Show me them chocolate titties!

Mercedes made Maya look way too good.

>>20736258
>Ember Moon has a normal accent
>it's not negrofied

I want to colonize her

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RAAAWWWRRRRR!!!

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>>20736292
Too late

This is going to end at 12:30 at the earliest.

CIRCLE CAGE KINO

haven't heard the Drain song yet, where is it?

wwe can never

>>20736297
He looks like he fucks caramel goddesses.

AEW really needs new commentators

Good matches, but this will be a forgettable ppv.

Athena is so hokey. Her promos sound like someone making fun of what they think a wrestler sounds like

Back to back Owen Hart Cup winner

FUCK YES KUNG FU CHICKEN FAMER MAN

I cna sleep before 8am

LMFAOOO FUCK THAT 4 HORSEWOMEN TALK MERCEDES IS BETTER

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This is the match

Ospreay and Swerve is the main? 7 star match incoming.

oh shit the Not Elimination Chamber

The Men’s Owen Main events then.

Lil nig def doing a coffin drop off the cage but on who?

this ppv going late

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just made microwave ramen with egg and chicken leftovers

>>20736312
Just give me Taz man. Taz makes Excalibur tolerable enough. Let it just be those two. Fucking drop Schiavone asap. He's the fucking worst. Nigel has sounded checked out for years too. It's grim man

>>20736321
that part.

>>20736333
>Lil nig def doing a coffin drop off the cage but on who?
Brisco. Darby turns heel and joins MJF to win the tag titles.

How long is this shit going on for? I gotta work at 5 in the morning which is almost 5 hours from now.

need this to be fast and very plundery

Mark Brisco comes across like a guy who could easily hang in the original attitude era

I'm sorry, the women cannot do spots. They can't lift each other, they can't do acrobatics, they can barely roll over each other and stay in sequence. If Mercedes is the "greatest woman wrestler ever" she's in the quadruple digits on the list of just greatest wrestler ever.

I good have sworn they said the cage match was the main event?

is gonna be a 45 minute semi-comedy match?

I feel like there's too many bozos in the ring

maya world has awoken something in me, bros.

seeing her big black breasts jiggling around like that....fuck man. I'm man enough to admit that as soon as the match ended, i stroked myself (with 2 fingers) to completion in just 1 minute.

>death’s door
so they’ll be using this again

Death's Door

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>>20736321
the 3 other ones turned out to be complete jannettys.

Based Death's Door

>>20736348
It's a "Triple Main Event" aka it is not the main event.

>DEATH'S DOOR

kino

This cage is awesome

>>20736347
let's see you do a spot tubby

we gotta have death riders vs bc gold in deaths door

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i hope the jew loses

Fleth is fetch

>>20736366
CJ Perry looks uncanny

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Thank kitto for saving this shit event
Jesus christ that snoozer that Kenny Omega gave was shit on some other level

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>don shoot couldn't rip the shirt

How does one become a Pornostar?

Wait so Swerve and Ospreay is the main event? I thought it was the steel cage.

>>20736371
She just walled is all.

>>20736381
you packin?

i hope lil nigga got a pre nup!

Think Sting or Sting Jr. show up?

Can I be a Darby fan if I'm both a creep and liar?

lil nigga is gonna do something unfathomably retarded during this

Darby's aura is actually insane.

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Darby sings his theme and you cannot convince me otherwise.

kino shot of black darby and white takeshita

creeps and liar status?

>>20736396
Uh.....yeah. It's his band

Long ass PPV alert

>team briscoe
>he's not first out

did deathwish tell darby to stop using their decks?

Takeshita turned face?

Pornokada is OP

you know it’s gonna be kino when one team is wearing white

>>20736381
Apparently the ability to be hard for a long time without coomin.

>>20736409
alright what's her name

Tony Khan is a billionaire, he couldn't get Gimme Back My Bullets for Mark Briscoe?

>AND... MARKKKKKKKKKKKK
How'd you get on the team anon?

I HATE CREEPS

>>20736362
Was saying the same thing to Maya and Mercedes chonky asses

>>20736417
heh

>redneck brought a fertilizer bomb in the backpack
Sick

LIL NIG IS ALREADY PLOTTING

this cage is based

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>Kyle Fletcher

>>20736415
Lynyrd Skynrd is expensive as fuck.

>One team comes out in stupid shirts.
>The other team comes out with bags weapons.
Oh yeah.
It's kino time.

>>20736415
its a special occasion theme for him like final countdown was for danielson

>>20736414
bro who doesn't know who aika is, genuine jav 101 name

>>20736352
>>20736353
Great. So Forbidden Door isn't going anywhere kek

the urge to drop a 20 tons of cereal inside that cage

Seems a long way to jump into the ring from that cage. High change you just land on the ropes and seriously hurt yourself

mark is fully BALD

The fact there is absolutely going to be a 30 minute match (at a minimum) after this is ridiculous.

will andrade get ontop of the cage to take his pants off?

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>>20736414

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>>20736425
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

>>20736430
>>20736440
thanks

Who's the bearded guy in the Callis family that's not Andrade? He looks like a shrunken Brodie Lee

I'm just fantasy slopping when I say this, but Death's Door would be a much better name if the cage was made of barb wire in addition to the shape.

damn that shit has no give

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>>20736441

>>20736444
Doyle something?

Andrade really should be champion.

>>20736444
jake something/doyle

i think stardom should have to provide doyle and davis 5 wives each

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Feels good being Elite

I liked this cage until it was lowered. Now I'm not sure how I feel about it. Just seems like an oversized Lion's Den.

all 10 niggas need to BLEEEEEED

>>20736455
Glad he got a ring name that isn't totally dogshit

>>20736366
god NOOPH is so fucking hot.

do you have any more of her? or links to her cam shows? i cant find them anymore. i distinctly remember her showing her tight little tanned ass hole in one.

>>20736414
AIKA

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Why would MJF choose Doyle over Rocky Romero?
He's an asset in chicanery and pin eating

>all these white shirts
they're bleeding

lasagna will be out of the oven in 18 minutes

>>20736462
Nooph?

>>20736457
clean as fuck

>>20736457
White Hot

>>20736409
This one feels too risky

>>20736469
keep us updated

no slim jim tables here

>don callis homoerotic tables instead of slim jim tables
keeeeeek

>pay all this money to sit front row
>They put a giant steel mesh screen over the action
Same as UFC. The cucks who go to live events still are retards

>>20736470
"aliyah" in wwe, the girl on the left that naked lana is hugging.

>>20736454
I don't see how. Ospreay is probably winning it at Wembley and he'll probably have at least a couple month reign. I do like Andrade tho

based el idolo

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>>20736469
based

>>20736470
fka as aliyah in wwe

>>20736468
Based noticer

LMAO get Andrademogged, MJF.

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>>20736473
I'm not going to lie, I thought it was cropped more

>>20736469
for some reason I read this as you put that guy from busted open into an oven

Did Jay white come back only to get injured again and disappear while being paid for 3 more years

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>golden tables
We 2019 AEW now

>GOLDEN TABLES

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>His gimmick is that he takes his pants off
>And supposedly grown men really want to see it

>>20736479
But where'd you get Nooph from?

>NES

NES time

poor treatment of a classic console

>He's got a Nintendo!
>Callis: What a nerd!
kek

BRUH WTF IS THIS A TNA DOT COMBAT MATCH?!?!??!

>>20736493
THIS IS AWESOME!
>clap clap clapclapclap
THIS IS AWESOME!
>clap clap clapclapclap

>>20736495
That's her shoot name anon.

MONSTER POP FOR BLOWING INTO THE CARTRIDGE

>inside the gates of hell is an original NES

what game was that

/v/bros where we at

need a garotte with that controller wire

ANDRADE FOR CHAMP THIS YEAR

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An OG NES was kinda heavy, that probably shoot hurt Pornostar

What a waste of an NES

>>20736487
Stay safe man

Okada is a street performer forced to play Carnegie Hall

is this kyle's first match since getting cleaered?

>crowd pops for the cartridge blow
Lmfao

>HE'S GOT A NINTENDO!!!
Jesus fucking christ AEW

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>it is 2026
>i am watching okada get whipped with an nes controller
>i feel nothing

I can't wait for the day someone gets hit with a classic nokia and sells it like death

>sega system
don't let /vr/ hear this

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This is wrestling

DID HE HAVE BATTLETOADS?

i kinda miss whipping guys directly into the cage, can't do that with this much space between the cage and the ring

>>20736522
someone is gonna steal this

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>>20736504
The fuck kinda name is Nooph?

EWWWW

>>20736527
Tony had better send me a check

CONTROLLER GAROTTE

>>20736522
As long as they don't use my Motorola Razor that I'm streaming on

if you squint your eyes mark briscoe kinda looks like Joshua Tomar

I would think it more likely that an NES would show in WWE because that's the only game system Vince has heard of.

thumbtacks deeply embedded

>>20736528
Don't blame me. Blame the Syrians/Iraqi parents.

nintendium still undefeated

omg

getting hit with skateboard grip tape is a lot more painful than people who have never hit by it think

>>20736457
ELITE BOARD

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>>20736508
>NES
Nah, we /vr/

DARBY WHAT THE FUCK

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>a loud SMACK from a skateboard

>>20736534
kino

holy FUCK darby

Nintendo's gonna sue

I think Darby didn't expect that to hurt so much

it's actually a miracle darby didn't lose an eye

>>20736392
record time

GOD I LOVE THIS LIL NIG

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Is this the first time a heeb has done menial work?

Do they really have to do these exact same hardcoreslop matches every single PPV? How is this not just Stadium Stampede inside a cage?

darby legit insane.

sweep it up

>HIS FACE
THAT WAS NOT SELLING
THAT WAS REACTING

WHAT A HEEL

>Darby's face
holy fuck that must have hurt lmao

FACE FIRST INTO THE TACKS
WTF

>>20736553
>someone breathes
call our lawyers - nintendo

MJF acting like a good guy sweeping the thumbtacks

SWEEP IT UP JANNY

>He's just a common man

booo max already did this cleaning spot at revolution this year

>first time he's done anything like in his life
Bullshit, he did this spot in the tack match with Mark.

ez heat

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I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny to give his honest opinion on this

Do you think those oranges were in Toni's ass?

THE REFS EATING ONE WTF

>ref takes an orange too
kek

kino

>not making white lightening hooch
Fuck this company

>>20736579
banana boy?

Lmao Brisco still has tacks in his back

>>20736579
Cornette legit gave up on AEW a few months ago and doesn't watch it anymore kek

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>>20736582

WHAT THE FUCK

ORANGE TO THE FACE?????? these sick fucks man

can't wait for someone in AEW to bump on Warhammer 40k figures

>okada taking his shirt off
sometimes its the little things

That is legit sick as fuck

HOLY FUCKING KINO

justified "boo yay" chants RIGHT NOW

You sick fucks

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dudes rock

ORANGE TO THE FACE
THAT MAD HAD A FAMILY!!!!

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>>20736590
Really anon?

>>20736561
At least they do different spots every time

BIG SHIT LETS GO

popped my ass

UNRIKE TAKESHITA

ANOTHER KINO DAY FOR AEW

thought it was gonna be a gun was about to pop out of my seat

Never thought wrestling would end up here

>>20736588
He's watching it again, guy. It's just that the reviews vary now, it could be 20 minutes or a little over an hr, all depends how much he fast forwarded.

aew knows how to do a multi man match

we are eating good tonight sickos...

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Based Takeshita

why can't aew just be a sitcom starring the pornostar, okada, takeshita, and mortos?

>>20736602
They don't though. They just swap out weapons for different pop culture references to use
This anon >>20736591 probably isn't even too far off

protokada bros?

>Darby's dad got chopped by Brody King
>Darby's mom bodyslammed his son on thumbtacks
The fuck with this family?

>Okada shoot popped for that
kek, based

GERMAN ANGEL'S THESIS

>>20736589
love darbs

>>20736617
He wants to be Bam Margera really bad

This match is dumb but kino

Face first into thumbtacks was unironically one of the most brutal things I've seen in wrestling in a LONG time.
Fucking hell Darby..

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Take pops the entire arena and he don't need no meme theme nor meme phrases, dude is doing it on performance alone.

>>20736589
BRUH

I genuinely still don't know how they put these matches together and remember all these spots

four tables stacked on the outside

>>20736589
lmao, that is the face of
>"Oh fuck that actually hurt"

HOLY SHIT

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>>20736623
He just married this babe too

>>20736633
where the best wrestle, innit

>>20736635
darby coffin dropping someone thru those

this is why i am a sicko.

>>20736639
Blessed be. Wish all the best for Darbs, the guy's going to be a legend.

Now that Sami won the belt yjk that Chicken is penciled in for his thank you run.

ITS FIIIINNNEEEE

It's fine

Swerve and Bruv gonna have to put their working boots on after this

>>20736633
It's not like they've been planning this for weeks or anything.

LIO

holy fucking shit i popped for lio rush like you wouldn't believe

imagine how great the world would be if the other jews were as cool as mjf

Was he in there the whole time?

YES WE GOT BLACKHEART TONIGHT

Spooky nigger is here

FOIWHGUOIHWEGHWOIGHJOI

LIO IN THE DUO MAIN EVEENT WHAT THE FUCKKK

>>20736644
absolutely no one does these big trash street fight matches better than AEW

SPOOKY NIGGA HOURS

IT'S HIM
JOHN BLACKHEART

holy shit this nigga can move

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>>20736639
Leave it to modern women to look like absolute sluts on their wedding day.

Lio Rush has a lot of momentum

It's fiiiiiine

>IT’S FINE
>HOW YOU KNOW?
philosophical kino

>rabid fentanyl nig as a weapon
kino

HOW YOU KNOW

triple h is gonna give lio rush 1 million dollars to be danhausens nemesis

HE KNOWS

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>IT'S FINE!
>HOW JU KNOW!?

Is that lil spoopy nigga okay?

Justified lio chants

>ITS FINE CHANT

>>20736602
>At least they do different spots every time
You were saying?

>>20736639
Isn't this chick DDP's stepdaughter?

>>20736615
You just know that Paul is gonna have Daunhausen show up during the Wargames match and electrocute someone's balls now

That's some creepy ass character work

>Bringing an entire extra person into a no disqualification match as a weapon
Alright bros.
I popped.

fentanyl lio

>Schizo Rush
KINOOOOOOOO

Based Gollum gimmick

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>>20736664
Yup. TYBTD

lio noooo

KINO CHANTS

>>20736669
the festivities included brody king chopping all of his family bare chested it's not a big deal

HIS PRECIOUS

NEW THREAD
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682

MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!

>>20736668
Lio is INSANE. He's always had a problem getting over on the character side, great to see him finally have something that gets him in the ring.

>>20736685
Why are you thinking about WWE right now anon?

Briscoe has the chicken power

NEW THREAD
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682
>>20736682

aew is too fucking good omg

they kill it with their ppvs every fucking time

Who remembers the original Lio Rush AEW gimmick of being a financial speculator

300

>>20736700
aew is gonna get sued by nintendo

>>20736700
Now you're playing with Power

Doyle rules!

Takeshita dead

Based match

What happened?

Those were some solid chair shots

Based Andrade

>>20736721
Me, didn't he retire not long after?

Everybody dead