What would you write about him?
>>20704303>Choshu at the 100 yen store
>>20704303Sold his soul to Tony Khan to job on Collision.
>>20704303"Who is he?"
>>20704303God damn Tomohiro Ishieeeiiiy looks like a japanese baked potato
>>20704378He deserves a good retirement home.
>>20704303Here lies Tomohiro Ishii, he never Choppa Phase Two'd
>>20704303>100 appearances in AEW>Never got a pop
>>20704303Generic wrestler that makes other wrestlers look good, another similar wrestler is Goto
>>20704303Bangerino 5-starino
>>20704303Temu Hakushi
>>20704303Porn addicted choppa merchant.
>>20704303Tomohiro Ishii is professional wrestling's greatest contradiction. He enters arenas looking like an escaped boulder, spends twenty minutes exchanging strikes that would qualify as industrial accidents, and then casually tells the world, "I am a sad man, write whatever you want about me."What are you supposed to do with that?Ishii has built a career on being impossible to move, impossible to intimidate, and seemingly impossible to injure. His neck has become wrestling folklore. His matches are celebrations of stubbornness. He approaches pain the way most people approach a mildly inconvenient email.Yet beneath the Stone Pitbull persona is a man who occasionally drops a sentence that sounds like it belongs in a black-and-white arthouse film."I am a sad man."Not a tragic man. Not an angry man. Just a sad man.The beauty of Ishii is that he never explains himself. He doesn't need to. Every match tells the story for him. He fights like someone trying to prove something to the universe and has spent decades refusing to quit until the universe acknowledges it.Maybe that's why fans connect with him. Ishii isn't the biggest star, the tallest wrestler, or the loudest personality. He's the guy who gets knocked down, gets back up, and somehow looks slightly annoyed that gravity keeps trying.If Tomohiro Ishii gives you permission to write whatever you want about him, the truth is there's only one thing worth writing:He is a sad man.And somehow, that makes him one of wrestling's most inspiring ones.
>>20704303He was the breast man, in a dying era
He's a god. And you know it's summer when ishii shows up on AEW. For a great match watch the one he had with Moxley in 2020 or 2019. Was a very cool.
>>20704303Nothing, because I have no idea who this is, just like everyone else
>>20704303Ugly ass motherfucker
>>20704303who are you?
>>20704303>He should impregnate Willow to make a 500 lb neckless wrestling super baby.
>>20706398neckless... and dimeless
>>20704303whatever you want
>>20704303He's a sad man.
>>20704303Isn't this the little fella the local takeout spots have up front by the cashier lol
Based, based & based.
I stopped watching NJPW years ago and he was already washed then. Good for him he hasn't Ibushi-ed himself yet.
I saw Tomohiro Ishii at a Donki in Kandasaragukakucho yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “I'm a sad man” but he kept chopping me off and going “I'm a sad man, I'm a sad man, write anything you want about me” and chopping his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my chopping, and I heard him chop as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen −196°C Strong Zero in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be sad and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he chopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and chopped at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by chopping really loudly.
The only time I ever cared about him was during Honmamania.
>>20709241almost had it but you fumbled by not having ishii suck the counter girl's titties dry
>>20704303I'd die for this man
>>20709159he's still not washed now fuck off retard
>>20704303I'm going to write that he's forming a tag team with this guy and calling themselves Sad Dudes With Attitudes. The only thing that will bring them joy is the tag gold.
>>20704303Jobber
>>20704303Chinese Samoa Joe lookin ass
>>20704303WE LOVE YOU GOAT
He choppa you
>>207043034ft tall?
>>20705006Thanks, ChatGPT
>>20705006@grok: is this your creation?
