Why did AEW's "Stone Cold" fail?
>>20671091not samoan enough for ya?
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>>20671094You're the one with Samoans on the brain.
HAPA incel rageCan't talkLooks like he's crying when he's selling, and not a tough guyStraddled with Death Riders while they do nothingGot heat for a bit, at least. Less of a failure than DG
>>20671098big yutes board newbitch
Bottom right is undeniably a kino look. You have to give him a credit for partially gaining a clue
>>20671103>Searching for posts that contain ‘big yutes’. 8 results found.k
>>20671091ummm sweaty he’s been a mega star ever since that one match on collison
>>20671103>If I keep lying about people liking AEW on the internet then maybe more than 1200 fans will show up to the buildingGrim. Tony can't be paying you nearly that much
>>20671115damn that would be 1200 more new fans than reddithausen has gotten
>>20671091He had hair
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>>20671091He was only ever pushed because he was one of Tony's self insert fan-fic characters. Tony can push him all he wants, it doesn't change the fact he's a 5'7" twink that looks like any dipshit off the street and can't cut a promo to save his life. He's not going to get over, especially considering he was only ever added to BCC/Death Riders to be the guy that eats all the pins.
>>20671129>For your glorious service of eating 50 pins for moxley we are going to reward you!>By winning the ROH television championship
>>20671091This is unironically how every hapa incel looks like kek
>>20671091>>20671127>everytime AEW fails to get a milly, his hair gets longer
>>20671091literally who called him that
>>20671091He's content with being the jobber of the dork faction
>>20671170unironically reddit
>>20671170pic related
>>20671129>5'7" twinkI hate to it admit it, but Yuta is shoot 6ft 200lbs. I've trained with him a bunch. Genuinely a cool dude. Idk why he looks small on TV.
>>20671196>I've trained with him a bunch.Gape training?
>>20671209No, pro wrestling training. Why is everyone on this board obsessed with gay sex?
>>20671191So it was some edrones headcanon?
>>20671196Same reason why Kurt Angle looks like hes 6'0 while hes 5'10Same reason why Andre seemed to be nearly 7 feet tallAura and presenceThis sonofabitch couldnt play shaggy in race swapped scooby doo movieWhat kind of nickname is wheeler ?Does he fucking sell used cars ?
>>20671236>Wheeler Yuta is the new Stone Cold, E-chudfraid not
>>20671091This hair shit is the kind of thing that "pops the boys" but anyone with any authority should have told him to cut that shit so quick
>>20671235Gay sex was never mentioned, get your head out of the gutter.
The hair shit was actually dimes and they just waited too long to pull the trigger, to the point where he started looking like a shoot retardI could've got him over.
>>20671269Who are you quoting? Be specific.
>>20671370>ringside news
>>20671370AEWtists are fucking embarrassing
>>20671091He should’ve just stuck with the top right look but I bet Moxley told him the bottom two are badass
That'll show 'em!
>>20671370>>20671188
>>20671091He grew on me. He’s not going to be a megastar drawing dimes but he has his niche as a chickenshit heel.
>>20671091>Loses a hair vs hair match >Has his bald head revealed during his very next match >Already growing his hair back out
>>20671615His hair went into business for itself
>>20671370Why don't these guys ever fucking work out? It's driving me up a wall. We all know it's fake, but can't you at least try to look like an athlete?
>>20671103lmaooooo
Remember when the singular AEW fan on this board said Action Andretti was a star? KWAB
>>20671127Itoko Itt-san
>>20671091Because declaring that a dimeless shitter is the next Stone Cold doesn't make it reality I'm afraid>>20671094That nigga is samoan for all I know
>>20671091his hair gross with his embarrassment to be in AEW doing nothing for a paycheck
Small. Cant talk. Never pushed past being a stooge. Regular size super human
>>20671191Lol, nobody is watching
>>20671236No, AEWtists were comparing Yuta to Steve Austin because Yuta copied his famous spot against Bret, which is why that person is making fun of said comparison. Retard.
>>20671091he doesn't have the attitude or the voice to be a "Stone Cold"
>>20671091Same problem as Ricky Starks. Claims to love wrestling, wants to be a big star, yet refuses to gain mass or wrestle his size. Both could've had good gimmicks, but have no imagination.
>>20671091People like him simply don’t get to be stars in the USA.
>>20673141You said the USA was pozzed.
>>20673149Nah that wasn’t me. I think some aspects of the USA are pretty fucked but it’s generally a keyed place. I love visiting different states and going on road trips exploring small towns so don’t come at me like that, bro.
>>20671091man is evolving into cousin it
>>20673158>people like him don't get te...>"don't pigeon hole me, bro!"
>>20673172yeah Japs find it difficult to become big stars in America. I was hardly being controversial :/
>>20673186Didn't say it was. And Wheeler's barely Japanese. The fact of the matter is, he just sucks. Giving him a racecard crutch won't cover that fact.
>>20671129>He was only ever pushed because he was one of Tony's self insert fan-fic characters. This. It feels like he and Garcia and perhaps Hologram are TKs self-insert fantasies if he was a wrestler
>>20671091>AEW's "Stone Cold"Source?
>>20671370I want Daniel Garcia to penetrate my asshole with his delicious cock.
>>20671235gay sex board newbitch
>>20671961Yuta is a framelet but he did put on muscle since that pic, garcia is still full dyel it's unfair to yuta that him and garcia are always associated by fans, not saying wheeler is great or anything but he's serviceable as a chickenshit heel and pin eater of a faction, garcia is just completely useless with 0 redeeming qualities
>>20671091>>20671270hard disagree. the hair over his face to the point he has no eyes was a dimes look for a henchman.he is a skinny guy and not that tall and half asian. he has limited options to make his looks work as a pro wrestler. what do you suggest he do otherwise?he should just go back to that look when his hair grows back in.
>>20671091He's a fucking midget. At the show in Phoenix last year he tried to push me because i thought he was a random fan and blocked him from walking until I realized he was a wrestler
>>20671196why do "hate to admit" he's not a manlet if you think he's a cool guy? fucking weirdo.