How come wrestling doesn't have intricate storylines like this anymore
>>20678381Because of Janel the shithead.
>>20678381Vince retired
>>20678381before the leaks we never thought vince are BBC fetishist but signs were always there
i can't get over this was shoot vince's fetish bros
>>20678389this was literally Heyman and Rusev with this booking and idea
>>20678416It should have been obvious since at least the Attitude Era.
>>20678417This>>20678388>>20678389>>20678398>>20678416It was all a Rusev, Lana and Heyman joint
>>20678381i’m ready to just get it off my chest. i masturbated after this segment. i vividly remember getting a really stiff erection during it, and didn’t know what was happening…by the end, i legit felt close to orgasm. i was dripping precum and my pecker head was purplish red. i went to the bathroom and shamefully stroked myself to completion in under 30 seconds, one of my hardest climaxes in my life. im not into cuck shit, not even to this day, but something about that segment just…i dont know…the shame i feel to this day is palpable. i cant even bear to watch AEW when lashley comes out still.
>>20678417.. to please god-emperor vincent kennedy mcmahon (junior)
>>20678381Based Mirosev working zer marks.
>>20678451You are Indian
>>20678451why do indians type out stuff like this
>>20678651It's ironic because they know based boys watch everything while furiously masturbating
>>20678451>he fapped to Bobby LashleyNigga you gay
>>20678421>chocolate sexualDisgusting name, so the vague accounts of black men raped by slave masters is true.
>>20678451wow hot
>>20678687>he thought /pol/ was about anything other than the freedom to buttsex negroes openly, just like the old days
>>20678451I wonder who's behind this post.
>>20678451most based poster on /pw/
>>20678675Yeah especially when Shelton Benjamin looked so much better.
>>20678451another timmy converted
>>20678451this board is shoot gayer than /lgbt/ these days.
>>20678451Someone with an AI subscription should convert this to Vince McMahon's voice and dub it over OP's video.
>>20678902>pro wrestling>gayer than /lgbt/nobody tell him
>>20678381If you are into cuck shit this is actual porn to you>Punches the whiteboi>they kiss while standing over him, raising her leg>Rusev's hand in his groin, crying
>>20678451literally writes like a Vince McMahon text
>>20678381Man, look how Bobby roughly and forcefully embraced Lana. Tell me that isn't hot.
rusev is a weird weird man
>>20678437>It was all a Rusev, Lana and Heyman jointWho do you think Heyman booked to please, retard?
>>20678381>the thinly veiled booker's fetish
>>20679480It's obvious they were in an open relationship but I always wondered if he felt a little hurt and/or jealous.
>>20679494well he seems to feed off itthey were separated for a while and he ran back to her he wants this life
>>20678451don’t worry its normal to prematurely cum as a whiteboi seeing an ALPHA like Lashley assert his dominance
>>20678451Based
>>20679494He literally makes her do it. Its a form of abuse. CJ doesn't want to but she has to do it, its basically rape by Miro and his pals.
>>20678451hottest post ive ever read. better than the fantasies people write on /hm/ and /r/
>>20678388Vince is comming back
>>20678451promos good
>>20678451i really hope this is a shitpost.
>>20678417>>20678437Correct. Everyone involved basically outed themselves including Lana's gf. Bobby was probably the only one doing any acting
>>20678451kek what a post
>>20678451why do you cucks are always ashamed of liking cuckoldry?
>>20678451why are you posting your resume here instead of sending it to creative@WWE.com?
>>20678451why are so many wrestling fans shoot cuckholds? vince himself was one
>>20681491poor bobbo
did heyman have any hints of this during his ecw days
>>20678381Cuckshit was not intricate
wasnt this Rusev's idea?
>>20678451God I wish that were me
>>20678451put me in the cap please
>>20678451Is there photographic proof of this?
>>20681604No, that's how you know he was doing it to please Vince.
>>20678451ngl bros this post got me chubbed up by the end.
>>20684331This, it was just before yet another Brock championship run.
>>20678451Best post on /asp/ rn
So apparently the original idea was that Lana was leaving Rusev for Bobby because he had a little dick with erectile dysfunction but even Vince and Heyman thought that that was too far and too relatable to the audience so they had to change it to sex addiction to seem ridiculous enough.
>>20685248This was Rusev’s pitch btw.
