What’s your gimmick, /pw/?
loser who'll kill himself through indirect means.
>>20673622lazy meme lord apparently
cool guy
I did found my gimmick but the only problem is it violates the local law.
>>20673622
>>20673639Just move to canada, they let you fuck goats there, mahmoud.
>>20673622Look at niggas neck
>>20673622I steal other people's gimmicks when they get over and run them into to the ground
>>20673640How did this guy ever get signed?
loser who'll kill himself through direct means
>>20673640Same
My gimmick is being lost in life
>>20673622wtf his neck was massive when he was younger
>>20675163A lot of high school football players in the early 80's did steroids regularly. There was no drug testing and steroids weren't illegal until 1990.
>>20673622I take a camera to the ring and take pictures of my unconscious opponents and then jerk off on the photos
>>20675163not enough to keep it from breaking though
>>20673622Secretly sad clown who lives a double life where he is beloved by both children and adults during the day and a drunk depressed loner at night.
8in girthy penis. You'd be shocked at how many women don't enjoy big fat cock once you get it in them.
>>20673622do you remember when DX pretended to be the Nation of Domination? that would be my gimmick, but all the time.
>>20673622>Americans and poorly fit clothingName a more iconic duo
>>20673622Guy thats been right for almost 20 years and people now realize it.Also first person to pop off and either quit or get suspended and or fired from a job
>>20675584Enjoy blowjobs then or heres a thought go join some porn.Look if I was packing what you were packing I would have joined the biz when I was 20 and I would've fucked lexi belle, sasha grey and still have a career today.So cry me a river there are people with your cock whos job is to fuck thousands of different women some of them multiple times and sometimes having threesomes, foursomes, reverse gangbangs.I dont want to hear big dick douchebags crying in a world that praises them constantly regardless of what the actual reality is.Go take your big dick energy into porn/OF or kindly shut the fuck up.
>>20675584Steak? TOO JUICY! Lobster?! TOO BUTTERY!
>>20677375>Enjoy blowjobsMost women are awful at bjs. Once you get a good one it becomes extremely difficult to finish with the mediocre at best ones.
>>20673627Oh cool me too. We should be a tag team and I'll turn heel on you.
>>20673622Just noticed Stone Cole doesn't have eyebrows wtf
>>20677375>heres a thought go join some porn.There's a dude named Girthmaster with a huge wide cock and very rarely does he get to fuck right. The girl has to be a mega whore that stretches her pussy beforehand for him to actually fuck. Most of the time they can barely suck it and they look extremely uncomfortable while fake moaning. I mean, I'd still rather have a giant penis like that than my 5 inch piece of trash but ya know
>>20673622Unlucky loser who perpetually fails at everything despite everyone saying they have all the tools to succeed, people generally like them easily but not enough to love and pity more than they respect, who wants to quit the business but out of loyalty to others/elderly relatives still in the industry, continues to suffer despite inevitably getting hope-spot job outs in every match.
>>20673640to a T
