
I never understood the rope break thing in wrestling, boxing, any of them
>>20670417He had some body dysmorphia that made him think he had negro nostrils. I thought they were slightly flared, but was a good look and matched his face. Harely Cameron also nuked her look with her dumb turned up pig nose. Halle Berry and ScarJo were good about only doing slight nosejobs that enhanced their look.
even nattie can't resist smacking it
>>20670447It's le heckin out if bounds!!!
they could probably close this match out now
I'm not sure how the person in the hold who makes it to the ropes is the one that gets up with the advantage....
>>20670443It's infectious
GIWTWM
>>20670456I agree.
much more of a match that I anticipated
nattie is not even kicking out. was a good match but i think she's gassed
Natalya has ZERO muscle.
>>20670468jaida looks gassed, nattie is fine
Where's gooner t? He's missing this match
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
enjoyed that match a lot
Jaidabros...
This is some kind of buck breaking arc for Jaida
Like I said, who does that help?
what why give this to nattie
Natalya's best matches have been in NXT.
WOW karmen really might have gotten bogged
The bongs are conspiring again
Slightly bizarre but solid match
Three brits and a fag
NATTIES KILLS ANOTHER CAREER
>Evil Gay brought to NXT during pride month Subtle
I bet Nattie would still be wild in the sack
>Aaron Rourke O lawd there is an Effy clone now?!
Decent match. I was too distracted by Jaida's ass though. They are going to have to force her cover up.
Angels is alright. The faggot and the fat cunt can fuck off.
Aaron Rourke is gay?
I hate to say this, but Rourke is starting to get over with me a bit
>>20670498>>20670498>>20670498
IT'S COOOOOOOOOMING TIIIIIIIIME
>>20670495He's Effy without the degeneracy
>>20670501same he is funny
