grow a gut
>>20683838Earthquake should've had a WWF World Title run.
>>20683838For sure, Those big bastards were the shit!
Mason Rook is bringing back this fit
>>20683838I still can't believe Earthquake was in his 20s during this
If you replace Yokozuna with Earthquake wrestling history becomes far superior
>>20683950Ax is so ahegao
John Tenta was too pure, too good-natured for the business.
>>20683838Love TentaTenta BoardSimple As
>>20683838
Fat ass motherfuckers
Natural Disasters vs LOD matches from Japan are so much fun. Vince was such a faggot for the way he booked LOD, Nasties, and Steiners.
>>20683849Absolutely. Should've pinned the Hulkster when he injured him, run roughshod over any faces until Hogan returned. Guaranteed dimes.
>>20684162>hating on BasedquakeShameful
>>20684188THE DICKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaJZus5Svac
>destroys jobbers in you're path
>>20683838>Main evented WM40>Undefeated>Drew the most dimes
>>20684309didn't they shoot kill a guy?
>>20683950fags
>>20684386but enough about your dads
>>20684366They tried to kill a jobber in every enhancement match.
>>20683838What are they meant to be, some kind of natural disasters?
>>20684309I always get them confused with the Heavenly Bodies, they H bombed and raped a ring rat so bad she was wandering the econolodge covered in blood pointing at people like Lady Macbeth. That’s the one Tatanka got blamed for and what killed his push.
>>20684452I think that was specifically jimmy del ray
>>20684439they are supposed to be wrestling fans from the future
>>20684510Somehow I feel like those two didn’t really love the USA.
You know why
>>20684525Because you’re from fucking India?
>>20683950These guys are my current top tag team in universe mode, they always go over brother
>>20684452Holy shit>According to sources, the woman was said to have been drugged, sodomized and her head shaved on only one side. Kevin Nash reiterated this story in an interview with Kayfabe Commentaries. The woman was having drinks with him and Undertaker the night prior. When the wrestlers were leaving the hotel the following morning, Nash noticed that she was seated in between two police officers. The hallway was smeared in blood. She had half her head shaven as she was crying, reporting the incident to the officers. In the interview, however, Nash presumed the person who did this was Jimmy Del Ray because of similar stories of Del Ray. During representation by Tatanka's attorney the facts showed that Tatanka was not involved in the incident at all and Del Ray was fired from the company; Tatanka's suspension was lifted and he returned with full-pay to the active WWF roster.
>>20684653Absolute fucking mark reply.No they wanted the gold sucka.
>>20683848Already done, now what?
>>20683852How is it that Quake and Tugboat look fine like this but for whatever reason Rook looks shitty? Only thing I can think of is that Tugboat is top heavy and Quake's fat is more evenly distributed whereas Rook's seems to work its way down so they manage to look strongfat instead of fat fat.
>>20684731Reminder that Corny spoke glowingly of Del Ray after he died. Also Jimmy Del Ray looks like the type of guy who'd drug and rape a girl.
>>20685033Natural Disasters looked like grown men (hairy bodies, bald in Tentas case) while rook looks like the fucking Trainer from the old WWF acclaim games (like a big overgrown baby)
>>20685033Because Mason looks like a fat white lesbian
>>20683950was a big fan of these guys and never though t of them as a road warrior rip off even if they were i dont give a shit they were awesome.
>>20685054Did Jim Cornette partake in serious criminal behavior, or did he just live vicariously?
>>20683838Is Tenta's head humongous or is Tugboat's just small for his size?
>>20685352The baldness and long beard makes Earthquake's head look way bigger.
John Tenta would fuck a nigga up
>>20684520They liked the USD ► CAD exchange rate
>>20685561Tenta was shoot 6'6, 420lbs, a college wrestler, and undefeated in sumo. If he had to shoot he definitely could.
>>20683838why is Typhoons head so small???
>>20685336Didn't help that he came out in a robe and would start belly dancing or whatever, but they were pretty good in-ring
>>20685561Yeah
>>20684431holy based
>>20685977Based
>>20684731jesus christ how did i never hear about this? i guess now i know why the heavenly bodies vanished from TV lol.
>>20685336the midnight express got their name by running rape trains on ring rats all night long. jim cornette believed he could harness occult powers using the tears and shaved hair of ring rats. he tried to teach these secrets to the heavenly bodies but they got caught.
>>20683838imagine if they had done this team with the shark and shockmaster gimmicks. they could have called that team "the actual disasters".
>>20688956Finner
bump
Tenta was always dimes, but Typhoon always looked like a bitch, he looks too friendly and his head is abnormally small, his beard doesn’t hide the fact that he has no chin
>>20685033Rock looks too femenine
>>20685033Mason Rook looks like King Kong Bundy but 50 pounds thinner and with a less imposing aura.
>>20683838What was the last dimes tag team the WWE had? MCMG?
>>20693001They weren't WWE creations
>>20690205I’m not sure if it’s a super well known story. I’ve heard a few guys talk about it on shoots. Unironically Nash seems to have some sort of special insight into the mind of rape victims. When he saw the girl with the cops he knew he she would have no clue who actually raped her because of how H bombing works. He grabbed Undertaker and told him to get packed asap and they jumped out the back porch, thinking since they were the two biggest guys she would remember them somewhat from the night before and try to blame them. Tatanka had a fucking dyed red Mohawk that’s what doomed him. Del Ray got his nickname from how often he bombed rats. I’m pretty sure he ran to Japan until the thing blew over. I just remember it because of the details, how she was covered in blood with her head half shaved saying they broke her asshole.
>>20693186It definitely isn't
>>20693186>I’m not sure if it’s a super well known storyI have seen a lot of icebergs about dark and obscure wrestling shit and this is the first time I read about this
>>20683849Honestly he could have easily slotted in to the Rumble title win and dropping it at Mania cycle
