HE'S GOT A NINTENDO
>>20736529LE HECKIN VIDYA GAMES?! IN MY WRESTLING?
>>20736636SEND IN THE NINJA TURTLES ZOMG
>>20736529The state of modern wrestling; Manchildren
>>20736529hope nintendo sues aew
>>20736529Who the fuck thinks this shit is a good idea? And what's the point? Yes, that's a NES. Okay. Now why in the name of fuck are you pulling one out during a wrestling match? Am I supposed to pop because I know what a NES is? Fuck outta here.
>>20736636wrestling TCG would be based
>>20736832>>20736914But anon! He blew on the cartridge! He did le meme thing!
>>20737015Just let pro wrestling end. Death is a mercy at this point.
>>20737015the crowd popped for this thoughbeit
New Jack did it.
>>20737077>AEW fans thought this was coolYeah no shit. That's the problem, gummy bear boy.
>>20736529GayEW really is a cancer on the industry
>>20737110AEW is the Comic Con of wrestling if Comic Con couldn't sell any tickets
>>20736529https://youtu.be/BZGoYsVnR4M?si=sR97dNL3HNxZIDhK
Yes, how DARE they profane our sacred sport?
Drones getting mad at a retro video game console being used as a weapon but eat up run ins from guys who wrestled thirty years ago because IT'S LIKE A HECKIN MARVEL MOVIE!Pick your battles drones. This was in a gimmick match. The main event of your biggest show of the year has to rely on The Undertaker turning out the lights to make anyone care.
Kek got the AEWxirs more worried about WWE than their own show that's on right now
>>20737186>>20737209I know you're the singular AEW fan so you feel obligated to defend everything AEW does but there's absolutely no way to defend this. Just walk away bro.
>>20737209Why are you bitching abou a match from three years ago?
>>20736529gamecube nintendo
>>20737259Why are you pretending like that's the only time nostalgia acts show up in WWE? Go jerkoff to the thought of Dwayne coming back to insert himself into the main event only to vanish again before the angle is over.
>>20737186Are you under the impression anyone liked this or that it also wasn't ruthlessly made fun of?
>>20737323Stop humiliating yourself.
>>20737323>Go jerkoff to the thought of Dwayne coming back to insert himself into the main eventYou mean like the way AEW fans jerked off to the thought of Shane McMahon showing up in AEW?
>>20737186and boom goes the dynamite
>>20737015saved for the wwe is for manchildren posts
>>20737460>Gay AEW spot>Featuring AEW wrestlers>Doing some gay AEW shitB-b-b-b-b-but WWE. You have an illness
>>20737456Number of times anybody in WWE has used a NES as a weapon in a desperate attempt to get the cheapest memberberry pop possible. 0 times? 0 times. AEW is a parody of pro wrestling.
>>20736529>>20737015I don't watch AEW. You mean to tell me this guy is a professional wrestler and not some random dude from the crowd?
>>20736529AN ORIGINAL ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>20736529Oh my Science! Heckin NES? This is why I love this company. Look at this guy with his tongue out! Just like me when I was cheering so loud for that heckin swerve and osprey match!
>>20736529ffs. why is everything they do so fucking lame and gay?
All you bitching queers watch Danhausen turn the Mizz into a retard and laugh and clap like mongoloids and are now pretending that you want seriously wrestling?
>>20737909He spent like 10 years in wwe
>>20738634Danhausen turning Miz into a retard is high art compared to this. Every time WWE sinks low, AEW finds a way to sink 10 times lower.
>>20737095>Why is AEW appealing to AEW fans and not us e-drones
pEdrones will be fine with a gingerbread man or Reddithausen but call this an outrage.
>>20738677>M-Must..defend..billionaire..dog fucker..FOR FREE!
>>20738677>gingerbread man or ReddithausenThose are both better than this. AEW loses. You lose.
>>20736529>Reddit the promotion
The reason why this is so offensive is because this is a joke spot in a cage match between teams that should hate each other. This isnt some jokey hardcore match between midcarders. In story these are 2 teams that want to hurt each other so bad they needed to be put in a steel cage so nobody could escape. This is the same reason why people will forever make fun of that Bray/Seth cage match with the comically large clown hammer.
>>20737015Why did he hit someone with a Nintendo?
>>20737015I can’t wait until wrestling fucking dies. Redditors ruined it, like everything else.
>>20736529>>20737015lol i remember nintendo and blowing the cartridges
>>20736636fpbp
>>20739155The face jokes while they beat the heels with a heavy box and wires they used as whips.
>>20739155Producing quality is too much effort, so they hide behind "it's fun! 'fabe is dead!" so cover for the fact they're lazy (see first line), selfish (this is further killing the business for future gens), and are too nihilistic/apathetic to care anymore.
>And look Wade, they call that Nintendo! A popular video game console produced in the 1980s that featured smash hit games like Super Mario Bros!happy now drones?
>>20737077The crowd is full of fat drunks, trans activists, and "I just hope both wrestlers have fun!" people. Of course they popped. All the former Attitude Era fans from 2019-2022 AEW left a long time ago. Hence the tarps at Dynamites they used to sell out, and no millies.
>>20739684OK but why are they happier than any WWE crowd?
>>20737093New Jack stabbed people for a shoot in matches. He's allowed to used a NES. Kyle O'Reilly is a shitter, always has been a shitter, and I'm glad he's finally exposed.
>>20739682>He has Michael Cole living rent free in his headHoly shit you're BOILING
>>20739675explain how any of this breaks kayfabe
>>20739692>yeah, but why WWEI don't care about WWE.
>>20739707So what do you care about?
>>20739704Explain where I said it breaks kayfabe.
>>20739711>I know! I'mma try and change the topic to you!Nice try. kek.
>>20739725So you only care about AEW, got it.
god i love remembering things
>>20739720>Producing quality is too much effort, so they hide behind "it's fun! 'fabe is dead!"
>>20739729>he didn't fall for it, fuck!Yeah, nah. I don't give a fuck about AEW, either. Try again.
>>20739736Except, mocking kayfabe =/= breaking kayfabe. You almost had something there, anon.
>>20737015>>20736529Must have got it from DK oldies with how yellow it is. Based spot though.
>>20737015He hit him with the soft side. I used to crack my brother in the skull with the electronics side
>>20736529nearly three decades later, all the indie feds still can't stop referencing ecw; what a joke
>>20737015OMG IS THAT KOOL KYLE?
>>20739753>err umm kayfabes not dead it’s just being mocked
>>20736529Are aew fans even old enough to know what a Nintendo is?
>>20740058>you can't mock something that's dead>btfo. trying to change topic to it being dead, instead of brokenYou're not good at this, anon.
>>20737323Not only are you a loser, but you're not actually making the point you think you are. When Rock gets a nostalgia pop, it's at least for a guy who was in the industry. Using an NES is completely unrelated.The actual equivalent would be when AEW used Sting, and no one called that gay, just the execution at times.This Nintendo bullshit is the lowest form of pandering you can do.
>>20738634You've got it completely backwards, anon. AEW is supposed to be an alternative. All their fans say it's supposedly all above the slop the WWE puts out. So when they do shit that's actually more embarrassing than Danhausen electrocuting Miz in the balls, it's a massive failure. It's incumbent upon AEW to not be gay as fuck, and it fails.
>>20736529>Has diabetes>Is a nintendo fanlong term story telling
>>20737015Half of wrestling's redneck audience quitting when WCW died and the other half quitting when UFC got big lead us to this point.
>>20739155Reminds me of ECW. I think it was Heatwave '98. They produced an excellent package of the Dudleyz terrorizing Tommy Dreamer, caning Beulah in front of him, a bunch of heinous things. Joey Styles comes in on commentary before the match to say he's not gonna be impartial, because these dastardly heels were just that disgusting in their actions. Plus, this is ECW, so you expect it's gonna be a nasty grudge match.And then the match starts with a fucking collar and elbow tie up between Dreamer and D'Von. Ridiculous. And then the whole rest of the match is literally house show hardcore bullshit, including a run-in with New Jack.It just proves there's always been shitters that just never get wrestling psychology. Or not into it's far later in their careers.
>>20740105Explain how it mocks kayfabe
>>20740122Hitting people with solid objects is not more embarrassing than zombie clown magic though. Who raped you?
>>20739704>I'm a crippled shut-in. Please talk to me.
>>20740273Grown adults popping for a console they never played as a random yummy reference is, in fact, more embarrassing than a midcard comedy act directed towards children.
>>20740273>solid objectsIt's a video game console for children. AEW has disgraced itself yet again and you're disgracing yourself by trying(and failing) to run damage control for this bullshit.
modern wrestling was a mistake
>>20740968You think they make video game consoles for children out of liquid materials?
>>20740980Do you think a children's video game console is an appropriate weapon in a pro wrestling match?
>>20740874>acknowledges they're adults>claims they never played>they all popped for the blowing in the cartridge spotdoubt. keep seething though
>>20740980>hyperfixating on anon greentexting the world solidholy fuck youre really grasping at straws now kek
>>20736529It's like they try to outcringe themselves every show these days. What are they gonna do next? Omegay and the cucks gonna come out dressed like the teletubbies or some shit?
>>20741032It's certainly possible they played it, but I just doubt it. KOR is 39, and most of the millennial manchildren are in that range, and their console growing up was the N64. And every console, including that one, including the Gameboy, and so on, all had the "blow in it" trick.
>>20741044I think they did that the first year AEW existed, I know they've dressed up like 20 diff soi characters by now
>>20741046I'm sorry AEW drove you insane
>>20741046>KOR is 39, and most of the millennial manchildren are in that range, and their console growing up was the N64bro, how sheltered were you growing up? did you not have friends, did you not know people with siblings, did you not have cousins? plenty of people had older consoles laying around. you could still get them very easily in the early 00s used
>>20737015 #You're not supposed to blow in the cartridge because it just makes the inside more moist. The proper way is to use a q-tip and rubbing alcohol to clean the prongs.
>>20741178No one who grew up during that time did this unless the game got really bad.A kid is playing NOW. Not waiting to find a swab and alcohol.
>>20741046>their console growing up was the N64Not sure if you are a zoomer or a boomer but either way nice job outing yourself as a retard
>>20737095Gummy bear boy??? Tf?? Fuck you bad that's signed from all the real wrestling fans
>>20738634The difference is Danhausen is catered towards kids.
>>20739155This is entirely true. I have been sober nearly seven years off alcohol. Last drink was October 6, 2019. That Hell in a Cell match was so fucking dogshit stupid, I found myself wound up with it. I was also fairly drunk. I decided I needed a change if I was going to let something this fucking stupid rile me up. I poured my vodka down the drain and decided to take a break.Nearly 7 years later, I never took it back up again. thank you seth and bray for being so shitty at your jobs, you saved my life.
>>20737015everyone involved with this from the concept to agreeing to do the spot to the participants in the match should be killed
>>20745086What's it like to have no friends?
>>20745086why?
>>20745096I love not being pressured or obligated to do things for people that wouldn't do them for me!
>>20745077and yet you are on /pw/.you sure your life was saved that day?
>>20745100why not?
>>20739155Remember when the Rock stopped doing the People's Elbow for his serious feuds? Where do edrones get their ideas aside from their dissociative disorders?
>>20745108well you suggested it, so why don't you tell me why?
>>20745108because there's nothing wrong with it
>>20745121Do AEW cultists think they can just dismiss any criticism of their show with "But WWE." Kinda weird since they seem to like shitting on WWE but at the same time, are find comparing themselves with them. Seems kinda hypocritical to me.
>>20745122so you don't know?
>>20745124There's definitely something wrong with you though
>>20745133It was an analogy you could understand being that quite clearly don't know about any other wrestling but thanks for proving drones are incapable of being educated
>>20745136why?
>>20737077theres a difference between a pop and an emotional investmentnot all reactions are equalwrestlers nowadays do everything purely for the immediate-pop 'moment', not for any investmentthats why viewerships dying, nobodys invested because everything is clipreel bait designed for people to take selfies of their shocked faces for social media points, and overloaded with meta irony that makes it impossible to genuinely suspend disbelief and get invested, the way you would with any other tv show, and because its not real sport you cant get invested on the sporting side either its "omg he won!!! ok now what"
>>20737077Literally the biggest popperino of the night
>>20745141Understand this. You are not more intelligent because you choose to watch one fighting show over the other. Let it sink in. Internalize this. You embarrass yourself so much by pretending this is reality. Imagine that you actually found a woman who was attracted to you and you told her you are smart because you watch AEW and not WWE. She'd call you a retard and never speak to you again.
>>20736529OH MY SCIENCE NOT LE HECKIN BING BING WAHOO MACHINERINO
>>20745327>You are not more intelligent because you choose to watch one fighting show over the otherActually yes, about fake fighting I am. Definitionally.
>>20745145So you don't know?
>>20737015I get that the audience grew up with those things but this is embarrassing.
>>20745394Nah you are
>>20745104SYBAU
>>20737015wrestling cant be expressive ?
>>20736529OH MY HECKIN CLOTSHOT
>>20737077AEW fans liking it proves it was bad.
>>20737077well yes that do be true thoughbeit although now
>>20737015And then he slams it on the ground like an autist. Like a retard that throws his controller and wonders why it doesn't work right anymore
>>20736529when my nintendo broke back in the day i threw it and my bddy smacked it with a maul hammernailed it perfectly and exploded into a million piecesshit was awesome
