Post memes and stuff from the good old days of /asp/
>>20672513that guy who repeatedly asked does comedy have a place in wrestling with this gif
anyone have the template for this by the way? I want to make my own for a board.
mint
>>20672513Better times
>>20672574What board?
>>20672513Geriatric uncs should have their own general
>>20673136They should re-open /asp/ and we'll happily go back leaving you zoomtards to entertain yourselves. Only one rule for /asp/ 2.0 -> NO AEW FANS
>>20673151yes
>>20672513>muh /asp/None of your memes were ever funny.Nobody cares about your old gay board filled with namefags and trannies.Nobody cares if something was a "staple of /asp/"We are the new blood of /pw/.And we are here to stay.Get used to it. Bitchh.
Nobody cares about "Yelissa".Nobody cares about "Carter".Nobody cares about "ding dong diddly" (a word filter imposed that you fucking losers look back on fondly)It is not an accomplishment to have been here since the le glory days of /asp/Grow the fuck up.Move the fuck on.
>>20672574It reminds me of something /sp/ did like 17 years ago.
>>20675075>>20675057THAT FUCKING PART
>>20672513
>>20673151And deny the greatest moment in /asp/ history?Fuck off back to your Raw vs Slopdown threads.
>>20675132take the wrestling fig out of your ass dawg.
>>20673151You consolewarriors would just shit it up as bad as you already shit this board up
>>20675057Fucking thank you. About time it's been said.
Whatever happened to Dean Mark?
>I AM GAY, I SEE CLEARLY
>>20673118Is this real?
>>20675166No.I think open /asp/ and all E-Gods, chads, maybe even the drones can move back. Absolutely >NO AEW ALLOWEDand as long as aewtists can leave us in peace, everybody wins.but you don't want to segregate, do u?
the several discord trannies that have coordinated to control the flow of this board hate this thread
>>20672513I remember feeling how cringe this was in the moment and not participating with posting a photo just trolling the thread but in hindsight its a nice little time capsule that I ultimately approve of.
>>20676525>Queen YelissaShe was very real. When cultists started showing up from reddit she'd drop her catchphrase>Buy A Brain! or>Go Back!
>>20677155It all started with the WWA.I swear by destroying the WWA on /aspw/ it made the deranged losers who kept with it full of rage towards this board
Nobody cares about /asp/etty. Grow up
>>20672513why do AEW fans hate /asp/ so much?
>>20677258cause asp stood for American Sport Prowrestling aew fans are un-american and full of hate for white Christians
anyone who came here after /asp/ should be killed. simple as that
>>20677324Ye
>>20675238Bliss won
zorbposting
>>20677379Zorbposting K2 posting KaijudadposterTanaposter & 2 Cold Steve-O RIP
>>20677499>2 Cold Steve-O RIPAEWcels will never understand all the fun content 4chan lost because of Tony trying to suppress us.
Its 3am, grow up you old faggots. You are the reason this board is shit. Maybe if you gatekept as hard as you reminisce, things would be better. This is all your fault.
>>20677310>aew fans are un-american and full of hate for white ChristiansTruer words have never been spoken.
>>20675057>>20675098>>20675525>still samefagging this retarded gimmicklol LMAO
>>20677633Shouldn't be so easy to spot him especially without the IP Count but he has two dozen "tells"Hell he practically shows his hand everytime, desperate for "yous"Ask me how it's like the video to Metallica "ONE"
>>20675075>Having nostalgia for a community is bad
>>20677761It's not worth it, brother. I challenge these young bucks to fight irl all the time but they're too pussy. That's why Old Man Punk had to whip their asses!
>>20677227>Nobody cares about /asp/etty. Grow upYou need to grow up because your 24/7 seething is ruining our board
>>20677518I am the reason this board is still entertaining in anyway.The board is shit when I don't post here.Sorry I have responsibilities and a life and you vanilla midgets come up with absolutely nothing of quality in my absences.I am the gatekeeper because I built the gate the day /asp/ was created.The Uso's were so inspired by my shitposting on /asp/ since Day One /asp/ they changed their theme song. I watched the board die in the blink of an eye. I watched this piece of afterbirth shoot out /asp/ asshole and help steer the ship in a decent direction. /pw/ isnt all bad but for the first month there was a lawlessness to it and the memes were decent.I was here on these boards and this website as a whole(2008) before you and I will be here long after your tranny ass kills yourself because you ran out of estrogen money.>One of the original Five Carters of /asp/ and the last one left standing.
>>20677726No I'm not going to do that.
>>20672513ew. we got a lemon party going on in here. yuck
/asp/ was beloved
>>20672513/asp/ was like /pw/ with less joshi threads and funnier memesthere was way less ESLs (good) but objectively more console wars (boring)
>>20675075I definitely care about Yelissa. I bust a nut at her juicy instagram content almost every day
>>20678317This but unironically. I don't understand why an Autistic Mexican man would make himself known as "Carter".
>>20678045Based
where the big boys played
Why is /pw/ so ass
>>20673130/vt/
>>20681096kill yourself tranime faggot
>>20681070I couldn't tell ya. I have 40+ Jap threads hidden. Don't even know what this board looks like without Filtering out trannies.
>>20677726Okay, how is it like One?
>>20678045Same
>>20672758>Better timesback when people didn't feel the need to post whatever shit they happened to see on Twitter...
>>20681427Ignore that guy, he's the least funny poster on this entire board and that says a lot
>>20678045We love you goat
>>20681458That was literally because /pw/ worked Bronson Sneed into thinking reddit was shitting on him. Newfag.
>>20681715Cartwheel shit was dimes
>>20681721Last great arc of /aspw/
>>20678053>>20681656
>>20681656Case in point: >>20681769He tries so hard to fit in with his boomer edits and posts lmao
>>20678045
>>20677726This faggot likes don't download our music crybabies Metallica
>>20672513Miss the Wolfman
>>20677788>your 24/7 seething is ruining our boardhow do we get AEWfags to stop crying?
>>20682780We need segregation. Don't listen to the squeaky wheels bitching about a brand split when his country just overwhelmingly voted for re-migration.Turns out, Aewtists were ICE fans all along.
>>20675075>he thinks it’s an accomplishment to come to a place that doesn’t appeal to him and then willingly stays there telling others to leavekek
>>20683239Finna kill myself if I had that body senpai ngl tbph
>>20672513>Flag is a tarpKek
>>20672720Mintposting for fucking ever
I miss the golden era
>>20687467We can have greatness once again. We just need to elect a Mayor of /pw/. Per a gentleman's agreement, if the community elected Mayor tells you to leave our board and go back to your country, then they must comply. Surprised we didn't think of this sooner.
>>20684771Isn't it weird how Team Mint had all the best shitpostersKids nowadays don't even know
heh
>>20672513Miss it
>>20688373We all do.
the anti joshipedo thread you know, ba ba buh bump!
>>20677178This is true but not in the way you think. The reality is that the WWA attracted insufferable losers from other boards to troll their threads. And when WWA was kill those losers now found themselves with nothing to do, and thus began shitting up pw; that was around the time those trolls made the cord to coordinate shitting aspw up. The wwa players just went to bant and began their own several tranny dramas which were kinda funny to behold. Whether the place, the cord or wwa all of them were/are massive lolcows and either trannies, mentally ill, or drug addicts sometimes more than one. Source: I lurked their several discords.
>>20689406Have you been to the aew Discord with this Ibou dude from X? Someone leaked a screenshot of Ibou crying about how MJF is mad at him because they coordinated an attack on someone to get them to delete their Twitter and it failed.Both times it's been mentioned entire threads get deleted.
>>20677310That part
I still miss our /asp/ bros like the zorb chads and skate fags
>>20687634Thats called a janny and unfortunately all the cool funny people here have lives or something that closely resembles a life whereas 90 percent of the time our Janny is eitherA. Skitzo with an agendaB. Someone who knows nothing about wrestling C. Someone who doesnt care about policing the boardD. Some combination of the aboveWhy had the bliss mod(still to this day I truthfully believe was the worst everyone is close to bliss tranny mod but they were a mod for far too long whereas everyone else I mentioned didnt have the same longevity), wolfie or his then imitation replacement was a mod, the sasha skitzo was a moderator at one point and some incredibly deranged AEW fan that damage controls and deletes/b& anti AEW posts and threads.Current Janny is probably that last one I mention either way the current Janny:>Sucks>Has no sense of humor>Likes to give people warnings for the stupidest shit>Enforces the laws at their own disposal. Meaning when they want to be anal they will nickel and dime you and b& you for the slightest violation of the rules>Is not on here or does not have the same level of dedication as all previous skitzo mods>Is not a fan of off topic threads unless it interests him.I'd venture to guess either A. OP is current Janny or B. The janny is in this thread and is enjoying the nostalgia.If this is the case fuck you janny you deleted my thread where I was making fun of tommy dreamer being released but in the subject I wrote I don't care I just want to know the name of picrel. Regardless of the fact that my honest intentions were laid out in the subject it was still talking about tommy dreamer being fired the day of. Thats on topic.NOW WHO IS SHE and why have I still not cracked the code to the undercooked bagel meme.
>>20689406GunGirl anon here. It all went to shit the moment I said it went to shit. When they created their discord, started fucking with the wrestlers stats and some of the shittier posters there spamming all the threads with their garbage unfunny lore.From its creation to waifus collide the first 100 threads wrre the perfect build of something organic and shared. Then it became cliquey. Everything I said was going to happen did. Never went on their discord and the only thing I know is they have faded into absolute obscurity if they exist on 4chan I cant find them and I guess they just chill in a small discord and make videos for themselves.I wish milf well and I find it comical that Skelly Skelly who I named, not even their creator gave her that name I did, they had a mental breakdown and pulled shenanigans where it made my exit seem quiet and normal.
>>20689729Which one deletes our Izzy Moreno threads?
>>20689797I didn't know JJ Williams was a wrestler
>>20689500Yes I have and its true.>>20689751Anon you are replying to here and kek, imagine having some sense of superiority when you pulled 42 posts of loli gore AI images in bant the moment you wanted to crawl back to them after you got rejected by the bunch of mentally ill trannies that the WWA was. Accept you are a lolcow same as all of them.
>>20689917>Yes I have and its true.Do you have the screenshot via X of Ibou on Discord? The dude he was attacking was the one who had the receipt.
>>20672513>flag>tarppopped me
>>20689936No I don't they pruned the whole channel and I wasn't smart enough to do the screenshot while I saw it happen.
>>20672513Why isn't Mass Transit listed as the Bus Driver?
>>20689969>they pruned the whole channelWas it because of the Ibou leak? Besides MJF who else was coordinating attacks on anons disliking AEW?
>>20689729holy schizo
>>20689917I only posted gore friendo, was supposed to be a fun murder mystery. All of you seemingly had no problem posting all the gore that you did that was never a problem. All the lewd little children that you guys did and seemingly had no problem with it.If I were to venture a guess you are either the frogjobber anon, skelly skelly, or the anon that wanted to be the female kenny omega.If I am the same lolcow as they are having abandoned them after a month and a half what does that make you?Someone who is even sadder and a whole lot madder than I.
>>20691057All of>>20689729Is accurate though.Were you not on here where you couldn't say one negative thing about Alexa Bliss without your post thread and picture being deleted and you potentially being banned? It was one thing when everyone would get banned when they make fun of her for being Jewish or looking like a rat that I get. Even though I don't approve. I think people shouldn't get banned here but when people couldn't say anything critical about Alexa Bliss without it just disappearing and them getting banned and them showing receipts. I just don't know what world I live in anymore where you can just explain facts and try to educate people on their surroundings and you just get called a skitzo. You are a faggot
>>20689751Hope I did you proud GGanon.
>>20691278holy skitzo
>>20691391I genuinely do miss the time period where it was fun and people weren't so cunty about it. To be perfectly honest though. I don't know where the screenshot came from or what the context is.For what it's worth not everyone that did the WWA sucksAnd I know for the most part, most of the people actually don't like me anymore comes with the territory of handling things. The way that I did. There are people that I still like that. I found out that didn't like me anymore and that's fine. I'll always hold that month and a half near and dear to me cuz it was fucking funny. Some of the most funniest stories I've ever heard were written there before a handful of people came and just spammed the shit out of it with all their gay nonsense. That wasn't funny and wasn't good. And I still stand by the fact that I think that a murder mystery would have been a fun thing for us to do. I wasn't going to kill anybody's fucking waifu off there was a literally a detective waifu gimmick around the same time so I was trying to help them out. I wasn't going to kill off anybody's characters unless people wanted their characters to die or I would just create characters and kill them off myself. There would have been a fun who done it. I don't understand why I was torpedoed so hard. It's nice to know that regardless of the matter whether you love me whether you like me. Whether you hate me, you respect me or don't respect me. Every single one of you still remembers me. I get older each year and I become more and more forgetful. I bump into people in the street all the time and they remember me and I don't remember them. It's a scary feeling to have to be perfectly honest or maybe those people are just never memorable in the first place. I'm not talking about the WWA. In that case I'm talking about in real life
>>20691468LookI hear voices in my head., They talk to me SpanishThey say usted They talk to me
>>20689971he's Head of Transportation
