so dynamite was a flaming bowl of diarrhea
Ofc it was, desu...Tony booked it!
>>20677345>Dynamite sucked againmust've been a Wednesday starting with w
>>20677345how do gayew tards eat that without catching their thinning hair on fire?
>>20677345Why do you even watch that mudshow trash? Tony replaced handshakes with 1 milly dollar bills because he had no real friends.
>>20677345what made the poo so flammable
It really was:- Kenny does a promo to hype up his match with Zack. It's almost all comedy and the two both came off like dorks.- The Death Riders, after being faces last week are now back to being heels. Brody and Shafir barked at each other and Garcia, Bandido and Brody danced during the match.- Thekla says she's going to take a dump in Starlight's Kid mask, then she squats and makes fart sounds.- Will Ospreay did a segment where he talked about having sex with his wife and told her to "clean herself up after", which is now part of AEW canon. This is particularly a problem since his wife wrestles for the company and is seemingly taking loads in her free time. Swerve then came down and they reminisced about stuff that hasn't been mentioned since it happened last year along with things that maybe never happened. - AEW then basically gave us the main event of the PPV for free, only it was a straight tag match and not in a cage.
>>20677345So..pretty much a standard aew show then?
>>20677345Yeah the singular AEW fan has been shitting all over this board since
>>20678134>- Thekla says she's going to take a dump in Starlight's Kid mask, then she squats and makes fart sounds.now way did this happen
>>20678177https://x.com/_PWChronicle/status/2067412076696596592
>>20677345Good Ospraey promo that went on too long.Mercedes FD match was too long with no heat.Great MJF promo at the start.Multitag was going well, unless they made the midgets start manhandling dudes twice their size.
>>20678200If that's the best you can say about the show, then it sounds like complete dogshit.
>>20677345Have you ever actually tried to light a bowl of diarrhea on fire, anon? Have you ever even SEEN diarrhea on fire? Because if you have, maybe you can tell us how it was done. Go on. We're listening.
>>20678191holy fucking cringe
>>20678191POOP DICK WRESTLING
>>20678191Ok someone needs to take the bottle away from her
>>20677442What other letter would Wednesday start with you retarded edrone scum
>>20678191I can't believe WBD allowed AEW to let her deposit hot logs directly on to the ring mat.
>>20678134ProWresBlog miss status?
>>20678225Did I say it wasn't dogshit? kek
>>20678191Sex with turkla
>>20678134Starlight Kid? Is that the morbidly obese tranny game journalist?
>>20677345really?
>>20680604fraid so
>>20678247Don't joke about Pyro when it comes to All Trannythey never learned how to hire someone professional to do itit was just friends of the Bucks
Must be a day ending in y
>>20677345Business as usual then
>>20682574>businessThat's the last thing that I'd describe AEW as
