>"Michelle Uncool" you type out on your keyboard>You hear a gong>Everything goes dark>You feel a presence staring at you from behind, but don't dare turn around>You've done it now>Before you have the chance to drop to your knees and beg for mercy, you are hit with 15 of the purest strikes he can throw>You scramble towards your nightstand in search of a dime you can use to buy his forgiveness>He drags you back to the computer, subscribes you to his channel, and Chokeslams you through the desk>He hits you with a Tombstone Piledriver, hops on his Harley, and carefully drives out of your home
>>20681339
That's beautiful, man.
>>20681339this is why i always keep a bottle of jack near mefor scenarios like this
Jokes on 'Take, I'm actually phone posting in Death Valley, in the middle of the desert. It's 120 degrees and I'm gonna stab him in the back, I'm gonna cut his flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat HIS flesh until I find food. Then I'll fashion myself some snake skin boots and carry my Harley Davidson™ (mmmmmmmm badass bike) on my shoulder home.
Piggies alwaysy with their homsexual fantasiesases
Mmmmmmm badass poster id share some jack with him
>buy a bunch of cucumbers>lay them out in a circle around my desk before postingCheckmate, Mark.
>>20681339What taker doesnt know is that have hired 200 Kaneanites to shove a cucumber up his ass when he goes back home
How would he know what a dime is considering he's never drawn one?
>>20681339mmmmmm bases
>>20681989mmmm you done it now kid
>>20681339thought you'd go for a bottle of Jack to appease this entity
>>20681339mmmmmmmm showing consideration is badass
>>20681339>AAAAH PLEASE PUT AWAY THE CUCUMBER I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
>>20681339This is the kind of ad we need
Based Mark McCool standing up for his master- I mean, woman
Taker posting pops me everytime
>>20681339I would never type "Michelle Uncool".Michelle McCool's Nipple pokies were over with me as a kidCarder on the other hand is a KWAUAMFBN
>>20681339kek based back to page 1 to save this board
>>20681339>and carefully drives out of your homemmmmmmmm motorcycle safety is mmmmmmmm badass
>>20681339mmmmm dont wanna mess with him
>>20687418holy fucking based
>>20684532kek this
bump
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Popped me
>>20689073ANON????
>>20689073Looks like this Anon went and did it now, made a big mistake.
>>20681339Who'd win in a fight, Candlejack or the Unde
mmmmmmmmm
>>20681339Bump because it popped me
>>20689073You did it now
>>20681895The local 81 approves of this message. That’s how you make sure your man is right. You put him to the test.
I remind him of Gunner and eat a cucumber
>>20689073Mmmmmmmmmmmm rest… in… peace… grrrrhrhhehsiaugsuaygsuagrgagahrggghh