Moné And Hazuki Run It Back For A Spot In the Finals, MJF And Briscoe Choose Their Teams, And Ospreay And Swerve Face Off!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Smart Financial Centre in Sugar Land, TX8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>MJF & Mark Briscoe Choose Their Teams For Forbidden Door!>The CEO Mercedes Mone vs. Hazuki in an Owen Hart Women's Tournament Semifinal Match>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland Face-To-Face!>MJF's Team vs. Mark Briscoe's Team in a 12-Man Tag Match>And More!** 11 Days Out From Forbidden Door **** 74 Days Out From All In: London **
first lol
>hazuki's hazonkers
rate Mercedes vs Hazuki
hyan is the michaels
>>20675778are you like 10? jesus christ grow up
ATHENA! YOU CONSPIRE AGAINST ME!???
We love you GOAT!
How did no one tell Mercedes that new theme is garbage
feel bad for maya world and the brother but hyan is still the michaels
>>20675788I'm sorry anonIt wasn't very mature of me
bros my crossdressing FWB wants to hookup on saturday but I love collision what do I do>
athena sounds like a geek
Queen Maya
>>20675778
in TK's shows I'd be offering Hazuki a double contract moment she steps into the back, cause you alreay know feds are keeping notice
schiavone's dementia is creeping in
>>20675786It was a good match. I enjoyed it. Thats my 'rating'
LSUgod i saw you nigga
Where my Bruvs at?
bruv saving us from the monstrosity we just watched
BRUV
WE’RE SO ELEVATED
>>20675786****>>20675793the CEO song has grown on me but i still wish they'd go back to her first MUNEH one
>>20675811god I want to murder an english """"""""woman"""""""" so badit doesn't help that I'm french
need that billy goat jersey
[AMAZING NEWS] WILL OSPREAY HAS MARRIED SWERVE STRICKLAND
OY BRUV I NEED TO RAISE MY BLACK SON INNIT
>>20675809I agree fantastic match.
>>20675796it's ok, don't do it next time
??????????????????????
just realized billy has sleeves now
>I smashed me black son's mum cringe
lmao
>>20675830I love you anon
>>20675810I hope he got some good pics of Hazuki's rack.
>>20675779stardom has been smart to not get njpw'd. aew got bayne thekla and mariah but they didn't take the core of the main event scene like with new japan.wow bruv really is just happy being autistic all over tv
>>20675799That's kind of her gimmick. Being a cringy weeb heel. Like Ricochet
get ospreay a manager i'm so serious
He smashed?????
based billy cracked that big ol ass of windsor
congrats, billy
kek based bruv
what the fuck was that promohope swerve fucks him with his BBC
OI, MI WAIF, I SHAGGED HER YOU KNOW
william i don't need to know what you do in bed
Justified "He Had Sex" chants RIGHT NOW
>>20675824>pretends to be the bride>attacks him during his marriagekino
[Happy News] Will Ospreay (33) had sexual intercourse with Alex Windsor (32)!
>>20675857based thug yuka
>>20675792>The nip slip outfit
ospreay's hair is worse now
>>20675865Kek
How I HATE sex haversHow they make my stomach turn
ospreay looks like a neanderthal. he literally looks like the missing link
oi we got a problem ya fookin scruff
i forgot will and swerve became EVPs last year
>>20675868that's a dashiki not a shiesty
>>20675865>(33)>(32)yikes that's a problematic age gap
>>20675865giwtwm
>>20675871he's got the 'Arry Kane haircut
swerve sucks i'm sorryif you needed a black guy in the main event just put bobby in there fuck
>>20675869The greatest day ever
THE BOOTY MAN
>>20675869Yum
did darby return yet i forgot
>>20675891mortos is a lucky beast
I want to consummate a marriage with Shane Taylor
>>20675879she's pretty much a childbut he's also pretty much a childlet children explore their sexuality together, you dinosaur!
referring to Darby as a "geezer" is just wrong lol
>>20675892yeah he attacked kevin knight a couple weeks ago
literal silence for hangmaam namedrop
this is literally the wrestling episode of south park
>>20675895his asshole is probably big enough for childbirth
>booty bootcamp
>>20675891
>>20675909KEK IT REALLY DO BE LIKE THAT KIRDBLT
>>20675909>a cartoon represented wrestling correctly:0
billy is acting heelish tonight
>>20675910I laughed so hard I spat on my chin mf
is that their version of the wrestlemania signholy moly that is pissant
bit rude innit
ospreay has already cut the construction worker at wembley promo
>>20675921Did you say join Don Callis Family?
>>20675912piracy sites are slow again aye?
aew doing long term stories better than wwe since the start of 2025
this is the OINK UP final
>REDEMPTIONhe said the name of the next ppvi'm basedfacing rn
I kinda miss the Dark OrderI thought they were cool the first time they appeared
Why do London kids care about the NFL?
>oi bruv will yuh elp page innit?>*comes out to elp page innit*>OI BRUV WHY DI'INT YOU HELP ME BRUVwtf is this?
>>20675936we need dark and elevation not just for the kino but also so that acts like the dark order can shine without taking up TV time
this is a goated promo rn
>>20675885he has good moments on the mic but he's inconsistent, Bobby doesn't fit aew's flippy choreographed style unfortunately
we miss you hanger
THAT'S NOT PG
>>20675936Brodie Lee was pretty much the idea man for that and after he died it was over
>>20675936a show that's written by people who understand television has a place for guys like them, but aew is like 80% tony 20% guys who worship anime and marvel and video games
what the fuck did they just censor
swerve just called will a fucking faggot holy shit
holy shit what did he say??? it got censored on my end
RACE WAR!!!!
PAY THE FINE TONY
>people like you >you're in my country's way BRUVWUT
kek wtf did swerve say?
>>20675941I miss Dark and Dark Elevation so badI remember watching it on my PS4 and sleep through it :(
>>20675944no we don'tno we don'tno we don'tno we don't
Watching your fucking language Swerve
swerve is good on the mic when he means what he says
WHAT DID HE SAY
has there been a wrestler that has been world champion in WWE, TNA and AEW
>>20675949I dont give a fuck
>punk ass egoskek punketty btfod
apparently Swerve randomly called out Israel. That's what was censored
HE CALLED HIM A CRACKER ASS HONKYNAAAAAH, say the word Will!
>>20675965joe?
>>20675953I'm watching on MAX and it got the shit censored out of it.
>>20675786Absolute dog shit. Crowd couldn't be lamer. God this is terrible
>after I'm done with you you're going to laying as flat as your wife's assDid Swerve go too far here?
>>20675965if you count the nxt title as a world titlejoey samoy
>>20675965Joe if count NXT as world championship
>>20675965Could've and should have been Christian Cage a couple of years ago
it was censored?
HE COLD COCKED HIM BRUV
>>20675972if he wasn't injured constantly vince probably would have had him beat brock but he only won the NXT (not a world title) and US titles
that was a shoot punch
FUCK THAT!>>20675953>>20675959
>>20675977He should have been all three
>>20675981not for myAEW chads
I'M ACTING BRUV
[SAD NEWS] JON MOXLEY IS ABOUT TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME
that was a pretty good segment
big match feel nglgood job swerve
better than average episode of bruv and swerve but it took a while to get there
Is this a shoot?
What does Pac's diet consist of?
>WE ARE DANCE PARTNERS way to fag it up, swerve
>yeah run away
segment started kinda rough but got pretty good
>>20675993I'm looking forward to the match now when before I didn't really care.
K I N O
Only Kenny can bring back Will to the light
great segment and they didn't even need a magical samoan ancestral artifact to pull it off
mr swerve, are you familiar with the movie "American History X"?
Well it took Swerve saying, "Nah nah nah. FUCK THAT!"
lexi sexo
>>20676008it's called talent, that pissant nepobaby roster wouldn't know a thing about it
Best Swerve promo in a loooooong time
You guys think Foley would make a good manager for Will? They both got a weird offbeat thing going for them, could work
good promo by jericho but i didn't the segment of him shelling his new nft live on tv
what a fucking PROMO
>>20676008>magical samoan ancestral artifactdo they actually have that? i still don't know why cody was lying next to a chicken
>>20676008Fact. No coconut theater required.
I'm saying Hangman will be on Team Briscoe in a bit.
me when I see an edrone
>>20675980there is still time brother
I think that promo segment kinda points towards it being Kenny - Bruv at Wembley.
>>20676024Foley should be the manager of Sting's Son>>20676030Accurate representation of this thread
>>20676036You punch them in the shoulder?
>>20676030it is texas, were you expecting nordic aryan super soldiers?
>DO YOU FEEL IN CHAARGE
Mox is Bane now
interested to see where they're going with the ospreay angle. feels now like he may go fully heel, wonder if they will commit to that if it's him vs omega at all in. Interesting because death riders have been tweeners for so long.
When Mox speaks, I listen.
poor lil danny
Ospreay looked a little heelish there low key
>>20676042>Sting>Mickwho will be lil nigga's father next? Sabu's ghost?
>Rocky Romero- Chicanery expert >Clon- Hologram fears him>Lance Archer- Tramp Stamp power >Doyle- Natty muscle >Trent- ?If I was Max, this would've been my team
it’s just words bros
>>20676027ARISE CHICKEN CHICKEN RISE
>clearwaterbros do I go to hogans hangout and an aew show
>>20676056moxley after ospreay rejects him as his father
big brew
He's a bastardJust not mine (I'm a very antisemitic individual)
>>20676057nipple status?
>>20676064PAC is not jewish
Fletcher looking dimes
dcf look kino
Kyle's autism shines bright
>>20676051wallahi brother
inb4 hurt syndicate
>>20676064He's half Goblin not Jewish, a common mistake in England
Might have to tune out, i hate inconsequential multiman tag matches
>>20676048Reminded me of this when both Dijak and Dio wanted to be Bane and Dijak had to be told to stop Baneposting on Twitter lmfao
why does he have a backpack. why does he look like that man
>>20676057Lance Archer, "The Murder Hawk Monster", should have been chosen solely because he's the most nWo-coded wrestler we've seen in the last 15 years
who is more terminally online kyle or max?
>mark’s team is just the conglomerationgay
>>20676066Shafir like
it's Shita isn't it
sad how sawdusted big tom is.... and he's still 100x better than sanada
THE ALPHA
I would choose Buddy. Simple as.
Briscoe is cancelled for saying "Oriental" in 2026
BADA BOOM WHOSE THE REALEST NIGGA IN THE ROOM
I'm here for Takeshita only
>I want youa bit protogay
darby was shoot moved by that mark briscoe promo
>darbyBASED
Darbiiiiiiii
my main man from the oriental land
I want Kyle too
>WHITE TAKEBASED BEYOND BELIEVE
i thought it was gonna be sneedball instead of bayley
BASED LIL NIGGA
Are they really having this match? What's the catch
>>20676100he ain't gonna fuck you bro
>>20676093RIP IshhiYou sucking angel tiddies now
broken white takeshita mask holy fkn AURA
>>20676105isnt that China??
finna gon be a dimes match up tonight
mark and ishii are okay but the rest of the conglomeration is lame
>>20676115yep but he will fuck me
I'm straight but I want TakeshitaI want himI want to have unprotected sex with him (I'd obviously take it)simple as
>>20676113if either team gets DQ'd they lose a man at FD
BLANCOSHITA
>>20676123OC is goated with the sauce
'ate creeps'ate liars
>>20676126this but with shane taylor
>>20676123Damn if only Roddy had some kind of gimmick that gave him personality
i like the teams but man if they don't change any of the teams for forbidden door is super lame to do a multiman match in a crossover event with only people from 1 company
>>20676115But maybe I'll fuck him
>>20676119that plus the white robe was fucking K I N Ohe's READY
>>20676131for a comedy guy he really can't act or talk. he does the in-ring physical comedy well but he kinda sucks at all the rest of it
>>20676126Have you ever taken a dick before? It feels weird man. I went back to being straight.
>6 on 6 at the PPV in a cage>literally 0 crossover to main event the crossover PPV>run the exact same match on TV just without the cage
>>20676135If he was good on the mic he'd own wrestling.
>>20676147very pretty woman
>>20676147isn't her name nambla
>>20676146NoA tranny once said he'd fuck me, he'd probably take it but the idea of me taking it is...ugh
>>20676147>>literally 0 crossover to main event the crossover PPVfuck you mean nigga they have a NJPW wrestler on the face team
>>20676138He's a married man leave him alone
>>20676146>I went back to being straight.lmao no you can't
>>20676119>>20676139That was PPV worthy gear
ANDRADE GETTING BIZZY EARLY
>>20676177How you know?
i want andrade to be world champion before 2028
Charles fumbled
>>20676180VGH imagine the promos.....
>>20676166yes you can
>>20676180he's beating ospreay trust
why not just have andrade and briscoe fight for a title shot instead of this?
OVERRUN BROS GET READY
This is a Fletcher board
these two kyles
MY BALLS WAS HOT
kek based
inside you there are two kylesone is autisticthe other is gay
I’m not sure about Kyle’s thigh tat
>>20676185Fagg
pornostar is the second best wrestler alive after kenny btw
Justified "KYLE" chants RIGHT NOW
>>20676201i amit's completely awful
Can I be a Darby fan if I'm both a creep and liar?
HE'S FLETCHING UP
>>20676199he's not gay, he's a pornostar and sometimes has to shoot gay movies
Can we get a Fletcher vs Darby feud
KylelanderTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>okada and takeshita immediately go for each otheris there perhaps meat on the bone still
>>20676199There's a little bit of Kyle in all of us
everyone in the crowd up for this match
>>20676201It's shitShould've just stuck to the sleeve
>>20676209I hate you so fucking much you creepy, lying piece of shit
Great catch by The Doyle there
based
crazy pacing
dcf was the right call for knight, it's giving him a personality finally
>>20676230that part
>YOU GET BACK IN YOUR FOOKIN CORNER YOU STUPID NIGGERwow, was this necessary, Kyle?
>>20676236yeah I thought that was a bit much but things get heated and I get it
>>20676236it's the only way they'll learn
>>20676236nah just some aussie banter
Okada is a Yamcha forced to be Goku
as much as i hate this mjf/briscoe program and it's consequences with regards to forbidden door, i think this dynamite has convinced me tone is cooking with gasthe ospreay/death riders thing has been a bit disjointed to me but i feel like we finally have a pathway to mjf->kenny->bruv that makes clear sense, with ospreay potentially being full heel at the end of it. additionally, i think we have a clear path to a hangman/swerve mega powers reunion that actually makes sense too. finna be a good summer, forbidden door failings aside
Don Callis should get like 5 more vaguely homosexual stable mates and hold his own indie event
lmao fuckin andrade
>Andrade still cheering him on
>>20676248there's still a lot of time till Wembley to get these feuds red hot
>MJF comedy jobberhis true calling
Justified "Roddy" chants
>>20676248fucking finally tonedog is cooking after being years of being sucked in that hangman vortex.
I like that Davis refused to be a Jannetty so he got his own Jannetty in Doyle
That mexican lady ringside loves her some Roddy
>>20676257yep for sure. this is just the first time i think ive been convinced we may be getting a repeat of 2025 all in kino, which was incredible to me.
That lady in the crowd is so annoying
HOW MUCH FOR THE LEETLE BOY
Holy shit I haven't seen a shoulder breaker like that in fuckin years
DOYLE RULES
Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!
>>20676248i don't see will turning heel at all during his reign, it'd be weird he getting the babyface hometown pop at wembley and by the end of the year him being evil
protostar vs take gonna be a movie
protoshitabros...
Takeshita and the Pornostar about to have match of the year
this match rules
okay tony I was wrong this is a good 12 man match
cage match is gonna be insane
We have an embarrassment of riches sickos
Forbidden Door actually looks based now that I look at it
>>20676287trust the plan
>>20676248Sicko summer finna be litty af
More like AEW Door
>Adam priestWho
>Big Blue security Sign him Tony!
We're going to 390 posts
>>20676278either aika has made multiple av where he fucks the dude while the gf is asleep in the room or i've shoot seen this one
dcf is a fed by itself
I doubted TK with booking this so close to the PPV but he was right once again.
>>20676274WHERE IS JOO BOSSTHA MEESTER STEENK
i'm built like jake doyle
he's got the visual pin!
I shoot love the DCF
>>20676294it's a sicko summer yeah buck you for your llama yeah
>>20676311based
>>20676304Could be both
this match overdelivered and then some
>>20676306DCW produce shows when ??
>>20676314we need a new visual with KK
Lot of in fighting in the Don Callis y
>>20676326high T individuals
>Stat vs Minathats a lot of meaty women
tony taking a lame looking card and turning it into dimes AGAIN
Kyle fucking shoved Kevin Knight at the end lol
kyle and knight really do not like each other
>>20676331TYBTD
til next time sickos
This isn't WWE, we build new stars here
>>20676336i'll see you on collision sicko
How can I become a Pornostar
>>20676359take six months off and get a clue and also some gassee you back here around worlds end brother
>>20676279>it'd be weird he getting the babyface hometown pop at wembley and by the end of the year him being evilbig mox did this in reverse and it worked, why not ospreay
>>20676030Hey, that's the guy that took a picture of Lyra's ass.